I yearn for the life I want to smash the field

It’s all so routine! “Very well, I admire your dying struggle.” Baishen smiled, but it made Big Yu feel a little dangerous.

“Now the first question, there are a thousand bricks on the plane, if one falls, how many bricks are left?”

Big Fish: “???”

The rest of the director team: “???”

Huang Lei and others: “???”

A question that caused everyone’s black faces to face with question marks.

The big fish is simply confused!

Cooperating with the sense of danger that I had just now, it’s completely an illusion!

How dangerous is this question!

It’s an insult to IQ!

Big Yu couldn’t help but rolled his eyes, and said, “I didn’t say that, why are there bricks on the plane?”

Baishen raised his eyebrows: “If you don’t answer the question seriously, I will count your answer wrong.”

Big Yu hurriedly got serious and replied, “999 yuan!”

“The answer is correct.” Bai Shen said, the smile on his face didn’t dissipate, but became brighter.

This made Huang Lei and the others confused.

The director team was all relieved.

Especially executive director Xixi, before Big Yu answered, he still wondered if Baishen was playing some counter-routine.

But now it seems that the question is really simple.

But for some reason, Xixi had a bad premonition in her heart.

“Question two, how many steps are needed to put an elephant in the refrigerator?”

After answering the question correctly, Big Fish became proud. He straightened his back and said, “Three steps, 1. Open the refrigerator door. 2. Put the elephant in. 3. Close the refrigerator door.”

“The answer is correct.” Baishen continued without hesitation, “How many steps does it take to put the giraffe in the refrigerator?”

As soon as he finished talking about the question, Liu Xianhua couldn’t help it anymore.

“Brother, you asked this question just now!”

Baishen looked back at him, then groped on the ground to find something.

“???” Liu Xianhua said, “Brother, what are you looking for?”

While looking for it, Baishen said, “My 40-meter broadsword is missing. I’ll look for it. During this time, I will allow you to run 39 meters first.”

Liu Xianhua: “…”

“Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully smashing the scene and getting 10 points of stupidity from Liu Xianhua!”

Everyone burst into laughter immediately, Huang Lei said: “Hahaha, this is killing you with the last meter!”

Li Chen said with emotion: “This is the highest level of pretense, Chen Chichi is so weak!”

Although Wang Baoqiang didn’t speak, he couldn’t stop laughing silly.

“Hahaha! Baishen, you lost!” Director Dayu laughed three times, and replied:

“Of course there are three steps. Open the refrigerator, put it in, and close the refrigerator!”

Baishen stopped looking for things this time, looked at the big fish, shook his head with a smile and said, “Wrong, it’s four steps.”

Big Yu’s smile faltered, almost choking him to death.

“Why, why was it wrong!”

Bai Shen said: “Because, before putting the giraffe in, the elephant has to be taken out!”

Big Fish: “……”

Director group: “…”

“Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully smashing the field and getting 100 points of obsession from Big Fish!”

“Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully smashing the scene and getting 1000 points of embarrassment from the director team!”

…

Huang Lei recorded the battle situation at the side: “Now, there are 900 corns!”

Big Fish was a little unwilling, and said, “Next question!”

Baishen continued to ask: “All the animals in the forest are going to the animal party, but there is only one who didn’t go. Who is it?”

This time, director Da Yu was directly fooled.

Nima!

How do I know who it is!

Anyway, it’s not me!

He gritted his teeth: “I can’t answer this one!”

Seeing him surrendering, Huang Lei immediately said, “Now, there are 800 pieces of corn!”

Xixi was also very puzzled, and asked Baishen, “Who didn’t go?”

Baishen smiled calmly, and said softly, “Of course it’s a giraffe, because he’s locked in the refrigerator!”

Xixi: “…”

Director group: “…”

This question,

It’s so damn cold!

“Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully smashing the scene and getting 100 points of obsession from Xixi!”

“Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully smashing the scene and getting 1000 points of embarrassment from the director team!”

…

“Okay, next question.” Bai Shen didn’t pause, “A man fell into the crocodile lake, why didn’t the crocodile eat him?”

The big fish scratched his head and thought, “This, this, it’s probably because this person has rough skin and thick flesh.”

“Wrong!” Baishen made a cross between his hands, “Because all the crocodiles in the lake have gone to the animal party!”

Big Fish: “…”

Director group: “…”

Damn it!

Nima has been tricked!

“Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully smashing the scene and getting 100 points of embarrassment from the director Da Yu!”

“Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully smashing the scene and getting 1000 points of embarrassment from the director team!”

…

This time, Huang Lei didn’t say how much corn was left, because like everyone else, he was covered in goose bumps from the answer to this question.

“Next question!” The big fish was dying.

Baishen continued: “This man was not eaten by the crocodile, but he still died in the end. Do you know why?”

This time, Big Fish didn’t rush to answer.

Because he knows, it must be a routine!

However, Big Yu thought about it for a long time, and even flirted with Xixi, the smartest member of the director team, for a long time, but he still couldn’t find the answer.

“Okay, I give up.” Big Fish raised his hands in a gesture of surrender, and said, “Tell me, how you died.”

The rest said they also wanted to know.

Baishen smiled at this kind of person, and said slowly, “Because…he was crushed to death by a brick falling from the plane!”

It was smashed to death!

It was crushed to death…Ah!

Everyone: “…”

“Ding! Congratulations to the host for breaking out and gaining 5000 points of obsession from everyone!”

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