I’m a Hero, but I Gave Up Saving the World

36 – Revenge I’ve been thinking about

“uuu!!!”

Kwak Dong-soo lightly punched through the wall of the loess house I made by roughly kneading mud,

“Quaaa!!!”

After that, I flew through several more houses,

“Keuheuk!!!”

I took a stamp in the shape of a human being stuck on a cliff.

Arguably, this was the best punch of my life.

But of course, even if it is still lacking, it is still lacking.

I spread the dragon king’s wings and flew to the cliff where Kwak Dong-soo was stuck in 0.1 second.

Even in that short time, this kid was trying to get away.

“Hey you asshole. where to go He said it was good to talk openly with friends. Let’s talk more.”

“Oh fuck!! You son of a b*tch! Ah-oh!! No, why are you beating me! Why did I get hit! Let alone the pain, it is so unfair, really ah!”

“Come to think of it, it’s my fault, shit. now it dawned on me You were not human.”

“what?! If you’re not fucking human, you’re a bastard who turned into a demon!”

“No, it doesn’t mean that. Suddenly, I think of the old days again. You cheated on my grandmother, contracted her cell phone, and got into a big fight with me.”

“Well… I don’t remember.”

“At that time, you said you were sorry and brought a box of drinks, didn’t you? Still, this bastard knows how to apologize… I thought, but on the other hand, I didn’t want to drink the drink your kid bought me, so I brought it to my mother. My mother drank that drink with her friends, and her friend said the same thing. “This drink is 6 months past its expiration date.”

“… … … … … … .”

“I’m sorry, can the drink you gave me as a gift last for six months? How on earth could such a mistake be possible? My mother, I felt sorry for the person who had already drank, so she drank a drink that was 6 months old and got an upset stomach. Since then, I’ve decided to think of you as not human, but it’s my fault. Because they treated non-humans as human beings.”

“Oh that… I just brought it to you because there was a box of drinks at home, but even if you do a favor, if you resent me in an ungrateful way like this, it will make me feel unfair.”

“yes. So. Because you’re such a bastard, fuck you. Just die here.”

As I tightened my grip to hit the bamboo stick once again, the air around me twisted and a flame that used oxygen as combustible material flared up.

I began to calculate in my head how cruel I had to kill that son of a gun to relieve my anger.

Even if he was burned to death like this, it seemed like it would be an undeservedly comfortable death for Kwak Dong-soo.

Only then did Kwak Dong-soo, realizing the seriousness of the situation, hurriedly set out to evolve.

“Now, now, now, wait, my friend! Isn’t this a bit off?”

“friend? Shall I burn it from the mouth? How dare you call anyone a friend with that filthy mouth.”

“No, I mean… !! What’s killing me right now is that I’m too cowardly, you bastard.”

“cowardice?’

“Yes ma’am. I didn’t know that I would fight like this and I didn’t prepare anything, but don’t you fucking absorb the demon’s power. Isn’t that so unfair?”

“You mean you can beat me if you fight fair?”

“… What then?”

“Of course, we should give them a fair chance to fight.”

Kwak Dong-soo’s eyes move busily here and there.

It seems that he is desperately looking for a way out using his meager brain cells.

“Joe, Faust. If so, I formally request a duel. Let’s fight me.”

“That’s good.”

“However, the date of the duel is today, one year from now. Once all of my injuries are fully recovered, I will go through formal procedures and have a lifeguard accompany—”

“I’m going to the duel right now.”

“Huh?”

When I snapped my fingers, the cliffs and villages disappeared, revealing a competition site with checkered stone slabs.

It was an arena large enough for the two of us to run amok.

Well, it’s not a very difficult magic.

This is the Octagon built by the academy for sparring, and I’ve been there once before.

Teleporting a companion to a known place is an easy magic if you have enough magic power.

“You’ll need a referee before you fight.”

I frantically moved my finger and made a magic seal.

The upper body of a chained giant appeared.

The giant, holding a knife in one hand and a box in the other, was widening his angry eyes as if he were looking for a place to strike the knife at any moment.

＜I am Ludwig, the warrior of causality. Warriors fighting a duel, write down the bridle the loser must bear.＞

Two blank sheets of paper came out of the box and flew to me and Dongsu Kwak.

“Here, I will write down what kind of punishment I want to give to the loser who lost the duel. In the case of you, you can use the punishment you want to inflict on me.”

“… Mmm.”

Kwak Dong-soo received the paper and stood there stupidly as if he didn’t know what to do, so I informed him.

The guy got excited and started writing something down.

I also put a gift for Kwak Tong-soo, who likes to be a girl, on paper.

When the writing was finished, the paper was returned to the box on its own.

＜The duel begins now. Those who give up on the way are considered defeated.＞

Lutiwig, who hates those who run away without a fight, was a very helpful referee when dueling with a coward who eats lies and runs away.

There is no need to describe the course of the duel.

It’s because I unilaterally beat up and it’s over.

“Cheuk! Ah-oh… ! My, I lost Faust… stop now lost… I lost… ”

It was just hard to hit him gently so he wouldn’t die.

Because this guy shouldn’t be killed so easily.

＜Lucy von Letlea’s defeat. From now on, I will punish you according to the law of cause and effect.＞

Ludwig takes my paper from the box.

Kwak Dong-soo looked up at Ludwig reading the paper with a swollen face.

You might be wondering what I wrote.

＜Lucy von Letlea is now a carrier of syphilis, gonorrhea, AIDS, and herpes as of this time. All these diseases follow him untreated until he dies.＞

“what?! What a fuck!!!!!”

It’s hard to be surprised already.

＜Also, every woman in the world will know Lucy von Letlea’s medical history.＞

“No, what kind of bullshit is that!! Hey Faust! What kind of fucking shit is that?!”

“Your personality is such that you can hide the fact that you have an STD and sleep with a woman.”

＜Adjust the causal rate… ＞

Akashic Records.

Ludwig opens a super-dimensional book that says everything in this world is written on it and busily corrects the letters.

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Right now, the memories of women all over the world were being partially modified.

It is inserting a new past in which he learned at some point in his life that Kwak Dong-soo is a carrier of multiple sexually transmitted diseases, whether through classes at school, through rumors, through newspapers, or through acquaintances.

In this way, women all over the world have learned not to sleep with Kwak Tong-soo.

“No, it’s a fuck! Even if you do this, it’s too much!!!!”

“Oh you grab me by the collar? Are you that angry?”

“Of course, you fucking rom! No, is it not enough to give a sexually transmitted disease to a person? Why do you bother outing that fact to others, damn you!!”

“what’s the matter. If you had won anyway, you would have punished me cruelly.”

“no it’s not?! Don’t you think I’m only evil like you, you fucking rom?! I still thought of you as a friend!”

“Oh yeah? Then what did you write down?”

“I mean… ! I mean!!!”

Tears welled up in Kwak Dong-soo’s eyes.

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Just looking at his expression, he looked like a naive person who couldn’t stop crying because he was betrayed by a friend he trusted.

“I still thought of you as a friend. Faust… We’ve been friends for decades!!”

“Wow… really?”

“yes! of course! No matter what happened, I always… I always thought of you as my best friend!!!”

Kwak Dong-soo poured out his eloquence, shedding tears like chicken droppings.

“I mean! I never intended to win this duel in the first place! So, I readily agreed! I want to write down the punishment that will be given to you, so I… I’m big… ! Like an idiot, I was so naive that I wrote, “Let’s hug reconciliation and become friends again”!! I thought you would be similar! So I figured it would be the same no matter who wins anyway! It means that he did not resist on purpose! you bastard!! big… !! I was a fool to think of you as a true friend! Whoa..! ugh… !”

“Hey Ludwig. Show me the paper Kwak Dong-soo wrote. I wonder what you wrote.”

＜Faust is skinned alive, burned alive, and the body eaten by dogs… It says.＞

Even Ludwig, a warrior of the law of cause and effect, looks down at Kwak Dong-soo with an expression of astonishment after reading it.

I understand. When I go through Dongsoo Kwak, I feel like I am experiencing the limits of the bottom of human beings in a certain sense, and I even get admiration.

“… I say, you fucking rom?”

“… … … … … No, say that again.”

When the truth is revealed, Kwak Dong-soo’s tears stop like a lie.

It must have been crocodile tears.

I didn’t believe it at first.

“It’s too late to try to fix it now. You are now a venereal disease patient. ugh… dirty. Will you turn it off? I’m afraid I’ll catch it, you shit.”

“What?! You punk! You get hit too!”

widely.

I snapped my fingers once more.

This time, the background was changed to a plaza.

The warrior party and the faculty of the academy are in sharp confrontation with Misha, and are shocked to see us who suddenly appear.

I ran to Misha’s side, and Kwak Dong-soo ran to the middle of the warrior’s party.

“Ahh! It’s you guys! I miss you! Faust, I was alone with the chew, but I thought it would come out! Do you guys know how psychotic that kid is? Oh, Beatrice. I miss your comfort—”

“Hee!”

“… ?”

When Kwak Dong-soo gives him a hug in a friendly way, Beatrice steps backwards in terror.

Even when she was angry with me, Beatrice had a scary enough face, but the expression she has now when she looks at Kwak Dong-soo is nothing compared to that.

How should I say, the disgust of finding cockroaches?

At least, that expression seems appropriate.

Beatrice obsessively maintained a certain distance so that Kwak Dong-soo could not even come close.

“Why, why are you doing this, Beatrice? I’m just happy… ”

“Ah, okay, don’t come any closer! Touching my body… Don’t you know?”

“You don’t know, what does that mean? Hey Serena. Why is he like that?”

“Hey Iik!!! Let’s talk there, warrior! at there!”

“??”

Serena also feared Kwak Dong-soo like a plague patient.

Then the Great Sage intervened and scolded the young maidens.

“Look, sexually transmitted diseases are not transmitted just by touching the body. Shouldn’t a person whose name is a party member have to discriminate against a hero?”

“Then great sage-nim, try shaking hands with that person!”

“… I’ll give it a go Fighting made my hands dirty.”

The great sage rejected Beatrice’s request with poor excuses.

“no… No fuck why are you all like this! what a person… What kind of germs are you treating!! We’re at the same party!! Don’t do this!!”

Kwak Dong-soo is breaking out in a cold sweat and pleading for sympathy.

Looking at that guy’s embarrassed face, I have a question.

I bet you guys don’t think this is the end.

If so, this hurts my pride.

There just can’t be an end to this.

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Revenge has just begun.