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"Is that so? How about I call you big brother? Big brother!"

The maid looked familiar, and took advantage of the opportunity to buy a cute one, which made Su Chen unavoidably roll his dead eyes.

Obviously, this maid is definitely over twenty years old.

Although in terms of age, there's nothing wrong with him being called Big Brother... But generally speaking, it's the way a little loli should be called, right?

A little sister calls herself like this, and she feels very disobedient.

"Big Brother! What do you think?"

"Okay, it's up to you."

Seeing that the more the maid yelled, the more she spoke, so he didn't say anything.

——Anyway, I just had a meal, and I just came to the maid cafe on a whim. It is estimated that the number of times I heard the maid calling me would not exceed five times in total.

Indeed.

In the manga exhibition, he was immersed in the fanzines of various great gods, and he was still hungry at this moment.

After taking a sip of the lemonade brought by the maid, Su Chen began to order.

However……

Soon he showed a confused look.

"???"

Who can tell him.

What's up with this outrageous menu?

Su Chen browsed the menu, his eyelids twitched, and he couldn't even maintain his signature dead fish eyes.

-menu-

[Miss Maid's Passionate Omurice (You can choose the shape of the sauce) - 45 yuan]

[Curry made by my sister (hot taste) - 50 yuan]

[Tsundere Disciplinary Committee's special flavor ramen - 40 yuan]

[Fried sweet potato cooked by Her Royal Highness—40 yuan]

"..."

What the hell?

This kind of thing that was bought for ten or twenty yuan outside, would charge forty or fifty here?

wdnmd.

Shout out to Big Brother twice, act coquettishly, add a bunch of dazzling decorations to the recipes, and then even the food has to increase in value?

He looked up at the maid with complicated eyes.

The latter tilted his head slightly with a smile, as if listening attentively.

Not only that.

Even more outrageous is yet to come.

[Enchanted tree juice 28 yuan, sparkling water 28 yuan, fifteen night 28 yuan]

Good guy, this is more expensive than the passion fruit milk tea in his own shop.

And the drinks on the menu...

The first two have specific names and he can barely guess what the third thing is, but he has no idea.

"Excuse me, what is this... Fifteenth Moon Night?"

"Yeah, well, this is coffee, big brother~ I hope you can cheer up every night, as happy as watching the moon with your family on the fifteenth day!"

Su Chen: "..."

Then he meow just write about coffee!

He had the urge to flip the table.

This Nima can’t tell it’s coffee from the picture at all, and I know it’s not a serious raw material, but I added a series of adjectives rich in b characters, and it’s blatantly sold for 28 yuan!

Is there still Wang Fa?

Is there still a law?

Fortunately, I am not short of money now.

Otherwise, if I were replaced by the previous self, I am afraid that I would have found an excuse to slip away.

By the way, the first one in the drink column is ordinary juice, and the second one is ordinary soda.

"Brother, have you decided what to order?"

"not yet……"

Su Chen resisted the desire to complain and said.

"I recommend this one to you—the curry made by my sister! I made it myself, big brother!" The maid pointed out her finger and recommended it to him.

And very dedicated, directly recommended the most expensive meal to him... Good guy, this service spirit is too good.

But speaking of the name...

It really made him lose his appetite at all.

"My sister made it herself... Sorry, this reminds me of some unpleasant memories..."

Su Chen sighed, recalling the fear of being dominated by the little girl's hellish cooking skills.

"Eh?"

The maid was taken aback for a moment, and then responded quickly: "How about this one,

Big brother? Miss Maid's love omelet rice, I will also decorate sauce patterns for you..."

"It is also recommended to pair it with Her Royal Highness's fried potatoes! The bond between the princess and the maid will make the food more delicious!"

Su Chen: "..."

Well, this also has a bond bonus, why do I look like the top of the cloud when I eat a meal.

"Forget it, just do what you said..."

Being led by the nose, Su Chen still surrendered.

After the maid nodded vigorously, she relayed to the back hall: "Master has ordered, one each for Omurice and Princess Potato!"

"..."

Then, after ordering another drink on the 15th Moon Night, Su Chen felt that it was almost enough to spend so much money for a meal.

"Oh, really..."

After the maid left with the menu in her arms, Su Chen couldn't help but sigh softly.

It's just that the price of ordinary omelet rice, fries and coffee is more than 100. Does he think it would be better to report it after eating?

But this idea also flashed in my mind.

While waiting for the food to be served, he took out the purchased fan works and looked through them for a while.

Then, less than ten minutes later.

"I kept you waiting for a long time, big brother, the meal you asked for is here."

"Ah, thank you."

Seeing that the maid brought the meal just now, Su Chen just wanted to move his chopsticks, but suddenly saw an acquaintance walk in at the door.

No... To be precise, it should be a group of acquaintances...

One after another, a group of young men and women walked in, the leader was Yuzu, and the group behind Su Chen was also very familiar, and they should all be editors of Leijian Library.

He never thought that people from Yuzi and Leijian Wenku would come to this kind of store.

Su Chen hurriedly put on the colored glasses calmly, then pretended to be nonchalant, thinking about how to get away.

If you wear a hat or scarf indoors, it will be more eye-catching, and it is precisely because of this that he stays put.

——It’s rare for a person to go out for a stroll. He doesn’t want to be caught by the people from the Thunderbolt Library. Not to mention a lot of reminders and stalking, if he is found here, he might startle the crowd and cause a commotion.

It's not that Su Chen is complacent. Now his fame is not much more than that of a star king. If his appearance is accidentally leaked, it will undoubtedly be very troublesome.

"Okay, it's cat-patterned sauce!"

"...Besides that, there is also the mysterious spell of the maid - let's make it delicious~ let's make it delicious~ Congratulations, big brother! The omelet rice has been injected with a spell!"

The maid is performing hard.

Su Chen's eyes twitched.

What kind of spell is this?

Can it also coax children or dead houses?

Really, the sense of shame is so high that it explodes.

Su Chen raised his forehead.

After dismissing the dedicated maid, he tasted the expensive food for the time being.

Then roll your eyes.

hateful……

What a maid love, the princess cooks herself...

This is clearly a cooking seasoning packet, and ordinary French fries, right?

And this fifteenth night...

The description is so poetic and picturesque, but the taste is actually not as good as a quarter of the blended coffee made by store manager Xu.

If you go to any store, you can probably buy five such packages for 100 yuan.

Too lazy to pour cold water on...

After a simple full stomach, before Yuzu and others noticed him, Su Chen quickly wrapped up his hat and scarf, and left the coffee shop silently.

"Thank you for your patronage! I will come again next time, big brother!"

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