I yearn for the life I want to smash the field

I won, I won !”

“incredible,Hurt the enemy a thousand, and hurt yourself half a hundred! ”

“Ahahaha, Baishen must want to say, if I don’t lift it, then don’t even try to lift it!”

“Bai Shen: Come on, let’s see who can outshine you. In order to hate you, I don’t even want face!”

“At that moment, Chen Chichi’s heart was bewildered!”

“Hahaha, Baishen, I beg you to be a human being, ah forget it, stop being a human being!”

“Tearing Onion King: Reward a rocket, sorry, I really laughed this time!”

…

“Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully smashing the scene and getting 1000 points of obsession from the little boss Chen Chichi!”

…

The current situation is a draw. Baishen looked at the sky and stopped hesitating:

“Chi, I’ll ask a question, let’s answer one by one, the next hand, how about a game to determine the winner?”

Chen Chichi gritted his teeth, and stared at Baishen ‘viciously’: “Yes, the loser will be responsible for breaking up all the remaining corn and transporting it home!”

This bet is a bit big for two salted fish.

But for He Jiong and Liu Xianhua, Nima is great!

He Jiong didn’t work at all. He just sat on a rock and watched the two of them start the battle quietly. Oh no, it was the beginning of a contest between men.

By the way, he shouted at Liu Xian who was in the distance, “Dahua, come quickly!”

Liu Xianhua, who was thrown into the depths of the cornfield alone, was taken aback for a moment, then put down the things in his hand, and walked towards He Jiong.

“Let’s come up with a question!” Chen Chichi challenged.

“A simple question.” Bai Shen said, “Describe your girlfriend in two words.”

Although Chen Chichi is married, he still wants to maintain his coquettish side, so he replied: “No.”

These two simple words reveal the helplessness of a single dog.

What’s more, it hides an incomparably great sadness!

It is simply the most perfect answer!

Chen Chichi smiled triumphantly, looked at Baishen: “It’s your turn.”

He didn’t believe that what Baishen said could be more ‘sad’ than these two words!

But Baishen looked up to the sky at a forty-five-degree angle, looked up at the sky, and said in the posture of a melancholy and beautiful boy:

“Inflate.”

Inflate.

Inflate…

Inflate!

Nima!

So flirty!

Not only coquettish, but even more helpless!

Not only helpless, but also revealed a trace of sadness!

In the sadness, there is also the depressed mood that belongs only to older single dogs, “I can’t ask for it, I can only make a living”.

Can…

We are still babies!

Let’s not listen to such a hot topic!

Our pure strokes!

Chen Chichi covered his face with his hands: “You won…”

This time, he was really willing to bow down.

It’s bad, I didn’t really kneel down to Baishen.

May I ask who can hack himself in order to win?

But Baishen did it!

This kind of person is shameless and invincible. If he doesn’t get the title of ‘God of Skin’, it’s peat’s fault!

He Jiong even bent over laughing directly, his shoulders trembled. He obviously tried to suppress his laughter, so the voice was:

“Tch-tch-tch–”

But then, after a big gasp, the ‘once’ respected Teacher He actually laughed loudly:

“Tch-tch-tch-tch–”

The live broadcast room, which was already restless, exploded this time!

“Hahahaha, Mr. He’s face!”

“I don’t guarantee to find out at the end of the festival!”

“I should never have come to this show!”

“Hahahaha, it’s okay, Mr. He, I was just like you just now, but I laughed like a pig, and I was in the subway, you wait for me, I will kill myself!”

“I feel sorry for upstairs!”

“The mentality upstairs is very good!”

“It’s probably broken, so I forced myself to smile!”

“Tearing Onion King: This time I must give a reward, even I am so angry when I am riding a horse!”

“… Awesome!”

…

Before Baishen had time to announce his victory, Liu Xianhua, who had rushed over from the depths of the cornfield, suddenly appeared and asked the three of them suspiciously:

“I’ve heard your laughter a long time ago. What are you laughing at?”

He Jiong pointed to Chen Chichi and Baishen and said, “They compete, whoever loses will break the corn… Hahaha, I can’t do it anymore, I still have to laugh for a while!”

Now Liu Xianhua was even more confused, and couldn’t help asking Baishen: “Brother, brother, what is Teacher He laughing at?”

Baishen turned his head and said, “We two compete, the loser will break off the remaining corn and transport it back to the mushroom house.”

Liu Xian nodded: “Oh, then which of you two will lose?”

Baishen just wanted to talk about Chen Chichi, but at this moment, Chen Chichi stopped him suddenly.

“Don’t move, Dahua, let me ask you, describe your girlfriend in two words.”

Chen Chichi acted like a routine.

“If you can’t answer, or you can’t answer as well as me, the rest of the corn will be yours.”

Liu Xian was taken aback for a moment, then glanced at Baishen.

Baishen also frowned.

After all, Liu Xianhua is his younger brother now, how could Chen Chichi be so cruel, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah?

Just as he was about to speak out, Chen Chichi, who wanted to use routines as a salty fish after losing, heard Liu Xianhua weakly say:

“Yes, where?”

Chen Chichi: “…..”

Baishen: “…”

He Jiong: “…”

Win, win!

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