It Would Be Great If I Could Be a Copywriter

"Ahem!"

With a dry cough, Su Chen felt that it was not an option to go on like this. Five pairs of eyes stared at him, and he had to say something quickly.

So he said seriously: "First of all, let's take a look at it. I think what online articles need is persistence. A stable update is the most basic. Only when the update is stable can you join this competition."

The two editors in charge, Bai Yu and Ming You, nodded repeatedly.

The editor-in-chief directly gave a tactical retreat.

Isn't this nonsense? The instability of the update is not enough for readers, so how can there be fans who watch it?

But considering that this was the speech of the big vampire, Editor-in-Chief Zhu opened his mouth, but did not interrupt.

Su Chen was frantically thinking about the writing experience of those bigwigs on the earth.

"Secondly, it has to be written well. With a stable amount of updates, if the text can attract readers, it is equivalent to taking the first step successfully."

"Yeah!" The two editors nodded like chickens pecking rice, for fear of missing a detail.

Then look at the editor.

He couldn't help another tactical fallback.

Isn't this still nonsense? If the writing is not good-looking, who will the readers care about you?

Why does this vampire only talk about superficial things and refuse to share a little of the real thing?

However, considering that this was only the first step of what the other party said, there should be two, three, four nonsense steps behind, so he held back abruptly and did not speak.

"at last."

Su Chen continued, "Only by combining these two points can you get good grades. This is my experience."

"Uh-huh!"

The two editors subconsciously agreed, and then suddenly realized.

"Gone?"

"Gone."

"But isn't this the first step?"

"That's right! It's enough to take the first step, and the rest is up to the individual. Haven't you heard the saying, 'The master leads the door, and the cultivation depends on the individual'?"

"Well, it seems to make sense..."

... What a ghost!

The editor-in-chief was almost convinced. He thought that the other party had been thinking seriously for so long, and what he said would be useful at least, but it is a truth that everyone knows.

It's like, you play a game, click on the strategy of the final boss level, and then the computer will show you a novice tutorial.

Guaranteed to make you spit out a mouthful of old blood on the spot, okay?

Wang Feng, the editor-in-chief of Fantasy, also frowned at this time, aware of the problem.

"Well, vampire, can you continue to share some in-depth experiences? These seem to me...too superficial."

"It can be shared, but I don't think it's necessary."

"Why?" The faces in the private room were confused.

"Because anything with depth is false. Internet literature is different from traditional literature. As long as you write more, your natural skills will come up, so I don't have any skills to talk about here."

Su Chen explained to them with an inscrutable expression.

An expression as calm as water, coupled with an unfathomable tone.

I was stunned to frighten a few people.

hiss--

Sure enough, the most powerful weapon is not to use a weapon, and the most powerful skill is to have no skill.

Especially Editor-in-Chief Zhu, just now he thought that the vampire was hiding from them and refused to tell them. Now that he heard this sentence, he suddenly had an epiphany.

It turned out that the other party's profound understanding had long surpassed everyone else!

It's just so meaningful!

This is the master of web writing.

Great wisdom is like a fool, great wisdom is like a fool!

A true master does not need any technical talk.

I only saw the first floor just now, and then I only thought of the vampire as the second floor, but in fact the other party is on the fifth floor!

The editor-in-chief was in admiration.

Not to mention the others, they all lowered their heads, contemplating the connotation of Su Chen's words, with very serious expressions on their faces.

But in fact, Su Chen is the fifth floor of a fart, he was just talking around in circles just now.

It's not that he doesn't need it, it's that he doesn't have it at all.

If he has something to say, he has already said it.

What about pretending to be profound.

It's still the same reason.

Handling, handling.

understand, understand.

It's a bit pretentious, but fortunately, I finally fooled a few editors.

So while a few people were contemplating and savoring, he hurriedly escaped the golden cicada: "Okay, everyone stay here and meditate slowly. Now it will be two o'clock in more than ten minutes. I will go to the home court first."

He was about to leave the private room, but Editor Zhu stopped him again: "Wait a minute, vampire!"

"What's wrong?"

"It's like this. After the event officially starts, the authors who are the objects of our awards will all need to give speeches on stage. I'll tell you in advance here."

"So, I have to speak, too?"

Su Chen almost cried.

Good guy, I thought it was the end after fooling five editors, but who knew it was just the beginning.

Will I have to fool all the authors present when I speak later?

Hey, this difficulty is not ordinary.

"Well, but I think what you just said is very reasonable. Don't be nervous when you are on stage, just say what you just said." The editor-in-chief.

"Fine."

Su Chen has already simulated the situation in his heart, how to turn on the fooling mode in front of hundreds of authors after a while.

So he left the private room while thinking like this.

After Su Chen left, the people in the private room fell into silence for a while.

For some reason, when Su Chen said the phrase "Anything with depth is false", Editor-in-Chief Zhu felt that the other party's momentum had changed.

Mysterious, profound and experienced.

It's as if people like myself are elementary school students who are slow in arithmetic compared with him.

That kind of well-thought-out great wisdom really made him feel admirable.

In fact, it was almost the same. When Su Chen was talking nonsense, he regarded them all as natives from another world.

Shaking his head to let go of his thoughts, Editor-in-Chief Zhu ordered the two editor-in-chiefs to complete the follow-up procedures related to the contract, and then they can go to the home court to start the awards ceremony.

the other side.

There are a lot of people on the home court, even though there is still a while before the start time, the invited writers have almost arrived.

Su Xiaoxiao, who had just separated from Su Chen, looked up.

Looking around, they are all Mediterranean uncles, middle-aged fat men, and glasses men in suits and leather shoes... chatting and laughing happily with each other.

Occasionally, one or two young ladies pass by, all of which are rare species, and they are all female best-selling authors, they are rare.

So let alone a little girl like Su Xiaoxiao who doesn't look very old.

Long and cute like a doll, here is definitely the ultimate rare among the rare.

No, as soon as she separated from Su Chen, she felt that there were more eyes around her.

But the little girl was not afraid, she carried her bag generously, and followed what Su Chen told her to find an exclusive place.

She didn't even have stage fright at the sight of so many competitions, and she wouldn't feel uncomfortable at this gathering of writers, where the average age was over 30.

There was no wavering in her heart, Su Xiaoxiao even wanted to eat a chicken drumstick from the table beside her.

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