IF: One For All-Fiction

"It's only been a brief while since our socialization has commenced and yet already we have been made apodictically cognizant of your personality, redolent as it is of a turd getting steamed in a sewer." spoke Kaminari eloquently.

"Huh?! What the hell kinda vocabulary is that?! I'll f.u.c.k.i.n.g kill you, you shitty thesaurus!"

"What a vulgar conversation!" Yaoyorozu remarked in disgust.

"But it sure is funny!" added Uraraka.

"Damn Bakugou, you are one foul-mouthed dude!" Kirishima observed.

"F.u.c.k off! I'll throw you under this bus!"

[Oh, we should get a curse jar that we can put 5 yen coins in whenever Bakagou-san screams an obscenity. By the end of the school year we should have enough for a class vacation. Or maybe when we're older we can make a drinking game of it!] suggested Kumagawa.

"The f.u.c.k you just call me shit-head?!"

[See? There's 10 yen already.]

"We're almost there. Settle down already..." Aizawa said from the front of the bus.

(-)

When the class entered the training facility, they were greeted by a most impressive sight. Various different types of natural disaster scenarios were setup up with extreme detail and special effects.

"Amazing!"

"Is this U.S.J. or something?!"

Aizawa ignored the outbursts and led the students forward.

"Flooded wrecks, land slides, fires, etc, etc..." came a new voice.

The class turned to see a man dressed in a type of space suit approaching them.

"This is a practical training area I created to simulate all kinds of accidents and disasters, and its name is the Unforeseen Simulation Joint!"

'It really is U.S.J!' the students thought in unison.

"It's Space Hero! No. 13!" gushed Midoriya. "He's the gentlemanly Hero who does phenomenal work with disaster relief!"

"Wow! I've always liked 13!" cheered Uraraka.

"Hey 13, where's All Might?" Aizawa asked as he approached 13 and left the students hearing radius.

"He was unable to come due to work problems." responded the Space Hero before he lowered his voice. "It looks as though he's been out Hero-ing during his commute. His remaining time for the day is limited enough as it is." he explained as he held up three fingers. "He's resting in the break room back at U.A."

"That guy's the height of irrational. Now we have to pick up his slack." g.r.o.a.n.e.d Aizawa. "Oh well. Shall we?"

"Before we begin, just one thing... Or two. Or three. Or four." the Pro said as he held up one finger after the other.

'They're increasing...'

"I'm certain most of you are already quite aware, but my Quirk is called Black Hole. No matter what material gets s.u.c.k.e.d into its vortex, it will be reduced to dust."

"That's a perfect Quirk for removing wreckage and saving people injured by disasters!" noted Midoriya.

"Correct. However... it is a power that could easily be used to kill people. And in that way, it's no different from the Quirks of others out there. I'm sure there is at least one among you whose Quirk could be lethal." 13 explained as the class quieted down. "In this society of superhuman's, Quirks are strictly regulated, and the requirements for their lawful use is enforced. Anyone can tell at a glance that that is the way the world works. So don't forget that all it takes is one mistake to turn intended harm to accidental death. During Aizawa-sensei's physical strength test you learned of your respective powers true potential. And during All Might's trial of battle, I think you took away a true sense of the danger of brandishing those powers against one another."

Several pairs of eyes flitted between Kumagawa and Todoroki.

"This lesson will serve as a fresh start! Let's get to studying about how to use our Quirks for the sake of human life!"

[What a joke.]