I’m Admiring the Zerg

    ding~Your friend request was rejected by the other party.

    He Yi turned over, turned his head slightly sideways and followed the sound to open the light brain on his left wrist to check. He just applied for adding them one by one according to the list of A-level male insects left by President Howard. communication code.

    Unexpectedly, there was a worm who refused to add friends. He frowned and stared at the text message that rejected the friend request, and said in doubt: "Phoebe?"

    Zhao was stunned for a moment, "Is it His Highness Phoebe?"

    "What? Do you know me?" He Yi asked with a faint doubt on his face, he turned to lie down in an instant, raised his eyes and looked at the white chin of the female above his head.

    "I know, that is, the male who secretly photographed us in the hospital yesterday. He really doesn't make many male friends." Zhao's eyes met the warm and burning gaze of the male, and his straight back was slightly stiff.

    "That baby face? You have a good relationship, so you know him so well?" He Yi's expression became subtle. Yesterday, the female worm had just successfully evolved, and they were busy with a series of inspections later. After confirming that the candid photo was deleted, they didn't pay much attention to the baby face. Listening to the female insect's tone now, it seems like an old acquaintance.

    Xiaoyi, who had been quiet all along, slid over to the sofa and rebuked:

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    "I don't know, I don't know, he is the hero of the staff of Ze Ze." General Zhao thought about one hundred and eight ways to remove Xiaoyi from the oil pan, his head shook like a rattle .

    "He looks quite small, he already has females." He Yi rubbed his chin and sighed.

     "Not too young, His Royal Highness Phoebe is over a hundred years old."

     Before He Yi could say anything, Xiaoyi began to scold again:

    【Yes, His Royal Highness Phoebe is not too young, you are not too young, you are a full 68 years old! 】

      Get rid of him! Get rid of him! stop-】

    The noisy voice came to an abrupt end.

    Zhao calmly retracted the hand that just pressed the robot's power-off button, but the corner of the light stayed on the male's face, for fear of seeing a look similar to dissatisfaction.

    He was impulsive just now.

    It should not be so arrogant. Even if the hero has been treating him kindly, he shouldn't be arrogant. Having read countless emotional films, he should know that the males should be more cautious in their words and deeds when they are happy with you, otherwise, when the love fades away, the many overstepping behaviors in the past will only lead to deeper disgust from the males.

    He does know, but his actions are over his head and he does stupid things.

    His rosy complexion gradually paled.

    He Yi saw the panic in the female insect's slightly drooping blue eyes, and quickly turned over, cupping the other's cheeks with both hands and comforting softly: "What's the matter? Don't listen to Xiaoyi's nonsense. Yu, you are so young and so good, being able to marry you is a blessing that I have cultivated in my eight lifetimes."

    This is indeed the case. The average lifespan of the Zerg society is generally high. The lifespan of insects with grade A can reach 500 years, and the lifespan of insects with grade S can be as long as 1,000 years. In the long millennium, less than a hundred years old can be regarded as very young.

    And his Ah Zhao, who can obtain the rank of general in just a few decades, is enough to see that his excellence is beyond the reach of ordinary insects.

    He Yi glanced at the lips of the female insect, which had lost its blood color, sighed, and slowly leaned forward to add a crimson color to her.

    Tonight is another day to comfort my daughter-in-law with a kiss.

    Next day.

    "Ding~! Your XX planet has been credited!"

    "Ding~! Your XX planet has been credited!"

    "Ding~! Your XX planet has been credited!"

    …

      , and quickly closed his eyes under the stimulation of the light. Secretly complaining: Sending harassing text messages early in the morning is too immoral.

    He Yi last night played with his brain like a bun, poking here and there a little bit, and it was late in the middle of the night without noticing.

    Unexpectedly, they have become a worm, they have reached the interstellar era, and there are still spam messages!

    He Yi turned over and lay on the pillow, barely opened his sleepy eyes, poked out the text message interface, and secretly gritted his teeth: I can't bear it, report it!

    "Ding~! All the pocket money transferred to you by your guardian insect 'Azhao' has been received! Please pay attention to check it! - Supervisory Committee of the Male Insect Protection Association"

    "Ding~! If you have any questions, please call the service hotline XBH9558812333, we welcome your calls. - Male Insect Protection Association Report Center"

    He Yi, who had not had time to report, received the above two text messages one after another. Take a closer look, oh well, pocket money?

    Aren't the dozen or so planetary text messages harassing?

    So, he was wrapped by Ah Zhao. Raised?

    So, he is also a worm with mines at home? !

     Planets, a dozen! The male insects of the Zerg are also treated very well.

    Corrupt, so corrupt.

    Luxury, too luxurious.

    But he likes hahahaha~

    The joy of going from poor peasant to rich peasant made He Yi get up and swept away, and he couldn't help wrapping himself in the quilt and rolling a few times.

    "Master, are you awake? Breakfast is ready." The female voice sounded outside the door.

    "Right now."

    …

    Just after breakfast, the females changed into military uniforms.

    He Yi looked puzzled: "Are you going to work today? Isn't there three days left for the holiday?"

    Zhao shook his head, "Not going to work, it's a medical examination."

    "What's the matter? I'm sick? Or is there any sequelae of the fourth-order evolution?"

    Zhao put on his military boots, avoided the male's gaze, and said vaguely: "It's a pre-marital medical examination, it's just a process."

    "Pre-marital medical examination? Why didn't I receive a notice?" He Yi did submit an application for the selection of a maid last night, but did not receive any reply.

    In order to submit this application, He Yi also deliberately browsed on the star website. The marriage application interface did not have the option of female monarch at all, but only two choices of female servants.

    And the female gentleman is upright by the female servant, and must have an egg pregnancy certificate issued by a three-star hospital!

    Because of this, He Yi has been depressed for a long time: he has wronged his family.

    "Only females need physical examination, males do not." Zhao lowered his head, his eyes erratic.

    He Yi turned around and prepared to go back to the room to change clothes, "Then I'll accompany you, there's nothing to do today anyway."

    Zhao hurriedly stopped He Yi, "Don't bother, lord."

    "No trouble, just wait for me." Seeing the female worm looking in a hurry, He Yi saw some clues and became more determined to accompany her.

    The female worm pulled He Yi's slightly loose cotton-thin home clothes sleeves, hesitatingly, "Not only to measure the body value, but also... teach the rules, if you go... it is not convenient."

    "I'll take a look, it shouldn't affect it, right?" He sounded the alarm in his heart: bullying him doesn't understand, right? Last night, he swiped the female insect area exchange post for two full stars! The word "religious" appeared so frequently in the posts that the females turned their heads.

    If he doesn't look at it, what if this stupid bug is bullied?

    "Are you going...to watch?" The female worm's ice blue eyes suddenly dimmed. The male lord feels that he lacks rules, so he wants to discipline himself?

    "Yeah, watch, okay?"

    He Yi nodded and praised that he was really a considerate hero.

    The female's chest was very tight. Forcefully suppressed the grief and tried to pull out a smile: "Okay."

    *

    Premarital Health Checkup Center.

    The female entered the examination room, and He Yi was invited by the staff to the male lounge to wait.

    The lounge is full of high-profile luxury, and it is magnificently decorated. It is not like a temporary reception room but a hotel. What is even more strange is that there are rectangular display cases made of silver-gray crystal diamonds around the walls.

    He Yi was eating pastries, and a male worm walked in at the door of the lounge. The worm was very familiar, "Hey, brother, I thought there were no worms in this place Well, I didn't expect you to be there, meeting is fate, let's talk?"

    He Yi ignored it and took another pink dessert to eat.

    "Brother, are you here to discipline the female worm too?" The worm found a seat closer to He Yi and sat down, with his hands behind his head, his legs raised.

    He Yi lifted his eyelids and looked at the fat white male in front of him and continued to eat.

    "Don't be so arrogant, I told you that my female servant is annoying every day and always plays games with me." The fat white male seems to be completely incomprehensible to other insects face, continue to babble.

    He Yi put down the pastry plate in his hand. If this kind of familiar worms didn't interrupt him, he wouldn't know what it meant to be wrong, cooked, don't, and disturbed.

    He took out a square handkerchief made of a new material with strong detergency. This handkerchief was hand-sewn by his daughter-in-law, and it was full of love, and it was a little reluctant to use it now.

    He wiped the pastry crumbs from his mouth with a handkerchief in a very painful way, "Then my maid is fine, he never lets me play games."

    "Really? Then you are too miserable." The fat white male looked pitiful.

    He Yi: WTF? Why is he miserable?

    "You don't understand that, my female servants always play games with me." The fat white male smirked: "Sweet double row."

    He Yi: Are you here to show off your feelings?

    The fat white male wiggled his raised right leg, not knowing how to restrain: "Hey, my female servant buys me snacks exclusively for male worms every day, if I don't want to eat him, he has to buy them. Pile up a study full of snacks, it really annoys the insects."

    The male's heart for comparison was instantly stimulated. He Yi sneered: Senior Versailles, right? He will too!

    "Oh, no wonder you are so fat." He Yi countered X1

    "Hey, my maid prepares breakfast and dinner for me every day. I don't want to eat and he has to feed it. It's really annoying to the worm." He Yi countered X2

    The stubborn male will never admit defeat!

    "It's still a nutritious meal. Look at my figure, no matter how I eat, I don't get fat. It really annoys the bug." He Yi countered X3

    This is a war without gunpowder!

    The fat white male with a pained and troubled face and triumphant eyes paused for a while. He didn't care about learning any more, and gave He Yi a vicious look:

    "This tm is happy fat, you know a hammer!"

     "Just ask if you are envious?"

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