I'm Playing the Gate of Immortality in the Chat Group

Depressed!

The top students in the mere colleges and universities are now being bullied by dogs in the crowd. What is this? ? ?

Ye Hei was extremely aggrieved. He was a mere mortal, but he couldn't fight against this big black dog. It seemed that this was a ruthless stubborn man, very black-bellied!Absolutely will be under the black mouth!

No, I have to figure out a way not to let it bite me!

"Can't you wear a helmet???"

Ye Hei thought about giving himself some protective equipment, but when he saw that big black dog, his helmet was too weak to stand up. The owner of this guy is a person who looks like a red dust fairy, this is a fairy...

The fairy's dog must also be a fairy dog, how can his helmet withstand the bite?

Isn't this a reason to bomb the island country with a gun battle?

This idea was instantly killed by Ye Hei!

No!

Don't do this.

"No hard anal???"

Ye Hei thinks about it again, if he fights recklessly, he is not qualified at all. In the end, if this big black dog stepped on his feet and arrogant, then he will lose the adults! "No, no, I have to come up with a good strategy. I'm a graduate student who has graduated from an undergraduate degree. There must be a way to deal with a dog!" "Give it a bone? The big black dog will definitely not like..." It's gone!!"

Ye Hei's eyes suddenly lit up, and he slapped his thigh and said in the chat group: "Cough, big black emperor, it's better to get rid of enemies than to get married, don't you just want to be favored??? I think you've been lonely for a long time, too. We have a lot of beauties here, but it would be against the law to bring you there. Is that okay? I will give you a bitch, you can choose the color of your skin, how about you are guaranteed to be satisfied??? Do you want to be hot, cute, or blond? ?? I can fix it for you!"

The all-knowing and all-powerful Zhang Daxian: "Bitch??? Pfft hahahaha!"

Tony Stark: "I have to say that this little brother Ye Hei is really a black belly. Giving the Emperor Hei a little bitch is a no-brainer!" When the Emperor Hei saw Ye Hei saying he wanted to give it a bitch, his eyes instantly glared. As big as a steel bell.

Grass!

Bullying... Bah, bullying the dog is too much!

I want to be favored: "Ye Hei, wait for this emperor, I will bite you to death tomorrow!!! Even without a dog, and provoking this emperor!" Ye Hei looked at the big black emperor even more irritable , eyes straightened instantly.

I Nima...

What am I provoking you?

I really want to talk to you!

Ye Hei: "No, I can give you a few young ladies and sisters. I'll give you the money. It's only a few thousand dollars. I have it here!" ...Connoisseur. Connoisseur!" Tony Stark: "...1"

Emperor Tai Shi Huang: "What is an expert, why can't I understand it??"

Tony Stark: "You have countless harems, of course you don't need to understand, just follow me and call 6666!" Emperor Qin Shi Huang: "Understood!"! "Fang Han was about to burst out laughing when he watched Stark shouting 666 with Qin Shihuang: these two; absolutely powerful characters 0... . . .

As for Ye Hei, he is also a talent. He even thought of this kind of routine to win over the Hei Huang.I want to be favored: "Miss?? Can you be favored by this emperor??"

The big black emperor's eyes suddenly lit up, his two big claws kept shaking, and he even had some small expectations.

Ye Hei: "Yes... [-] yuan, who do you think I am? [-] yuan, I'm not that kind of person! [-] yuan, I'll be ni's person tonight, [-] yuan, tonight you bie me Be a human! One thousand yuan, no matter how many people come tonight! Two thousand yuan, whether it is human or not tonight!"

Ye Hei: "You must be the most high-end, [-] yuan, how's it going? As long as you don't hold grudges, Brother Gou, I'll find something like this for you!" The almighty and almighty Zhang Daxian: "! Hahahaha: It turns out that Ye Hei The same is true for Kai Che!" Ye Hei: "Where is it?"

Tony Stark: "If you're not a veteran, how can you know so much?" Ye Hei: "Cough cough..."

Tony Stark: "Understood, got it! I'm in the middle of my generation!" The all-knowing and almighty Zhang Daxian: "Hahahaha!"

I want to be favored: "What is one hundred and two hundred, what is two thousand yuan? What are you talking about?? What about this emperor's favor? Is there any! If you don't have this emperor, you will bite people! Damn "Ye Hei: 1.5 "Yes: don't you understand? He claims to be a generation of dog emperors, he doesn't even understand this trivial truth, sigh, what's the point of your life?? Let me take it with you. how are you?"

I want to be favored: "Is this emperor still using you to bring me?? Just ask this person to favor him for a lifetime, right?"

Ye Hei: "What the hell? A lifetime?? One night is not enough, you still have a lifetime?? My monthly salary is that much!" Ye Hei complained.

I want to be favored: "Where do I care about that, just say it's okay??"

Ye Hei: "No, definitely not in a lifetime. Although you are powerful, it depends on whether the girl is willing or not. Who wants to live with a dog for the rest of their lives!" I want to be favored: "Damn! ?? This emperor killed you!!" Ye Hei: "Administrator save me!!"

The omniscient and omnipotent Zhang Daxian: "Cough, cough, of course you can save you, but you have to pay some price!".

Chapter 146: Ye Hei is still sensible! (2/5! I beg to subscribe!)

Ye Hei: "The price, what is the price to pay?"

Seeing Zhang Daxian say this, Ye Hei couldn't help thinking, as long as he wasn't bitten by a dog, how could the county be so easy to say!

When Zhang Daxian saw Ye Hei speak, he understood that this guy really had the intention of paying the price.

pity.

Now Ye Hei is still very weak and pitiful, and even the mere black emperor can't do it.

Ye Hei must be the time when the Nine Dragons Coffin has not been opened in the sky, but it's black... it's really black.

But these are still not enough. The current Ye Hei's strength can be described as Zhan Wu Scum.

But in the future, Ye Hei will definitely be the great emperor of one party, and finally he will become the existence of Hongchen Immortal.

Although Ye Hei is not as strong as the immortal ancestor, he is still someone who fools around and takes advantage.

Thinking about fooling Hong Chenxian over, Zhang Daxian felt a little hot in his heart.

The all-knowing and all-powerful Zhang Daxian: "The price, I haven't figured it out yet, but what are the benefits for you in the future, it's not too much to want to share with me??" Ye Hei was overjoyed when he saw Zhang Daxian say this.

Nima...

Isn't that simple? ? 04 Lao Tzu is a scumbag, what benefits can it give you? ? ?

This administrator doesn't look very smart, Yazi!

Ye Hei: "Okay, Ye Hei promised. As long as I have any benefits, I will give it to you. Is this the head office? Can I not be bitten by a dog tomorrow?" Chase!" Ye Hei: "Of course!"

I want to be pampered: "Ouch...Dog management, and Ye Hei is a coward, and the emperor is mad!" The all-knowing and almighty Zhang Daxian: "You are so stupid, believe it or not, I'm eating dog meat now??" I want Favorite: "Aw!!!!"

"Ding! The all-knowing and all-powerful Zhang Daxian has banned me for ten minutes!" Ye Hei: "Hahahaha! Six six six six six six!"

The all-knowing and all-powerful Zhang Daxian: "Hey, let you be arrogant, @I want to be favored!"

The Black Emperor was in the Purple Mountain, seeing that he could not speak, he grinned in anger, opened his teeth and danced his claws, and was extremely angry in the cave.

Ye Hei: "The plumber is mighty! Cough, cough, ask weakly, how can I guarantee that I won't be bitten tomorrow?"

amount……

How to speak this? ?

The duel field is open, and both of them need to consume points at the same time, and it is in the case that they are willing to duel.

Although the dog emperor has been arrogant, it opened the duel arena, as long as Ye Hei does not fight the dog emperor, he will not enter the duel arena.

This is completely willing to both of them.

In other words, as long as Ye Hei didn't want to go, the Black Emperor would have no way to bite Ye Hei.

But what does Zhang Daxian say?

He had to fool Ye Hei and let Ye Hei willingly work for him... He must not tell Ye Hei the truth, otherwise how could this guy be obedient to him?The all-knowing and all-powerful Zhang Daxian: "Cough, well, I have my own way, what are you asking?? Anyway, just make sure you won't be bitten tomorrow!" Ye Hei: "Thank you so much for the administrator, Ye Hei is very grateful, you Where do you live? When you have time, you can have a meal and eat dog meat!" Zhang Daxian, the all-knowing and almighty: "Shui Lanxing, Huaxia!"

Ye Hei: "Fuck! Shui Lanxing, Huaxia???? You and I are from the same world???"

The all-knowing and all-powerful Zhang Daxian: "What do you think?? Remember the person who survived the calamity on the Pearl Tower??"

Ye Hei thought about it in his mind. In the past few months, Huaxia has been very extraordinary. Of course, the most exciting news is that there is an ordinary person on the Pearl Tower, flying in the sky, and attracting thunder into his body. You can be called an immortal. This incident has caused waves in China, but the top management quickly released the news, saying that this is just a promotional advertisement for a game, which is false and simulated.

Ye Hei was originally a little fascinated by the Yellow Emperor's Internal Classic, and was fascinated by the word immortal for a while. He was still a top student, and the video was completely real, and he didn't want it to be fake.

Coincidentally, Ye Hei had a college classmate who was working near the Pearl Tower, and his classmate took this video that day.

Absolutely is a real hammer! !

It is not at all that Huaxia executives said that this is a fake video.

There are really cultivators in this world!

Ye Hei: "Remember, remember, the person on the Pearl Tower survived the calamity, but it attracted countless people, taking pictures and so on. Although it was vigorously suppressed by the senior officials of Huaxia, the paper couldn't contain the fire. I saw it with my own eyes as a classmate. To that god-like existence!"

The all-knowing and all-powerful Zhang Daxian: "Hehe.... I just transcended the calamity, I didn't expect to cause such a big response!" Ye Hei: "!!!!!!"

Ye Hei: "You survived the calamity?? It was you who survived the robbery on the Pearl Tower that day???" The omniscient and almighty Zhang Daxian: "Nonsense, otherwise, who do you think it is??"

Ye Hei: "Awesome!!!!"

Zhang Daxian pretended to be a coercion abruptly, and he was very useful in his heart, hahahaha, I haven't pretended to be so happy for a long time!Although Zhang Daxian was very happy, he said calmly: "It's not worth mentioning, it's just a mere calamity!" Ye Hei: "Why is this not worth mentioning??? You were all struck by lightning! You have Didn't you get hurt?" Zhang Daxian's face was a little embarrassed when he saw Ye Hei asking so.Nima, let’s not say, the first time I tried to cross the tribulation, there were still traces on his fart after being struck by lightning. After crossing the robbery, he lay on the bed for ten days, and he didn’t get down, and the whole body was empty!

However, he wouldn't tell Ye Hei about this.

The all-knowing and all-powerful Zhang Daxian: "What do you think?? Can I get hurt??* Tony Stark: "Cough cough cough, I don't know who it is, secretly chatting with me, wanting to ask me to give me some points, saying I was struck by lightning The butt is blooming... oops, how forgetful the nobles are! "Eternal Emperor Qin Shihuang:" The administrator was struck by lightning until his ass blossomed? "Xiongba:" Shitchi, there are such embarrassing things? ? "

Do you also want to dance: "Hahaha, have you been struck by lightning? Admin, why don't you tell us, we can help you!" Tonista 950g: "Who wants to say such an embarrassing thing? Don't you think so?" Everyone laughed...

Unexpectedly, Zhang Daxian is still hiding such embarrassing things.

The all-knowing and all-powerful Zhang Daxian: "Grass! Stark! Can't you let me pretend to be a coercion?? Mrs. Gan Lin!!! Did you deliberately demolish me??" Tony Stark: "Administrator, Don't be too arrogant, if I hadn't given you some points, you would have recovered so quickly??" The all-knowing and almighty Zhang Daxian: "..."

Zhang Daxian wanted to pretend to be a coercion, but who knows, halfway through the coercion, someone will expose his shortcomings. ! !

Ye Hei: "Although my butt that was struck by lightning is blooming, it's still very scary! If I was struck by lightning, I would be completely dead!" "

Ye Hei: "Where is it, administrator, since you and I are from the same place, come, add a WeChat, get a face, and eat dog meat?? By the way, spend a few thousand, let's have fun??" The all-knowing and almighty Zhang Daxian: "Yo hoo?? You treat me??"

Ye Hei: "Of course, you are an immortal, how can you spend money, but well, we met, what are we doing? I'm afraid you don't like the big sword, right?" Zhang Daxian asked Ye Hei when he saw it. Invite yourself a big sword, and suddenly became interested.

Nima, don't mention it, I used to be my own big sword, and I have never had a big sword with a group member! .

Chapter 147: Fa Hai: What did the poor monk do wrong? Why didn't the poor monk go (3/5! Please subscribe!)

Ye Heiyi said that he wanted to meet Zhang Daxian, which made Zhang Daxian like it very much...

I don't have a penny now. Looking at the poor little sisters who are waiting for him in the suo, Zhang Daxian feels very uncomfortable.

If he can't help those young ladies, Zhang Daxian has a kind of hurdle in his heart.

Although he has cultivated immortality now, he does not dare to do anything out of the ordinary.

Water Blue Star is in danger!

The original Ye Hei Dacheng returned, but he killed countless ancient sects on Shui Lanxing.

Water Blue Star is far from being as simple as it looks!

If he offends an ancient sect in the secular world and is arrested for research, wouldn't it be miserable for Zhang Daxian? ?

He is very stubborn, and he will not do things that expose himself unless it is a last resort.

As for transcending the calamity on the Pearl Tower that day, it was entirely because he drew the prize and got a [-]% discount, which was inflated and wanted to show off.