I yearn for the life I want to smash the field

Uninvited guest! . It really is spring! Eighteen styles.

It’s so coquettish!

But what the hell I can do now! who?

“Dog system!” Baishen sighed and said, “It’s not because this move is too flirty, that’s why we’re offering a special price?”

“Host, please don’t guess casually, is this system like this!”

Baishen was silent for a moment, and said quietly, “You are.”

system:”……”

Can you still have fun playing!

Although it is true, but…

If you lie to me, you will die!

…

Even if you don’t want to, but since you have already learned this skill, there is no reason not to use it.

And although the name of the move is a bit outrageous, the practicality seems to be pretty good.

Baishen looked at Li Chen who had already rushed forward, and smiled faintly, revealing an air of coercion all over his body.

He squatted close to the door and made a classic horse stance. His knees were bent, his waist was straight, and he pushed forward with his hands into palms. He looked ecstatic…

Constipated.

Baishen yelled in his heart: “I take back what I just said, even the movements are coquettish, shameless bastard system, pay me back my blood and sweat!”

System: “The world is so beautiful, but you are so irritable. This is not good, no… okay, okay, I was wrong, please don’t be impatient, the host, I will let you see the great Mr. Cat Slave, created This miraculous technique!”

Bai Shen: What can I do? I’ve reached this point, so I can only keep going!

“The qi sinks into the dantian, the qi is like a gossamer, the heart is like floating clouds, and the feet are like a rock.”

Baishen sighed, and muttered the sixteen characters that suddenly appeared in his mind.

Suddenly, he felt a magical power emerge from his body!

It seems that everything within sight has become slow motion in the eyes of Baishen!

Looking at Li Chen again, I feel that he is full of flaws!

“Oh! Brother Shen, I’ve offended you!”

After saying these words, Baishen shouted angrily, and fierce inner strength continuously seeped out from his dantian and gathered in his palm!

Baishen was overjoyed, but before he could swing that palm, the door behind him was suddenly pushed open!

Baishen, who was squatting close to the gate, was implicated innocently!

The energy storage was interrupted, and Baishen’s eyes flashed with imperceptible confusion. The moment he fell to the ground, he tried his best to look back:

With just this one glance, he couldn’t help but widen his eyes:

“I…Cao…is…you…”

Snapped!

Fortunately, he supported himself with both hands, and he didn’t fall into the dog’s shit. After landing, he rolled forward wittily, posing a handsome pose, and tried his best to restore his heroic image.

Everyone: “…”

We’ve all seen it, okay?

…

“Hey, I’ll go, why can’t the car come up!” Chen Chichi, who has gained ten pounds in life recently, is walking on the uphill road leading to the mushroom house with two sheep, one big and one small.

Before halfway there, Chen Chichi was out of breath, and his fat body was shaking, almost as if he was about to fall off.

“Hey, although the scenery here is beautiful, I still don’t like it. If it wasn’t for the Buddha jumping over the wall, and that brat who made me eat cucumbers, I wouldn’t come here… Hahahaha, dare to mess with me, kid! deal!”

While Chen Chichi was complaining, he did not forget to show his standard devilish smile.

After finally walking to the mushroom house, Chen Chichi was exhausted, but the damned door was closed!

“Is that how they treat guests!” Chen Chichi was furious. “That sign says that they will try their best to meet all the needs of the guests. Could it be that they are all fake? Now that I’m here, they don’t even open the door for me!”

Thinking about the pitiful appearance of being rejected, which has been broadcast to the audience through the live broadcast, Chen Chichi felt that his fame throughout his life would soon be lost.

He pushed the door, only to find that it was tightly pushed against him, and he might not be able to open it without a little effort.

Chen Chichi, who has participated in many variety shows and even routines in the program group, did not open the door hastily, but just showed a sneer,

“Hmph, if you want to play me, a variety show expert, with this kind of trick, there must be a mechanism behind this door. Watch me call you out!”

Chen Chichi cleared his throat, turned to the door, and shouted with his terrified shriek:

“You have the ability to invite me here, you have the ability to open the door, don’t hide inside and make no noise, I know you are at home!

Bah!

Open the door, open the door, open the door, open the door!

Brat, shoot cucumbers!

Don’t hide inside and make no noise, I know you’re at home! ”

After shouting Aunt Xue’s classic lines, Chen Chichi was out of breath, but still no one paid any attention to him.

Chen Chichi was puzzled now: “Eh? Is there no one inside?”

Unable to wait any longer, he finally resorted to the power of two tigers that was no less powerful than the nine big black bulls, and pushed open the door with a bang!

“Hey, someone… damn it!”

The four eyes met, and there seemed to be some kind of fire in the air.

…

(Today’s first update, it’s a bit late, sorry everyone, I just got back from the injection T-T

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