It Would Be Great If I Could Be a Copywriter

In a blink of an eye, so many replies came up.

That five-level number is also stupid.

This is so...

I just passed my mouth addiction casually, who knew that Mao Xuewang would really reply to me?

It's too shameful to let yourself keep promises or something, isn't it?

So this person stared at the phone and was silent for a while, then simply chose to play dead, and faced the ridicule from the majority of b friends, he kept silent, as if he didn't exist at all.

Facts have proved that playing dead is indeed very useful.

After a while, after the turmoil passed, no one cared about this floor leader anymore. Everyone was more concerned about this incident.

Now that Maoxuewang is here, he must express his opinion on this matter.

"By the way, Mao Bao, someone stole your picture!"

After that, the fans quickly seized the opportunity and reminded Su Chen on the spot, for fear that he would run away again if he didn't see the news.

"Oh, that's actually not a stolen picture, she drew that atlas." Su Chen.

"Ah? What's going on?" A group of fans were stunned when they heard this.

So Su Chen explained briefly, and made up a reason, saying that the line draft of the picture was by himself, and the main writer was the other party, and both of them belonged to the same studio.

Fan: "Fuck!"

So what the girl playing ball said was true?

The other party is not only a game anchor, but also a hidden big touch?

After a group of fans learned the truth, they screamed excitedly.

This development is too dramatic.

I thought I was a despicable picture thief, but I didn't want to be a hidden boss.

"right."

After briefly mentioning it in the reply, Su Chen formally posted a post to clarify, and by the way, also helped Wanqiu Ji to promote a little.

In an instant, Su Xiaoxiao, who was broadcasting live, immediately felt the rising popularity.

The local tyrants on board increased at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Seeing this, the little girl showed a smug smile.

Sure enough, just as she planned, the coup for gaining popularity is to be easy to use.

And on the other side.

shop.

After Su Chen finished the day's workload, she packed up and prepared to leave early after paying the bill.

As for the rest of the store closing and the like, I will leave it to Yinsha and Fengyu.

Because for them, closing the store is a very happy errand.

As soon as the lights are turned off and the door is opened, there are unsold bread and pastries left on the counter inside. You can eat as much as you want.

Then go back to the second floor, make a cup of coffee or something, and concentrate on drawing while drinking.

When it was almost time, I locked the door and went straight back to the apartment through the back door. I saved my dinner money and felt happy.

Even if you make desserts every day, your weight may suffer, but generally speaking, a girl's dimensional stomach can perfectly separate sweets.

So after such a long time, the two little girls have not lost any fat, and all their flesh has grown to where it should grow.

Just like Yinsha... Ahem, ball! Huge ball! Civilized watching!

Of course, the ball mentioned here refers to the spherical ball head that the opponent pierced today. It is just a very serious exclamation, without any other meaning.

"Please close the shop."

"Good teacher Maoxuewang, are you here today?"

"Well, I went to eat a bowl of snail noodles and then went home directly."

Humming a ditty, after finishing speaking, Su Chen really went to a nearby snack bar to spend a lot of money.

While sitting on the table waiting, he still had time to browse QQ for a while.

Speaking of which, he hasn't read the book friend group and author group for a long time.

That is to say, his title and platform status are too dazzling, otherwise he would have been kicked out long ago.

A certain platinum writer exchange group.

"Oh, I'm so troubled recently. Although the new book has been released, I don't know how to write a good introduction to the work." A user named "Author Dan Liu" sighed in a message.

Those who can get platinum, which one is not a master of writing,

Even if it is stuck at the introduction level, it is probably not a big problem.

After all, there will always be inspiration and ideas once things go smoothly.

So anyone with a discerning eye can see that this "author Liu" is complaining, but in fact he just wants to bring up a topic in the group and chat about the water group.

Others understood it well, but for a while, no one from these high-cold writers spoke.

After about half a minute, Sansan jumped out and bubbled.

"The introduction must be a bit of a gimmick." Sansan said maturely in the group, like a teacher lecturing, "For example: a woman walked into a hut where seven men lived in the woods. Medium. Some people must have imagined it, but it’s really just Snow White and the seven dwarfs.”

As soon as these words came out, the group was silent again for a while.

However, Sansan is one of the four emperors after all, so this topic is destined to be picked up by someone.

Otherwise, wouldn't it seem that people are very shameless?

Even if the other party looks like he wants to drive, but he doesn't dare to drive blatantly...

"Well said, Mr. San, I admire such a vivid way of expression." Immediately, another person jumped out to flatter him.

"Yeah yeah."

The author Dan Liu also repeatedly echoed, and then said: "But there is one thing to say, I can do it myself: a woman's husband is not at home, and seven men take turns day after day. Today is the woman's house-cucurbit baby."

"Can."

"You are too good (like)"

"Three big guys don't go to code and drive here? (Funny)"

"I was laughed at, thank you."

The topical discussions quickly made the group lively.

Platinum writers who dived were bubbling and complaining.

Men accounted for 90% of this group, and occasionally there was a fishy topic, and everyone was quite tacit about it.

And then, some people drew inferences from one instance, and based on Sansan's example, they played a few better ones.

"On campus, boys and girls rub their sensitive parts in broad daylight—eye exercises."

"It is plugged in by different people, and it will be plugged in for a long time, and it will get hot there - the socket"

"Lick it, suck it, and there will be a white sticky flow out - crispy ice cream"

"..."

automobile!

What a fast car!

Su Chen, who checked QQ with her mobile phone, couldn't help but have a weird expression.

What a mess in this platinum group, unexpectedly, in broad daylight, the speed of this car can hit the high speed.

Outrageous, outrageous.

Exiting the group chat, he was about to change his mind and look at something green and healthy, but he didn't want to, and Su Chen vaguely heard a conversation from the next table.

Judging from the sound, it should be a pair of young men and women.

"Have you gone in yet?"

"Go in..."

"Do you feel comfortable?"

"It's very comfortable, but the back is a little sore..."

"What about this pose? Is this appropriate?"

"……Um."

The conversation between a man and a woman caught Su Chen's ears completely.

"Fuck!"

He yelled in his heart.

This bloody conversation almost made him spit a mouthful of Coca-Cola onto the next table.

what happened?

Someone openly ghs in broad daylight?

What kind of horny man and woman is this? This is just a snack bar, Hun Dan! Is it really that outrageous?

So, Su Chen couldn't help but turn around and glanced at the source of the voice.

Then……

He just saw a young man squatting beside a chair, trying on a girl's shoes.

While helping her put on her shoes, she said: "Okay, then we will not return or exchange these shoes, as long as you are comfortable to wear, my dear.

"Uh-huh!"

Su Chen: "..."

Gan!

It's all the damn Sansan's fault in the group chat!

Not to mention, after eating this bowl of snail noodles, I will find a place to face the wall and think about it.

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