It Would Be Great If I Could Be a Copywriter

Twenty minutes later, looking at the two big cardboard boxes in front of her, Su Chen felt like crying.

What kind of suffering is this damn... two big boxes of blades...

Others open the box with a joyful mood, but this time he opened the box, he probably has no other mood besides wanting to cry.

Open the cardboard box, inside are all kinds of strange express packages, big and small, basically sent anonymously.

Just open a package.

Inside the package was a beautiful gift box, beautifully tied with a ribbon, and an envelope was sandwiched outside.

Just like those Valentine's Day gift bags on Taobao, the red and pink ones should not be too bright.

Su Chen was taken aback by this unexpected contrast.

Hey?

Could it be true that as store manager Xu said, it was a small gift from a fan?

With this little surprise in mind, Su Chen first took out the envelope and looked at it.

There is a paragraph of handsome handwriting on it.

"Hello, Mr. Ghost, I'm a loyal fan of your novels. "Violet Eternal Garden" is really beautiful. This is a small gift I prepared to show my modest support."

At the end of a paragraph of text, three little red hearts were drawn with a red pen, and a simple facial expression was hand-painted, revealing a strong and lovely flavor as a whole.

Such a pleasing package...

At first glance, it was sent by my loyal female fan.

Su Chen was so happy that even the speed of removing the ribbon in her hand unconsciously increased.

Unexpectedly, a female fan sent me such a lovely gift.

This is so spalasi!

After tinkering for a long time, I untied the ribbon.

However, when Su Chen took a closer look and saw exactly what the so-called gift was inside, he was a little dumbfounded.

Inside was a thick stack of small paper packages, each with the words "medical xxx model surgical blade" clearly printed on it, and they were neatly stacked in the gift box.

In a sense, it's really pleasing to the eye...

However, what the hell is this shit?

What about the gift?

Open the gift box and show me this? I'm cracked!

After being depressed, after careful observation, Su Chen also found that there was actually a note pressed on the bottom of the gift box. If he hadn't flipped through it for a while, he might not have seen it.

Unfolding the note, there was a sentence on it that made him almost vomit blood.

"Author dog thief, you don't really think that I will send you a gift, do you? No way, no way?"

Unlike the vicious, grassy content, the text above is clean and handsome.

Judging from the handwriting on the cliff, it was left by the same person.

Good guy, this move of polar reversal really showed him off.

Sure enough, I thought this group of readers were cute... I was thinking too much.

This big box of gifts must be different types of blades.

The last inexplicable expectation in my heart disappeared.

Su Chen sighed and continued to open the box.

He is even considering ahead of time whether to open a blade specialty store to make a fortune or something.

Another hour passed.

On Weibo, Su Chen's brat account updated with a new post.

Laozi is the little vampire himself:

"Leijian Library has handed over everyone's gifts to me. It took an hour to unpack the package. The readers who left messages in the package, the author also checked one by one. Thank you for your support. The author has already felt everyone's enthusiasm! (I was so moved that I wanted to cry.jpg)”

A heart-pounding speech.

Those who didn't know thought that Su Chen was really moved.

But only he himself knows what kind of torture he went through during this hour of opening the box.

All kinds of mocking messages mixed in the package, as well as various types of blades, almost refreshed Su Chen's cognition.

For the first time, he felt that the workers who produce blades are really awesome, and they can make so many different kinds of blades.

mmp.

Is light the blade of a scalpel,

He has already received three different models, and he can definitely visit an exhibition hall to display all kinds of beautiful blades.

Except for high-end products such as surgical blades.

He also received different kinds of metal blades such as razors, eyebrow trimmers, paper cutters, utility knives, etc.

Dude, a whole blade award.

Even more outrageous, he sent him nail clippers, fruit knives, pencil sharpeners...

? ? ?

Is this him? It is very puzzling.

Are they all devils?

As long as it has a knife word, it will be sent. Do you have any misunderstanding about the blade?

Or, do you feel that the five elements are short of swords in your life?

I am!

Thinking back to tidying up the knives for a long time, Su Chen felt the urge to curse.

But that's not even the most irritating thing.

The most annoying thing is that this group of very troublesome readers left him various notes in the package.

The kind that can make him happy after watching it.

"In this world, there are no blades that don't need to be sent, Mr. Ghost~" This is a meme type of comment.

"Have you seen this big bag of blades? How should the second volume be written? The author must be a little bit in the dark." This is the type of crazy suggestion.

"Eat my razor blade! Humph, author, if you dare to abuse me, I will send you the razor blade."

"Medical surgical blades, two different latest models in 2020, no other meaning, Mr. Xiaogui can use them for pedicures..." This is the type of reason that makes people want to laugh when they see it.

In short, the different notes and comments from various fans can be regarded as adding a lot of flavoring to his unboxing session-the sand sculpture comments can always cheer him up, and there is nothing wrong with saying that it is a flavoring.

Especially the last one above.

God tm scalpel pedicure.

What the hell... I don't even know where to start talking about this.

Su Chen wiped his sweat.

And on his closely watched Weibo.

Many readers who successfully sent the blade saw that the author himself had posted such a "moving" post, and they couldn't help but ran to the bottom and started interacting frantically.

"Hope it's okay."

"Hahaha, it seems that you have received a gift from us."

"Hey, Teacher Xiaogui, I'm afraid I'm too touched (dog head)"

"This wave, this wave is less polite and more affectionate."

"Author, old thief, are you moved?

Author: Don't dare to move, don't dare to move. "

"Mr. Xiaogui likes the gift I sent so much? Then I will send more next time (laughs)"

A group of readers who successfully sent out the blades wrote comments in high spirits.

But there are also some fans who don't know why, and are puzzled by the comments of this group of people.

"What do you mean by sending gifts?"

No, one of the netizens asked curiously under the previous comment.

The floor master replied with a smirk: "It's nothing interesting, literally, it's just sending some necessities to Teacher Xiaogui."

"for example?"

"For example, razors, scalpels, utility knives, etc. are all very practical, don't you think?"

"???"

The netizen who asked the question was stunned.

wtf?

Are these things actually practical?

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