It Would Be Great If I Could Be a Copywriter

"Can."

Su Chen smiled even wider, and stretched out three fingers: "I'll give you three seconds to give you an explanation so that I can spare you."

"Uh..." Staring at Su Chen cautiously, Su Xiaoxiao said tentatively, "Well, did I accidentally unplug the network cable?"

"Two seconds left." Su Chen counted with a smile on his face.

"Actually, I really like reading novels written by you, brother, so I made this plan..."

Talking very fast, she gave a random reason, as if talking hot, Su Xiaoxiao raised her head, but met Su Chen with an expression of "I believe you a ghost".

"Hehe, there is one more second."

"Well, I really didn't mean it, brother, you shouldn't be angry, right?"

"I'll give you 0.5 seconds at the end."

"Brother, I was wrong! I was really wrong! I won't dare to do it again next time! Huh, huh." The little girl suddenly threw herself into Su Chen's arms, crying, and she didn't know if she was really crying or her acting skills were soaring of.

"Know it's wrong?"

"I know I was wrong."

"Do you dare next time?"

"Don't dare, don't dare."

"That's fine." Su Chen stretched out his hand and patted Su Xiaoxiao's head, "Wipe away your tears, to apologize, today and tomorrow, please come and help me type."

Su Xiaoxiao: "???"

Still have this kind of operation?

Tears were suppressed in an instant, and the little girl began to doubt her life.

Meow, you first drew comics, and now you write web articles?

I'm my younger sister, not the full-time expert next door! Hey!

A certain vampire book club.

"666, Gui Da has been fooled again, even if you dare to snatch it, I respect you for being a man."

"Indeed, I didn't expect to dare to grab red envelopes."

"Too grassy."

"Screenshots have been taken, waiting for an explosive update or women's clothing."

"+1"

"+2"

"+10086" A group of bigwigs cut out the picture with quick eyes and hands, and Su Chen wanted to curse people so skillfully.

"It's full of visual sense, but it seems like there will be a big change at the beginning of the battle?"

"..."

Flipping through the news in the book friend group, Su Chen was a little speechless.

Alas, a message sent out is like water poured out, once sent it can never be taken back.

What? You said it can be withdrawn?

But now it has been screenshotted by countless individuals, and there is no use in withdrawing it.

but.

Su Chen didn't panic at all this time, because she had reached an agreement with Su Xiaoxiao just now, so this time all the words were coded by her.

Of course, it's not a ghostwriter like a gunman, after all, Su Xiaoxiao's level is not enough to write a story like a house of horrors.

The specific process still needs Su Chen.

He read the main text according to the thoughts in his mind,

Su Xiaoxiao is in charge of typing on the keyboard and converting it into text in real time, just like a tool man.

It also happened to let her experience for herself how hard it is to be a web writer.

So, after arranging everything, Su Chen suddenly stiffened up, waved her big hand, and spoke confidently in the group: "Don't worry, everyone, I, a vampire, always keep my word when I say it, this time since I said I would One hundred more, tomorrow will really be one hundred more."

All the group of friends fried the pot on the spot.

"Is it true or not? Is Guida's seal going to be lifted again?"

"It's appeared! It's even more strange!"

"The 2333 password red envelope is the enemy of Gui Da's life."

"how do I say this?"

"You didn't know when you first came here. When Guida was a small first-level writer, his first explosive update was because of a password red envelope." The title of this group of big guys who taught Mengxin was "" This group of old drivers", obviously an old fan.

"666!"

"I came when I heard the explosion."

"Someone is playing games... what the hell! Will there be a hundred chapters tomorrow?!"

"Hundred watches again? Can the vampire's body take it?" A reader asked concerned.

"He's a vampire! An existence of immortality (manual dog head)"

Vampire: "Don't worry, your body is fine, because this explosive change will be completed by me and my assistant."

"assistant?!"

A group of readers grabs the point.

"So ghost, do you have any assistants?"

Su Chen Yile: "Of course, and this assistant is the administrator of the group."

Readers looked back tactically, calling for Su Xiaoxiao's id one after another.

"@最强女中dan, so you are the assistant?"

"Assistant Assistant, is it convenient to reveal the spoiler?"

"@最强女中dan, boss, let's have a private chat. I would like to consult the author's private life (insidious) in detail."

"I'm also quite a ghostly assistant! Are you still recruiting? My typing speed of a 20th-level pianist in Zaan."

"How much is your assistant salary?"

Assistant a hammer!

Seeing all kinds of Aite's own news in the group, Su Xiaoxiao went crazy.

Also, the last one, where does my wife get her salary? It's just the woo woo woo who made a mistake and was arrested as a white job.

"..."

For a while, the message notification sound ding-dong.

There is a happy atmosphere inside and outside the book friend group.

After notifying the readers of this matter and publishing a single chapter to fully implement it, Su Chen thought about it and decided to tell the editor in charge.

Anyway, we are also platinum writers, and strictly speaking, we can be regarded as a big boss at a certain point.

Generally, if big bosses want to make an update, shouldn't they discuss it with the editor in charge?

So, Su Chen excitedly opened the chat window with Ming You, the editor-in-chief of the Ghost Channel.

"Are you there, Mingyou?"

"Yes." Mingyou replied almost instantly.

As the editor-in-chief of an unpopular channel, he usually has nothing to do. There are only so many books in the entire channel, and there are very few fresh blood. Except for some old faces who come to him every day to ask questions, he usually doesn’t have much to do on QQ. It doesn't matter.

Sometimes I even chat with the author, and play a game of crossfire together.

This time, the only platinum writer on the entire channel, the vampire, took the initiative to contact him, which made Mingyou a little excited.

At the same time, he began to make various brain supplements in his mind.

The vampire came to find me, what could happen?

emmm, his horror house update is quite stable, the quality of the plot has not declined, and my recommendation has been arranged for him a long time ago...

Logically speaking, there is no problem.

Looking for myself at this juncture, apart from the possibility of chatting, there is nothing else.

Wait... Speaking of which... there is another possibility...

Could it be that the other party finally couldn't resist the pressure of updating the thirteen chapters every day, so he came to discuss the update with himself today?

Ming You gasped.

In just a moment, his brain was thinking a lot, just like a little Di.

If the skill of Brain Compensation can win an award, then the award won by Mingyou must be the most awesome award.

Su Chen never imagined that the editor in charge of the computer had already imagined no less than five possibilities in just two seconds, and had already simulated the blending of scenarios in his mind.

Now, with a crackling sound, he sent a line of words in the chat window.

"I'm no longer a human being, sir!"

Mingyou: "???"

...

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