I’m A Cool Salted Fish In The Entertainment Industry

Grandpa is very easy to talk. Just when You Qiuqiu asked, he directly let You Qiuqiu get started.

The key to making candied haws lies in practice.

You Qiuqiu learns with earnestness, from how to skewer to how to cook, how to wrap sugar, he has almost taken out 120% of his energy, and his hard work is no less than the college entrance examination.

Just kidding, of course you have to be serious. This is a skill to eat later.

Fang Shubai, squatting in front of the sugar ball booth, was dumbfounded.

Not...

Why is there such a strange development, the senior sister changed from eating candied haws to making candied haws?

But the cameraman felt that he had vaguely grasped a little bit of essence.

What's wrong, I paid two yuan to buy candied haws, and even eat and learn?

In any case, the lens still honestly recorded the process of Yu Qiuqiu learning how to make candied haws. This branch is also a good material for the program team.

It can be said that Yu Qiuqiu's group has contributed a lot of wonderful shots this afternoon alone, enough for the program group to edit.

I ate the candied haws and learned along, and the sun was not as glaring as when I first started shooting in the afternoon.

The boy's grandmother brought a big pot of citrus to everyone.

Correct……

A big pot is no exaggeration.

The boy's grandmother Zhang Luo, You Qiuqiu, Fang Shubai and the staff have something to eat.

You Qiuqiu was stunned. What kind of rich family is this?

Everyone is embarrassed. Even if you haven't tasted this citrus, just by looking at the taste and smelling it, you will know that you can't go wrong, where they are embarrassed to eat it.

"It's okay, eat it."

The old man stripped two of them by himself, and forced them into the hands of You Qiuqiu and Fang Shubai.

She sighed, "It's everywhere. If you don't eat it, it will rot in the ground."

You Qiuqiu only ate one piece. It was only with hindsight that she remembered that she was a female artist. She had to stay in shape and could not eat more. She also ate half of the candied haws and put them away. She planned to return to her residence and continue later.

But a single citrus is enough.

It is a clear and sweet orange taste, very sweet, it is like eating sugar, the fruit is full, and the juice splashes directly between the teeth...

You Qiuqiutian's eyes were bent into crescents.

Fang Shubai over there shouted "It's so delicious."

At the same time, I also asked everyone's doubts.

"It's so delicious, why does it rot in the ground?"

The boy’s grandmother said, “I produce too much, and there used to be special channels to collect it. If we don’t collect our citrus this year, we can’t sell it directly.”

"Who can eat so much, it will rot in the ground, it's all like this... It's a pity these good oranges."

The middlemen who used to supply and help sell no longer accept the goods. The small town originally had such a small population, and according to the boy's grandmother, many people still plant it. How much can the town absorb?

The program crew originally shot a lot of material in the afternoon. You Qiuqiu first picked up a lot of toon shoots by accident and learned how to make candied haws. They were quite happy.

But because of this episode, people immediately felt a little melancholy, and even the citrus in hand seemed not so sweet.

Everyone feels the hardships of life, and it is not easy everywhere.

You Qiuqiu blinked, and after a long period of silence, he said the first sentence.

"What about the live broadcast?"

"Could you try to sell citrus live broadcast."

She has been thinking about this issue just now. Since the middleman has a problem, can she change the sales channel?

Now the live broadcast is very popular. When she was engaged in eating and broadcasting before, she had seen other spicy duck necks and spicy duck wings sold in the live broadcast room. She also bought it several times.

Of course, after gaining weight, there is no more.

Since the spicy duck neck and duck wings can be sold in the live broadcast room, why can't the fruit be?

There is no middleman, no price difference.

The boy's grandmother didn't even know what live broadcast was. She didn't go online.

...

After bidding farewell to the boy's family and before the sun was about to set, Yu Qiuqiu and his party returned to their residence by the pond.

The other four had returned long ago, waiting for You Qiuqiu and Fang Shubai over there.

"I thought you had something wrong, so I asked the program team to call your staff and just come back."

It was the actor Cui Jiannan who said this.

He has the best relationship with these two juniors, and he is the one who most worried about them.

Ma Juan, "Where did you go?"

Before You Qiuqiu could speak, Shi Jing was the first to speak.

"Go out to play."

Shi Jing sat on the swing without standing up.

"I guess the toon bud was not found either."

"We have picked it up."

She specifically motioned You Qiuqiu to look at the toon buds on the table, a small pot.

You Qiuqiu, "We got it too."

Open the bag in his hand, a big bag is full.

Fang Shubai was eager to try, "I have it here too."

He opened the bag in his hand and it was another big bag.

If this is placed in a pot, it can probably be filled with three pots containing Shijing's toon buds.

Shi Jing:? ? ?

Other guests:?

Fang Shu told everyone about the process of waiting for the toon buds with You Qiuqiu, and of course he concealed the fact that he was stunned by a child.

The point is that You Qiuqiu relies on the endorsement hot strip to buy the hearts of the children.

"Senior sister is too strong!"

"There are really many toons over there. We are embarrassed to pick up a large piece of toon. In the end, my mother-in-law was kind and forced another bag for us."

In addition to toon, the two of them also brought back four candied haws and bought them with Fang Shubai's remaining three dollars.

Originally only three dollars could be bought for three, but the grandfather said that the candied haws were made by You Qiuqiu, and that three dollars could give her four.

It happened that the remaining four guests were equally divided.

After having been busy for a long time, it was hard to find two toon trees. Basically, the group of four who brought back these toon buds after giving the toon trees to the bald:...

This is where people are more popular than people.

They also want to meet the old man who has been forced to squeeze toon buds.

Why is Yu Qiuqiu's luck so good?

The others laughed a few words, Shi Jing really almost died in place.

by! What the **** is going on here!

...

Because the morning gambling appointment was done by Shi Jing's team on this day of cooking, but You Qiuqiu and Fang Shubai did not stand up completely, so they would still help with the odd jobs.

When You Qiuqiu found that she was completely useless, she moved a small Mazha in the yard, leaned against the wall, and held hands.

Fell asleep.

The evening wind was very gentle, and the sunset was full of the sky. You Qiuqiu had been busy all day, and the background music was the sound of the kitchen iron pan colliding with the shovel. She slept very comfortably.

This time I did not dream of being urged to pedal by a personal trainer.

Shi Jing saw such a scene when she came out of the house--

You Qiuqiu sits in Maza leaning against the wall and sleeps with her face upside down. She smiles slightly and sleeps with a healthy blush on her face.

A butterfly flew to her, turned around her cheeks, and finally landed on the tip of the delicate and superior nose. You Qiuqiu seemed to feel it, wrinkled his nose, and his beautiful face wrinkled, but the whole time Without opening the eyes, the slender and black eyelashes are neatly covered, and a small shadow is cast on the lower eyelid...

The male cameraman who followed you Qiuqiu: Ahhhhh! awsl!

Why can it be so cute, so cute, it's cute vomiting blood, macho must be optimistic!

Shi Jing: "..."

There are only two thoughts in her mind.

Why can you sleep so much?

I slept in seconds last night, and today I fell asleep directly outside against the wall.

Also, the tip-nosed butterfly, what's so good about it, isn't it just a flapping moth, the same reason.

Shi Jing told herself that she was absolutely not jealous, she just felt that this was not so envious.

Shi Jing stood next to You Qiuqiu for a while. She knew that according to her past personality, she should pick You Qiuqiu again, and she kept acting like a demon.

After all, didn’t the show invite her because she liked her, she would also use these to force conflicts to get attention and camera shots. It doesn’t matter whether she is scolded or not. The most scared thing in this circle is not to suffer. The curse was hacked, but no one cares.

But after all, Shi Jing did not attack again.

After several rounds, she was already empty.

The character of this female artist named You Qiuqiu is too salty. The salty fish is so outrageous that she can't tear it if she wants to.

Besides, she's afraid that she is not God's daughter and daughter?

Every time she ridicules and has no effect on Yu Qiuqiu, she is quickly slapped in the face.

"..."

Salted fish + koi, this kind of strange combination of women, can't afford to offend, afraid of it.

Shi Jing can be considered to have stopped looking for Yu Qiuqiu. Of course, it is not to say how much she likes Yu Qiuqiu. Now she is still staring at the sleeping woman because--

Is it really comfortable to sleep like this? ?

...

"What did Shi Jing do, let me see."

The kitchen of the house after the remodeling of the program group is directly against the yard. With the windows open, people outside can see the cooking scene in the house, and people who cook can also see the yard.

The speaker was Cui Jiannan. He was helping Ma Juan. Tao Anjie and Fang Shubai were playing cards in the living room.

After Cui Jiannan glanced towards the yard, he planned to put down the work he had to do, but was held back by Ma Juan.

Ma Juan wrote clearly in her eyes. She turned off the wheat and said softly to Cui Jiannan, "You don't need to go there."

"Nothing can happen."

"The little girl Qiuqiu has a very good temper. Although Shi Jing is noisy, she is also a good boy."

"trust me."

Cui Jiannan was indeed worried that Shi Jing would look for You Qiuqiu. He planned to go out and have a look at the trouble. When Ma Juan said that, he nodded, "Okay."

However, the two of them were still watching the movement outside while cooking.

I saw Shi Jing standing not far from Yuqiu for a while, and also fished out a small Mazha, and fell asleep leaning against the wall, following the appearance of Yuqiu.

The elders inside the house are cooking, the juniors outside the house are resting, the setting sun goes down, the tired birds return to the forest, accompanied by the curling smoke.

Beautiful and quiet.

Like a particularly good picture scroll.

The director desperately gestured to the cameras and asked them to record the scene.

At the beginning, "Leisure Time" was still a traditional variety show, so Shi Jing came over and planned to engage in some conflicts.

But now that the director sees this scene, he suddenly feels that there is no need to engage in conflict. Isn't it good to have such a comfortable, ordinary and warm life?

...

Shi Jing slept uncomfortably, not at all stable, she was awakened by a fly.

Several flies around her, all came out at night.

Shi Jing, who has no flapping moths but flies, "..."

The most terrible thing is that she felt that her back against the wall hurts. She looked at Yu Qiuqiu, who was still sleeping soundly, with a suspicion of life.

After a long time, is her back beaten with iron?

Yu Qiuqiu also woke up, and she pulled up the cushion on her back.

Shi Jing:? ? ?

You Qiuqiu didn't know why Shi Jing looked at her with such strange eyes. There should be no dirt on her face, right?

You Qiuqiu rubbed his cheeks with both hands, and asked the cameraman, who felt that his girl's heart burst again!

Her action is really like a cat washing her face.

After Yu Qiuqiu finished his meal, he quietly approached the director of the program group.

She has been thinking about it tonight, and now it seems that she has made an important decision. Even if she does not find the director, the director will come and ask her.

Yu Qiuqiu was a little embarrassed, his eyes drifted away, but he said, "It's just... I kind of want to help that family."

You Qiuqiu refers to the unsalable situation of the boy’s citrus.

She is not a nosy person. She is lazy by nature and doesn't like to worry about it. She can arrange herself to understand, earn enough money to support her parents, and for You Qiuqiu, she has completed the task successfully and hard.

But in the afternoon, the boy's family helped them, and You Qiuqiu felt that it was so distressing that such a good citrus really rotted in the ground.

That should be a very important source of income for their family.

Of course, You Qiuqiu's approach to the director is not to ask the program team for help. She means to help the elderly open a live broadcast and teach her how to use the live broadcast platform to sell fruits.

The time I chose to stay in the show group not to film them, after all, it cost the show group to invite her over. You Qiuqiu could not occupy the normal time period of the show group shooting.

Fortunately, it's not shooting 24 hours a day, and the time is squeezed a little bit, there is still some.

After she taught the elderly how to broadcast live, she wouldn't have to worry about it.

The program group did not disagree. This is a good deed, and they also think this is a good subject. After discussion, Yu Qiuqiu's camera will continue to be recorded as usual.

When You Qiuqiu started, Fang Shubai also followed, and the two went to the boy's house together, explaining their intentions.

...

The boy's grandmother and grandfather still have a good impression of Yu Qiuqiu, a beautiful and sensible young girl, but hesitated to hear that Yu Qiuqiu helped them broadcast Citrus.

After all, people of the older generation don't go online and don't know much.

It's just that the left and right can't be sold anymore. The people in front of them are still from the TV station, and they still agree with the trust in You Qiuqiu and the TV station.

You Qiuqiu has been involved in eating and broadcasting before, downloading software, and registering, all of which are very skilled.

Seeing that this can be done soon, just leave the platform to the elderly, the problem is coming——

The boy's grandfather and grandmother looked blank, "How do you broadcast this stuff?"

The live broadcast is useless, they haven't watched it, and they don't know how to broadcast it.

Faced with such questions.

You Qiuqiu: She actually, should, will.

...

After leaving the live broadcast platform for dozens of days, You Qiuqiu once again faced this familiar place. In fact, her mood was quite complicated. Once upon a time, she almost became the first sister of eating broadcast.

Later, I often stayed with the gym, and those who were tortured by fitness equipment were tortured to death.

You Qiuqiu opened the live broadcast room, but she mainly wanted to demonstrate to the boy's family, and didn't want to be recognized, so she opened the beauty.

In the live broadcast room, there was no unusually hot scene in Yuqiuqiu's imagination. For a long time, the number of viewers was very much 0, and Yuqiuqiu even thought it was stuck.

Finally, someone came in, but Yu Qiqiu didn't have time to introduce Citrus, and that person left a sentence.

[Fuck, where's the snake face, scared me to death, and slipped away. 】

You Qiuqiu:? ? ?

Fang Shubai couldn't help it anymore, "Senior sister, you are so beautiful, too scary, turn it off."

Since You Qiuqiu had made a beautification under the "reminder" of Brother Da Biao before, he knew that the response was not very good, but this time the situation was special.

She doesn't want to look good, isn't she afraid of being recognized?

Fans talked about the fact that she made herself fat by eating and broadcasting, and she made You Qiuqiu pay a painful price (the gym), and the live broadcast could not be done directly.

You Qiuqiu felt that it would be inappropriate if he was recognized by fans... If Mr. Sheng saw it, it would be even more inappropriate.

But the beauty is too high, not even an individual, it is rare that one came in and was scared away.

There is no way, You Qiuqiu can only lower his beauty reading, now he is not as scary as before.

It's good-looking, but it's still not as good-looking as I am. It's a plastic version of Yuqiuqiu.

Fang Shubai said, "Senior sister, or don't say anything."

You Qiuqiu said nonsense with his eyes open, "I think it's more beautiful with a little beauty."

Provoked Fang Shubai's blank stare: Really?

He thinks the senior sister looks good, but the aesthetics is really not good.

The real thing in the world is that after Yu Qiuqiu became slightly normal, the live broadcast room began to have traffic.

[Wow, new anchor, good sister! 】

[What does this place do, selling fruits? 】

You Qiuqiu’s live broadcast room is named Lao Teng Citrus, Lao Teng is the name of the boy's grandfather, and others call him that.

Seeing that someone finally came, You Qiuqiu was refreshed and started to show everyone the citrus that he had already put aside.

The citrus are round and round, even the skin is smooth, and the color is bright. You Qiuqiu specially peeled the skin to reveal the flesh inside.

"The skin is thin and super sweet."

[I feel really good. 】

[It looks fresh, just picked from the tree? 】

[Anchor, don't just say, you have one and let us see. 】

You Qiuqiu is embarrassed.

She thought of the experience of making herself fat by engaging in eating and broadcasting. After working out at the gym for so long, she finally lost weight and said that she could not eat more.

But facing the audience in the live broadcast room clamoring for her to taste, there are elderly people waiting to sell citrus behind them.

You Qiuqiu hesitantly peeled off the orange petals.

"Then I will try it."

"I'll try one."

She only eats one, not much.

One will never grow meat, and this is still fruit, what flesh does fruit grow.

You Qiuqiu succeeded in persuading herself. She put the citrus in her mouth, and then felt the sweet juice explode completely in her mouth, she couldn't be more satisfied.

Ahhhhh! She can't wait to scream.

This taste is really so happy.

You Qiuqiu only ate one petal before, and didn't feel the taste at all. Just now I felt that the taste was gone. Now I have one petal, two petals and three petals...

This smell is too top, I can't stop it at all!

"Satisfying in one bite."

"The thin layer of skin on the outside can't feel the presence, it's all juice."

"It's too sweet, how can it be so sweet, it's not that sweet feeling, but the right sweetness, the sweetness of fruit."

"Fruit has many vitamin C, nutrition and health!"

You Qiuqiu has a small mouth and babbles, all kinds of tempting descriptions are constantly coming out of her.

Even the crew members who were filming her couldn't help swallowing.

Damn...

She eats deliciously, and she speaks so temptingly.

I really want to eat.

The program staff is okay, at least on the spot, you can buy it directly and eat it on the spot, but the audience watching the live broadcast room is about to die.

buy!

How much money to get this good citrus!

[Anchor, how much is this citrus? 】

[I want to buy. 】

【I want, too. 】

...

In fact, the audience thinks this citrus is of good quality. If the taste is the same as described by the other party, it is probably not cheap, but now a cup of milk tea costs more than ten yuan, and it is nothing to buy some fruits you want.

You Qiuqiu said, "Three yuan per catty." As a prepared person, she has already asked clearly in advance, so she can quote the price directly.

Audience: Three yuan is also... too cheap!

You must know that in the fruit stalls outside, ordinary quality citrus can be bought for eight or nine yuan a catty, and the supermarket sells it more expensive, three yuan, and what kind of bicycles are needed.

If at first there were people who felt that selling fruit online was unreliable, but after hearing about three yuan, they all felt that they could directly charge for it.

You Qiuqiu continued to add, "Free shipping if you spend 59 nationwide, you will be paid for bad fruit."

"Thank you for the lollipop given by the big brother [Gorilla Lights], you can like the old iron you like, follow, double-click 666, and follow the anchor without getting lost~"

"Everyone passing by, don't miss it. The cheap and good-quality farmhouse picks citrus for only three yuan a catty, three yuan, you can't buy it at a loss, and three yuan, you can't buy it, but you can sweeten happiness. Deliver it home."

The program crew was shocked, and Fang Shubai was shocked.

Especially Fang Shubai.

He didn't know why the elder sister was so proficient in live broadcasting.

What kind of a live broadcast genius is she, who has such a talent to get started?

You Qiuqiu didn't know what stormy waves she had caused in the heart of the ignorant junior, she just slowly recovered the rhythm of the live broadcast.

Then I saw the message that the barrage was swiped.

[The link, I will place an order for ten catties now! 】

[I want to buy 20 catties, free shipping. 】

[Ahhhhhhh, please give me the link, I am going to die. 】

You Qiuqiu raised his head from the live broadcast, looked around and bewildered everyone, and said to the old man, "It seems to be done."

"But... there is no link."

She just wanted to give a demonstration, and didn't engage in the product linking thing. She was reminded by netizens.

Get the link, the order is coming!

Fortunately, the staff who can enter the TV station and the program group are all talents. It is not a problem to make a citrus link urgently. You Qiuqiu calms the emotions of the audience in the live broadcast room and attracts the audience who have just entered.

Once the link is ready, put it up.

Orders came one after another, orders from all over the country poured in, looking at the backstage staff were a little confused.

To say that the most embarrassing is the boy's grandfather and grandmother, they are all with the idea of ​​letting Yu Qiuqiu mess around, and a dead horse as a doctor.

Listen to this...

Sold out?

Still selling well?

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