It Would Be Great If I Could Be a Copywriter

Chapter 19: I don’t get through my handstand shampoo

"I am back."

   opened the door and Su Chen walked to the chair.

   Su Xiaoxiao had already moved to the back seat on his own initiative and exchanged positions with Su Chen.

   Su Chen came to the camera and glanced at the background of the game. Well, it was the hammer zombie level, so he glanced at the barrage again.

   Originally, he wanted to see how the barrage discusses the content of the game, but he didn't want to glance at it. Most of the barrage was refreshing:

   [Xiao Xiao was scolding you just now]

   [Xiao Xiao was talking bad about you just now]

   [Breeder, you were chewed by Xiaoxiao]

   This is just a stalk of Dou Sha, but Su Chen didn't know it, turned his head and looked at Su Xiaoxiao earnestly: "Did you talk bad about me just now?"

   Su Xiaoxiao: "???"

Su Xiaoxiao, who had already done something bad at first, was very flustered. At this time, she was even more shocked, pretending to be calm and said: "Who is saying bad things about you? The barrage is talking nonsense, so... you should start the game quickly. Right."

   "Well, forgive you for not dare."

   After reacting for a moment, and after figuring out that it was the barrage feature in the live broadcast room, Su Chen turned his head and was about to start the game.

   And when Su Xiaoxiao saw this, he sighed and laughed secretly in his heart.

   This is the beta version of the level, it's not just a level that can be cleared with experience.

  Especially the level of hammer zombies, the beta version does not only brush iron barrels, roadblocks and ordinary zombies, but randomly brush out all zombies.

   Like giants, ice carts, dance kings, and high nut zombies, they can all be spawned from the tombstone, and they move at a very fast speed. A little slower may lead to gg.

   So it’s absolutely impossible for me to pass the level!

   showed a smile with plans. In order to prevent Su Chen from going back, the little girl quickly confirmed: "Brother, is it right? If you lose this level, you will sing in the live broadcast alone?"

   "Yes, of course there is no problem, but if I win, we will sing together." Su Chen didn't realize the seriousness of the problem and answered casually.

   No one noticed even the barrage in the live broadcast room, and they were still cheering on Su Chen.

   What's more, even the Rockets were released.

   As usual, thanks to a wave of gifts from local tyrants from all walks of life, Su Chen opened a wave of quiz and prepared to start the game.

   It is worth mentioning here that most people don't know that Su Xiaoxiao secretly changed to a more difficult version. Basically 90% of the people bet that Su Chen will win and not lose a car.

   Seeing this, Su Xiaoxiao's little face was tangled, and she planned to make Su Chen cancel this quiz, because the audience was innocent, so that the whole person is equivalent to even those audiences are fooled.

   It will definitely be the end of the dog gambling, and it will be horrible.

   But after hesitating for a moment, Su Xiaoxiao hesitated to speak, and decided that since he wanted to punish him, he would punish to the end, and walked to the end.

   As for those viewers, she can only say sorry in her heart. It will be a pity to send some red envelopes in the live broadcast room after a while.

   On the other side, Su Chen didn't notice the rich micro expressions of the little girl. He has now concentrated on starting the game.

   From his point of view, the Hammer Zombie level is not difficult. With his hand speed and responsiveness, Su Chen is confident that he can easily pass the level.

   officially entered the game.

   The brisk music sounded, and several tombstones quickly appeared on the lawn in the dark night.

   These are the sources of zombies.

   Su Chen is ready to hammer.

   Next, according to his estimation, a few ordinary zombies will be spawned from the beginning, and they are still the slow ones.

   However, a catapult quickly appeared in the tombstone.

   Su Chen: "?"

   Then there is a dance king with a spotlight on and a ghost walking.

   Su Chen: "??"

   After hammering the first two to death, immediately afterwards, a fast-running ice car and a red-eyed giant came out together.

   Su Chen: "???"

   He will not react for a while, when will these unreasonable zombies appear in the tombstone?

   Shouldn’t it be only the three Tonglupu brothers?

   But fortunately, Su Chen's hand speed was not slow, and the mouse quickly clicked to bring down the ice truck and the giant.

   The barrage saw this, and it was also full of question marks.

   Even viewers who have never been in contact with Plants vs. Zombies have noticed something wrong at this time.

  【Wtf? ? ? 】

   [How can there be giants in the tombstone? 】

   [What the **** is the ice cart? Is this really Plants vs. Zombies? 】

【Who can tell me what's going on? 】

   [Did the zombie who drove the accelerator stomped to death? How can people play at such a fast speed? 】

   [I am dizzy, this is the beta version, right? 】

   Soon some experienced players noticed the details of the game.

   [Really, the breeder looks at the upper right corner! 】

   [Beta version? That particularly difficult version of dismissal? 】

   [One thing to say, I did persuade me to retreat, I uninstalled the game after I played the pole]

   Su Chen was wondering, he only noticed the barrage after he hammered a few messy zombies to death.

   He quickly glanced at the upper right corner of the screen.

  Beta5.40.

   Su Chen yelled and fucked.

   I said why it’s so difficult, it turned out to be the beta version for me.

   [When did I change it? Why didn’t I pay attention to it in the live broadcast room]

   [Isn't there a black screen for a while? 】

  【Grass? (A plant)]

  【Day! (A kind of celestial body)]

  【Gan! (Mystery Substance)]

   The audience finally realized the seriousness of the problem.

   [How can this elder brother win? 】

  【Cheating, cheating! 】

  【Sino Shino comes here and gets beaten! You lied to me fish ball stone hammer]

   [When you say that, I seem to have quized on UU reading www.uukanshu.com...]

   While watching the various barrage in the live broadcast room, while performing the abnormal version of the hammer zombie, Su Chen said without looking up: "Xiao Xiao, did you switch to the beta version for me?"

   "Hey—" Su Xiaoxiao laughed noncommittal, and did not answer the question directly, "Brother, if you concede defeat, take advantage of it now."

   Su Chen had a good time after listening.

   In fact, he really doesn't care what version this is.

   was surprised at first, and now he has adapted to the game.

   Long before the crossing, he had cleared Beta's Hammer Zombie and did not issue any cheating commands.

   The beta version is difficult or difficult, but this hammer zombie does not require any strategy, just completely eats hand speed.

   As long as the hand speed is abnormal enough, you can pass the level.

   It just so happens that hand speed and reflexes are what Su Chen is best at, and he can notice it as early as the LOL match to the leader.

   It's just that the protagonist of that game is Su Xiaoxiao, even if Su Chen's performance is very eye-catching, he is just a foil for his sister.

   In addition, the main perspective of the live broadcast is spiders, and most of the audience's attention is on Su Xiaoxiao.

   So now, my stupid sister, it's time for you to see the real hand speed of your brother.

   Orderly planted a Tombstone Devourer during the intermission of the game, and Su Chen moved his mouse again and again, hammering one zombie one after another.

   "It's okay, it doesn't matter what version is, let me say in advance, you don't have to worry that I will lose this game, if I lose, I will perform handstand shampoo for everyone, and I will do it." Su Chen said astonishingly.

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