Interdimensional Heroic Support Chat

@IGotASword joined the server. Watch out!

IGotASword: hey!!! i'm new around here!!! i'm igotasword, but you can just call me sword!!! i'm a libra, my favorite food is pizza, and i like wrestling, cool rocks, and long walks on the beach!!!

Aphrodite (Galactic Republic): Welcome to the server. Don't forget to update your name to include your current plane of existence.

IGotASword: oh yeah!!!

IGotASword (Avitria): is that better?

Whatsamana (Earth Q): fresh blood!

nameless-npc (Generica II): Heck of a dating profile there

Aphrodite (Galactic Republic): That's perfect. You're all set to enjoy the community.

Whatsamana (Earth Q): hey newbie, you're an earthling right?

IGotASword (Avitria): woah!!! how'd you know?

Whatsamana (Earth Q): you're new here, so you don't know it yet, but i'm actually the foremost telepath on the planet, you see.

nameless-npc (Generica II): Foremost liar, you mean. He guessed from your zodiac sign.

Whatsamana (Earth Q): actually, it was the pizza.

IGotASword (Avitria): oh yeah that makes sense!!! they have different constellations here in avitria. i guess most places have different stars though huh?

IGotASword (Avitria): wait are you on earth right now???

Whatsamana (Earth Q): don't get any weird ideas, i'm on earth but the chances we're from the same earth are slim to none.

IGotASword (Avitria): the same earth???

nameless-npc (Generica II): Can we not go over this again? Just go read the FAQ channel, kid.

IGotASword (Avitria): oh sorry i'll do that

Aphrodite (Galactic Republic): @Whatsamana, we have pizza in this dimension.

Whatsamana (Earth Q): what, really?

Aphrodite (Galactic Republic): Oh yes. My favorite comes from a little place called "Zaphod's 'Zza." They get their pizzas from a local orchard just outside of town that uses no pesticides.

Whatsamana (Earth Q): i don't think we're talking about the same thing

Whatsamana (Earth Q): but if we are i really want to live in a dimension with pizza trees

IGotASword (Avitria): okay i read the faq about earth!!! that's really weird but okay!!!

Whatsamana (Earth Q): right? and nobody knows why there are so many earths or why they're so popular for summoning. it's just a mystery of the multiverse...

nameless-npc (Generica II): We're getting off track. What's your situation, Sword? I take it you're a summoned hero?

IGotASword (Avitria): oh yeah!!! yeah we got summoned here from earth a couple of days ago. gave us weapons and said "go kill a demon lord!!!"

nameless-npc (Generica II): "We?"

IGotASword (Avitria): yeah my best friend got summoned along with me!!! he's a little shy though so he hasn't joined the server yet!!!

IGotASword (Avitria): i'll go kick his b.u.t.t and tell him to join!!!

@IGotABook (Avitria) joined your party! Shhhhh...

IGotABook (Avitria): I'm here.

Whatsamana (Earth Q): woah! it's a two for one deal!

Aphrodite (Galactic Republic): Welcome to the server.

nameless-npc (Generica II): Welcome to the IHSC, Book. We were just getting acquainted with your friend.

IGotABook (Avitria): Thanks.

IGotASword (Avitria): he's not much of a talker but he's a good guy!!!

Whatsamana (Earth Q): hey book...

Whatsamana (Earth Q): do you...

Whatsamana (Earth Q): ...wear glasses?

IGotABook (Avitria): ...? Yes?

Whatsamana (Earth Q): ah yes so it's that kind of duo *nod nod*

nameless-npc (Generica II): That sort of cliche, huh...

Aphrodite (Galactic Republic): Both of you please stop being ominous.

IGotASword (Avitria): what??? is it bad???

Aphrodite (Galactic Republic): Just ignore them. They like to call themselves "savvy" but they're both just idiots.

Whatsamana (Earth Q): oh! my heart!

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