It Would Be Great If I Could Be a Copywriter

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"So, uh, here's the thing, you read the second chapter of "Violet Evergarden", you feel very touched, you have mixed feelings, you decide to find someone to confide in, and then you trick me to the barbecue stand, and you Drank three cups first, and then got drunk right away?" Su Chen looked strange.

"??????"

After learning the truth intermittently from Su Xiaoxiao's mouth, Su Chen only felt ten thousand Arceus galloping.

This is too sloppy.

What?

So it's because Violet is so touching, you decided to come out to me and drink to release your emotions?

God, what an amazing brain circuit you are!

Su Chen was convinced by the little girl's actions.

Isn't it just a light novel?

And it's still the author or your brother.

Are you poisonous girl?

Meow, this is not the barbecue atmosphere I want at all!

"Hmm! Hey~"

The little girl nodded vigorously, and smiled innocently at him with her red face.

"Hey" size?

Do you think being cute can solve the problem?

Su Chen rolled his eyes wildly.

Then, staring at Su Xiaoxiao's silly and drunken expression for a while, he sighed.

"Xiaoxiao, you're drunk."

Although there is no memory of drinking with Su Xiaoxiao in his heart, Su Chen can tell just by seeing her current state.

This guy doesn't look like he can drink at all!

No.

It's also possible that she's never had a drink before!

That's why it's this virtue - it's very likely that this is Su Xiaoxiao's first time drinking alcohol!

The more she thought about it, the more worried she became, Su Chen stretched out her hand directly, intending to snatch the beer next to Su Xiaoxiao.

Can't let her drink anymore!

However, seeing that he wanted to grab the beer, Su Xiaoxiao stood up suddenly, hugged the draft beer to protect her, and shook like a drunken fist.

"What are you... hiccup... kidding? I'm going to get drunk?"

While talking, he exaggeratedly poured wine into the glass.

Staring at the overflowing white bubbles, Su Xiaoxiao was stunned for a moment, then began to giggle.

"Beer... I drink it... like drinking water..."

The little girl's exaggerated actions and tone made many customers at the next table couldn't help but look sideways.

ah--

Feeling all kinds of embarrassing gazes, Su Chen, who was sitting opposite Su Xiaoxiao, wished to bump her head to death.

"I really want to pretend I don't know her..."

After wiping his face and complaining to himself in a depressed mood, Su Chen still moved the chair and moved to the side of the little girl calmly.

Well, this way, we can stop this crazy girl before she does some weird moves.

"Okay Xiaoxiao, the drinking game is over." He tried to snatch the draft beer held by Su Xiaoxiao again.

However, the other party's small white hands were like strong chains, tightly grasping the handle of the draft beer.

"Well...I can still...drink!"

Holding the draft beer tightly with her left hand, taking advantage of Su Chen's inattention, Su Xiaoxiao picked up the glass with her right hand and poured it down with lightning speed.

Seeing the other party's snow-white neck raised like a swan, Su Chen's eyelids twitched wildly.

Good guy, all drunk, and still so agile.

Deliberately want to stop.

But seeing Su Xiaoxiao's very wild and unrestrained toasting posture, Su Chen was afraid that his actions would choke her, so he hesitated and gave up.

the other side.

Because she was drinking on an empty stomach, and in such a hurry, she drank another glass of cold beer, and the little girl was completely dizzy now, and she almost couldn't tell the difference between east, west, and north.

Well, even though she doesn't go out all year round, it seems that she can't tell the difference.

But none of that matters.

The important thing is that after drinking this cup, Su Xiaoxiao seemed to have reached a critical point, she tilted her head without warning, and fell into Su Chen's arms, breathing lightly.

The little girl only wore a pair of loose short sleeves and casual hot pants today.

At this time, she didn't know if it was because the beer was too cold, but her exposed skin felt a little chilly.

Like a large doll that feels icy.

Feeling the petite sister leaning on her body, Su Chen breathed a sigh of relief.

It can be regarded as calmed down.

If he drank any more, he was really afraid that Su Xiaoxiao would go crazy with alcohol.

Although it's bad to sleep directly at the barbecue stall now, it's at least better than being treated as a weirdo by being a drunkard.

but.

Today's barbecue is a complete mess.

And in the final analysis, it seems that the culprit for such a result is still his own light novel.

What a dramatic unfolding.

With the cool summer wind blowing, Su Xiaoxiao quietly fell asleep in Su Chen's arms.

After a while.

The waiter brother brought a large plate of meat skewers, as well as various meat tendons, lamb waist, oil sides, rib skewers and so on.

"Customer, the meat skewers you ordered."

The hot and spicy aroma rushed over, looking at a large pile of meat skewers, Su Chen asked, "Is that all?"

"No, that's not half of it."

The waiter boy replied, and then he looked at the sleeping Su Xiaoxiao, and couldn't help but say: "Speaking of which, your sister is really cute."

"Huh? How do you know she's my sister?"

"Because before you arrived just now, when I asked this little girl why she ordered so many lamb waists, she said that she ordered them specially for the idiot old man."

The little brother snickered.

"She also said at the time that men need to make up for this."

Su Chen: "..."

What a suffocating operation.

Just about to have an awkward chat with the smiling brother to change the subject, but unexpectedly, the little girl in her arms suddenly woke up.

Raised his head abruptly.

Say wake up and wake up.

There is no trace of defense.

Then, after spending three seconds in a daze, and another two seconds looking at the dining table with confused eyes, Su Xiaoxiao's first sentence was: "Where is my mouse?"

"???"

Su Chen and the waiter brother were stunned.

What mouse?

Do you think a barbecue stand is an Internet cafe?

I thought it was time to sober up, but I didn't think this guy was in a deep drunk mode?

"I'm sorry, she drank a little high, which made you laugh."

Embarrassedly waving at the stunned brother, Su Chen signaled him to go back and get busy.

However, just as the little brother was about to leave, Su Xiaoxiao, who was half asleep and half awake, stopped him.

"etc!"

The little girl said in a loud voice, telling the little brother to stop.

Against the two obvious blushes on her cheeks, Su Xiaoxiao snapped her fingers at the waiter brother.

"Please... give me a cup of mixed coffee."

"Well, we don't have coffee in our shop..." The little brother looked at Su Xiaoxiao, who had erratic eyes, and replied weakly.

"Well……"

After hearing this, the little girl lowered her head and pondered, not knowing how she made such an action when she was drunk.

"Then have a bottle of passion fruit from 1987."

"This...passion fruit...we also...really don't have..."

And there is no one in 1987 - the little brother added silently in his heart.

"What about the caramel macchiato? You should have this, right? If you don't have this, I don't want to drink it. Just bring me a matcha cheesecake." The little girl waved her hand, solemnly, Eyebrows frowned.

"Uh... none..."

I don't know if he was shocked by Su Xiaoxiao's aura, but the little brother's voice became smaller and smaller.

At the same time, he felt like crying.

This, this, this... Is this little sister really drunk or fake? Looking at the serious expression on her face, she couldn't be trying to play a prank to amuse herself?

"Neither this, nor that! How do you do business! Really! Do you know how to run a pastry shop?" Su Xiaoxiao was furious.

"Well, we are a barbecue restaurant..."

"..."

Well, it seems that I am really drunk.

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