In the Years When I Was a Father

During the day, the teachers collapsed and coaxed them one by one, but the little guys were still hiding things in their hearts, so it was time for parents to collapse at night.

Parents: "What five?"

The little guys: "It's ... just five ... five me!"

Parents black question mark face, what five of you? They couldn't understand it, but found that their children couldn't do it with excitement.

So the Qi family quintuplets spread among the parents.

They haven't gotten their baby's point yet. First, they were shocked by the quintuplets. The lying troughs are all sons. This is a bit of a surprise for parents!

Before the classmates met, they were full of curiosity and admiration for Qi Sheng and Yang Ting. Are they still crazy?

Then they went crazy in a while.

The little guys are very smart at the moment, because they have learned to do everything by themselves without a teacher. Anyway, they remember five things and think about five things.

"Mom, Dad, I want ... I want five of me!"

"Five new clothes!"

"Five snacks!"

"Five dolls!"

...

Parents:……

The little guys are not excited, it seems that the wish can be fulfilled in the next second, and the happy eyes are narrowed: "Father, mom, hurry up!"

Parents: Hurry up!

They had to bitterly start to put facts and reason and sort out all kinds of flickers, but unfortunately the temptation that the little guys see today is too big to deal with easily.

"That kid is five, he said ... he said you changed, it's true, I saw it, really!"

The little guys are not so good, they saw it with their own eyes!

Parents: I feel like dying here tonight ...

On the first day, Qi Yudong, who stirred the chickens and dogs in the kindergarten, returned home with a sense of accomplishment and started thinking about what to do tomorrow.

This lucky rebirth has pushed the goal of becoming a winner in life to be completed after N years. He intends to continue his life on the campus, starting from kindergarten!

Yang Ting is looking up at all kinds of spitting waters, various embarrassments and guilty consciences in the parents group. At this moment, he looks at Dabao, who is walking sideways, twitching his mouth, this little rabbit ...

Qi Yudong was the happiest in the whole kindergarten career. He teased this bluff all day long, and he who successfully became a master of the kindergarten was blatant every day.

The kindergarten teacher didn't come to complain, Qi Sheng looked at the pretending little boy in front of him, very speechless, are you a reborn person who is proud to dominate the kindergarten?

Of course, in addition to responding to Qi Yudong's mischievous behavior, the teacher also showed concern and displeasure about his achievements, but these were ignored by Qi Sheng. He felt that the little guy deliberately hid, so he didn't care about it at all, and then he This kind of thought was ** naked face.

"This ... what's going on?"

This is the unsteady tone of Qi Sheng's rare, looking at the transcript in his hand, he feels that he was taught by this unlucky son to be a man.

"You didn't pass the exam!"

Qi Sheng was shocked. Does n’t the system say that this guy was reborn from the age of seventeen? Didn't even get into primary school? !

The five babies of Qi's family uniformly applied for a famous international bilingual school nearby, and the other four passed steadily. Only Qi Yudong, only he fell out of the list!

Qi Sheng didn't get up at the moment, looking at the little guy who was trying to shrink the small body in front of him, he almost felt that his fate was going to fall to him.

"Come, why don't you pass the exam?"

Qi Yudong narrowed his neck and glanced at the transcript, and then bowed his head decadently. After that, the black spots of his life were born without warning. After secretly looking at his black-faced father, Qi Yudong quietly stepped back two steps.

Qi Sheng was smirked by his small movements and nodded his forehead: "Did you have a good reason?"

Qi Yudong hesitated and said: "A little difficult in English?"

Qi Sheng: ...

Even if you used to be a scumbag, you should have learned for a few years in kindergarten, so you should learn faster than other children.

Unfortunately, reality is too humiliating, Qi Sheng carefully looked at the achievements of Chinese and mathematics again, and began to wonder if the scores of these two subjects would still be the result of the nine-year compulsory education of this kid!

Qi Yudong bowed his head and dared not speak, because he also felt a little shameless now. He secretly thanked that no one knew he was born again (not), otherwise he would be more embarrassed.

But he was still a little bit dissatisfied. Not only was it difficult to get into the exam to get into a primary school now, let alone other subjects, let's take the worst English he has tested, he didn't feel so difficult when he went to junior high school before!

Affected by the relaxed college entrance examination in a small place, Qi Yudong did not expect that this time a young child will become the biggest Waterloo in his life for more than 20 years. I am sorry for my parents, I am sorry for myself, and I am sorry for the brilliant reborn seniors. experience.

The father and son were speechless for a moment, and then Qi Sheng got up and picked up the little guy and planned to go upstairs to "talk" with him. Unfortunately, he hadn't waited for him to take two steps and was stopped by the old lady beside him.

"Shengzi, what are you doing? Hey, Dabao is still small. Don't break him down on your head ..."

"Mom, I don't want to beat him now, I just want to set a rule for him."

It's a pity that the old lady didn't believe it, just because you were black, and she didn't make a move, so the old lady said: "If you want anything, just tell him here, we don't stop, don't go upstairs."

Qi Sheng glanced at the old lady protecting the calf, then looked at the poor Qi Dabao in his hands, and finally put him down, looked at the little guy who wanted to retreat and returned to cover his butt, and asked him with a sullen face: "Speak, what should I do in the future?"

Qi Yudong learned the scum, he really did n’t like to study, he went out to work after graduating from junior high school, and forgot the little knowledge he had learned. He had done all the naughty things in the past three years, but he had n’t learned. Habit.

Then I do n’t know where his bravery is, with Qi Sheng ’s black face, he asked, “Dad, can I not go to school? I do n’t like to go to school. Is n’t there a word called teaching students according to their aptitude? The advantages!"

Qi Sheng: "Not going to school? What do you want to do?"

"I want to learn to make money, I also want to learn to fight, no, it is to learn boxing ..."

Qi Yudong couldn't stop talking about what he liked, and then he looked at his father's face getting darker and darker, feeling that his buttocks were a bit unsafe today ...

Then he did not dare to say, in order to avoid the break of the father and son's affection, Qi Yudong obediently admitted: "Actually, I also like to learn ..."

"what?"

"I ... I like learning the most!"

Qi Yudong just wanted to support me two times, but unfortunately his father's majesty was too strong. In the end, he could only say it with tears in his heart. After talking about Qi Yudong, he wanted to cry a little, why did he finally become like this!

Qi Sheng finally heard a satisfactory answer, looked better, picked up the child, and said to the old lady: "Mom, I took him to the study room to learn English without hitting him."

The old lady believed this time and did not stop it.

Qi Sheng went upstairs and did not go to the study room first, but first took the little guy to the study and put him on the desk.

Looking at the curious look of the little guy, Qi Sheng began to frighten him: "First set a junior goal, and the first exam in the first grade should not be less than 80 points in each subject, otherwise the father will be in front of your brothers. Pants spank you, remember? "

Qi Yudong's eyes widened, and he was not afraid of being beaten, and he passed hard, but took off his pants in front of his brothers and beaten? Where should the majesty of his elder brother go?

"Dad, can you discuss--"

"No, please note that this is only a primary goal. If the final exam of the first semester of the first grade can not enter the top ten of the class, the same penalty applies!"

Qi Yudong was shocked, is your request a little too high, my father and his son magically met brain waves at the moment.

Qi Sheng: Not high. You are a person of at least 20 years of age. You ca n’t even enter the top 10 of the first grade, and you wo n’t be beaten by your shameless thing!

Qi Sheng teased him: "Son, if you really don't want to learn, you don't have to be forced, you get used to getting beaten in front of your brothers slowly."

Qi Yudong: ...

Qi Yudong didn't want to speak at this moment, leaned back on Qi Sheng, and he was headless and headed into the study room.

In the study room, Erbao and Sanbao are reading books, Sibao and Wubao are painting, Qi Sheng put Qi Yudong down and patted his head: "If I want to improve my grades, if I need a tutor to tell me, I will only watch result."

After speaking coldly and mercilessly, he ignored him and came to Erbao and Sanbao, holding two little guys in his arms to read with them.

Qi Yudong looked pitifully at his father's cold side, feeling the coldness of the world, thinking of the regulations just now, and he could only study hard.

Qi Sheng has been busy with work in recent years, but he always takes time to accompany a few little guys. Compared with Qi Dabao ’s mischievous mischief, the other four babies seem to be a lot more clever. Among them, Erbao and Sanbao are the most clever and sensible But Qi Sheng will not focus all of his attention on the other babies because of their peace of mind. When they are free, they like to hug them to read with them, and give them answers by the way.

Qi Yudong, who had a hard time learning English, glanced at the father and son trio of Xueba over there, and once again doubted life, the gene was really a wonderful thing. Two treasures and three treasures were also the traits of Xueba in his world. This scum is accompanied, but now he is only a pitiful to study hard.

Hey, not right. Although Sibao passed the exam, his grades can only be average. Why didn't his father be so strict with him!

With the idea of ​​brothers having difficulty in being together, Qi Yudong moved to Qi Sheng a little bit.

"Dad, I think I have to set a goal for Sibao. You can see that his grades are a little better than me!"

Sibao, who was drawing, turned his head to look at Qi Yudong who complained, looked at him with a look at Xueba, and turned his head with a grunt.

Qi Yudong: ...

It's a little better than me, what are you bullish!

Qi Sheng looked at the little guy who couldn't sit still and asked him: "How much have you learned to paint? Will the violin look at the score? Both of these four treasures can be learned very well."

Qi Yudong was questioned by his dad's soul, and he suddenly discovered that the four younger brothers were not easy.

The two treasures and three treasures are the absolute learning hegemony. The first grade textbooks have already been completed, and many extracurricular books have been read. Although the four treasures have average grades in cultural courses, they are better than him, and they are very interested in musical instruments At present, I have learned very well. The five treasures are the most wonderful. He is completely almighty described by Jing Ruo zi Zi Tuo Ruo Tu. The joy of life is to sleep and eat. The most favorite thing is to sleep. And he ’s crazy about playing, so he can still rank third in their academic performance in five of them, and will draw and play piano ...

Qi Yudong thought about it for a moment, and suddenly found that the pressure was great, oh my god, if he was found later, he would not be able to keep his boss' position. Why are children so powerful now? !

Qi Yudong, who was taught to be a man by his brothers, did not dare to be lazy. He ran back to his place and continued to study. After he learned the words for an hour, he looked at the writing book in tears, so I came back when I was born again. Tuition? This is completely different from what I thought! ! !

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