It Would Be Great If I Could Be a Copywriter

"It would be great if I could be a copywriter (

One day after Christmas Eve.

Today is a working day in January, and there is nothing special about it.

But because Su Chen came to the magic city to attend the Bilibili event, so he planned to find a friend from the magic city to meet him.

In the evening, he came to Mr. Dan's apartment to find him.

Mr. Dan is lying alone under the stove table, showing the latest animated movies while editing the manuscript of the novel with the document page of his notebook.

Although, in the eyes of others, this behavior is undoubtedly lazy...

But to be honest, this is an indispensable part of novel creation.

Mr. Dan is now constructing a new idea and a new outline for the special content of "Listen to Dad".

The idea is just a flash of inspiration in your brain.

It's not something that can be produced by cheering up, getting into work, or sitting in front of a computer and pondering.

Don't underestimate the writer's burden.

A bright idea in creation often comes to light when you relax your mind and engage in work that has nothing to do with creation.

For example, when playing games, when lying on your stomach before going to bed~www.wuxiahere.com~, when you are in the tub...the inspiration "duang" came at once, and I was caught off guard.

So for creators...

It is also very important to play and roll around lazily every day like a cat.

This is true, well, absolutely not deceiving.

The eggs in the room are always like this now.

When a person opens the codeword page while watching a movie, he can do two things with one heart, just like a shit-shell man.

"Hi, Mr. Dan, I brought you some good things."

"Good thing? Rich lady's phone book?" He raised his head.

Su Chen: "..."

Ignoring the egg manager whose opening was full of slots, he changed his shoes and walked straight to the table and put a fine wine bottle in his bag on it.

"Distilled alcohol?"

"Yes, on New Year's Day, the company's subordinates gave it to me, and I brought it here to share."

"Oh... it's really rare."

Looking at the gorgeous and elegant English letters on the wine bottle, Dan always stopped his work and took up the wine bottle to look closely.

This kind of Su Chen, every time he comes to him, he can bring him some high-end gadgets.

In this distilled spirit, he has never drunk this kind of packaging.

The most eye-catching font on the bottle body is "".

Seeing this, the egg guessed: "Is brandy inside?"

"Accurately speaking, it is apple distilled liquor, apple brandy... Do you want to taste it? You can add it to a drink when you can't finish the rest."

"Yes, want to drink." Egg always swallowed and replied.

I don't know why this action seems inexplicable.

Su Chen showed a black-bellied smile.

"Look at you, greedy fellow, with such a longing expression."

"Don't, don't be kidding, I don't show any longing expression..."

"It's still stiff, you obviously hold that thing with your hands."

"I, how can I—"

"Don't be aggressive, you can't stand it anymore, right...?"

As the lines of the two became more and more strange, the atmosphere gradually became anxious.

"Ah...what are you doing? I don't seem to be here at the right time?"

Hearing the stunned third party's voice, the two people who were too deep into the play turned their heads and saw that the big brother Sansan appeared unknowingly at the door of the room.

He has the key to the egg head apartment, and he came to the appointment today. Unexpectedly, it was the scene of the female channel wife who just came in, which made him smack his tongue.

Su Chen stood up and said heartily to Sansan, "I'm practicing the role-playing of ghosts and animals. This kind of role seems to be very popular with girls, and it should be useful to the creation of Mr. Dan."

"Are you talking about a rotten girl?"

The corners of Sansan's eyes twitched, and Mr. Dan said in surprise, "Is there such a thing? I thought you were really here just now..."

Su Chen: "..."

Really do you treat me as a **** fencing lover?

"Tsk tusk, it seems that the egg should always be affected... I like the offense of the president so much." Sansan teased.

"Your Tucao is really the same as before, both sharp and grassy."

The egg always restores a serious charm.

"Speaking of which, what's the situation on your side?"

"Busy to arrange the annual meeting for the new year." Su Chen.

"I am thinking about copyright planning and adaptation." After Sansan finished speaking, he asked Mr. Dan the same question.

The latter showed a bitter face: "It's totally impossible...I can't hold back the content of the special code that the editor said. I don't have any ideas at all. I want to cut the next book."

"Chief Dan is guilty of old problems again." The two sighed in their hearts.

Dan always did not object to this fact, and slumped on the table with a wry smile.

——A full-time light novelist is really more tired than a full-time online writer.

"Then let's find something to change our mood." Su Chen could not help but suggest.

He came here today, mainly for chatting and wrangling.

The three of them are innocent old children. Every time they met, they would chat and play some small games, or play cards.

"I naturally accept the opinions of Director Su Da." Sansan said that he had no comments.

President Dan also sighed, slowly got up to tidy up the used computers, and then sat opposite the two at the stove table, meaning that he also accepted Su Chen's proposal.

"In this case... I think about it..."

Su Chen thought for a moment and said.

"Everyone is a creator... why don't you come to play turtle soup? You can exercise your mind."

Turtle soup.

The so-called situational guessing game, also known as the level thinking game, is a kind of intellectual reasoning game.

The rules of the game are simple.

As the question maker, one party proposes an incomprehensible event, a puzzle.

Participants in guessing can ask any questions to narrow down the scope and find out the real reason for the story.

But there is another rule-the questioner can only answer "yes" or "no" when faced with the guesser's question.

Relying on this process, the guesser gradually draws his thinking closer to the logical thinking of the person who asked the question, so as to get the real answer that the person who asked the question did not expect.

To give a simple and well-known example, like this:

The topic was: A boy walked into a restaurant and ate turtle soup and asked the chef if it was real turtle soup? The chef told him that he could not be wrong, and then the boy committed suicide. why is that?

Then, the guesser can ask "Did the chef tell a lie?" or "Is the boy suicide because of the taste of the turtle soup?" This type of question can only be answered with yes and no questions to deduce the truth of the matter.

Of course, the general rigor of sea turtle soup will abandon a certain degree of terror, and terror will sacrifice a certain degree of rigor.

It's like this classic topic.

Guessers continue to ask questions.

Finally came up with the answer:

The boy went out to sea with his father, and encountered a storm in the middle of the journey. As he died, his father used his own meat to boil him a bowl of soup and lied to him that it was turtle soup.

In the end, the father sacrificed himself to save the child's life. Many years after the boy was rescued, he went to the restaurant and ordered a bowl of real turtle soup. He happened to find that it was not the taste at all. He immediately understood the truth of the year and committed suicide.

the above.

If the guessing party can finally deduce the truth of the event within a certain question, it is considered a victory for the guessing party.

Because it doesn't need props like Monopoly Flying Chess and Poker, Turtle Soup is no stranger to the three of them. Basically, they will play every time they meet.

Taking out a few original topics can be regarded as a disguised divergent thinking ability, which is only good for writing.

"Okay, let's play."

Egg Sum Sansan agreed.

Seeing this, Su Chen issued the order: "Then, whoever thinks the question first will give the question, and the question is limited to 15 times."

Upon hearing this, the two fell into thinking at the same time.

After about three minutes, the egg always raised his hand first.

"I'll come first..."

"Xiao Ming played LOL at home. He killed 20 enemies in one game. His record was super **** and he never died, but he suddenly showed an upset look. Why?"

"Because there was a power outage at Xiao Ming's house, right?"

Su Chen and Sansan answered in seconds.

The egg was always shocked, shocked in place, his facial muscles twitched.

"Ah, how is this possible?"

"I guessed it without asking a question!"

"Don't you have mind-reading skills?"

"..."

Su Chen smiled at Sansanxiang, everything was silent.

"Harm...Although this is a mentally handicapped problem that is so bad that it is not as good as a brain teaser, but as an egg, I always think about an appetizer for three minutes. It is barely qualified..."

"Is that all? Really, every time it's a bad problem production master, I've long been used to it."

The two always sneered at the egg.

Chief Egg: "..."

Damn it, worthy of being a vampire and Sansan, md actually saw through his problem in less than a second.

Although he was very upset, he was helpless.

After taunting Mr. Dan, he paused for a while, and Sansan then asked the question.

"Next I will come up with the question."

"The style may be a bit curious... I suggest you go to the bathroom as soon as you are timid."

Hearing this, Mr. Dan suddenly stood up.

"Then... I'll go to the toilet, haha..."

Su Chen: "..."

Thirty-three:"……"

After waiting for an old coward to go to the toilet, the game enters the listening stage.

Sansan stated his topic:

"The man was in a normal spirit, but he waved a knife on the boat and chopped off the hands of many people one by one... Please reason about the problem."

"???"

Su Chen was taken aback for a while.

"It's gone?"

"Gone."

"This is too inexplicable, isn't it?" Dan always sat in the VIP spraying position, and said depressedly, "How can you guess this information? Spicy chicken dung problem!"

"If you want to play, go out." Sansan glanced at him faintly.

The latter said angrily: "This is so clearly my house...how do I get out..."

When the two hurt friends quarreling, Su Chen has already begun the deduction process.

First of all, we must determine the background of the story, which is very important for the turtle soup game.

"Is this a scene of war?"

Sansan shook his head.

"Is this an act of seeking revenge or resisting when being sought?" Mr. Dan also began to ask questions.

Sansan shook his head again.

"Ah, this?" The egg is always a little unable to think, "This is neither mental illness nor motivation... Then why is he hacking people? You have a bug in this topic, right?"

"Guess it yourself!" Sansan said coldly, and didn't give Dan always a good face.

The latter began to concentrate on thinking, and that appearance was much more serious than the appearance of code words.

"Are men a killer?"

"No."

"Then... is a man's job related to cutting people?"

"No."

"Is there a reason why a man must hack someone?"

"Yes."

After being denied one after another, Su Chen finally got a positive answer, and Su Chen had a clue.

"Is this reason due to environmental factors or force majeure?"

"Yes it is."

Sansan gave an affirmative answer again.

President Dan suddenly tapped his palm as if suddenly realized.

"I know!"

The eyes of the two men couldn't help being attracted by this guy's behavior.

Dan always stood up confidently, and answered: "This man is in the game, right? Doing tasks in the game to chop off someone's hand, maybe it's a horror game."

Sansan was taken aback for a while, as if surprised by the opponent's outrageous brain hole, and then replied: "No, you guessed it wrong, and it made me the author of the question feel outrageous after hearing it."

"..." Mr. Dan's smile solidified on his face.

Su Chen suddenly had an idea.

"Wait a minute, Sansan, you repeat the question."

"No problem..." Sansan was like a ruthless repetition machine, "The man is in normal spirit, but he waved his knife on the boat and cut off many people's hands one by one..."

Without waiting for threes and threes to finish, Su Chen had further thoughts: "The ship you mentioned...could it be that this external force refers to the shipwreck that occurred at sea?"

"Yes!" Sansan smiled heartily.

"Shipwreck...?" President Dan once again showed a dazed expression~www.wuxiahere.com~ Then maybe..."

"Yes, it's close to the answer." Su Chen continued to ask, "Are there many people who suffered a shipwreck?"

"Yes."

"Are some people rescued, and this group of people, including the man who was still beheading someone?"

"Yes."

"Your story case, has there been a similar case in history?"

"Yes, and it's the Spring and Autumn Period in "Historical Records"."

The hands were spread out like three or three surrenders, and Su Chen was already in control of the victory.

"I know!"

"I'm afraid this is how things happened."

"... There was a shipwreck, and the man was on the lifeboat, but the lifeboat has reached the maximum number of passengers."

"Many drowning people are still swimming over, trying to catch the lifeboat."

"In order to prevent the lifeboat from overturning, the man had to cruelly cut off the outstretched arms of the drowning man one by one..."

"The correct answer is indeed you."

Sansan applauded admiringly.

"In fact, there are some trivial and trivial settings that are not mentioned, but they are already very powerful. You won this round."

Su Chen added with a smile: "By the way, the story you just told, in addition to the battle between Jin and Chu in the Spring and Autumn Period recorded in the Historical Records, also happened when the neon Yamato battleship sank. ,The same thing."

——The answer is indeed a bit horrible, but breaking through common sense is not too difficult for creators with wild imagination.

Sansan kept nodding in Su Chen's explanation.

The egg always slapped his tongue.

Although he almost guessed the result, he hadn't reached the point where Su Chen could expand to such a detailed level.

I can only clap and shout 666 together.

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