It Would Be Great If I Could Be a Copywriter

"It would be great if I could be a copy master ()"

Someday in mid-August.

Sunny noon.

Xia Fan packed up the counter and coffee machine on the first floor, and planned to go upstairs to take down the bento he had prepared for lunch.

And it happened that Yinsha Fengyu's two daughters also came down from the second floor.

"Hey, are you two going out?"

"Well, let's go to eat. There is a newly opened Japanese food store nearby, which is very good... Xiaofan want to go together?"

"No, I've already prepared a bento..."

Xia Fan shook his head.

Moreover, it's noon, how can there be no one in the store to watch the store? Although the passenger flow is always bleak to heinous, but still can't be passive and sabotage.

"Alright then, sisters, let's go first~"

The second daughter said so, then turned her back to him, stepped on her high heels, and left talking and laughing.

As the rattling sounds faded away, and finally the old-fashioned doorbell rang, Xia Fan knew that the two of them had gone out.

After going to the bathroom, he washed his hands, went to the second floor, and took out the bento that he had prepared from his locker—a dish that looked like a platter, with meatballs, egg rolls, and tempura inside. , ham and so on.

I am used to the sweets in the store, and it is inevitable that I will look forward to the salty food.

——This is probably the voice of every employee working in a pastry shop.

Humming a ditty, he took out the bento box, and then casually pulled out a weekly magazine that was placed behind the studio door, planning to go downstairs and prepare a cup of peach oolong milk tea for himself to enjoy with lunch.

Ah, although this scene has been repeated many times, there is always a subtle sense of happiness.

He thought so in his heart.

Then, he took out a weekly magazine and was about to go downstairs...

Xia Fan suddenly showed a confused expression.

He found a strange thing behind the studio door with the magazine column.

Something fell between the cracks in the doorway, it was a rectangular, thin book wrapped in a pure white book cover.

Subconsciously picked up the book, the moment he saw the cover clearly...

"This, this is..."

Xia Fan's tone was surprised.

He held the book in one hand and studied it carefully.

This... how to describe it.

first.

Two men are drawn on the cover.

The two-dimensional aesthetic style of painting, the two men are almost in their twenties, very handsome, too handsome, too handsome, so handsome that they exude a Mary Su flavor.

But none of that matters.

Because, the two men on the cover are disheveled, their eyes are blurred, they are in the position of the wall and the wall, and their movements are quite ambiguous...

The offense is clear. (cross out)

Of course, in the eyes of Xia Fan, who is also a man, this action has already caused him various discomforts.

This should be a doujinshi.

And it is a mysterious work without a signed author.

Xia Fan judged so.

Then.

On the book cover, the words written in elegant fonts should be the title of the doujinshi.

"Let me take a look..."The Boss I Want"...the gentle protagonist, the story with the young CEO...Tags: Loyal Dog Gong x High Cold Shou..."

"...What the hell is this!"

Xia Fan was dumbfounded.

The overall look has a feeling of selling meat, anyway, it should be the Danmei in the doujinshi...

Because he is a man, he has never seen these things, so he can only guess from a layman's point of view.

"Why does this thing appear here?"

Xia Fan was at a loss.

He took the doujinshi in his hand and observed it for a while, and was about to return it to its original place. When it was none of his business, suddenly, the door of the studio was pushed open.

"Ahhhh!"

Xia Fan let out a series of exclamations as if he had done something wrong and was found out.

And at the very moment, he used the fastest speed to stuff the blushing doujinshi into his clothes and hide it.

"Xiaofan? So you are here on the second floor."

"Huh? What's the matter with you? Why are you like the little brother who just stole the little yellow book?"

Su Chen and Su Xiaoxiao walked into the studio together.

This happens from time to time—if Bilibili is not busy, the two will occasionally come to the store for a while during their lunch break.

"Haha no, teacher don't need to worry about it, I just want to get a bento, then go downstairs and eat while looking at the shop."

Xia Fan wiped off the inconspicuous cold sweat on his forehead, and said with a smile on his face.

——Hiss, it's too dangerous.

If he is seen holding that kind of thing... I'm afraid it won't directly kill him socially.

Especially the people who came were Su Chen and Su Xiaoxiao, his two most respected teachers.

Fortunately, stimulated by the desire to survive, I hid it with lightning speed, otherwise it would really crack.

Like a stiff robot, after Xia Fan greeted the two, he hid "Boss I Want" in his clothes and fled the scene.

As a result, Su Chen, who passed by him, suddenly smiled elusively, as if he had seen everything, and said to him in a low voice behind him:

"Xiaofan, I don't mind. I understand boys when they are old... But, don't be so blatant, just read the little pornographic books at the door of the studio."

"..."

Since Su Xiaoxiao was still present, Xia Fan, who couldn't argue with each other, could only nod without tears, and silently took a big pot on his back.

Now, even if I jumped into the Yellow River, I can't wash it off...

"Huh, when you have a chance, put this thing back."

After reaching the first floor, Xia Fan carefully took the book out of his pocket, without even looking at it, and stuffed it directly into the drawer under the computer.

As the saying goes.

The most dangerous place is the safest.

This seems to be a very obvious office drawer. In fact, except for him who checks the store here every day, no one else will use it.

After completing this series of smooth operations and confirming that no one has noticed, Xia Fan finally breathed a sigh of relief.

He planned to finish his meal, and then go upstairs to put the things back when Su Chen and Su Xiaoxiao left the store.

Contemplating the plan of "returning things to their original places", Xia Fan also began to think carefully when the panic gradually receded.

Recalling the cover of "Boss I Want" in his mind, he was so shocked just now that he patronizes and has not reacted...

Now that I think about it, who does this weird doujinshi really belong to?

It doesn't look like the people in the store will have it!

He arranged and analyzed the faces of the members in his mind one by one.

First is Xu Wenchang, the former store manager, then the current store manager Su Chen, Su Chen's younger sister Su Xiaoxiao, then the two teachers in the baking and mounting workshop, and finally the assistants Yinsha, Feng Yu, and myself.

Of course, it is impossible for each of these people to be suspected.

Uncle Xu Wenchang has not come back from abroad, ruled out.

The two backroom teachers never entered or left the manga studio, and they were also excluded.

Then there is myself, um, excluding myself, this must not be forgotten.

In Su Chen's case, the other party is a man anyway, and he is also the current boss of Bilibili, so he has no motive at all, to buy Danmei doujinshi, right?

...Naturally, it must be ruled out.

Therefore, the three people with motives should be Su Xiaoxiao, Yinsha, and Fengyu.

He is sure.

Generally speaking, only girls will read Tanmei doujinshi, so the culprit is definitely among these three motivated women, which is a classic plot of choosing one of the three.

Detective Jun Xia Fan opened his lunch box while thinking.

The scent that hit his face refreshed him.

All in all, solving crimes is not something that ordinary shop assistants should do, let alone a painter.

What Xia Fan is looking forward to now is for Su Chen and Su Xiaoxiao to go back quickly, so that the studio can be vacated, so that he can return Mimi's belongings to their original places.

Otherwise, when Yinsha and Fengyu come back after eating, I'm afraid I won't have a chance to return the book in the next afternoon.

And, having said that...

Said to be danmei.

In fact, that thing is not a taboo ○○ product, is it?

After a long time.

After eating, Xia Fan suddenly thought curiously.

Curiosity made his heart itch, he looked left and right, and after confirming that there was no one around, he gently opened a corner of the drawer, took out "Boss I Want", and carefully flipped through it.

"Calm down..."

Looking at the two "intimate" men on the cover, cold sweat broke out on his forehead and he was short of breath.

At the same time, I repeated silently in my heart, "Just to confirm whether the content is healthy, I don't really want to watch it" and so on.

The content inside is no different from ordinary comics from the beginning.

However, after a "foreplay" scene, starting from a certain page of the doujinshi, two big men began to lie on the bed indescribably.

? ? ?

Ah this...?

What's the matter with this strange picture? !

Xia Fan was startled.

It turns out that the theme of danmei...does it also have carnivorous ones...

Strange knowledge added!

Not good not good.

This is really bad.

Such black-smelling reading materials actually existed in the store, which made his mind in a mess.

In the midst of chaos...

"Dear Xia Fan! Did you take a good look at the store?"

"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

The sudden greeting sound startled him so much that he almost missed it.

That lovely face was full of panic, and the screams were like those of a dying person.

Xia Fan glanced in the direction of the door.

It turned out that Yinsha and Fengyu who came back from dinner pushed the door and walked in, greeting him.

"Sorry, it seems we're not coming back at the right time?"

History is always strikingly similar.

The keen Yinsha noticed Xia Fan's unusual reaction, and with a knowing smirk on her face, Yinsha joked.

Put away "Boss I Want" skillfully.

Xia Fan felt that he was unlucky.

"Sister Yinsha, don't worry about it, I'm just doing vocal exercises--in other words, you came at the right time, and the teacher and Xiaoxiao are also upstairs."

"Oh, really?"

After Yinsha heard this, she and Fengyu went upstairs quickly.

Watching the two girls go upstairs, Xia Fan felt a little uncomfortable.

They came back very early.

It exceeded his expectations.

In this way, wouldn't I have no chance to return "Boss I Want" today?

"Damn...whose reading is this!"

Xia Fan became irritable.

Among the three suspects, the one with the most otaku atmosphere is naturally Su Xiaoxiao...

But the other party has never even chatted about works on this subject.

She is a house girl but not a rotten girl, so the suspicion is very small.

Not to mention Yinsha's words, she usually looks enthusiastic and generous, and she doesn't seem like someone who would do something like hide corrupt books.

As for Feng Yu, it seems that the other party is only interested in reading materials on secondary school subjects.

No matter how he put it, he couldn't imagine how Feng Yu would look at DanmeiXX doujinshi with that serious expression.

The other party has only watched "Guild Crown" and "Accelerated World" recently!

"It can't be done, I'm pulling the switch."

A lot of brain cells were burned, and the reasoning completely reached a dead end, Xia Fan collapsed on the table with a headache.

In this case, the last resort is to hide the books here first, and return them after the store closes at night, returning "Boss I Want" to its original place.

As for the criminals, if you don’t see them, you can pretend nothing happened after returning them to their original places, so it’s better not to think about them.

Having made up his mind on the battle plan, Xia Fan has already made the mental preparation of "sneaking in after closing the store".

Um……

About half an hour later, Su Chen and Su Xiaoxiao left the store and returned to the company.

Xia Fan went upstairs to take a look. The two women were sitting on their seats without moving, and there was no blind spot in the studio, so he had to wait until the store was closed and come back to implement the battle plan.

An apprehensive afternoon passed.

Since it is August, the days are long and the nights are short.

It wasn't until six o'clock that Yinsha and Fengyu wanted to finish their work.

Xia Fan, who saw this scene, was exactly what he wished for, and as soon as he got up at six o'clock, he completed a series of procedures for closing the door, checking out and closing the store.

"Then, Sister Yinsha, Sister Fengyu, see you tomorrow."

"See Xiaofan tomorrow!"

"See you tomorrow."

The three parted at the door of the store and returned to their residences.

Xia Fan deliberately pretended to have the same attitude as usual, returned to the residence normally, took a bath slowly, changed into a set of inconspicuous clothes, and then turned back to the shop.

This is also what he did intentionally, deliberately controlling time.

Otherwise, if you turn back too quickly, what should you do if you encounter someone who forgot to take something?

But.

When he walked around to the back door of the store and was about to open it and sneak in, he was dumbfounded.

"No, can't you?"

Looking at the unlocked back door of the shop, he was talking to himself in a daze.

——Before he left, he confirmed that the door was locked, and now someone opened it, which means that there must be someone who turned back to the store.

And he chose to go through the back door with a guilty conscience...

What does this mean?

It means that the people in the store are most likely criminals!

When the prisoner discovered that the important reading material was missing during the day, he kept his face on the surface, but in fact he was panicked to death, so he decided to come to the store to look for the "Boss I Want" at night when there is no one there after the store is closed.

Thinking from the perspective of a prisoner, Xia Fan felt that he had gradually glimpsed the truth of the matter.

There are nothing more than two options in front of him now.

One is to keep calm and watch the changes, and wait for the people inside to leave before going in to return the books.

The second is to satisfy my curiosity, go directly to the hard solo, and find out who the prisoner is by the way...

So, there is no need to think about this special meow?

It's a pure man, decisively choose the second one!

Xia Fan gently opened the door, like a secret spy lurking in the enemy's base camp, and carefully began to search for the prisoners in the store.

According to him.

The prisoner will definitely be very anxious at this time, looking for it in a panic in the place where the books and periodicals were lost, that is, the studio on the second floor.

If you go directly to the second floor, you can probably see the true face of this prisoner.

Thinking so in his mind, Xia Fan went upstairs cautiously without making a sound of footsteps.

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