I’m Really a Superstar

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Rao family.

Both mothers were stunned.

Rao Aimin said happily: "Are you making trouble again?"

"It's because they bully others too much. Haha, do you really think that I, Zhang Ye, don't dare to offend them?" Zhang Ye said with great pride: "I dare to scold the radio and television, and I am still afraid of offending them?"

Chenchen said: "Zhang Ye, you are a teacher at Peking University."

Zhang Yeqie said: "What's wrong with Peking University teacher? The rabbit bites people when it's anxious."

Rao Aimin laughed and said: "But it's okay, at least it doesn't contain any curse words."

This time, Zhang Ye was prepared to make a desperate move. He knew that the opposition would definitely be loud, but he did not expect it to be so loud. Moreover, the biggest opposition did not come from the education and history circles, but still came from The literary circle that has long had a tense relationship with Zhang Ye is them again, it's still them, it's always been them. Even if they find a reason to refute, Zhang Ye won't say anything, but they won't provide any evidence or reason. , directly attacking Zhang Ye out of context from their so-called moral and moral high ground, how can he endure it?

It is true that Zhang Ye wants to do something for the world this time, but you can't make your brothers unhappy like this. Why don't you make me feel comfortable? Then don't even try to make me feel comfortable.

Let’s break up this time

You are shameless and I don’t want it either

Ha, anyway, my brother has already become notorious, and he has never shown any shame.

Zhang Ye, who had been so angry for more than an hour, suddenly turned back into the old bachelor he was before. After all, this is his true nature.

on Weibo.

Zhang Ye's Weibo has not been posted for the time being. The relevant departments have just issued some new regulations, because there are words such as "second wife" and "rogue" in the limericks. In this world, Weibo and forums and other places , many do not block illegal words, but will enter the backend to wait for review. There are dedicated review staff, and now the policy has become more stringent as soon as it is released. But it shouldn’t take too long. The meager posts from public figures like Zhang Ye will definitely be reviewed first, and although the meager posts haven’t been published yet, there are just no words for the time being, and there are still updated information.

Anyone who cares has noticed.

"Hey, Zhang Ye posted on Weibo"

"Let me take a look, let's take a look, eh? Why is it empty?"

"Are there any forbidden words in this? Hahaha, I'm looking forward to it."

"I'm sure I'm going to say something important. Everyone, please stand up."

For a moment, Zhang Ye, who didn't show a single word, had been retweeted more than 900 times by fans and busybodies in just five minutes, and had over 2,000 comments.

Many people were amazed when they saw this data.

"Is it possible for me to be so fierce even if I only have a small amount of money?"

"Who said this is Teacher Zhang Ye's meager contribution?"

"That's right, Zhang Ye is a man who doesn't speak easily, but every time he speaks, it's shocking to you. I don't know what he's going to say this time."

"Zhang Ye told reporters a verse in the afternoon, right? It was quite impressive."

"I've also read that verse. It's so classic. It has become my personal signature. I really admire Zhang Ye. When I speak, it's a classic."

"I don't know why those people who are engaged in literature look down on Zhang Ye so much. What qualifications do they have to look down on Teacher Zhang? If they have the ability, they can come out and practice with Teacher Zhang."

"Yes, the literary world has gone too far this time"

"You can hack Zhang Ye, but you can't hack him all."

"That's right. Even if Zhang Ye has a bad temper, he has never killed anyone or set fire to anything."

Many people in the literary circle and some celebrities with Weibo certification also paid attention. They did not comment, but were waiting to see what Zhang Ye had to say.

In the sixth minute.

Zhang Ye's meagerness finally came out

Looking at the first two sentences, everyone thought it was very ordinary and didn't understand what it meant. Then the middle two sentences, "Hope for the rich" and "Hope for the gangsters", made many people laugh. They realized that this was another limerick, and they immediately As I read on, the last paragraph came into view. Everyone knew the style of Zhang Ye's limericks. Everything in front of it actually didn't matter. The key was the last sentence. Sure enough, Zhang Ye did not disappoint everyone.

"I look forward to winning awards for acting."

“Working on literature and looking forward to... death together”

As soon as this sentence came out, the popularity of Kuang Weibo, which had already skyrocketed, suddenly ushered in an explosive growth after a short pause.

Retweet one thousand and five

Three thousand comments

"Hahahahaha"

"Teacher Zhang Ye's limericks are as brilliant as your mother's."

"Doing literature and expecting to die together? It's so funny that it made me laugh to death. This is so ironic."

"I also laughed. Those people are from the literary world. Compared with Teacher Zhang Ye, their level of swearing is simply too low-end. See how Teacher Zhang curses and learn from it."

"Sure enough, it's Zhang Ye, awesome."

"You can curse people in all kinds of new ways and yet you are so literary and artistic. There is no other person like you in the Republic."

Many netizens laughed

Many public figures who have a grudge against the literary world, such as several writers who were originally excluded by the literary world and came to Hong Kong and Taiwan to develop their careers, and several literary workers who have always been disapproved of, now see someone finally challenging the entire literary world head-on. Well, it was Zhang Ye who was a famous thorn in the literary circle. They all started to enjoy themselves secretly, and then they all came up to support Zhang Ye and injected chicken blood one by one.

"Well done, Teacher Zhang Ye"

"There are too many problems and too much arrogance in the literary world today. It's time for someone to stand up and speak out."

These marginal figures in the mainland literary world are not well-known and not powerful enough. After being excluded, their resistance was ineffective. But today, Zhang Ye has stood up. What is Zhang Ye's status in the literary circle? Although some people have recognized him, the literary circle has never rectified Zhang Ye's name. But even so, the literary circle has to admit Zhang Ye's influence. It is not an exaggeration to say that he is the uncrowned king. He is one of the best. A celebrity has now stood up and openly fallen out with the literary world. The meaning of this is very important because this person is none other than Zhang Ye, whose poems shocked ghosts and gods.

Some are happy and some are angry

When many people in the literary world saw Zhang Ye's limerick "Eight Hopes", they were angered by Zhang Ye's last sentence.

Are we looking forward to death together?

Let me go to your sister, whose surname is Zhang

Are you the one who talks like that? Are you determined to fight to the death?

These people started to attack Zhang Ye's poem again. All the literary scum, the troublemakers, and Zhang Ye who didn't understand literature at all came out.

However, Zhang Ye's fans and many onlookers are not just for food. With Zhang Ye taking the lead, everyone's momentum increased, and they immediately launched an "encirclement and suppression" campaign against those who took the lead in scolding Zhang Ye in the literary world. Zhang Ye's fans What quality is that? Those are all... those are all of extremely low quality. Don't forget, the predecessor of Zhang Ye's fan club was actually a bunch of angry youths who cursed people on Weibo all day long. These navy soldiers are just a group of bandits. How can they be found there? What quality is there to speak of? In the past, I just yelled at him - this is the so-called general who leads what soldiers. Zhang Ye, a stinky Liushao fan, and there are not many gentle people, they are all relatively tough.

After a scolding battle, it can be said that the sky is dark and dark

How could people like Meng Dongguo and Ma Hengyuan be the rivals of Zhang Ye's gang of trolls? They maintained their identities and could not say bad words, so they were retreating steadily. Their Weibo private chat mailboxes were almost exploded with curses.

Many people who watched the excitement neutrally did not sympathize with them because Meng Dongguo, Ma Hengyuan and others were unreasonable when they scolded Zhang Ye before. They did not mention the evidence Zhang Ye gave during the lecture, but used Talk about other things. Zhang Ye used facts to reason with them, but they refused. Now Zhang Ye's fans began to curse unreasonably. They deserved it. Those people in the literary world deserved it.

After the scolding battle, there was a brief calm on the Internet.

Someone suddenly wondered: "Brothers, I remember there was a report in the evening newspaper. Teacher Zhang Ye said a verse. If people in the world slander him and bully him, he will let him and avoid him?"

"Hahaha, do you really believe it?"

"While snickering, host, you are too naive."

"Zhang Ye has such a bad temper. This verse is just a pretense. If he can let him go and avoid him for a few more years? Then I will never eat mutton again in my life.

"Let him avoid his balls. If you don't accept it, just scold him. This is Teacher Zhang Ye."

In the afternoon, countless people had read Zhang Ye's verse. Many people who had no good impression of Zhang Ye suddenly looked at him with admiration. Several of Zhang Ye's old friends, such as Hu Fei and Zhao Guozhou, , such as Wang Xiaomei, Xiao Luhou, Brother Hou, and others also nodded slightly, thinking that Zhang Ye has matured and has grown up immediately after becoming a lecturer at Peking University.

So grand

As a result, many people are now vomiting blood.

Tolerate him, let him, let him, avoid him, be patient with him, respect him, ignore him. Are you just trying to bluff people with these words? It's all nonsense

The reporters who interviewed Zhang Ye on the spot in the afternoon were also shocked when they heard this verse. They did not expect that Zhang Ye, who was already a great and glorious people's teacher, would still be so shameless.

Then.

Zhang Ye posted another Weibo post.

"Let the world slander me, bully me, humiliate me, laugh at me, belittle me, despise me, hate me, and lie to me."

"Just... scold him, scold him, scold him, scold him, scold him, scold him, scold him, scold him, scold him, scold him, stay for a few more days, you can see him."

Zhang Ye laughed. Why should he bear with him, let him, and let him? These are the original words of his world. This paragraph is what Zhang Ye says from his heart.

Meager exploded again

"Teacher Zhang, can you stop teasing me, hahahaha"

"Teacher Zhang, the way you curse is so cool."

"Hahaha, bear with me. Well done, Teacher Zhang. Keep your personal style. No matter what others say, we like Zhang Ye like this."