I’m A Paranoid Villain Harvester

"Hey, brother." Yu Xu leaned against the kitchen door and answered the phone.

Duan Min's knocking on the egg stopped suddenly and turned to look at her.

Zhao Yiyan on the phone said: "I haven’t contacted you for half a month, Xiao Xu, it’s not that the elder brother forgot about you so busy. Last time I went back from your house, I was in a car accident halfway through somehow, and I am still lying in the hospital. treatment."

A few days ago, Duan Min said that she wanted to learn how to cook, so she made a simple recipe, and today she was teaching him to do it. Zhao Yiyan suddenly called. She didn’t want to answer it, but remembered that Duan Min manipulated him to hit the wall last time, so she answered it. With this call, understand what his current situation is.

You Xu: "How is the brother now?"

Zhao Yiyan: "I called you when I was better."

Pretending that he couldn't hear what he said and was familiar and kind, Yush said, "Sorry, brother, I have something to be busy at hand, so I will contact you again when I have a chance."

"Okay, you are busy first."

After hanging up the phone, You Xu probably knew that Duan Min was controlling the driver to take Zhao Yiyan back. An accident deliberately happened, but after all, he did not kill Zhao Yiyan.

"Why stop," Yush said, "beat two more eggs into a bowl, put some salt, and stir evenly."

Duan Min didn't move, looking straight at her, and suddenly asked an irrelevant sentence: "He looks good, or I am good."

You Xu said without hesitation: "Of course you look good."

"Then why are you treating him well?" Duan Min frowned and said not satisfied.

You Xu subconsciously wanted to refute, and suddenly remembered that Duan Min had manipulated her before and asked why he was approaching him. Her answer was that he was good-looking, so he was kind to him. He thought she would be kind to good-looking people, and now he has a sense of crisis. .

"No one looks as good as you," Yush blinked and said, "I'm only good to you."

In front of her, she wore a loose ball head, her hair was slightly messy, and she was wearing a white cotton nightdress. She smiled a little lazily, with her sly apricot eyes raised, like a little fox who sneaked into the world.

Duan Min looked away, turned around and knocked two eggs into the bowl, picked up the mixer, and stirred the egg yolk and egg white evenly.

"You forgot to put the salt, you have to put some seasoning..." After she had a conversation, she moved her gaze and found that the roots of his ears were thin and red.

"Ding--" the system said, "Congratulations to the host, the villain's trust value has risen to 70."

After a while, it was so hard to brush the trust value before. It turned out to be so swift to say a few good things. Okay, she knows what to do.

You Xu rolled up his sleeves, stepped forward, and praised Duan Min, saying that he is the only beauty in the world, the wise **** of Wufeng, handsome, rare in the past century.

Duan Min twitched the corners of his mouth, but couldn't resist her noise, and finally held her forehead unbearably, pushed her out of the door, and closed the kitchen door.

Seeing that he was a little bit embarrassed and angry, Yuxu pounded the door and burst into laughter. After laughing enough, she lifted her waist and asked the system: "Is it up?"

The so-called one person has the right to ascend to heaven. Since Yu Xu has points, the system has lived a capitalist luxury life. It has used Yu Xu's points to buy yo-yos, Italian leather sofas, umbrellas, footbaths, and all kinds of messy things. Buy it and pile it in Yosh's mind.

The system often has no time to take care of you because of enjoying life. At this moment, he is soaking his feet and drinking watermelon juice and saying, "It's not up."

Yuxu’s focus was shifted, "You are a stickman, with a black face like carbon, what are you doing when you buy a parasol?"

"You take care of me," the system used another five points to renew a glass of watermelon juice, "Marry a chicken and a dog, and a dog. I have followed you, so I won't let me buy something."

"...Is your system illiterate or whatever, don't use words indiscriminately," Yush waved his hand and said, "Okay, you can buy it."

She doesn't want to have this kind of old husband and wife conversation, as if it is an old lady who worships money, she is a poor husband.

While waiting for Duan Min, You Xu took out his mobile phone to shop online.

After waiting for about ten minutes, Duan Min came out with a dish. You Xu put away his phone and looked at it. He couldn't help but admire his learning ability. She only wrote simple steps and precautions on the recipe, and he was very Perfect photo.

A plate of scrambled eggs with green onion, light yellow and green, the aroma of scrambled eggs and the flavor of green onions are intertwined, and it is steaming.

Yush picked up his chopsticks and tasted it. It was smooth and tender, with the right intensity and full flavor.

Duan Min looked at her with a clear and clear gaze: "How is it?"

"It's delicious." Yushbi gave a thumbs up.

Duan Min's eyebrows stretched, and the end of his eyes raised a nice arc.

He thought that he could cook for her in the future.

——

After lunch, Yuxu lay on the sofa as usual. This time she didn't squint to brew sleepiness immediately, so she took out her mobile phone to continue shopping online.

Duan Min was so rare that he didn't go through the bottles of sauce she made, and approached her and asked, "What to buy?"

"Pajamas." Yush said.

Then another cell phone screen was horizontally in front of her, "I want too," he added, "The same as you."

You Xu had to take his mobile phone, bought the same pajamas as hers, grabbed his hand and pressed her fingerprint to make the payment. She just wanted to continue to scan her own things, Duan Min said: "Change the sofa, buy A big one, enough for two people to lie down."

Yuxu had no objection. It was the boss who paid the money and quickly placed an order for him on a sofa.

"I want a set of sheets and quilts on your bed, and I want your soft blanket," Duan Min said.

Yush's fingers paused, really accepting the incompetence of the big guy sleeping on the floral quilt, and bought him a striped one, and then under his instruction, bought the same health cup and pillow as she used. ,cushion......

When he asked for a dressing table like hers, Yu Xu was speechless, hey, this young man has a strong desire to shop. Why didn't he find this potential before.

Duan Min: "And the little fox doll beside your bed, I want too."

Yuxu said blankly: "No sale, it was given to me in a lottery draw for over 500 yuan at the supermarket."

Duan Min didn't care: "Then use money to draw a lottery."

"..."

You Xu couldn't hold his raging fire a bit, and wanted to burn all the money for shopping, so he had to divert his attention, "How about I tell you a short nap story?"

"Okay." Duan Min leaned at her lazily on the sofa.

You Xu remembered that there was no story book by her side. The express delivery here was extremely fast. Now three hours after placing the order, there will be express delivery in the delivery box. But after three hours, the prime time for a nap was over, she had to search for the remaining novels in her mind. story.

"There used to be a little widow," Yush grabbed her hair and cleared her throat. "She likes a scholar..."

Duan Min listened very carefully, like a student who listened to lectures and thoughts in class, and Yu Xu was like a student who played games all night. After speaking, he went to sleep first.

In the evening, You Xu closed her eyes, always feeling that there was a figure shaking in front of her. As soon as she opened her eyes, she saw Duan Min in a black and white cow pajama suit. He held the bed by the pillow and walked to the guest room next to her. As your own home, it looks like you have to live for a long time.

Noting that You Xu was awake, Duan Min put down what he was holding and took out a set of cow pajamas from the courier box to her: "Yours."

The man who was originally widowed and indifferent, put on the fluffy cow pajamas, red lips, and cold white skin, still looks good, but with a little more cute youth.

Yush stood on the sofa, very tall with him, she reached out to touch his soft and soft hair, met his tan eyes, and said softly, "Okay."

For good-looking people, she has always spoken well.

You Xu took the pajamas and went to the guest room after changing them. Duan Min's furnishings were similar to hers. He stayed in that night.

——

The next morning, while Yu Xu slept, he heard the doorbell faintly, thinking in a daze, Duan Min has moved in, who would ring the doorbell early in the morning?

"Warning, warning," the system finally jumped out of its leisurely days like a vacation, "the key figure, You Qi, appears!"

Yush: "?!"

It didn’t take long to send it last time, but I didn’t expect it to come so soon. You Xu turned over and sat up. No, I had to hurry You Qi away before Duan Min woke up. I couldn’t let them see each other. I couldn’t have love at first sight. The love she sees in this life is the predestined relationship, what should she do? !

Yoush didn’t even care about putting it on, so he rushed into the living room, but when he ran out, he saw——

Duan Min has opened the door to You Qi.

At this moment, You Qi came in with a head, facing a cow pajamas, holding a milk cup in one hand, and a milky white man on his mouth, shouting: "Cousin! Sister! Husband!"

Duan Min raised his eyebrows and said nothing.

You Qi continued to shout: "Cousin-in-law, is it you, cousin-"

Yush: "..."