I yearn for the life I want to smash the field

The War of Skins. The unyielding Baishen gritted his teeth, “Continue!”

The old man still looked calm, and said with a smile on his face, “Young man, how old is this year?”

Baishen was askedI was stunned for a moment, but my face didn’t show: “Thank you for your concern, I am… three and a half years old this year!”

Uncle: “…”

Nima!

Really can blow!

It interrupted my train of thought!

But the old man is an old man after all. After suffering a heavy blow, he was still able to continue to ask Baishen without changing his face or beating his heart:

“Young man, are you still single? Hehehe, really, young people nowadays, my dog ​​has already had a second child, and you don’t have a girlfriend yet!”

When the uncle said these words, the coercion he brought was so great that even Baishen couldn’t help but blushed a little.

Just when he was about to be unable to resist, Baishen suddenly caught a glimpse of Little H who ran out after him not far away.

Immediately thinking about it, he was overjoyed, and said with a snort, “Master, I feel relieved to see that you are full of children and grandchildren.”

Uncle: ‘…’

In this game, the uncle lost.

The old man was obviously inspired to fight, his cloudy eyes shone with a gleam of light, and he smiled strangely: “Oh, come again!”

The third round begins.

Baishen said first: “Master, I have a question for you. If you are on the road and suddenly someone splashes you with dirty water, and then the person tells you shamelessly, ‘Don’t worry, there is a secret automatic’, what should you do?”

Baishen is aggressive and fierce.

The uncle smiled calmly, still calm and calm: “What can I do, of course, beat him to death until he has a kidney deficiency, and then tell him ‘don’t worry, there are Liuwei Dihuang Pills, which can cure kidney deficiency. No sugar!’”

Baishen: ‘…’

Nima!

Lost again!

The old man seemed to see that Baishen was dying, and he was so motivated that he planned to take him down in one fell swoop!

“It’s not me bragging, young man. My first love back then was called Chen Ying, and she was the top flower in our village!”

“And I, at that time, was also a talented person who was well-known in the villages of all directions. After seeing her, I immediately used one-thousandth of my wisdom to write a Tibetan acrostic poem, so that this little girl would willingly crawl under my feet. !”

“The poem is:

I am laughing at the sky~~

Love, hate, and hatred are nothing~~

Old things go whoring with the wind~~

Facing the wind and waiting for the moon on the bed, sao~~”

The old man recited this acrostic poem with a lot of emotion, and the complacent meaning in it, as well as the quiet yellow, can be seen from the few ~ signs.

After the recitation, the uncle challenged Baishen proudly, his eyes full of troublesome smiles.

Baishen smiled, but didn’t take it seriously.

“It’s simple, old man, I didn’t say it, you are a bit too bad.”

Baishen said with a smile, and also came a song:

“I’m a big fool,

I love driving tractors.

A bowl of Chen Nianxiang,

Eat your face against the wind! ”

Uncle: “…”

A mouthful of old blood stuck in his throat!

This young man is amazing!

In order to win, she even blackened herself!

The old man said: “Admiration, admiration, it seems that the old man is not playing tricks, you don’t know what losing is!”

Baishen smiled calmly, and said domineeringly: “Zhen, I really don’t know!”

The old man was not affected: “Young man, do you know which is more expensive, chicken or cow?”

He doesn’t believe that God Bai can answer this ultimate question!

Sure enough, Baishen was blindsided.

Nima!

Chicken and beef are more expensive?

No matter how you look at it, it’s a pit!

Pick a chicken?

Or choose cattle?

This is a problem!

Seeing Baishen’s distressed expression, the old man shook his fan and said, with the attitude of a winner on his face.

Suddenly, Baishen had an idea: “I see, Jigui!”

“why?”

Baishen said calmly, “Because nine cows are worth a penny, but a chicken is eight cents!”

I thought I had already won, but I didn’t expect the old man to be in a hurry and shook his head: “Wrong, it’s equality.”

“Why!” Baishen couldn’t believe it.

“Because…” The old man also smiled mysteriously: “The family is rich, and those with hair are not counted. Since they are not counted, they are all zero. Isn’t it equal!”

Baishen: “…”

How can it be repaired!

Lost!

Those with hairy gods don’t even count!

Although he was not reconciled, Baishen was still convinced.

At the same time, I have a little more admiration for this old man who has never been out of the mountain village.

Made!

Being able to reach this level is considered a realm!

The two of them squatted on the ground to carry out this battle.

At this moment, Baishen’s feet were already numb.

This is also the main reason for his defeat.

Thinking about it, the old man on the opposite side who squatted longer than him has much better concentration.

“Master, are your feet numb?” Baishen asked with concern.

Unexpectedly, when the uncle heard this, a look of astonishment appeared on his face!

“Young man, you, you!”

Baishen was puzzled, thinking that he was deaf again, so he repeated:

“Master, are your feet numb?”

The expression of the old man can be described as colorful and changeable, even more exciting than the face-changing in Peking Opera.

She was stunned for a while, shocked for a while, turned into calm for a while, and finally became a kind of kindness again.

After a long time, he looked at Baishen, and said slowly, “Our Pi family has a successor…”Baishen didn’t know, so he didn’t know what the old man was talking about, so he guessed for a while.

Could it be that I have met a noble person?

This old man is going to pass on his skills for decades to help me soar into the sky?

Hehehe, I’m a little excited just thinking about it!

The old man didn’t know what was going on in Baishen’s mind. There was a dying struggle on his face. After a long time, he stood up slowly, and said with wriggling lips:

“Mother.”

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