Immortal Trap Teacher System

CLANG

Yao Mei noticed Zhang Wang bolt out of the rubble with a sword imbued with flowery Qi, moving to kill Situ Feng in a single swoop. Seeing this, Yao Mei grabbed a sword from His disciple's bag and moved to countered the sneak attacked.

"D**n it! You b***h! You are too with the sword, but can you satisfy mine?" Zhang Wang wickedly laughed.

'F**k, why does almost every man a meet want me to have s.e.x with them? Can't there be a just one gentleman that views me as a friendly human being? And besides... I am a f**king guy. I am also very straight, so straight that a a ruler seems curved when compared to me. That is just how straight I am!'

"Go f*** yourself, you filthy lecherous sc.u.mbag!" Yao Mei furiously shouted as he retrieved his whip from his waist and slashed his opponent with it.

PAK

The whip left a huge gash in Zhang Wangs' upper torso as it flung itself with a beautiful harmony of Trap Qi.

"AAARGH!"

"You will pay with your v.i.r.g.i.n.i.t.y!" Zhang Wang shouted as he fired a been of purple Qi at Yao Mei.

With a simple dodge to his left, Yao Mei effortlessly avoided the beam. Afterwards, Yao Mei blinked in front of Zhang Wang, shocking the latter as Yao Mei raises his whip.

"What in the world?"

PAK

Yao Mei furiously launched an unending flurry of blows, leaving the now thoroughly abused Zhang Wang dying on the ground with all of his robes ripped and destroyed. In almost a feral position, Zhang Wang cried to his mother as he felt his every nerve being popped by the most painful weapon in existence.

PAK

"Call me daddy!" Yao Mei laughed as he continued to whip Zhang Wang.

"Ple-"

PAK

"PLEASE!"

PAK

"STAH-"

PAK

"STAHP!"

PAK PAK PAK

"...Daddy..."

"Say, disciple, do you think that you can now forgive this pitiful man?" Yao Mei smiled at his disciple as he held onto his bloodied whip.

"Yes master! The noble cultivator should always spare those that have turned away from-"

"WRONG!"

PAAAAK

The whip impacted into Zhang Wang's body, causing it to explode.

"..."

"The way of pursuing the ultimate Dao is one of many dangers. Leaving a single enemy alive may result in your inevitable death one day in the future. Always remember what I have just said, my disciple." Yao Mei spoke in a mystical expression.

"By having the evil cultivator submit utterly before his death, I freed his soul of any past misgiving with me."

"In any case, the pursuit of immortality will teach you many lessons on keeping one's self alive and minimalist threats to your very existence."

"..." Wen Kai kneeled on the floor before Yao Mei, speechless.

"GREAT MASTER! HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN SO FOOLISH?! I DID NOT RECOGNISE YOUR GOOD INTENTIONS FOR MY FUTURE!" Wen Kai zealously declared.

"I will forever remember these teachings in my path to the one Dao. My master has enlightened me, I will never be so naive again." Wen Kai thanked as he kowtowed on the ground.

"You really have a respectful disciple, 'sister' Yao." Situ Feng chuckled.

"Don't forget that I just saved your life, so I won't be visiting your chambers." Yao Mei responded.

"Fair enough... but I will find a way to make you indebted to me. One day I will get a night to combine our yang-"

"Elder Feng! Senior sister Yao just killed Elder Zhang! What do we do?!" The male disciple asked ina worried voice as he placed his palms on his face.

"Elder Zhang was an evil cultivator that exploited the weak, do not question the righteous actions of sister Yao. Instead, contemplate how you can become more like 'her'." Situ Feng declared.

"Understood, Elder!"

[points: 283]

[Need 217 points to purchase Earth Pill]

'Dammit! That pill will probably boost me straight to Earth Stage! Me want it now! If I have that, I will have the strength of an inner sect elder of a sect. This will be a very good thing!'

'Perhaps I should try get one from Situ Feng?'

"Yao Yao, come hop on my flying sword! We will be departing now!"

"...perhaps if you like this sword, you can try out my pure yang one~"

'Yeah, no.'

'I am perfectly content in being a straight trap that only goes after lesbian cultivators. It is much more efficient for making points too. Plus, as I have already said, I am not gay.'

"Disciple, come with me to Senior Brother Situ's flying sword, we can experience the heights of the heavens together!" Yao Mei declared.

"Yes, fair- Master!" Wen Kai stuttered.

'Hmmph! A disciple that looks at his own master with l.u.s.tful eyes! This is unethical and a terrible behaviour for a cultivator! I must teach him to find other suitable people.' Situ Feng notes as he saw Wen Kai walk with Yao Mei, while staring at the latter's behind.

'I really wish a fairy goddess from the heavens just comes down to make me her spouse. I really can't take all of these perverted looks coming from guys. I am starting to feel extremely uncomfortable. I just hope this Autumn Leaf Sect isn't as bad as these people make it seem...'