I, Zhongli, Wander the World

What kind of person is Osamu Dazai?

If someone asked Fyodor with such a question, he would answer like this.

"That's a wise fool who has his own wisdom and can see through most of the common sense, but eventually falls into the prison that wisdom sews for himself."

The deeds of Osamu Dazai before and after he came to the Hound are undoubtedly seen by those who have a heart. Whether it is Fyodor or Blessed Sakura, it is clear from the beginning that Osamu Dazai's purpose in coming to the Hound is not simple.

but.

Osamu Dazai hides too well.

Unlike the original world line, which had a normal layout and confrontation with Fyodor, from the beginning, this smart black-haired boy was always in the position behind the god, even if it was the most conspicuous one behind him. It is impossible to see the slightest bit of his true face from the projection of God.

Therefore, in the eyes of the chess players at the top, he came to the hound to find out the people who are malicious to the elders with the help of the hound's intelligence network, and tried in vain to find the enemy's information on the enemy's chassis, while they watched his exhausted life. , and even had the leisure to shove the test Sigma by his side.

They never looked squarely at the wolf hiding in the dark.

It was Zhong Li who negotiated the deal with Blessed Sakurachi, and it was Zhong Li who confronted Fyodor head-to-head. On this basis, Osamu Dazai said, [Just a useful **** who is somewhat intelligent, but has no power to control the game. 】

And now, the pieces jumped off the board.

The vampire Count lying in the coffin didn't know the identity of Osamu Dazai, but the head that needed to be mosaicked still stared at him with dead fish-like eyes. Bram looked at the head, and then at Osamu Dazai, who had one foot on the coffin.

"I'm tired." He said very without force, "Rebels who hinder my sleep, quickly cover the coffin back, and I may be able to exempt you from the crime of disrespect..."

Dazai Osamu directly pinched the neck and lifted the person up.

Yes, brought it up.

The defeated Vampire Count was slashed by Blessed Sakura until only his chest and head were left, and the holy sword that cut off his limbs penetrated directly from under his chest to his head, suppressing his abilities including self-healing in all directions. At the same time, it also made the vampire with only the bust left to be easily lifted with one hand.

However, Osamu Dazai didn't mention people for anything.

"Oh." Looking at the object that was revealed as the vampire was removed from the way, Osamu Dazai smiled slightly, "His Royal Highness, you really love art."

"Even if it falls to this point, don't you forget to ask Fudi Yingzhi to ask for the radio to listen to music?"

When it comes to the radio, the vampire earl seems to have something to talk about. Dazai Osamu's hand on his neck can't affect his speech at all. He said plainly and implicitly proudly: "What do you know, a commoner, this is a legend. It's an orchestra installation in . It's just an ordinary little box, but it can play a wonderful movement that an orchestra can play. It's a miracle of wisdom..."

Dazai Osamu didn't listen to him force Lai Lai at all, and snapped his fingers to Sigma, who was following behind him after listening to the inside story with too much information and his expression dull, "Come on, little Sigma, give him the whole job."

"Ask him where the prison gate is, and play him an episode of 'Little Page'."

At a loss, Sigma: "Huh? Huh?"

The Vampire Count who has never seen the world: "What is "Little Page"?"

"That's a bigger miracle than the radio." Osamu Dazai lowered his voice and said mysteriously, "His Royal Highness with such a taste should be able to appreciate this cutting-edge art."

In fact, there was a vague look of anticipation on the face of the very good vampire.

Confirming that Bram's most wanted information at this time has become a cartoon of a fan hair dryer pig, Dazai Osamu satisfied the head to the chaotic Sigma, took a slight step forward, and whispered in the ear of the little adjutant: " If Little Sigma is afraid, after exchanging information here, you can find a place to hide, don’t worry, the captain will not have the trouble of looking for you.”

"Mr. Dazai, I..."

"You don't have to answer right away." Osamu Dazai reached out and patted him on the shoulder, with a rare gentleness without ridicule on his face, "Now, execute my order first."

"...Yes." Sigmar closed her eyes tightly, opened them again, and activated the supernatural ability on the vampire with only the bust left.

A family of pink pigs took over Bram's mind at that moment.

"Hello, I'm Paige..."

The light and shadow on the mobile phone screen were on and off, and the expression on the face of the black-haired boy sitting in front of the mobile phone was distorted, as if he wanted to find someone to kill him at any time.

Or, if he could move, he would have already found someone to kill him at this time.

[Akutagawa Ryunosuke], who wanted to kill, was covered with rocks from the entire neck down, not even the fabric of his clothes that could be turned into a killing weapon was exposed. The rock near the neck is extended, and there is just a small support for the mobile phone. The black mobile phone is placed on it, and the cartoon of the pink hair dryer pig is playing.

The boy turned his head with difficulty, trying to spit fire around the screen of the mobile phone that was in the way and burn through [Osamu Dazai] who was standing behind.

"I won't admit my mistake!" he said loudly, "Hurry up and return my sister! The man in black!"

"Oh, what a distressing child." Dazai Osamu, who held Xiao Zhongli in his arms again, said while drinking strawberry milk, "If Mr. Zhongli hadn't been there, I would have almost been killed. Well, after all this, I lent you my phone to watch the animation, shouldn't I thank me for my generosity? Akutagawa-kun?"

"Even if I'm not present, Dun can still protect you. There is something wrong with the bias." Zhong Li said objectively.

[Nakajima Atsushi]'s tiger claws have been kept vigilantly, and when he heard that Zhengtai, who had always been curious, mentioned himself, he resisted not looking in Zhengtai's direction, and said solemnly: "First...cough, sir, this What should people do?"

"What should I do—" Dazai Osamu dragged his voice.

[Oda Sakunosuke] who followed out because he was worried about the situation on the street immediately pricked up his ears.

He came out to see if anyone was injured, but as a result, the attacker didn't scratch any oily skin. The attacker was still a young man who looked so thin that he collapsed when the wind blew. In the end, it was revealed by the attacker. The true nature of the world, and the attackers were directly suppressed.

It was the kid who helped to get strawberry milk in the supermarket.

[Oda Sakanosuke] It's not that he is very wary of all the people in the world, but according to the black-haired boy, the black-clothed young man in front of him abducted his sister, and the young man holds another clearly powerful person in his arms. It's hard not to let him think of some criminal organizations that abduct and sell small superpowers.

This made him a little worried about the way he would deal with the black-haired boy, after all... the boy seemed to be just trying to find his sister.

[Osamu Dazai] But he didn't continue to talk about his judgment on people, but looked at Zhengtai, who was also sucking strawberry milk, as if nothing had happened, "Mr. Zhongli thinks, what should I do with him?"

Zhongli looked at him quietly.

"You don't need to ask me this kind of question," he said. "What kind of future you hope for should be decided by you. If I were to say it, I'm afraid there is only one answer I can give."

"The water entering the sea is divided into rivers and streams, so there is a reason for such division. Forcing all the waterways into one, the final result is not only the changed river course, but also the extremely high danger of bursting the embankment."

The volume of these words was not concealed, even the farthest [Oda Sakunosuke] could hear it clearly, but he was also confused.

The only one who understood, [Osamu Dazai] laughed softly.

"That's right. That's what you are." He shook his head and said, "Then, I've decided."

"Let Akutagawa-kun stay in this state for three days and three nights, that's it!"

"Sir?" [Central Plains Zhongya] standing behind him frowned slightly, "Is this decision somewhat..."

This is the felony of the assassination leader, and even those killers have paid a heavy price. How can this young man be treated lightly by the leader?

"It's settled." [Dazai Osamu] seemed to have suddenly lost all interest in [Akutagawa Ryunosuke]. The young man glanced at the corner as if he had not noticed it, and then hugged Shota in his arms tightly. Step forward.

"I'm tired, just go back. The other phone will show you the cartoon, so don't thank me, Akutagawa-kun."

[Akutagawa Ryunosuke] An angry roar came from behind.

[Oda Sakunosuke] who was standing in the corner of the supermarket suddenly breathed a sigh of relief.

Although it was a bit inhumane, it did not cause any substantial harm to the young man. Although the young man who seemed to have a high position in the world was frightening, he was surprisingly good.

Even the person who assassinated himself can be spared like this, and he can change the punishment measures because of a young boy's dissuasion. Perhaps it is a rare good person in the Mafia.

[Oda Sakunosuke], who left a good impression in his heart, glanced at [Akutagawa Ryunosuke], who was almost hoarse, and decided to bring some honey water to the boy's throat later, and asked his sister by the way. what is the situation.

Speaking of which, the nice young man seemed to have glanced at himself before he left...

It must be an illusion. [Oda Sakanosuke] thought uncertainly.

A fair and slender hand caught a beautiful bird.

It was a small thrush, with smart eyes rolling in its sockets. After eating a small bug as he wished, he obediently stretched out his claws and asked the person who caught him to remove the metal ring on the claws. .

Sounds barely audible to the human ear were looping through the tiny ring player.

"Boom, boom, boom."

The regular heartbeat came from there, and the person with the sensitive five senses listened carefully and wrote down the information contained in it.

"Using heartbeats to transmit information, using birds to send messages, and eliminating all interference from electronic signals, thanks to his ability to figure it out." Blind Tiaoye Caiju chuckled and wanted to touch Xiaothrushi's head, but was caught by a chubby little girl. The bird gave a peck, spread its wings and flew away.

"Hey."

The pecked fingers stinged slightly, but Tiaoye Caiju was not annoyed, and still smiled, "This arrogant and explosive temper, the 'children' raised by Mr. Zhongli are all the same."

The words did not reflect on their own meaning at all.

"Forget it, according to the agreement with Mr. Zhongli, it's time to work. After all, the two transcenders and the leader were all stumped by the European guys." He stood up and took the precise Passing the knife leaning against the wall, "Jail gate, co-devour, and... Blessed Ying Chi's ultimate goal."

"It's really enough to trust my information exchange volume."

Three intelligences, representing three different intelligence exchanges.

In the distant hound base, Osamu Dazai, who successfully kidnapped Bram, fled secretly with his determined adjutant.

When Osamu Dazai was bandaged on his back, the vampire who had opened the door to the new world was still chattering excitedly.

"This is simply the highest crystallization of wisdom, a temple-level miracle! Whether it's "Little Page" or "Little Sean", or the thing called 'mobile phone' that can be used to play them!"

"Civilians... oh, no, the amazing person who made tributes to me, I recognize your dedication, as long as you show me the real 'mobile phone', not the fake thing in the intelligence, I hereby The secondary body is fixed..."

"Shut up, do things first, give later, don't have to talk about it." Dazai Osamu slapped the face of the vampire who was not so talkative.

Sigmar on the side gave Bram a pitying look.