I’m Not a Badass

  Chapter 18 Is Miss Online Dating? I’m Taiyin

  Bai Mufan searched on the second floor, and only found a first-class body armor and a set of bandages. The aura of poverty was evident, and it seemed that he had used up his luck in picking up this rifle.

  At this time, the exclamation of No. 2 who was searching the first floor came from the earphone: "There are footsteps...they are coming to us!"

   "How many people?" Bai Mufan asked.

"Let me see...the three of them!" The second female player revealed a trace of nervousness, and said quickly: "One of them is hanging around near the main entrance, as if he saw me from the window. The other two are facing the back door. Ran!"

   "They should be planning to attack back and forth." Bai Mufan said calmly: "Number two, you help attract that person's attention at the front door, and I will jump down from the balcony and attack her."

   "Huh?" The second female player was taken aback, but Bai Mufan had already run back to the balcony, and she had no other better ideas now, so she had to follow Bai Mufan's plan, dangling at the door and confronting the player outside the door.

  The player outside the door was all focused on No. 2, and had no intention of coming in. He just exchanged guns with No. 2 through the window, unaware that someone had quietly touched the top of his head.

  Bai Mufan climbed up to the balcony, aimed at the enemy outside the door and fired at him!

   "Tut, chug, chug—!"

  When the bullets in his magazine were emptied, the enemy's blood volume was also emptied, and he fell to the ground and lay on the ground.

  Bai Mufan was changing bullets, when the No. 2 female player in the room screamed again: "The two from the back door came in and hit me!"

Bai Mufan also heard the fierce gunshots. He didn't have time to make up the knife, so he hurried to the small bedroom opposite the balcony, jumped from the bedroom window to the back door, and when the two enemies were gunning against No. 2, they came around and attacked. .

  He hit with a shuttle and directly knocked down one of the players. The other player panicked and turned around to fight back, but was knocked down by No. 2 when he seized the opportunity.

   Female player No. 2 breathed a sigh of relief, and couldn't help but praise: "Nice, little brother, this wave is so beautiful!"

  She was really a little surprised. There are very few male players in this kind of game, and it is even rarer for Bai Mufan to have good skills and sense.

   "It's not bad." Bai Mufan was modest, and secretly complained in his heart, could his skills be bad after playing for more than 300 hours?

  At this time, No. 1 and No. 3, who also killed the last enemy, arrived late.

  They were also a little surprised when No. 2 described the scene just now. No. 3 joked: "So this little brother is a master, and everyone else takes him to eat chicken. Maybe this game needs him to take the three of us to eat chicken."

  The other two girls laughed.

After several people finished licking their bags, Bai Mufan looked at his almost fully equipped top-grade rifle, second-level body armor and second-level helmet, two medical kits and a few bottles of medicine in his backpack, and then looked at the tattered bodies of the other three teammates. The first-level armor, and the garbage gun with almost no accessories, I finally realized the feelings of the female players who were treated as treasures in the previous teams...

Comfortable!

  The audience in the live broadcast room also complained a lot, and various bullet screens such as "three licking dogs", "licking dog biss", "group pet Mumu" floated by.

   A group of people set off in full gear, found a car along the way, and drove towards the position of the shrinking circle.

   Didn't meet any enemies along the way, and the few of them started chatting, and the topic naturally revolved around Bai Mufan.

  No. 2 asked curiously: "Brother No. 4, how old are you?"

"How can you directly ask the boy's age like this, he can't speak at all, let me ask." No. 3 blamed, and then asked with a smile: "Little brother, from the sound of your young age, Are you still studying?"

  Bai Mufan rolled his eyes and hummed lightly: "Yes, I'm still in junior high school."

   "You're only in junior high school?!" No. 2 was very surprised, and couldn't help but excitedly said: "So you're a young lady! Huh—"

  Her gasping sound suddenly became thicker, and it was accompanied by some strange sound.

   "Hey, number two, why are you suddenly excited?" Number three became alert.

  Female player No. 2 coughed lightly: "It's nothing, I just suddenly thought of something happy, don't worry about it."

  No. 1 complained: "I'm afraid this guy is a real boss."

  No. 2 panicked immediately, and hurriedly defended: "It's not that I don't have one, don't talk nonsense!"

  The audience in the live broadcast room also complained a lot, but it wasn't the No. 2 who accidentally exposed his hobby, but Bai Mufan who pretended to be a junior high school student.

   "Junior high school is okay."

   "Pretend to be a tender anchor, pay attention."

   "Why is the old man so hypocritical!"

   "Don't tell me, we haven't seen Mu Mu's face, maybe she really is a young lady in junior high school."

   "Xiaozheng is too cute, I like Mu Mu even more if she is Xiaozheng!"

   "Sisters, three years of blood!"

   "..."

  Bai Mufan glanced at the barrage, pretended not to see it, and continued to pretend to be a junior high school student chatting with the three female players. Since the voice was very similar, he was never exposed.

   This trick was also learned from the female anchors he had watched before.

  Some female anchors have a changeable voice and can pretend to be a loli voice. They specialize in deceiving ignorant passers-by during the live broadcast, and the live broadcast effect is excellent.

  Although Bai Mufan doesn't have such a strong voice imitation ability, it is not difficult to pretend to be seven or eight imaging.

  Besides, he was only eighteen years old. In this upside-down world, he should belong to the young boy in his prime, corresponding to the eighteen-year-old girl in the normal world. He is at the youngest age, so it is easy to pretend.

  Everyone was chatting excitedly, when suddenly a shuttle of bullets came from nowhere, and hit the front cover of the car, making a series of jingling sounds!

   Several people were startled, and No. 2 screamed: "There is someone, in the N direction!"

  No. 3 was at a loss: "Which direction is N?"

   Still No. 1 was calmer, and commanded: "We stopped on the back of the hill in front, and then turned back to fight, so that we can advance and retreat. You dare to provoke us, we must let these people know how serious the consequences are!"

  She waved her big hand, full of domineering.

  Bai Mufan actually has more experience in playing this game than them, but he didn't say anything, planning to follow the steps of these passers-by in this round.

  No. 2 stopped the car on the back of the hill, turned around and exchanged fire with the team that had just beaten them.

  The other side is also in a full formation of four people. Bai Mufan thinks his skills are not bad, and he is in the range where the average player is above the average and professional players are below.

In particular, the gunshots from the exchange of fire between the two sides attracted a full team. As soon as they came up, they knocked down the unsuspecting No. 2 from the rear, and immediately made the remaining three people fall into the embarrassment of being double-teamed. situation.

  (end of this chapter)