It Would Be Great If I Could Be a Copywriter

"Don't look at me like that. Even if you want to use fake breasts, you won't be able to buy them for a while now, so you can only use this to make a living."

Su Xiaoxiao smiled.

A smile as clear as an angel.

But the words that come out are like a devil.

How can there be such a sister?

Seriously providing props for women's clothing to my brother, and professionally making people feel scared.

Su Chen was almost flooded with question marks.

He felt that his current brain circuit couldn't keep up with Su Xiaoxiao's.

It's as if I'm still watching the children's channel, and the driver's license of A1 is down.

Old driver.

"No, that's not what I meant..."

For a while, Su Chen looked at the two apple-sized balls of paper, feeling a little speechless.

I thought that if I casually dressed in women's clothes, I would get over the humiliation after a while.

But now it seems that this is not the case at all.

Su Xiaoxiao carefully prepared clothes for her, a mess of cosmetics, and... there are some frightening fillers.

Thinking of this, Su Chen instinctively felt uncomfortable.

After all, he is a tough guy. For him, just thinking about such things as women's clothing will send chills down his spine.

What? You ask why not excited?

Nonsense, isn't it abnormal to be excited about women's clothing?

He is not a pervert!

And Su Chen wasn't too excited. He didn't just show women's clothes to himself. In the live broadcast later, he wanted to benefit millions of viewers.

It's like a public execution.

Especially after a wave of enthusiasm in the competition, almost as soon as the live broadcast room is opened, the popularity will remain above one million, and the number of online people is absolutely indispensable.

What the hell, no matter how perverted you are, you will definitely feel ashamed if you have so many people watching you in women's clothing.

Well, not too good to say the least.

Su Chen felt that when he put on women's clothes, he might want to kill him even more.

Just like Mr. Egg on the day of a certain event.

He took over the women's outfit with an unpredictable expression, but it's not over yet.

The little girl ran to her bedroom and rummaged through the boxes, and soon found him a pair of white silk stockings, an orange fake fur, and a small piece of soft silk scarf.

"White silk is also a special style. You can think of it as a men's style. The silk scarf is decorated around the neck and can cover the Adam's apple."

Su Xiaoxiao rubbed her chin, looked at the various small props prepared on the bed, and thought very seriously.

"Okay, it's almost the same in this way, brother, think about it, is there anything close to it?"

"I think it's a mask."

"Mask? Why?" Su Xiaoxiao asked in confusion.

"Because I'm ashamed to see people wearing these!"

Su Chen now regrets getting on this thief ship.

If he had known that it was such a professional women's clothing, he might as well have cultivated immortals and drawn manga by himself.

"Hey, brother, why are you so thin-skinned?" At this time, Su Xiaoxiao pretended to be contemptuous.

Being ridiculed by the little girl like this, Su Chen felt a little uncomfortable, fiddled with the fluffy silk scarf, and muttered, "Who knew you made it so professionally, it's a wig and stuffing..."

"You want to regret it?" Su Xiaoxiao frowned after hearing this.

Su Chen sneered and replied, "Of course not."

Talking without counting is not his style.

Usually Su Xiaoxiao likes to break her promise when she speaks, no matter what.

He felt that as an elder brother, he had to set an example for her.

After glancing at Su Xiaoxiao, Su Chen immediately picked up the sailor suit.

"It's just a skirt, there's nothing to regret."

After all, he directly put the short skirt on his head, trying to pull it down and put it on his body.

Then.

The short skirt was caught directly on the shoulders, like a shawl.

"???"

There was a short skirt around her neck, and she couldn't smooth it out no matter how hard she stroked it. Su Chen felt that something was wrong, and she couldn't think of a reason for frowning, so she subconsciously cast her questioning gaze on Su Xiaoxiao.

I saw that the other party looked at him with question marks on his face as if he had seen a ghost.

For a moment, the two of them looked at me and I looked at you, with big eyes and small eyes, and neither of them spoke.

An embarrassing atmosphere permeated the air.

In the end, it was Su Chen who couldn't bear this weird atmosphere anymore, and said firstly, "I said, why can't I wear this short skirt you gave me? Is it still too small?"

With an extremely serious tone and an extremely serious expression, Su Xiaoxiao was stunned in place.

This was the first time she felt that her brother's brain was flawed.

Looking at Su Xiaoxiao with a wonderful expression inexplicably, after tugging at the short skirt around her neck to no avail, Su Chen raised her head, and seemed to find a trace of... pity in the other's eyes?

It is not appropriate to say that it is pity.

The surprise mixed with confusion is like the eyes of caring for the mentally retarded.

Su Chen has seen this kind of look before, Kazuma looked at Akuya, and Shen Yong looked at Lista, all with the same look.

mmp what do you mean?

Don't look at me with that look!

Su Chen felt that the current atmosphere was very boring.

The scene was once very embarrassing.

After a long time, in this strange atmosphere of dead silence, the other party finally spoke.

"Brother..." Su Xiaoxiao took a deep breath, "You are really hopeless."

"???"

"Don't you know that skirts are meant to be worn from the bottom up?"

"..."

Su Chen petrified in place, dumbfounded.

Not so strange knowledge increased!

Well, before the live broadcast even started, he had already started to have the urge to bump his head to death.

"Cough cough."

Coughing twice to forcefully cover up her embarrassment, Su Chen took off the short skirt around her neck with lightning speed.

He felt like an idiot.

"Give you three seconds, forget everything that happened just now."

After calmly warning Su Xiaoxiao, Su Chen resisted the embarrassment in her heart and the desire to kill her, and invited the little girl out of the room.

It's really embarrassing.

He needs to be alone.

Through the door, Su Xiaoxiao hesitated and said, "Brother, I really didn't expect that you, a writer who draws comics and writes novels, don't even know how to wear skirts..."

"Okay, don't mention it any more." Su Chen wanted to bang her head to death now, "Besides, I'm an old man, why do I need to study how to wear skirts?"

Thinking of this, Su Chen's confidence suddenly rose again.

Eh? yes!

I'm a man, isn't it normal that I don't know how to wear a skirt?

It's weird to know, right?

Su Chen who was thinking this way, the more he thought about it, the more he felt that he was right. He opened the door and wanted to argue with the little girl.

However, when he stood up, he suddenly stepped on a ball of paper.

The moment Su Chen saw the paper ball, he instantly wilted, like an eggplant beaten by Shuang.

I am a person who is about to dress up as a woman, what else can I say.

After staring at the women's clothing on the bed for a long time, he gritted his teeth.

Isn't it just changing women's clothes? Just now that no one is in the bedroom, Ollie got fucked!

in a minute...

In the quiet bedroom, there was the rustling sound of changing clothes.

Women's clothing only has zero and countless times.

On this day, someone fell into the abyss.

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