Immortal Trap Teacher System

At first, Yao Mei and Sister Xue travelled through the sect as Sister Xue warmly explained the various matters of management and the areas of the inner sect. They first went to the Martial Technique Hall, then the Martial arena, the Blacksmith, the Alchemist shop, the Missions Hall, and the Elders Hall. In that exact order, Yao Mei was comprehensively introduced to each and every crevasse of the sect.

This is the Autumn Leaf Sect, his new home.

Sister Xue smiled sinisterly as she walked with Yao Mei, guiding him towards a secluded but cave away from the rest of the sect. In the midst of the forest, Sister Xue had guided Yao Mei.

"Junior Brother, do you know why I have brought you here?"

"!!!" Yao Mei's body twitched after hearing Sister Xue's words.

'I have been found out!'

"Oh relax, I was fooled for perhaps an hour, but my eyes are sharp enough. You couldn't hide that little brother of yours well enough. Perhaps you should take some Yang Calming Pills when you try to fool people."

"Please forgive me!" Yao Mei furiously slammed downwards and banged his head on the ground, kowtowing with vigor.

"I said relax. I will take you anyway. It would be much more convenient, you fit my d.e.s.i.r.es with the added bonus Pure Yang Stick. Why did I not think of this before..."

"You could have just gotten some cross-dressing eunuchs..." Yao Mei interjected.

"They don't have b.o.o.b.s."

'I see, a woman of culture.' Yao Mei inwardly declared with a sly grin.

"Alas, I cannot have you as my Cultivation partner until you reach the Immortal Realm. You would probably end up imploding from the pressure of my Yin Qi as we make passionate love. So until then, I trust you will work very very hard so you can become my Cultivation partner! Remember that this is a win-win situation."

'Hah! Finally... after a hundred damn years... I finally have the perfect one! I can finally step down from being matriarch and have a family! Alas, I may need to wait another hundred years for him to get to immortal realm.' Sister Xue schemed in her mind.

"To help you with cultivation, I will bestow upon you the 'Heavenly Cosmetics Technique'! It will further increase your natural charms and help me become more horn- admiring of your beauty!"

'Yes! I don't even need to be reincarnated for more than a week and I've already gotten on track to my ultimate goal!'

[Points: 10,283]

[System Updated to Version 2.0]

[Point gain will now be restricted to cultivators of Earth Realm an above]

[Items refreshed]

'Heh... time to use some more cheats... My goal is inconceivable! The only way to stop the yaoi is to establish myself as 'lesbian woman'! That is the only way! I must become powerful so I can achieve that goal.'

Yao Mei secretly purchased a huge supply of Earth Pills, numbering at 15. This left him with 2,783 points for other items. Thinking about it, Yao Mei had no regrets.

[Individual: Yao Mei]

[Age: 20]

[Cultivation: Earth 9th layer]

[Affinity: 100%]

[Points: 2,783]

[WARNING: Host has reached Peak of Earth Realm, all Earth Pills no longer have any effect on host]

[10 Earth Pills have been wasted]

'F**K OFF!!!'

"Ah, Sister Xue, I just remembered! I am actually a peak Earth Realm cultivator. I hope you do not feel fooled by my charade... I was afraid that my abilities would be seen as a threat. However, you are so sincere, and beautiful, just, honourable, lovely, s.e.xy, powerful, caring, sweet, and kind! I regret that I fooled you again." Yao Mei said as tears came down from his eyes, trailing down to his chin. With his wrists, Yao Mei carefully wiped his tears to add even more effect on top of his quivering voice.

"It is fine. In fact, it is very good. It turns out you are much closer to the Immortal Realm than I originally anticipated! Very very good. A genius." Sister Xue was very happy about this. She felt like a burden had been lifted and her goal of happiness and bliss would be soon approaching. Even if she knew Yao Mei for only a day, so what? Sister Xue is a very decisive person that never regrets her choices.

"Good. From today onwards, you will be an Inner Sect Elder of my Autumn Leaf Sect! With this title comes many responsibilities and privileges. First, I grant you permission to enter any building in the sect. Second, I grant you the ability to punish disciples and lower ranking sect leadership as you see fit! Third, I grant you the privilege of entering my Cultivation cave everyday to administer oil onto my back!"

'Wait wha-'

"Now, your responsibilities! You must not divulge sect techniques. You must not betray the sect. You must not kill sect members wantonly. You must not have s.e.x with any sect member but the matriarch of the Autumn Leaf Sect, Cao Xue. That is all."

'This seems very weird.'

'I hope my disciple is doing fine without me.'