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Time flies, and it's March again, unable to resist Tang Sanzang's repeated nagging, Sun Wukong finally decided to step out of the stockade to rescue soldiers.

As for taking Tang Sanzang to fight with force, it was not in Sun Wukong's options from the beginning. Seeing that the two cheap junior brothers often get up in the middle of the night to stop by, eat and drink in the stockade, they know that they are old acquaintances in Heaven again.

This is not the first time this kind of thing has happened since the beginning of the study. It's just that in the past, they all appeared as demons, ghosts, and monsters, and the people who came down this wave were all human race gods.

Many of them, Sun Wukong even met them in Heaven, but they didn't have much friendship.

In the past few months, Sun Wukong has also taken advantage of the situation to develop a relationship. Every night, the three brothers and sisters would go out together to eat, drink, and exchange feelings.

To be exact, a white dragon horse is also added. Acting as a mount during the day, and transforming into a humanoid at night, with the local tyrant attributes of the dragon family, he quickly became a person in the circle. .

If it weren't for the fear of delaying for too long, the Buddhist side would not be able to explain, and Sun Wukong wouldn't mind letting this small life last for hundreds of years.

Of course, this is impossible. It was delayed for half a year, which can be described as the longest catastrophe since the beginning of the study of Buddhist scriptures.

As soon as he stepped out of the barrier, he ran into Guanyin Bodhisattva, and Sun Wukong stepped forward without hesitation: "Bodhisattva, you are finally here. In recent days, we have been living in a dire situation.

Every day when I open my eyes, all I think of is the mahjong game of that coward; every night when I close my eyes, all I think of is that thing.

Every day I don’t think about tea and rice, and I can’t sleep at night, which makes the four of us, master and apprentice, unable to sleep at night and restless during the day.

I waited for the three brothers and sisters to have a cultivation base, and forbearance passed. The poor thing is Master, and the most pitiful thing is that Master was tossed and fattened twice.

These bandits are really hateful, not only tossing us with mahjong, but also drinking and dancing all day long, using all kinds of despicable means to disturb people's minds and try to shake us..."

Before Sun Wukong could finish his words, the angered Guanyin Bodhisattva couldn't hold back any longer. Fooling a three-year-old is not enough.

Despite the barrier, Guanyin knew exactly what happened in the stockade.

Zhu Bajie, Sha Wujing, and Xiaobailong Xianyu did not do anything. Guanyin Bodhisattva is understandable. Originally, it was a big force who came to **** merit and virtue, and Buddhism did not plan to let them contribute much.

But Sun Wukong is different from Tang Sanzang. The latter is a direct descendant of Buddhism, and the former is also cultivated by Buddhism. Although there were a few changes in the middle, Sun Wukong was essentially the protector of Buddhism.

The current situation is that Sun Wukong, together with Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing, fooled Tang Sanzang and lived in the "Mahjong Village".

If Buddhism hadn't arranged a backhand on Tang Sanzang, and awakened Tang Sanzang's heart towards Buddha in time, I am afraid that the person who took the scriptures would have been completely sunk.

After finally waiting for Sun Wukong to ask for help, what he heard was a bunch of nonsense, and he didn't turn his face and do it directly.

"Enough, Sun Wukong!"

"So much nonsense, is the deity a fool?"

"I really thought that your master and apprentice did all those bad things in the mahjong village, and the deity knew nothing about it!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Guanyin Bodhisattva began to regret it. It's okay if the cover of some things is not lifted, but once the trouble is opened, everyone's face will not look good.

"Bodhisattva, what are you talking about? Why can't my old grandson understand? If you have something to say, just say it directly, my old grandson is a rough monkey and can't understand all these twists and turns!

Gambling with the bandits in the Mahjong Village was a promise made by Master and them. My old grandson is a sincere monkey. He only knows that since he has made a promise, he should abide by it.

Otherwise, if it spreads out, it will ruin the reputation of the four teachers and disciples like me. If this affects the reputation of Buddhism in the Three Realms, it would be a great sin!

Don't think that my grandson was born in the wilderness and doesn't know the rules of the practice world. You can do things faster or slower, and even if you fail, you can start all over again.

But if the reputation is bad, it is permanent. Everyone is a long-lived person, and it will be laughed at until the immeasurable annihilation of heaven and earth! "

After listening to Sun Wukong's sophistry, Guanyin Bodhisattva's anger grew stronger and stronger, and now he finally understands why everyone doesn't like hairy monkeys.

Although Sun Wukong seems to be honest and friendly on weekdays, he is still a hozen in nature. How can such a congenital alien being born to have no temper.

The man who was framed by Buddhism has been in prison for 500 years, and he can't even find a place to reason. Now he is forced to work for Buddhism, how can he not be angry?

Obviously, he did not dare to oppose Buddhism, but in secret, Sun Wukong wanted to smash Buddhism to ashes. Coupled with Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing's side-by-side bewitching, it is inevitable to be passive and slow down.

Originally, this is not a big deal, as long as the general direction is inconvenient, some twists and turns are acceptable. After all, the spread of Buddhism to the East is of great importance. If there is no doomsday, it will be a big problem.

But just now I was so stimulated by Guanyin, what should be said, what should not be said; what can be said and what cannot be said, Sun Wukong said all at once.

Many Buddhist black histories, including Sun Wukong's knowledge, were all insinuated by the sand. In particular, the "reputation" mentioned at the end is slapping Buddhism in the face.

Up to the Western Second Sage, down to the Lingshan monks and monks, there are really few with good reputations. Including Guanyin himself is no exception.

Although she has a good image in the folk business, in the world of practice, a single word of preaching a traitor will make her notorious.

Looking at Guanyin's wonderful expression, we know that this wave of face-slaps by Sun Wukong was very successful. It's just that the consequences are also very serious. If he offends Guanyin Bodhisattva severely, he will definitely suffer later.

Within this amount of kalpa, Guanyin Bodhisattva will definitely not dare to touch him easily, but the future is uncertain.

"Humph!"

After a cold drink, Guanyin quickly restrained his emotions. She knew very well that this was not the time to be arguing with Sun Wukong. If she wanted to be angry with the monkey, she would probably be able to anger her to death.

"Fuck the monkey, Hugh is talking nonsense! When did this deity let you ruin my Buddhist reputation.

This matter is not caused by your master and apprentice. You have no way to solve it, and you don't know how to ask someone for help. You waste a lot of time.

If the great cause of studying scriptures is delayed because of this, and monstrous sins are incurred, how can you, a monkey, be able to bear it! "

Guanyin Bodhisattva's reprimand not only did not hit Sun Wukong, but made the smile on the monkey's face brighter.

"Bodhisattva, I can't blame my grandson for this! I thought that a little mahjong would not be difficult for Master, but... ah, let's not talk about it! In short, this is an accident.

It's fine to go out for help for other things, but for a game to compete, let my old grandson move rescue soldiers all over the Three Realms, I really can't hold on to my face!

Fortunately, you are here, the Bodhisattva, so hurry up and help win the battle and rescue the master! It saves my old grandson from inviting people around and making outsiders misunderstand…”

Naked sophistry, but there is no sense of disobedience in Sun Wukong's mouth. If there was no previous episode, maybe Guanyin would have believed his explanation.

It's a pity that once the crack is formed, even if you try to smooth it out in the later stage, it is impossible to completely restore it to its original state.

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Waving his hand, Guanyin Bodhisattva said angrily: "Okay, Wukong, let's stop this matter. The poor monk will walk with you and see the style of Mahjong Village."

Immediately after, the two entered the barrier, and then another victim was added. The cronies witnessed the true face of Mount Lu in Mahjong Village, and Guanyin Bodhisattva went numb.

The place in front of him is just an enchantment, and it is clearly the prototype of a world. Although this is only a semi-finished product, that should not be taken lightly.

As an outsider, Avalokitesvara's power was suppressed very much, and it was just a little better than ordinary people.

The four monks, masters and apprentices of Tang Dynasty have limited cultivation bases, and they cannot see the mystery of the embryonic form of this world, but the Quasi-Saint and Powerful Guanyin Bodhisattva is different.

There are thousands of laws that she has felt, and the attainment of each of them is not low, at least Guanyin is far behind.

Guanyin Bodhisattva, who originally wanted to forcefully break the barrier by force and took Tang Seng and his disciples away, instantly changed his previous mind.

It is better to play mahjong, the whole entertainment is completely risk-free, even if the skill is not good, you can still rely on luck to make up for it. As long as there are enough fights, Tang Sanzang will win one day even by chance.

Although it may have taken a little longer, it was too strong to risk his life and violently break the barrier.

It's not that Guanyin is counseling, it's really here that she feels the crisis of life and death. Intuition tells her that if violence is shot, she will really die.

"Bodhisattva, do you see the problem? Here my old grandson was so frightened that he always felt that his power was being suppressed.

I don't know if there is an illusion, but my old grandson actually thinks that he is not the opponent of the bandits. I originally wanted to cast spells to help Master win the battle, but all the spells failed here. "

Sun Wukong's understatement, falling into Guanyin's ears is no less than a thunderbolt. He brought her in even though he knew there was a problem, it was clear that his heart was punishable.

Fortunately, I don't know what Guanyin thinks, otherwise Sun Wukong will die unjustly. In his opinion, Guanyin Bodhisattva is also a great figure in the Three Realms, and he will not suffer when he encounters the guard of Gouchen Emperor Palace.

This judgment is not wrong, Guanyin's cultivation is indeed higher than that of Li Mu's disciples and grandchildren, but it is Li Mu himself who can't stand the disaster.

As for a group of juniors who are active in the cottage, they are just the executors in the foreground. If Buddhism obeys the rules of the game, then stop after some tossing, otherwise it will take advantage of the situation to make a scene.

It wasn't that Li Mu was deliberately doing things, but it was because Buddhism was too active recently, and his tentacles were stretched into the martial arts lineage, so he had to beat him.

Although it can't stop the great prosperity of Buddhism, but if he is disgusted by Buddhism, he can still do it. It seems a little childish, but children who can't stand to make trouble have candy to eat.

Familiar with the rules of the game of Mahjong, and after a few frustrations at the poker table, Guanyin said helplessly: There is nothing he can do.

Thinking of her being a dignified quasi-sage, even playing a small game would be abused by others. You can't cheat if you want to.

To this scene, Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing didn't have a big reaction. When encountering Emperor Gouchen, they have to detour, and it is normal for Guanyin Bodhisattva to be deflated.

But the impact on Tang Sanzang was greater. The omnipotent Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva in his eyes was actually stumped by a small game.

It's just that everyone's focus at the moment is "Mahjong", and they don't pay much attention to the change in Tang Sanzang's face, let alone that his belief in Buddhism fluctuates slightly.

In fact, it's not that Guanyin's mahjong skills are bad. For people in the immortal way, as long as they are familiar with the rules of the game, they can become veterans in an instant.

However, it was Tang Sanzang who wanted to participate in the fight, so no one else could play on his behalf. A more tragic four-player Mahjong game, three of which are enemies, must be one against three at the poker table.

It wasn't a fair duel from the very beginning, unless he could secretly cheat, it would be very difficult for Tang Sanzang to challenge successfully.

Seeing that Guanyin Bodhisattva couldn't handle it, Sun Wukong not only was not disappointed in the slightest, but secretly rejoiced in his heart.

If he can't get it right, he can reasonably delay the time. Once born, and cooked twice, he is also a professional when it comes to asking for a soldier to save Sun Wukong.

Experience tells him not to panic when things go wrong. If one reinforcement is not enough, ask for another. The big deal is to invite all the gods and Buddhas in the sky, and there will always be one who can solve the problem.

Seeing that the problem could not be solved, Sun Wukong was about to leave and ask for reinforcements. Guanyin Bodhisattva suddenly opened his mouth and said, "Wukong, you don't need to run around, just go to the Emperor Chen Palace for help."

Stopping his body, Sun Wukong asked expectantly: "Bodhisattva, do you know something? Could it be that the game of mahjong was created by Emperor Gouchen and has a way to crack it?"

Hearing Sun Wukong's indiscriminate questioning, Guanyin Bodhisattva shook his head again and again. It doesn't matter how you speculate and slander this kind of thing in secret.

After a pause, the Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva hurriedly scolded: "Fuck the monkey, don't stop talking nonsense here!

I asked you to go to Gouchen Emperor Palace for help, that is because Emperor Gouchen is in charge of the three realms of war, and his cultivation is unfathomable.

The little mahjong seems to be just a game, but in fact it also involves the art of war and formation, especially testing people's minds.

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In any case, now that the big play has not been finished, the lid cannot be lifted in advance. Otherwise, if Li Mu is involved, the calamity will continue to increase.

"Bodhisattva, my old grandson is not convinced when you say this. I believe that Emperor Gouchen is powerful, but if you say that no one in the Three Realms can crack this mahjong, my old grandson does not believe it.

You can rest for a while, and when my grandson goes to Lingshan to invite the Buddha to the lower realm, he will definitely be able to break this mahjong village. "

While speaking, Sun Wukong jumped out of the village gate and went straight to Lingshan. Being suppressed by the restrictions in the enchantment, Guanyin Bodhisattva could not stop him if he wanted to.

The sudden change made the corners of Li Mu's mouth, who planned this farce, crooked with joy.

Or how about the monkey is a professional demolisher? Guanyin Bodhisattva's reminder was so obvious that he pretended not to understand, and even made an appearance of wanting to complain for the Buddha.

La Tathagata came over to clear the siege, no matter what the final success or failure, Buddhism's force was pulled down.

If it's successful, it's fine, just guide the public opinion a little bit; if you suffer here, the unfathomable Buddha Dharma and the Tathagata's supernatural powers will be tossed away.

At least the status in Tang Sanzang's mind will definitely collapse. What the consequences will be at that time, only God knows.

Perhaps understanding all this, Zhu Bajie grabbed Guanyin and persuaded him: "Bodhisattva, you don't need to worry. With Brother Monkey's footsteps, it won't take long to reach Lingshan, please come out of the Buddha.

I just have to wait patiently. With the supernatural powers of the Buddha and his old man, a mere mahjong game is no longer a problem. "