I’m Cooking the Behemoth in the Primitive World

Chapter 28: Wash up and sleep together

The change of shape and size is the most acceptable change for Guo Zian, while the change of color will be relatively conservative. To discern whether something is edible, it often starts with the color and smell.

More importantly, in modern society, there are tens of thousands of people who go ahead and experiment with their bodies. Even with miraculous dishes such as fried moon cakes with peppers, oranges with greens, and bananas with tomatoes, Guo Zi'an can deal with it calmly.

But the other world is not good, because he is special, he is the first person to eat crabs.

Bai Shanjun and they are orcs. There are differences in physique between humans and humans, and it is impossible to generalize, let alone between humans and orcs.

Therefore, in the face of food in another world, Guo Zian is relatively conservative, preferring to eat normal food.

However, it is purple, round and spicy. It sounds a bit like an onion. If it is not so round, it may be five-color pepper or Ziyun pepper. Given that things in this world have changed to various degrees, maybe it is a new breed he hasn't seen.

Before Guo Zi'an had time to ask about the specific location, Ye Feimiao on the side answered, "Is it the foot of the mountain where you live?"

Seeing Yuan Jin Yu nodded, Ye Feimiao said in sorrow: "That's a bit far away, Zi'an, it will take a long time for you to walk over."

They can transform into animal forms, and their speed will increase in all aspects.

"Wait for the rain to stop, I will drive you." Bai Shanjun said immediately. This is a good time to show off your partner. At that time, he took his partner and turned around like that, hehehehe.

Guo Zian is very grateful that Bai Shanjun can do this for him. It would be better if Bai Shanjun's tail didn't happily circle behind Bai Shanjun.

With Tiger's tail spinning like that, Guo Zian couldn't help but wonder whether he was taken advantage of by Baishan everywhere.

But Bai Shanjun became a big tiger as his mount, so Bai Shanjun suffered no matter how he thought.

Do not understand, Guo Zian can only temporarily put things down.

The skewers are at best a pre-dinner dessert, and the real staple food is naturally the big grilled bird. The slitting work is still performed by Bai Shanjun's ice skates.

Bai Shanjun, the orc, was very private, and blatantly gave Guo Zi'an the best bird's leg.

Ye Fei looked at the other bird's leg blankly, and then Bai Shanjun glared at him. In the end, Ye Feimiao only got the bird's wings, and the original Jinyu was the part of the bird's breast.

What called Ye Feimiao unexpectedly was that Bai Shanjun didn't take the other leg.

"You don't want to eat?" Ye Feimiao stared at the remaining bird leg. This tiger man doesn't eat it, but he wants to eat it.

"Zi'an." Bai Shanjun gave Ye Feimiao a warning look.

Ye Fei Miao Nunu's mouth.

Humph, having a partner means being considerate. He also wants to have my dear give him two bird legs. Ye Feimiao's heart is full of citric acid.

When Guo Zian heard it, he hurriedly said: "You guys eat. I have enough. There is not much meat tonight."

Two people can eat this roasted bird, but three people can barely eat it, but four people are definitely not enough. But he still has a pot of soup, so he plans to drink more soup and eat less meat.

It's not that Guo Zi'an and Kong Rong let pears, but that he doesn't have to eat meat to fill his stomach.

"There are still rabbits here." Ye Feimiao reminded him again that he was not eating for nothing.

Bai Shan ignored Ye Feimiao, turning his head to let Guo Zi'an feel relieved, "I hunted for meat, enough to eat."

The original Jin Yu Gang Qiang said, "Don't worry about eating, there is %#%¥#@ (Single-thorn short-tailed blue dragon) outside."

Guo Zi'an didn't understand the following words, but he seemed to have heard a dragon character.

Is it a dinosaur?

"I'm finally going to eat? That's great, great." Ye Feimiao was so happy that he turned to Guo Zian and said a bunch of things that made Guo Zian understand and understand.

It probably means that this food was obtained by Baishan Jun from a long distance and kept by the lake. Ye Feimiao is not allowed to eat it. Ye Feimiao wanted to steal it several times, but was beaten by Bai Shan Jun. . Today may be a treat or other reasons, Ye Feimiao will have the opportunity to eat this food.

Just don't know why, Ye Feimiao seemed to thank him very much. Guo Zi'an didn't understand too much. He looked at Bai Shanjun, hoping that Bai Shanjun could help him translate.

However, after Bai Shanjun noticed his gaze, he lowered his head, as if he was a little bit shy. The little tail shook a little bit shyly.

Guo Zi'an: "..."

So what did Ye Feimiao say?

But that little tail dangling is so cute. Sleeping together tonight, maybe I can take advantage of Baishan to fall asleep and sneak a while.

Thinking about this, Guo Zian was also a little embarrassed. How could he have such strange thoughts, like a big pervert.

Seeing the interaction between the two, Ye Feimiao ate another catty of lemon. Didn't I just say a few words that Baishan is kind to Guo Zi, and I wish the two have a good relationship for a hundred years and give birth to a tiger early. The two should be so frizzy and shy to each other.

In terms of the original flavor, naturally large pieces of barbecue are more delicious.

The skin was roasted brown, sprinkled with a little chili powder, and it looked more appetizing. One bite down, the sauce lifts the fresh bird skin and the ligament is slippery. I don’t know if it’s due to the breed’s old age. The meat of this bird is chewy, which is different from the tender rabbit meat I ate before. Some are like eating the original beef jerky. Every bite has to be torn off along the texture of the meat. Because it is very chewy, you have to chew it for a while.

Guo Zi'an admits that as a human, his mouth is not so good. Fortunately, Baishan divided the parts of his bird's legs evenly. If it were other parts, he might have eaten harder.

But this kind of meat is not bad. On the contrary, because it takes a long time to chew in the mouth, the meat stays in the mouth longer, and the deliciousness can be filled in the mouth for a longer time.

The meat has less water, and it can be very tasty without adding too much seasoning. This is simply too suitable for making jerky, as a snack in another world.

Guo Zi'an thought the bird meat was too tough, but the three male orcs thought the meat was very delicious. Their teeth are good, and this toughness is not normal for them. Guo Zian's craftsmanship is even more amazing. Because it was delicious and didn't want to waste food, the three of them even ate the cartilage of the bird in their stomachs.

"It's so delicious." Ye Feimiao rubbed his stomach with a satisfied expression, "Zian's roasted meat is so delicious."

Guo Zi'an smiled and brought the soup that had been added with salt to everyone.

The bird meat is tenacious, and the meat in this soup is naturally not as soft as the red-crowned wild pheasant. Guo Zi'an didn't do the waste of food, only got himself a potato from another world.

The potatoes of this world are just like potatoes. The size is only a little bigger, the skin is very thick, and the flesh inside the epidermis is yellow. The taste is no different from that of potatoes. It can be said that this potato is more like a product of the earth than big lychees. Therefore, Guo Zi'an accepted it quickly.

Potatoes are added to the soup tonight and it becomes thicker. Potatoes absorb oil and relieve the greasy. There is only a little salt in it, and the soup is relatively light. But for the two Ye Feimiao who drank the potato broth for the first time, they kept scooping, and even said it was delicious.

Bai Shanjun just started eating slowly, and when he saw Guo Zian stopped eating, he joined the army of food grabbing.

When the three of them were eating, Guo Zi'an looked at the sugarcane in his hand.

The cane has been carefully polished and has a simple texture carved on it. The one in Guo Zi'an's hands is just a little man riding a big tiger around in the woods. The painting skills are very simple, but it can be seen that the sculptors are him and Bai Shanjun.

It is said that each other is born from the heart, and the works produced by one person can also reflect the personality of the person.

The things Yuan Jinyu made had an indescribable gentleness, which made people feel comfortable when they looked at it.

The original Jin Yu wore a long robe. The robe is soft leather without animal hair. But there are ropes and animal bones around the neck and waist as decoration, and there are also a pair of straw sandals on the feet. It is the most civilized orc that Guo Zian has seen so far.

Yuan Jinyu's hair is pure black, long and straight. The facial features are deep, the eyelashes are long, and there is a coldness that is a thousand miles away. But wearing decorative branches and dead leaves on his head neutralized the coldness of his appearance.

Such a person in modern times is like that high-cold male model, it is hard to imagine that he is actually a gentle craftsman.

The three orcs were really like beasts, and they ate the bird meat in twos or twos. Bai Shan wanted to go out and bring the short-tailed blue dragon to roast.

The rain outside didn't stop, so Guo Zian asked Bai Shanjun to put on his raincoat before going out.

Bai Shanjun never asked about the strange things Guo Zi'an brought out, and went out wearing them. The location of the single-spine short-tailed blue dragon was not far away, and Bai Shanjun soon came back carrying the single-spine short-tailed blue dragon.

He took off his raincoat, and his body was not wet at all.

Seeing a raincoat that was more usable and convenient than the princess made by himself, Yuan Jinyu's eyes straightened. He wanted to ask, but he didn't dare to ask in front of Bai Shanjun. I can only watch the husband and the husband work together to deal with the flesh of the single-spine short-tailed blue dragon.

The single-spine short-tailed blue dragon is somewhat like the spiny-nosed Qingdao dragon. From the appearance, it is also the hadrosaurid from the ornithopod dinosaur. But the tail is very short, only a thick and short section. The figure is not big, four meters long and three meters tall.

It was the first time Guo Zian had eaten dinosaurs, and he felt a little nervous.

He didn't dare to add anything, cut into pieces of the right size, and simply roasted them.

The three male orcs did not choose either. Even if no seasoning is added, Guo Zian’s barbecue technique is one of the best in their knowledge.

The dinosaur meat was red after it was cooked, and it looked a bit like beef. It tastes unexpectedly tender, and even melts in the mouth. Especially the parts that Bai Shanjun specially cut for him, some of them are like eating that fish belly, so tender that they can almost be sucked directly into the stomach. Guo Zi'an was shocked by the deliciousness of the meat. No wonder Ye Feimiao was so excited.

But compared to the tenderness he had eaten in his mouth, Ye Feimiao and Yuan Jinyu were struggling with the meat. Even Bai Shanjun needs to tear it open with his hands before putting it in his mouth to continue biting.

Seeing Bai Shanjun who seriously eats meat, Guo Zian's heart is inexplicably warm.

Although Bai Shanjun took the initiative to distribute the meat to him, Guo Zian always felt that Bai Shanjun treated him better than ordinary friends.

This feeling rose to the top when Bai Shanjun was about to boil the bath water for him after dinner.

"No. It's not convenient here." Guo Zian quickly refused when he heard Bai Shanjun want to boil water for him.

In the tent, he still has a curtain to block it. How does he wash it in this cave? Even if you wipe your body while hiding in a cave, it is easy to get the dirt inside.

The cave is inconvenient for this, and there is mud everywhere.

"I can, put an ice box at the entrance of the cave, and you can take a bath in it." Bai Shanjun tried hard to make Guo Zian a better experience in his cave.

If his cave is not as good as Guo Zian's tent, what qualifications does he have to let Guo Zian live in?

Worrying that Guo Zi'an has an idea in his heart, Bai Shanjun said: "I will wash it too. Wash it up tonight and sleep together."

It's rare to sleep together, of course, you have to wash it clean.

Guo Zi'an: "..."

This sounded even stranger.

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