I’m Really a Superstar

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The dinner lasted until nine o'clock.

There are leaders, flight attendants, and passengers on the plane.

Nowadays, everyone is in favor of being diligent and thrifty. Dinner is not as extravagant as expected. The wine is not expensive. The one served is the famous local "Shikumen". It is rice wine. It seems that this brand of rice wine was also available in Zhang Ye's world. In his impression, the university A classmate from Shanghai brought them a drink.

"Come, let's have a drink."

"On behalf of Air China Corporation, I would like to thank you all."

"Teacher Zhang Ye, drink, you can't be vague."

"Teacher Dong Shanshan, I have watched your program online. It is very good. Let's have a cup."

Zhang Ye didn't want to drink for a long time. He had a drink with the crew of "Martial Arts" before getting on the plane at noon, and he was even drunk. However, everyone was so warm and welcoming. There were Air China leaders who drank with him, and others who were attracted by him. The rescued passengers toasted him, and Zhang Ye was embarrassed not to drink.

"I'm not a good drinker." Zhang Ye greeted him first.

"It's okay." The leader of Air China said: "Haha, let's stop ordering."

Zhang Ye started drinking with them. The rice wine was very high and he didn't dare to drink more.

Dong Shanshan was also surrounded by stars. As soon as she sat down on the table, the beautiful stewardesses there suddenly lost their luster. Beauties attract attention wherever they go. Dong Shanshan was naturally toasted too. Quite a few. However, Dong Shanshan only drank one glass and then removed the glass. His face was flushed, and he covered his forehead and said, "I can't do it anymore. I'm too drunk. I really can't drink anymore." His body was shaking.

Some people respected her again.

Dong Shanshan refuses to drink anymore.

After the meal, Zhang Ye helped Dong Shanshan leave the table.

The others also dispersed, knowing that Dong Shanshan and Zhang Ye were college classmates, so there was nothing to worry about.

Taking the elevator to go upstairs, Dong Shanshan kept swaying and covering her head, and was dragged towards the room by Zhang Ye.

Zhang Ye complained as he walked, "You can't live without a meal now. You have to drink and drink everything. How can you die if you don't drink? The national conditions of our country are really shameless."

Room arrived.

"Can you go in by yourself? Can you leave?" Zhang Ye asked. It was not convenient for him to enter a lesbian's room at night. However, Dong Shanshan has always been leaning against Zhang Ye's side, and the scent of perfume keeps drifting over. Even if he is a little closer, the taste of the lip gloss on her lips, a light and creamy fragrance, can penetrate into Zhang Ye's nose. They were so close that most of Dong Shanshan's hair fell on Zhang Ye's shoulders and neck, making him feel itchy. He really wanted to follow Dong Shanshan into the house while no one was around.

There was really no one in the corridor.

Zhang Ye was having an ideological struggle.

Dong Shanshan suddenly straightened up, opened his bag, took out the key card and swiped it, then pushed the door open smoothly, inserted the key card into the slot and turned on the power. He looked at Zhang Ye with a smile with his clear eyes, "Okay, send it off. Come here, thank you, you should go to bed early and leave tomorrow. If you have time, make an appointment to have dinner."

Where does he look a little drunk?

Zhang Ye was dumbfounded, "Damn, are you just faking it?"

"Who asked them to toast me? I can't drink that much." Dong Shanshan said matter-of-factly.

Zhang Ye slapped his thigh and said, "Hey, if I had known I was pretending, I drank too much at noon and I didn't want to drink at night. Why didn't I think of that?"

Dong Shanshan smiled and said: "There's no point in pretending. This is a woman's prerogative. Let's sleep."

Boom, the door is closed.

Went back to his room.

Zhang Ye once again had a deeper understanding of the character of this old classmate. He would never believe what she said in the future. Look at what Zhang Wuji said is so damn right - the more beautiful a woman is, the more likely she is to lie. This is a wise saying.

Can't sleep.

Check it out online.

Zhang Ye brought a laptop, but he didn't use his own because there was a foreign brand tablet on the desk in the suite, so he picked it up and used it. First, I took a look at the celebrity rating website. This is the most authoritative reference data reflection of an artist's influence and popularity. It also reflects the comprehensive competitiveness and due value of a star's endorsement fees, appearance fees, etc.

After one look, Zhang Ye whistled

A fourth-tier artist, he has actually been promoted to the famous rank of a fourth-tier artist.

At the beginning, when Zhang Ye lost his job, he had been hovering at the forefront of the fifth-tier artists. In the end, he barely stabilized in the top five. There were ups and downs, but he was still far away from the first place. Not even for a while. He could catch up immediately. Even staying in this position took a lot of effort from Zhang Ye. He was making movies and publishing books. But now, just because of the broadcast of CCTV news, he relied on the news anchor to just mention With just one word of Zhang Ye's name, he jumped out of the circle of fifth-tier artists and was promoted to the fourth-tier. Although he only ranked last among the fourth-tier artists, this was still a qualitative leap.

Some people online also noticed.

"Hey, how come Zhang Ye is on the fourth line?"

"Isn't it? Isn't he out of work? His reputation is good if it doesn't fall. How can it still rise? And it has risen so much all at once?"

"really?"

"Holy crap, it's true, it's really fourth-tier."

"Teacher Zhang has only made his debut a few months ago, and he is already a fourth-tier artist?"

"You guys upstairs, did you just get online?"

"Hey, why are you swearing? What happened? Is there anything we don't know?"

"Didn't you watch the news? An Air China flight had an accident and was hijacked."

"I know, it was mentioned in the newspaper, what happened?"

"Then you must not know that in that fatal situation, even the pilot was gone, and the plane was about to crash and everyone was killed, but it was Teacher Zhang Ye who drove the plane back alive and landed safely."

"ah?"

"Depend on"

"You made it up, right?"

"Dude, you wrote the script?"

"Go online and check it out for yourself. Believe it or not, you are the only ones who don't know."

Sure enough, Zhang Ye's news is overwhelming on the Internet at this moment. Many forums and websites have put this news on their homepages. Even Weibo is hotly discussed, and it has attracted unprecedented attention. That Weibo post The blog has been pushed to the second position on the home page and has not made the headlines. The headline is that a Korean male artist and a popular king in Asia announced his marriage today. This Weibo has firmly occupied the top spot on the headlines since the morning. Countless girls expressed blessings or curses inside, leaving many people speechless. However, Zhang Ye was not surprised, because in the Republic, many people love the Korean people more than their own country. Such a hijacking incident, which has not happened in ten years, is not as good as the news of a Korean star getting married.

I won’t mention this episode.

Anyway, Zhang Ye is once again popular on the Internet

"It's Teacher Zhang again"

"Hello, Teacher Zhang. Goodbye, Teacher Zhang."

"Zhang Ye, are you so cruel?"

"Can you fly a plane? Are you sure you are a broadcast host? Are you sure you graduated from the best broadcasting department in the country?"

"My admiration for you is like the endless stream of a river."

"Teacher Zhang, can you fly an aircraft carrier? The country needs multi-talented talents like you."

"Awesome, Teacher Zhang is brave enough to do justice without fear of life and death. He is really a role model for our generation."

"Hahahaha, I burst out laughing when I saw the news. It's Teacher Zhang again. Why should I say it again? Anyone who knows Teacher Zhang will understand."

"Teacher Zhang Ye, you really can't take a day off."

"Yeah, I'm just wondering, why does Teacher Zhang always cause trouble wherever he goes?"

"Why did Teacher Zhang go to Shanghai? Does he have a new job? People in Beijing sent congratulatory messages and expressed their joy. Teacher Zhang finally no longer has to bring trouble to his colleagues in Beijing. However, as a young pioneer, I want to remind my colleagues in the media in Shanghai. And literary workers - please take care of yourself, Teacher Zhang Ye is going to your place."

"Pfft, God replied upstairs"

"Laughing so hard hahaha"

“Comrades from Shanghai, please wish yourselves good luck.”

These comments were all Zhang Ye's old fans, and they all said some things that made people who didn't know it feel baffled. Of course, there were also some people who had met Zhang Ye for the first time and heard his name, such as people who live in Shanghai. Don't know him at all.

"Who is Zhang Ye?"

"My colleagues in the media, please take care of yourself?"

"The host flies a plane? He's so handsome."

"Although I don't know him, I give Zhang Ye a thumbs up and will follow him in the future."

"A fierce man fights gangsters alone? He flies a plane to rescue people and turn the tide? I have to search for him..."Hundred Forums"? What kind of program is this? I haven't seen it. Hey, I have read the poems written by this man. Only then did I know that "Birds and Fishes" was written by him."

In fact, many people are familiar with Zhang Ye's works, but they are not used to seeing the author's name, or even if they have read it, they have not planned to pay attention to it before. After all, Zhang Ye is a newcomer, and literary works... are often... As time goes by, it will become more and more flavorful and famous. In Zhang Ye's world, this argument has been confirmed countless times, such as Van Gogh and Andersen. Even if the great writer Lu Xun or Mo Yan won the Nobel Prize, their initial works are not well-known at the beginning, and they all need time to settle.

hotly debated

After all, this kind of thing is too scary and bizarre

Naturally, the background of Zhang Ye, the person involved, has also been exposed time and time again by countless people.

Finally, there was one person whose comment made Zhang Ye dumbfounded the most.

The person posted on Weibo: "You are not familiar with Zhang Ye? It doesn't matter, I will introduce it to you. As for Mr. Zhang Ye, many fans in Beijing have commented that he is the most unprofessional host in history." At first, he was just doing his job as a radio host, but he went to participate in some Mid-Autumn Poetry Competition and won first place. Later, he went to the Silver Microphone Ceremony to receive the award. You should accept the award well, but Teacher Zhang Ye didn't. Introduction, he came up with another poem to scold the leader and the unit, and later went to a TV station to be a host. He should be doing a good job in programming, right? Without Teacher Zhang, he went to public service announcements and launched a creative advertisement. Then, you must have thought that he would do a good job in the program, right? You are wrong again. Teacher Zhang Ye participated in the Beijing Couplet Competition again and won the championship. There was no runner-up or third runner-up, not even the top ten, because All the questions were answered by Zhang Ye alone. When "Hundred Forums" was on TV, you must have thought that Teacher Zhang would settle down this time, right? You thought too much, and he went to write songs for the Queen of Heaven again. Is it over after writing the song? You are too naive. Mr. Zhang went to publish a book and make a movie again... And today, we are all still trying to find a job for Zhang Ye, and we are all helping him think about his future. , but it turned out that he was such a good old man that he went to fly a plane again."

"Ha ha ha ha"

"Oh, my jaw is sore from laughing so hard."

All netizens were laughing so hard

The person who posted the message said: "So tell me, if your mother isn't the most unprofessional host in history, then who is?"

"agree"

"100,000 likes"

"Haha, Teacher Zhang is really too arrogant to get down to business."