It Would Be Great If I Could Be a Copywriter

Time flies, two or three days have passed.

A week of happy fat house life is over, and Su Chen is also preparing to return to the leisurely work of the pastry shop.

The serialization of comics and novels is still going on, and the third chapter of "Death Note" has been updated, and the speed at which a new chapter can be updated every other day has amazed many colleagues.

At night, when she lay down on the bed, Su Chen stared blankly at the ceiling.

I am bored……

He turned on the tablet and swiped to post it.

Su Chen usually pays attention to very few post bars, except for a certain point bar, there is only one League of Legends bar.

Alas, Shuaibi's life is so simple.

Let's go to the starting point, he saw one of the most popular posts recently, which is such a content.

"I'm a fan of a certain author, but recently in that author's fan group, the author himself is not very bubbling, and I feel that we have completely forgotten our fans. The most terrifying thing is that he updates the text every day and keeps updating, and The red envelopes in the book friend group are also received in seconds."

Talented people from all walks of life responded to the post one after another.

"Good guy, blatant diving."

"What kind of author, such an awesome writer."

"Maybe this is the boss."

"The writer who rushed to the street said, book friend group? I don't even have that kind of thing."

"What group, can the host share it? There are still red envelopes?"

After turning over a few pages, Su Chen pondered for a moment, and came up with an idea at the bottom: "You can do this, send a password red envelope in the book friend group: I, xxx (author's name), will be changed tomorrow, women's clothing bet. This should be able to Let that author make complaints about it, if it doesn’t work, you can take a screenshot and force it to change.”

After a while, the host replied to Su Chen: "This idea is good, I'll try it right away."

After half a minute.

Su Chen suddenly noticed that there was a new red envelope reminder in the book friend group, so he switched to QQ and wanted to grab the red envelope out of habit.

Even if he is not short of a few cents now, but if there is a red envelope, if you don't grab it, don't grab it. Mosquitoes are meat no matter how small they are.

So he clicked into the book friend group, and he found that it was a password red envelope.

And the password of the red envelope is extremely familiar.

"I, Big Ghost, will change tomorrow, bet on women's clothing!"

"???"

Su Chen's hand that was about to click on the red envelope stopped instantly.

This is so... Isn't that what I just replied in the post bar?

It turns out that the author who dived all day was talking about labor and capital itself?

Switching back to the post bar page, he couldn't help but find the host just now, and asked in the middle of the building: "Well, host, the author you mentioned is a vampire, right?"

Landlord: "How do you know?"

"I am……"

Su Chen originally wanted to say that he was a vampire, but after thinking about it, the other party might not believe him, so he deleted the edited message and replied, "Because I'm also in that group."

"..."

After chatting with the host, Su Chen quickly returned to the book club.

Originally, he wanted to make a fuss and show his presence, but at this moment he noticed that the group had fallen into a rare cold group state! Moreover, the password red envelope just now shows that it has not been snatched yet!

Great opportunity.

This made his mind instantly active.

Take advantage of the lack of people to grab the red envelopes, and then withdraw them immediately. When you receive the money, treat it as if nothing happened.

right! Words don't count as long as they aren't seen!

Hey, I'm such a genius.

Su Chen was secretly proud.

Then, after waiting quietly in the book friend group for another two minutes, Su Chen moved.

Quickly click with your finger to send the password, and at the same time you receive the red envelope with a bang, swipe your thumb to close the window with lightning speed, and then press and hold to withdraw.

After a set of operations, it is as smooth as flowing water.

However, when he wanted to quickly withdraw the news, a sudden change occurred.

【Your network connection has been disconnected, please check your network connection again】

"Fuck???"

Su Chen was refreshed in an instant.

The whole person shuddered on the single bed, and got up suddenly as if he had been electrocuted.

His first reaction was:

It's over, it's not too early or too late, but at this time, those book friends in the group must have taken screenshots and started to mock themselves.

wdnmd.

Isn't your broadband a 100M optical fiber? How do you say the card is stuck? I don't see a network card once during the live broadcast.

At such a critical moment, the network cable actually dropped the chain for me?

He felt that today was a terrible day.

Old and unlucky.

Since the tablet does not have mobile data, after the network is disconnected, Su Chen can only switch to the mobile phone and continue to pay attention to the movement in the qq group.

But when he picked up the phone, he was shocked to find that the phone's network connection was also disconnected completely, leaving only mobile 4G.

Um?

Su Chen frowned.

In this case, it is as if the network cable has been completely unplugged, no wonder the tablet will get stuck.

After thinking for a while, he decided to go to the living room to check the network cable to see what went wrong. He said that there was nothing wrong with it.

Then.

Open the bedroom door and walk into the living room.

He just saw a sneaky pink figure squatting on the wifi and fiddling with it, behaving strangely.

Staring at the network cable in Su Xiaoxiao's hand, Su Chen had a solemn expression, and vaguely guessed something.

In just a moment, he was keenly aware of it.

That's right...Su Xiaoxiao is also in his book friend group, and has the title of administrator.

So... are you, a stinky girl, playing tricks on all of this again?

After realizing this fact, Su Chen raised his foot expressionlessly and started to walk quietly. Like a ghost, he quietly approached Su Xiaoxiao who was squatting in front of the wifi, and stood behind her without saying a word. Just staring at her from behind.

Since the living room was not lit and it was very dark, Su Xiaoxiao didn't immediately notice that Su Chen behind her was still concentrating on fiddling with the network cable.

However, that strange feeling like a thorn in the back made her panic.

About a few more seconds passed.

With a click, the network cable returns to its place.

"Finally inserted back!"

Su Xiaoxiao muttered softly, then took out her mobile phone, and after confirming that the network was restored, she was ready to leave contentedly.

However, the bright light of the mobile phone screen made her notice that there was an extra pair of large men's slippers beside her feet.

Su Xiaoxiao immediately panicked.

This, this... When will there be extra slippers!

ghost?

The plot in the supernatural novel was bumped into by myself?

The little girl swallowed with difficulty, turned her head tremblingly, bravely followed the slippers with the light of her mobile phone, and quickly saw Su Chen's ice-cold face in the darkness .

What, it's my brother.

Su Xiaoxiao breathed a sigh of relief.

It's not all about ghosts.

But wait, if the other party sees her little action just now...

hiss--

Her heart was trembling, and she no longer dared to think about it.

That seems to be many times more terrifying than ghosts.

Now she can only pray, the other party did not see her small movements.

"Yo, brother, when did you come, I didn't find out."

Pretending to have an expression and tone of ignorance, Su Xiaoxiao tried to get away with it.

Don't tell me, just looking at the acting skills, there is really nothing wrong with it.

It doesn't look like she is the good sister who just unplugged the network cable to entrap Su Chen.

However, Su Chen, who has been waiting here for a long time, has already seen all of Su Xiaoxiao's crimes.

At this moment, Su Chen stared at her, and suddenly showed an extremely abnormal smile: "How is it? Is the network cable plugged back in?"

"..."

That's right, it's more terrifying than ghosts.

The little girl shivered for a while, then forced a smile dryly, and tried to calm down: "Don't worry, brother, I can explain."

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