I’m Admiring the Zerg

    The female quickly untied the towel wrapped around the chopsticks, scooped a basin of water, washed the handkerchief, and carefully wiped the blood on the male's lips.

    A series of movements were as natural as running clouds and flowing water, and He Yi realized it only after realizing it. Are all Zerg females so virtuous?

    He blushed: "Thank you, thank you."

    Although he does as the locals do, He Yi is not well adapted to the self-respecting title of female insects.

    So, Zhao, who had just poured the water and entered the door, was pulled by the hero onto the bed.

    The two worms were sitting cross-legged against each other, and the handsome male worm began to lecture with a straight face: "In the future, you are not allowed to use the self-proclaimed 'slave', and you do not have to use the honorific title to me."

    Zhao nodded obediently.

    "No kneeling."

    Zhao nodded hesitantly.

    "Speak." The male who was teaching saw the hesitation in the female's eyes, and said warmly: "What do you want to say, say it boldly, I don't blame you."

    "If you make a mistake and don't kneel, how will you be punished?" Zhao asked softly with his head lowered.

    "The matter of requesting punishment will be discussed later. Anyway, you are not allowed to kneel."

    He persevered, "We are the only two on this planet, so you don't have to be restrained, you can do whatever you want, right?"

    Thinking of the ideas that the female worm in the memory ball was instilled by the teacher at school, He Yi felt that the three views exploded.

    The female snorted and said with her eyes lowered, "Okay, I will listen to the male master."

    Anyway, the hero is happy.

    【What are you listening to? You female slave is very bad! 】 Xiaoyi's frantic voice broke the harmonious atmosphere.

    "Xiaoyi!" He Yi glared at the robot and explained with a good temper: "Azhao is very good, he is my female monarch."

    Xiaoyi's eyes flickered with red light: [Master, only those who have given birth to worm eggs are qualified to be female monarchs. If you like it, rewarding him as a female slave is a great gift. There are thousands of female insects in the world, you must not be fascinated by this bad insect! 】

    He Yi was indifferent: "Even if she can only be a female servant at present, Ah Zhao will still be a female lord in the future."

    Xiaoyi said bitterly: [A female A in the left hand, a female B in the right, and the female CDEFG is kneeling at her feet, this is the correct way to open the noble male! master~]

    "The feudal dross, I must."

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    "My female, if you want to pet it, I will pet it." He Yi, who was unwilling to accept the advice, spread his hands and insisted on going his own way.

     sizzle, sizzle—

    Xiaoyi is short-circuited.

    After seeing the big loyal minister Xiaoyi "slammed into a pillar and died", He Yi, who won a stage victory in this debate, turned his head to look at his new favorite concubine and asked for praise: "Azhao? Am I good?"

    Zhao has been silent, since the robot Xiaoyi started to speak, he has been very nervous. Because Xiaoyi is the male version of the early childhood education robot. This kind of robot accompanies the male all his life and is the biggest stumbling block in the female's career. There is no one!

    They will instill a lot of social concepts of male superiority and inferiority in the males when they are young, and spare no effort to degrade the females in the process of getting along with the females, and even give all kinds of tricks and tricks to the females. Suggest. The females suffer from it.

    Xingwang forum experience posted it, the only feasible solution to deal with such robots is to show weakness.

    It is not advisable to be rigid.

    "The hero is very powerful! Don't blame Xiaoyi, it's all my fault, if it weren't for me, Xiaoyi wouldn't...nor be angry with you and short-circuit."

    The female worm who was poisoned by film and television was well versed in the art of speaking.

    As long as he bows his head, who knows whether he is sad or happy.

    The young male was really deceived: "No, it's self-inflicted, this guy used our language barrier to translate randomly, I haven't asked him to settle the account, it doesn't matter if it's broken, I'll give it to it tomorrow morning Fix it, and by the way, take care of his dog temper."

    As soon as the voice fell, the beads for lighting struck with a ding, and the room fell back into darkness. It seems that the few remaining power energy blocks are also exhausted tonight.

    "It's getting late, let's rest." He Yi rubbed the female insect's messy hair and lay down with his arms around him.

    "Male, good night." The female fell into the ocean of male pheromones and closed her eyes happily.

    They slept sweetly here, but the big bosses of the Insect Star Army stayed all night.

    Pasol Star, Army Headquarters.

    The atmosphere in the top control room is tense and dull. Everyone was holding a string tightly.

    On the central large screen in the room, the surveillance video of the scene when Admiral Zhao disappeared was played in a loop. I don't know how many times the video has been watched in the past seven days. Every micro-expression of Zhao has been thoroughly studied, but the reason for his mysterious disappearance has still not been found.

    Lieutenant General Lan revealed the exhaustion that could not be concealed in his eyes, he put down the information in his hand, "Marshal, after many investigations, no reliable clues have been found to prove that this is a conspiracy, perhaps, this incident It has nothing to do with the federation."

    Marshal Mori was noncommittal. His eyes turned to the brown-haired and blue-eyed officer, "Wei, what do you think?"

    The named general raised his head from the optical brain screen, "No evidence is found does not mean no evidence, after all, the time of General Zhao's disappearance and the receipt of Andrew's meteorite coincided, why? Could there be a random coincidence?"

    His eyes flashed, "I think the pressure on the Federation can be increased."

    Marshal Sen nodded in approval: "Now, the life and death of General Zhao is uncertain, and the public needs a vent. In any case, the federation must bear this pot," he paused, "Adjutant Xi , Staff Officer Ze, you have worked hard during this time, but have you gained anything?"

     Adjutant Xi's eyes reddened, "It's not hard, Admiral he... woo woo..."

     Staff Officer Ze patted Xi on the shoulder to comfort him, "Cheer up, the general is still waiting for us to rescue," he turned to report to the officers, "According to the on-site investigation, there is no trace of fighting, after Experts have identified that there are unknown energy fluctuations remaining."

    Lieutenant General Lan's red eyes narrowed slightly, "It seems that this unknown energy is very interesting."

    Marshal Mori pondered for a moment, and calmly gave the order: "mobilize the experts of the First and Second Corps, fully assist the Third Corps to detect this unknown energy, activate the new AZ99 battleship, expand the search range, and be sure to find Zhao Shang as soon as possible. Will."

    "Yes! Marshal!"

    …

    After the order was issued, the tired officers all rested in the military dormitory. As soon as he stepped into the lounge, Adjutant Xi's shoulders that had just cheered up collapsed again, "Ze, I can't sleep, as soon as I closed my eyes, I saw that the Admiral was covered in blood."

    His poor admiral may be starving and cold, shuttling in the ferocious spatial turbulence. How could he sleep peacefully?

    Counselor Ze slowly understood the blue military jacket and threw it to the housework robot at the door, pressed his eyebrows, and said helplessly: "The body is the cost of fighting, only when you have a good rest can you be better Admiral in service."

    Adjutant Xi took off his military boots and stood up abruptly, clenching his fists: "You are right, for the general, I must sleep!"

    The "poor admiral" imagined by Adjutant Xi was immersed in sleep at this time.

    The sleeping admiral turned over gracefully, and the cub-shaped body fell into the male's warm embrace, smashing it, smashing its mouth and sleeping more soundly.

    In the early morning, Zhao woke up to the sound of ping bells and pongs.

    He got up, sleepy, and he was the only one in the house. The hero is not there? He quickly opened the door to find it.

    Then, he saw the male worm beside the big stone not far from the house. Straws of golden sunlight, accompanied by a veil-like mist, swayed on the handsome and upright figure of the male insect, as if to merge with the light blue sky in the distance, beautiful and dreamy.

    Zhao nose tip lightly sniff, the air is filled with the strong aroma of food.

    "Awake? Are you hungry? I've made the soup and boiled it there. I'll eat it when you wash up." The male stooped down and put down the rusted metal hammer in his hand, "I There is still one last part left here, and I will come over when I finish the upgraded version of Xiaoyi."

    "Azhao?"

    He Yi, who was puzzled, didn't hear the female insect's answer, but was caught off guard by the female insect hugging her waist from behind.

    "My lord, I am guilty. Not only did I not get up early to prepare breakfast for you, but I also let you take care of yourself."

    The voice of the female behind her was muffled.

    His lord has suffered a lot in this radiation-filled and polluted star, and he even has to cook the food himself.

    "What nonsense are you talking about, you're not happy if I pet you?" He Yi subconsciously tightened his abdomen and glanced down at the little white paws that the female worm rested on his stomach.

    The female cocked her head to the male's waist like a coquettish, "I am very happy, but also very guilty, male master, will you let me cook for you in the future? My cooking skills Classes are awarded annually."

    "Okay, I'll let you do it." He Yi pressed the red start button on top of the robot's head, and turned around with difficulty in the arms of the female insect's arms.

    He glanced at his dirty hands, and then rubbed his elbow against the fluffy hair of the female insect, "Let's go, go to dinner, let you taste mine craft."

    …

    Grumbling, the potato soup in the pot was bubbling.

    The two worms after washing, with stone bowls in their hands, stood and sat with big eyes facing small eyes.

    "Sit together, how can you eat while standing like that?" The male was helpless.

    "The male lord eats first, I'll just wait by the side." The female worm looked serious.

    "Be obedient, sit down, and eat together." The male worm's tone increased a bit.

    【Ah! A savage female is not worthy of gentleness, but you do not have to pity a noble male! 】The upgraded version of Xiaoyi that just turned on is unwilling to be lonely, he stepped forward step by step, accusing in an aria-like tone.

    "Shut up, I have nothing to do with you here." He Yi's face instantly turned ugly.

    "Master, don't be angry." The female didn't care about any rules at this time. He didn't want to make the master unhappy, so he quickly sat down opposite the male.

    Seeing this, Xiaoyi stretched out her two robotic arms, twisted her stiff neck, and concave a 45-degree posture of looking up at the sky:

    【Ah! The lowly female worm should be controlled, and the scheming male worm, please don't relax for a moment! 】

    "When did you learn this tune?" He Yi heard a sudden jump on his forehead. He put down the tableware and chopsticks in his hand, stood up, and patted the robot's chubby head.

    Xiaoyi slowly retracted her two robotic arms, her left hand supported her right chest, her right hand unscrewed the skull of the green shell with a click, and bowed slightly:

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    【Ah, thanks to my great host! 】

    Zhao: "…"

    He Yi: "..." This is not the end.

    Unbearable He Yi stretched out his index finger and pressed the shutdown button protruding in front of the robot's stomach. It quickly emptied the energy battery in Xiaoyi's stomach to prevent it from restarting automatically.

     Bye bye.

    Zhao: It's finally quiet!

    Solved the troublesome little art, the two worms chatted and ate around the stone pot, it was quite fragrant.

    He Yi found that the female worm didn't pick up potatoes very much, so she only took a small bowl of soup and sipped it there, and scooped up a large scoop of brightly colored potato pieces for him.

    "Here, eat potatoes."

    How can you grow taller just by drinking soup.

    Although mutant potatoes are a precious food for them at present, the females are in the reverse growth period when they are in urgent need of nutritional supplements, and the low-level energy blocks and inferior nutrient solutions stored in the house are not enough Stage energy intake.

    "I'm sorry, there's no food to eat here, I'll eat this potato first."

    He Yi looked at the cub-shaped female with kindness on her face, thinking about how to quickly improve her mental strength, dig more mutant potatoes and come back to make up for the female cub. No matter how hard it is, you can't suffer a child!

    The fun of developing is really let the insects can't stop.

    Zhao shook his head to show no grievance, staring at the mutant potatoes in the bowl. This planet is in ruins, food is scarce, and the living environment of the males is far worse than he expected!

    The imperial admiral, who was usually beautiful in the moonlight, was full of resentment at this moment.

    How could the delicate male worm end up here?