I’m A Detective In The Beauty World

Wade knows that he is a little bit ridiculous, but he doesn't think he is sick, but he has an extraordinary ability, and occasionally hears sounds that other people can't hear.

It's just that this sound doesn't appear often, but the node that appears every time is critical. For example, when Wade and Shay Lun went to the South Pole before, that voice appeared and prevented Wade from being reckless, otherwise he would have experienced Shay Lun's Thousand-Year Kills long ago.

And just now, that voice appeared again.

It's just that this time is completely different from before, because this time it's not just sound, but also a courier.

This situation has never happened before.

What will be the courier for yourself?

Wade hummed this little song, twisted his waist, and rushed into the alley opposite the bar. On the trash can at the end of the alley, there was a huge red paper box impressively placed.

The carton is even tied with a red ribbon and a bow.

"What will it be in here?"

Wade picked up the box and just wanted to untie the bow, when suddenly he saw a piece of paper still pasted on it, and what was written in red on the paper.

Wade shrugged his nose, it was blood.

"Send the carton to Xie Lun immediately!"

Wade thought for a while, then threw the note aside, humming a little twist to untie the ribbon, and opened the paper box, and then... another paper box appeared in front of him, with a note on it.

It's just that there are obviously more words on the note this time.

"Wade Wilson, you bastard, I knew you would open it, I warn you for the last time, hurry up and give the box to Sharon, otherwise I will open your chrysanthemum... Oh, yes, I forgot Now, your blood is gone!"

After reading the note, Wade's expression did not change, he tore off the note and continued to open the box.

Then another paper box.

"Malefac... Wade, you little cricket, I will warn you for the last time, don't open the box again..."

This time Wade did not finish reading the note at all, so he tore it off, and then opened it again.

Sure enough, it is a smaller paper box.

Only this time there is no sticker on the carton, but a photo. I saw the person in the photo, as if skinned, and scarlet all over. The eyelids of both eyes were cut off, so that the eyes were forced to keep open all the time.

What's more terrifying is that his mouth was sealed by unknown technology, and he didn't even have his lips.

"It seems that some people really hate his mouth."

Wade snorted, just about to throw the photo away, and suddenly frowned. Why does this guy look familiar.

After a while, he raised his eyebrows "ha": "How does this guy look a bit like me."

He looked over and over for a long time, and finally slapped his tongue: "Definitely, I am not as handsome as me, and uglier than me."

Then Wade saw a line written on the back of the photo: "Wade Wilson, you bastard, if you don't give the paper box to Sharon, you will be like this in the future-Deadpool stay!"

"Deadpool? This name sounds a bit embarrassing." Wade was taken aback, then looked at the photo, "This is? NONONO... How could this ugly monster be brother. Brother is so handsome and charming, suave, handsome and extraordinary. Flowers are blooming...become such an ugly monster? Fuck!"

Wade picked up the carton, turned his head and ran out.

"taxi!"

"Sir, where are you going?"

"Go to Xie Lun?"

"Who?"

"Xie Lun, great detective, don't you know?"

"I know, but he doesn't know me."

"Stop talking nonsense, take me there."

"Fuck off!"

Wade, who was bombed out of the car, looked at the taxi driving away, and stomped bitterly, then rushed into the bar again: "Damn it, who knows where Sharon is now? Smith, John, who are you both grateful for? Len's phone number?"

Xie Lun took out his cell phone, glanced at the caller's number, and answered the channel: "Wick, I heard that after retirement, it is very moist. The young couple travels every day and doesn't even have time to call me."

Wick on the other side of the phone smiled bitterly: "Sorry, Inspector Xie, I don't think you are busy at work and it is inconvenient to interrupt. If you have time, I will hold a family party next Thursday, and the Smiths and Wade will come."

"Well, next Thursday, if I have time, I will definitely patronize." Xie Lun frowned, "Where are you? The guy who yelled Roar next to you, why does it sound familiar?"

"It's Wade. He said he was looking for you in an urgent matter, but you blocked his cell phone number before."

"Well, no way, this grandson is too noisy."

"Hey, hey, boss Xie Lun Xie, it's me, I have something to give you, very important, where are you now?"

Xie Lun moved the phone away from his ears and calmly said, "What?"

"I don't know, just a paper box, I can't open it, I have to hand it to you."

"Paper box? Who is giving it to me?"

"Uh... it should be me?" Wade hesitated. "Or someone else? I can't tell."

Xie Lun's expression became serious: "Tell me carefully."

"I don't have time to say it carefully now." Wade looked at the paper box in his hand, remembering his unlucky appearance in the photo, and panicked, "Boss, you are grateful to say where you are, I will give you things quickly, I don't know. Why do I always think that if you don't give it to you, something bad will happen."

"Where are you? I'm going to find you."

"Mouse's bar."

"where?"

Wick couldn't stand it anymore and took his cell phone: "Sister Margaret's Bar, at No. XXX Avenue, XX District, New York."

"Okay, wait a minute for me."

Xie Lun hung up the phone and smiled to the other person: "Thank you for your advice, and I hope we can cooperate again when we have the opportunity."

Sitting on the sofa opposite him was a puppet of Little Pony. And the puppet actually said: "Just this time, don't look for me again if there is nothing to do. If this incident does not threaten all timelines, I will not help you."

"I hope so too, but it seems that such things are indispensable, and we may have to deal with them for a long time."

Xie Lun stood up and stretched out his hand; "Don't you shake your hand? Gabriel Big Angel."

Little Pony shook her head, and her whole body suddenly emitted colorful light. When the light dissipated, Little Pony had turned into a white male in a leather jacket with a cynical smile on her face. Seeing Xie Lun's hand stretched out, he shrugged, stood up and shook hands with Xie Lun: "It must be successful, Inspector Xie, I still want to continue to play a tricky elf in the world."

Xie Lun smiled, did not speak any more, a circle of fire emerged from under his feet, and then he fell from the circle of fire and fell directly beside Wade and the others.

"What about things?"

Sharon stretched out his hand to Wade.

Wade blinked: "Boss, you are amazing, can you teach me?"

"Shut up and give me something."

Xie Lun shouted out of anger.

Wade shivered all over, and quickly passed the paper box in his hand. Xie Lun stretched his hand across the paper box, his pupils shrank slightly, and he shouted in a low voice: "Forget it!"

While talking, he disappeared.

And because of the Ability of "Spoken Words" and "Telepathy", everyone in the bar looked hollow, and completely forgotten all the memories about the paper box and Shay Lun's visit.

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