If you don't work hard, you have to go back and inherit the heaven

According to Guan Nianwei, Dongyu registered a Weibo and paid attention to bloggers with real material in various fields, and planned to see what the trend of this era is through their daily Weibo.

But from time to time, she would see "grass", "too grassy", "I am really grassy" and other comments about innocent green grass under the comments, and they still appeared in different contexts, which made her A novice to the Internet, she was very curious about this word.

She also tried to use the context to crack the meaning of the word, but found that it didn't work at all, because the word appeared in various contexts, which added a lot of obstacles to her.

When someone posted a nice photo of themselves, they commented: Grass!Is it the fairy who went down to earth!

Someone confided their grievances about being bullied and commented: Grass!That person is too disgusting, touch you.

According to her understanding of this word, it is a natural plant, but ordinary people don't seem to understand it that way.

So what does the word "grass" really mean?

Guan Nianwei never thought that Dongyu would ask this sand sculpture question, and what was more unexpected was that Dongyu could say this word to her sincerely-the feeling of being "offended" by someone sincerely was really subtle.

Guan Nianwei adjusted the frame of her glasses, and while following Dongyu into the elevator in the underground parking lot, her brain quickly turned, thinking about how to explain this wonderful word to the immortal who can't eat fireworks.

In contemporary Internet culture, the word "grass" no longer simply refers to the kind of grass that can photosynthesize. It has a lot of meanings. It can be used as a modal particle to describe many emotions, such as shock. Such as anger.Moreover, it can also be used as a verb...

Guan Nianwei pressed the floor elevator in silence. She hesitated on this verb. Isn't it always a bit tainted by her to tell Dong this?

If the emperor knew that mortals were teaching her daughter, would he be so angry that he would destroy the world?

After Guan Nianwei pondered for a while, she explained the nouns and modal particles of "grass" to Dongyu, so that Dongyu quickly understood what the netizens meant.As for the verbs... let's talk about it, she didn't take the initiative to ask, and she wasn't too embarrassed to speak plainly.

The elevator arrived soon, and Guan Nianwei walked ahead to find the room where the target was.

Dongyu seemed to want to say something, but seeing Guan Nianwei earnestly looking for the back of the target tenant, she temporarily rested her mind and planned to ask again when she was free.

What they are looking for today is one of the best, an editor named Lin Shuqi.

Guan Nianwei is a little impressed with this editor because she is the editor of Xue Cheng, the best-selling author of fantasy novels.Xue Cheng's book world view is very grand and interesting, and his original fairy system is very mature and rigorous, and he is very well-known in the online literature world.

Guan Nianwei's roommate Liu An'an is his diehard fan.When Liu Anan was a freshman in his freshman year, the other three people in the dormitory were madly exported, so Guan Nianwei, who doesn't read fantasy novels, knew him.

However, he likes to procrastinate, but this is the fault of the past. After Lin Shuqi took over, the fault disappeared.In this regard, his readers are very cherished by this editor Lin, and almost see her as a lifesaver.

Guan Nianwei also heard that the savior of Xuecheng readers is a hard-hearted and ruthless person... I don't know if this insurance contract can be successfully signed.

Dongyu told her that the way to get the evil and the good to sign a contract is to use evil to control evil and good to control good.I don't know if their kindness can "hold" her.

Guan Nianwei finally found Lin Shuqi's home, stopped in front of her house, looked back, and confirmed that Dong Yugen had come up before reaching out to ring the doorbell.

A female voice came from inside: "Who?"

Guan Nianwei tidyed up her dress, and politely smiled at the cat's eye on the door: "Hello, we are from an insurance company. I want to interrupt you for a while, okay?"

Before she could go on, Lin Shuqi replied irritably: "No, don't buy, go." Every word revealed a complete rejection of "insurance".

Guan Nianwei: "..."

As a novice selling insurance, she feels that she still has a lot to learn, such as language tactics, how to trick customers into opening the door and listen to a few more words.

Guan Nianwei plucked up the courage and knocked on the door again: "We assure you that we will never let you spend a penny more, and the terms of the contract are very rich and will only benefit you." At the end, add a sentence, " We are not a liar, please rest assured!"

Lin Shuqi seemed to fold back again, her voice passing through the closed door, with a hint of doubt: "Doesn't cost a penny?"

Guan Nianwei replied: "Yes, we guarantee you won't spend a penny."

Lin Shuqi gave a meaningful oh, and then the conversation changed: "I still say it's not a liar! The liar also likes to say not to let customers spend a penny when they come to promote sales!"

Lin Shuqi drove them away: "Hurry up, I'll call the police if I don't leave!"

Guan Nianwei: "..."

Her logic is so rigorous!

Guan Nianwei looked back at Dongyu who had been silent, and called out inquiringly: "Dong President?"

Dongyu's hands were around his chest, and his eyes fell on the closed door. On the contrary, there was a bit of novelty on his face: "I have lived so long, and this is the first time I have been treated as a liar."

And yesterday's technology.

The mortals of the new age are really amazing.

Guan Nianwei said silently, "...I think your focus may be slightly off."

The focus now is clearly how to solve the problem of being turned away!

Dongyu didn't panic at all, and asked slowly, "Do you know who else lives here?"

Guan Nianwei: "Who?"

Dongyu: "Xue Cheng."

Dongyu said calmly: "She doesn't want to see us, but she doesn't want to see Xue Cheng."

Lin Shuqi is Xue Cheng's editor. The two have a close relationship and are also friends in private.If Xue Cheng came forward and asked her to look at the insurance contract, it might be much better than the current situation.

Guan Nianwei hesitated: "But Dong, we don't know Xue Cheng either?"

Since you don't know each other, wouldn't it be better to go to a different place and stay behind closed doors?

Dongyu said very calmly, "Then you go and meet him."

Guan Nianwei: "?"

How did she make this sentence so easy?

…

Xue Cheng and Lin Shuqi happened to live in the same community, in the same building. Xue Cheng lived upstairs in Lin Shuqi's house, and she was in a "bunk bed" relationship with her.

Guan Nianwei stood at the door.

Dongyu said that she wanted to observe Xue Cheng, and she disappeared early, so Guan Nianwei didn't know where she was now, but she could hear her voice in her heart.

Dongyu asked her to ring the doorbell. Although Guan Nianwei didn't understand why she wanted to observe Xue Cheng, she did the same and rang the doorbell.

A few minutes later, the door was opened with a small slit. A young man with messy hair and a particularly clear and beautiful face appeared behind the door. He straightened his messy hair and looked at Guan Nianwei and asked politely: "can I help you?"

Guan Nianwei did what she said to Dongyu at the beginning. She stretched out a stack of documents in her arms and said softly: "These are some contracts of Yunting. Now you need to check it out. Is it convenient for me to go in?"

Xue Cheng was puzzled: "Yunting?"

Guan Nianwei said, "Yes, Yunting, that's the Yunting Group on TV."

Xue Cheng frowned instantly, but did not refuse and opened the door to let her in.

The room was a little messy, the coffee table was full of clutter, the clothes that should be hung on the hangers were thrown on the sofa, and every place was full of the breath of life of flying oneself.

Guan Nianwei calmly pushed the frame on the bridge of her nose.He seems to be an "eclectic" talent.

Then she heard Dongyu's voice in her heart, and she succinctly expressed her shock at Xue Cheng's "eclectic": "Grass."

Guan Nianwei: "..."

Mr. Dong is really quick to learn and use, keeping up with the pace of the Internet age-she is about to start learning to get used to the "grass" of people like Dongyu.

"I made you laugh." Xue Cheng scratched his head embarrassedly, and quickly put all the clothes on the sofa into the bedroom, and then reluctantly cleared a small place on the coffee table full of books and other things, so convenient. Guan Nianwei puts the file.

Guan Nianwei was afraid that he would be embarrassed, and said intimately: "It's okay, life is my own, so I can feel comfortable."

To live alone, it is natural to choose the most comfortable way of life.

Xue Cheng asked her to sit down, poured warm water for her and returned. The atmosphere suddenly became embarrassing again. Guan Nianwei took the initiative to open the topic: "Mr. Xue Cheng, my roommate likes reading your book."

When she mentioned the field she was familiar with, Xue Cheng's expression relaxed slightly: "Ah, isn't it?" She couldn't help but teased herself, "Then she must hate dragging the manuscript very much."

Before Lin Shuqi took over Xue Cheng, Xue Cheng already relied on the brilliant storyline, smooth and delicate narrative ability and unique world system to fight his own world in the online literature world, and successfully captured thousands of readers.

Later, he dragged the manuscript frantically for five months. No reader knew why he didn’t update and was reluctant to bear his wonderful story, so he could only squat at the bottom of the pit and scold him civilly, while he was pitifully wailing. Calling him.

And because of his huge number of readers, there are so many people calling him, this matter was also on a hot search.Lin Shuqi took over him the day before the hot search, and then he updated the hot search the next day.

His readers hate his dragging behavior, and because he is a half-monthly changer, they have to go to his Weibo every half month to supervise him, let him hand in the update on time, or ran ahead of time Lin Shuqi's Weibo went to a miserable sale, making sister Lin "distressed for the child, and the child is about to die without the latest chapter."

Liu An'an was also squatting on the bottom of the pit while scolding. Guan Nianwei certainly had the impression. She pushed her glasses: "She was always curious about why you dragged the manuscript for so long at that time. If it weren't for your editor at the time to tell everyone about safety. ..."

She is about to think you are in peace.

Xue Cheng laughed twice and said: "The reason is very simple, that is, there is no shortage of money, and the reputation has reached a height where it will not fall again. A little bit of laziness will develop, and a little less wanting to continue. tried."

As soon as he finished speaking, Dong Yu suddenly appeared, standing next to the coffee table, majestic and looking at them high up.

Guan Nianwei: "..."

The way of appearance is surprising and correct, but is she not afraid to scare other mortals?!

Xue Cheng almost didn't bounce off the sofa. After seeing Dongyu's appearance, her eyes widened: "Sister Dongyu, why are you here?!"

Guan Nianwei: "...?"

How is this going?Know him?Xue Cheng isn't a person either?!

Dongyu bends down slightly, stretches out her hand and gently pulls out Xue Cheng's hair that almost blocks her eyes, and then looks at his dark eyes, with red lips lightly opening: "Why am I here is not important."

"The important thing is that my sister knows that you don't want to work hard."

Xue Cheng suddenly had an ominous premonition.

In the next second, he saw Dongyu take out his phone without hesitation, and complained in front of him calmly: "My father, Xue Cheng said that he doesn't want to work hard anymore and wants to go back to inherit the heaven."

Xue Cheng was shocked: "!!!"

He immediately bounced off the sofa, rushed to the phone and tried to defend himself: "Father, no son! My son wants to work hard!!!"

The sky is a lesson, sister cheated me!!!

Dongyu raised his hand on his forehead and pushed him away mercilessly, and Xue Cheng strenuously stretched out his hand to grab her mobile phone.

The scene is as childish as a kindergarten fight.

Guan Nianwei: "..."

The second generation of your gods...It's really amazing.

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