I’m A Cool Salted Fish In The Entertainment Industry

Chapter 22.1 – Variety shows leisure time

The Jiannan Ge mentioned by Fang Shubai was a middle-aged actor who has played many classic roles and his real name was Cui Jiannan.

He has won the best actor award with gold content in China. He looked well maintained, tall and handsome, and has a sense of maturity that young boys don’t have.

The mature and stable Cui Jiannan followed Fang Shubai and planned to greet Fang Shubai’s senior sister. He originally had a smile on his face. However, after hearing Fang Shubai’s conversation with You Qiuqiu, his smile instantly collapsed.

Then it becomes a deep panic.

He still quite likes this junior (FS), and Fang Shubai was not a competitive person like other people. Therefore, the two of them can be said to meet each other pretty well.

Fang Shubai was actually quite enthusiastic with everyone. He was particularly obsessed with asking where everyone was from.

At that time, Cui Jiannan didn’t think much.

Until he heard the young man he really like, let the pretty girl eat him, a Sichuanese.

???

Cui Jiannan was not too keen on surfing the Internet and had totally no idea that this was just a joke. He was already frightened.

They said this was a comfortable and leisurely rural health life variety show, why they have risen to cannibalism!

Cui Jiannan almost called his agent who hadn’t gone far and asked him to take him away from this terrible program group.

The program group was actually dumbfounded and confused by Fang Shubai and You Qiuqiu’s conversation.

You Qiuqiu was not surprised to see Fang Shubai, which can be considered as an acquaintance. She just realized something. No wonder Fang Shubai asked her if she had any schedule the day before. He knew she was coming to the show.

She earnestly said: “As everyone knows, Cantonese doesn’t eat spicy food very much, not to mention the spicy food of Sichuanese. They have to choose a bit spicy for hot pot. Do you want this senior sister to die?”

“So it’s better to tastes Fujianese.”

Fang Shubai: “…”

When Fang Shubai felt in a daze again, You Qiuqiu went over to greet the shocked Cui Jiannan.

She looks particularly well-behaved.

“Hello, teacher Cui.”

She knew Cui Jiannan, and her parents liked his performance very much.

Cui Jiannan also greeted You Qiuqiu. Cui Jiannan finally took a sigh of relief after You Qiuqiu explained that cannibalism was just a joke.

He is too flustered.

He just thought how such a clean and beautiful girl could can eat people.

After this opening scene, the atmosphere of the show became harmonious in an instant. The distance between people becomes closer.

Cui Jiannan had no pretensions at all, so You Qiuqiu didn’t need to call him teacher. Just like Fang Shubai, she could directly call him Cui Ge. You Qiuqiu did not turn down his suggestion and called Cui Ge directly.

…

Fang Shubai was thrilled to appear in a variety show with You Qiuqiu.

He felt very pleased to meet You Qiuqiu again, and the two of them keep in touch privately after paying attention to each other on Weibo.

Fang Shubai felt that You Qiuqiu performed very well in 《Hello Actor》 because she brought him directly into the performance. Otherwise, how could he act so well? After the show was broadcast, Fang Shubai found out that he was completely brought to the extraordinary performance.

Fang Shu’s mind was full of 6661, the senior sister is awesome!

After a hot search, although he gets a lot of message related to his kidneys, Fang Shubai doesn’t feel embarrassed, he earned a lot of attention.

Fang Shubai was holding You Qiuqiu as a lucky star.

Bringing these two together today was also the reason that the program group considered. When the two of them stand together, it’s hilarious.

They had fun when the two people first came here, and the show team was happy to see it happen.

“We are going to meet the rest of the people now.”

Cui Jiannan interrupted the two juniors who had been communicating.

《Leisure Time》 invited a total of six guests. Three of them were Cui Jiannan, You Qiuqiu and Fang Shubai. You Qiuqiu already knew who the other three from Fang Shubai, who was chattering beside her just now.

One was a married male singer named Tao Anjie, who was good at love songs and high notes and also has a good relationship with his wife.

There was also a mother generations actress, Ma Juan, who has acted in a lot of TV sketches and was basically retired. Because of this, she can join some of the variety shows.

Finally, Shi Jing, a third-line actress. She often appeared in major TV dramas, mostly in supporting roles.

Shi Jing was the only one who hasn’t arrived yet, and it’s much later than You Qiuqiu.

Cui Jiannan and Fang Shubai came to meet You Qiuqiu with the crew car. They thought they would also take the crew car when they went back this time.

However, the director gave a mysterious smile. He stopped Cui Jiannan who wanted to get in the car and gave the first challenge.

“I’m sorry everyone, now the shooting has officially started. If you want to go back to where you live, you have to rely on yourself.”

Cui Jiannan was dumbfounded.

“How do you rely on yourself?”

The director said: “Walk, run, or hitchhike by yourself, whatever you want.”

In the end, he doesn’t forget to add a hypocritical sentence: “Come on.”

The tone was unabashedly gloating.

The three of them: “…”

Fang Shubai let out a painful cry: “God, it’s so far away, would it at least one hour to reach there?!”

The purpose of the show 《Leisure Time》 was to let everyone go to the countryside, away from the hustle and bustle, and self-sufficiency, which can be regarded as a slow variety show.

What the program crew wants to do was true. It’s inappropriate to rely on the program group’s car to travel or something.

Seeing that the program crew was not joking, Cui Jiannan chose to accept the reality. He smiled bitterly and asked Fang Shubai and You Qiuqiu’s opinions.

“Do you have any ideas?”

You Qiuqiu was silent.

 

Footnotes

  “666” is a Chinese word, homonym for “牛牛牛” (niú niú niú) or “溜溜溜” (liù liù liù), used to describe someone or something is very powerful, cool, impressive.