It Would Be Great If I Could Be a Copywriter

"It would be great if I could be a copy master ()"

A certain vampire book club.

"xdm, I can't do it anymore. After the year, the company laid off employees and laid me off. Now I'm unemployed, and I'm with my girlfriend, and I can't pay back the mortgage and car loan... Is there any way to get money without threshold speed?"

"??? Isn't this a book club?"

"A special group for chatting with book friends, referred to as book friend group."

"Why do you have a girlfriend? The administrator please kick me, thank you."

"The minister seconded the proposal!"

"That's not the point, is it?"

"Brother, you were also laid off by the company? What a coincidence, so did I."

Someone suddenly began to reply seriously.

He is a user with a low level of group chat, and at first glance, he belongs to the perennial diving party of the book friend group.

However, this person joined the group very early, almost an old fan.

However, if you have sharp eyes, you will spot it.

This person came out a long time ago when "Dou Po" was finished, and he was the one who taught the group of friends seriously how to face the coach in the second exam.

The great god of whole life.

However, the brother who asked the question didn't care about these at all.

"Ah, sympathy for each other, brother, is there any way to get money faster?"

"Yes, do you want to hear it?"

"Of course!" The person who asked the question said without thinking.

So the great god started:

"Making money is really not as difficult as you think, the key lies in whether you can use your brain..."

OK!

Meet someone who understands!

To make money, you have to use your brain!

The person who asked the question saw that what the great god said was so logical, so he naturally planned to keep taking notes.

The Great God continued: "...just now the table next door got too drunk and was fighting, it was quite lively..."

"Um, what does fighting have to do with making money?" The man was confused.

"How could it be okay! This is an opportunity!"

"...Guess what? People are playing lively, I stick my head over, knock a wine bottle over, and 10,000 RMB will be credited to my account immediately."

"【picture】"

At the end of the story, there is also a screenshot of a WeChat transfer of 10,000 yuan.

The note on the remittance party clearly stated, "Brother, let's keep it private and don't call the police", which is exactly the same as the situation described by the master.

"To sum up, this is what I can teach you. How to make money with your brain. How much you understand depends on the individual." After the master said this meaningfully, he waved his sleeves and left the scene silently.

The person who asked the question: "..."

What kind of shit is this damn using his head to make money! (fall)

The group chat began to boil uncontrollably.

"6666."

"Good guy, I'm direct good guy."

"Well, a simple and crude way to make money, and well-founded, convincing (Fog)"

"Really? Make money with your head."

"Wonderful!"

"Coincidentally, I have a friend who did the same thing before cerebral palsy."

"Upstairs, the friend you mentioned...is it yourself?"

"It is recommended that brothers who are short of money practice it immediately, and it is best to take out a few more insurance policies, so that they will not be accompanied by a stable profit."

When discussing the topic of making money with your head in a cheerful atmosphere in the group, there are actually some serious book friends who are serious about helping the previous people solve their problems.

Some suggested changing jobs and changing companies, some suggested transitioning to working as a worker, some suggested buying an eDonkey to deliver food, and some suggested learning from the group leader to write novels...

In short, in this fast-paced society where materialism is rampant and people are indifferent, sand sculpture netizens are still very warm to each other.

With all kinds of different suggestions, the young man who was laid off also found his own new direction, which made the group of friends very pleased.

As for the great master who used his head to make a lot of money before, after creating another unique skill, he entered the diving state again.

After the episode.

In the group of book friends, the topic changed, and they had a rare chat about Yang Jian.

"Does anyone know what Gui Da will write in his next book?"

"It's already March now.

The students are all back to school. "

"Why, the book shortage is in a hurry?"

"Didn't vampires say that they pick hot topics to write in the comments?"

"Ah, please tell me what the current hot reviews are?"

"Let's say light novels have the most likes, science fiction is second, suspense is the third, and after the fourth, there are no serious comments." Someone kindly posted information.

Indeed.

Now the Chinese New Year is over, even in March, and the vampire is still working, showing no signs of interacting or wanting to open a new book.

What kind of laziness is this?

A group of book friends were already in a hurry.

But Aite couldn't call out this old pigeon no matter what on QQ, so there was nothing he could do.

It's like you can never wake up someone who is pretending to be asleep.

If the vampire is determined to take this opportunity to be salty and coo, then no matter how much the book friends yell, it will be useless.

He is now the "faking sleeper".

"So when will the new light novel be released?"

"You should ask: Is the new book still out?" someone corrected.

"The current author doesn't come out to make a fuss, talk about a new book or something, it's just like s."

"Vampire, god of pigeons!"

"This wave, this wave seems to be asking readers to vote to decide the subject of the new book, but it is actually looking for excuses to delay the time. Even if the result comes out, he can use the research of the new book as an excuse to continue procrastinating."

"The truth is 2333 upstairs, the vampire is on the fifth floor."

"Oh, I don't know if I will be able to get a new book from Ghost University in my lifetime..." The book friend who was waiting hard sighed.

Sudden.

"@vampire, in? When's the new book?"

"Don't be stupid, vampires won't talk to you, he's a cold bunch."

"I know, but I just want to try..."

"Your attempt is meaningless~"

"Old Qing Gang is gone."

Talking and laughing.

Su Chen, who accidentally noticed that his phone vibrated, also took time to look at the book club.

Then he woke up like a dream.

Damn, I completely forgot that the book will be opened at a certain point! Forget it!

That's right, no one has come to remind him of the editor or anything these days.

Su Chen, who was busy planning and supervising two animations, almost forgot about a certain new book... No, it should be said that she had already forgotten.

At this time, I glanced at the group of book friends that I haven't read for a long time, and it was the words that awakened the dreamer.

Vampire: "Damn, I've been too busy recently, I completely forgot about the new book..."

He posted a message in the group.

In the group chat, he was suddenly blown up by the group leader.

There was a strange silence for a few seconds, and then the message exploded.

"Fuck? Who is this? A new book friend?"

"The vampire actually spoke?"

"To be honest, I thought something happened to the author. I haven't responded to the news for so long."

"Is this the author's ghost?"

"In front, vampires are obviously immortal!"

"Gui Da seems to have passed the New Year too comfortably, forgetting everyone (crying loudly)"

"The author is great, please update, mom has been waiting for a new book for a long time!"

"Labor and capital punch a male mother!"

The scrolling speed of the news is like lightning.

Su Chen was dazzled by the sight of the person involved.

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