It Would Be Great If I Could Be a Copywriter

　　 Su Chen and Mr. Dan just sat on the same bench, and no one talked to anyone.

　　 The former was afraid of being recognized and kept a low profile, while the latter simply didn't want to talk to the male public enemy.

　　Dandan’s general sexual orientation is normal.

　　 You said that if you change a big beautiful woman to sit next to him, it is estimated that he has already started to show his male qualities, but he is a handsome guy next to him, there is nothing other than envy and jealousy, as for the conversation, there is nothing to say.

　　 It's just that, Mr. Dan secretly glanced at the peaked cap a few times, but he didn't know what was going on, he felt more familiar with it.

　　 But after thinking about it, he felt that it was not a problem to peek at people like this. He still couldn't see anything. So Dan always picked up the phone and started to send messages to the vampire.

Mr. 　　 Dan: "Vampire, have you come to this sports center, I have already arrived."

　　 Edit the message and click Send.

　　 Then, Su Chen's phone rang on the side.

"Ok???"

　　 probably thought it was a coincidence, Dan always glanced at Su Chen in surprise.

　　 But he didn't think too much.

　　 After all, a vampire cannot be such a handsome young man in his twenties. This should be just a beautiful coincidence.

　　 As for Su Chen, he was looking through his mobile phone and was low-key. When he heard the QQ prompt, he switched to the QQ chat page.

　　 After opening it to see that it is Mr. Dan, he typed and replied: "I said yesterday that I don't want to go... By the way, you are at the sports center? Isn't it time to start yet?"

　　 Then.

Yes, that's right.

　　 As soon as he sent the message, Mr. Dan's cell phone rang next to him.

"Ok???"

　　 This time it was Su Chen's turn to be surprised. He pressed the cap and glanced at Mr. Dan quietly.

No way?

　　 Such a coincidence?

　　 This qq prompt sound...

　　 Anyone encountered on the street of the magic city is Mr. Dan?

　　No, no, no, it must be because of me.

　　 Su Chen comforted herself in this way, but she kept her eyes on her hand and turned the phone's prompt tone to mute.

Mr. 　　dan: "It’s early, usually this kind of activity has to go ahead of time. I’m sitting on the rest bench in front of the sports center now, how about it? Would you like to change your mind and come together?"

　　 Fuck!

　　 After seeing that, Su Chen almost shook his hands and threw the phone on the ground.

　　 Is this the rest bench at the entrance of the sports center? Isn’t it the same two people are sitting on now?

　　 Come on, needless to say, this old man sitting next to him is sure to be the egg, right? Really hammered, okay?

　　 It’s just that this wife is a coincidence.

　　 Even with this probability, Su Chen felt that today would be a good day for Krypton Gold card draw.

　　 So Su Chen's brain was messed up for a while, and he had no idea what to do with the current situation.

　　 Go up to the showdown and say hello?

　　 No, it would be troublesome to let the other party know who you are.

　　 But it seems that sooner or later, the result will be the same?

　　 That or, now quietly sneaking away?

　　 doesn’t seem to be good either...

　　 And this old man took a few glances at himself just now. It's not because he saw the phone page, he has begun to suspect that he is a vampire, right?

　　 Calm down, calm down.

　　 Su Chen calmed down secretly.

　　 In the end he decided...

　　 Just say hello or something. It’s still not certain that this old man is 100% Dan Zong himself. If he admits wrong, would he be embarrassed?

　　 So Su Chen prepared to further confirm the identity of the other party.

　　 After completely mute all the prompts of the mobile phone, Su Chen tentatively sent another message to Mr. Egg.

　　 At the same time, he pricked his ears, listening to his old brother's phone.

　　 Vampire: "Today's Feng'er... It's very noisy."

　　After typing and sending.

　　嘀嘀嘀——

　　 A message alert sounded on the phone of Mr. Egg.

　　 There is it! Preliminary tests have already had results.

　　 But it's not over yet. In order to avoid the occurrence of coincidences, he plans to say this directly to the brother next to him, and then observe the reaction of the other party, so that he can finalize it with one blow.

　　 A stranger on the street can speak the same conversation as your chat page, which can definitely be confirmed with Mr. Dan.

　　 Looking back at Dan Zong, I came to the QQ page and found that the vampire actually said such a foolish sentence, and then slowly typed a "?" on the spot.

　　What is this?

　　 The wind is noisy? Cipher?

　　 Is this person's thinking so out of reach?

　　Dan always expressed doubts about the sudden awkward chat of vampires.

　　 But then I thought about it again, and Mr. Dan frowned and felt that things were not so simple. Vampires are also a great god. Sending such a message may be expressing a mood to himself.

　　 Well, it should be the artistic conception in this sentence, right?

　　 Actually, Su Chen didn't have any mood at all, it was just a sentence from Blind Jill, just to see his reaction to the code.

　　 However, this will always be contemplative, working hard to make up for it, and at the same time he is thinking in his heart how he should take this sentence.

　　 Feng'er...noisy...

　　 I have to say, the vampire's artistic conception level is really high.

　　Dan always sigh.

　　 In this case, do you have to use the same handsome sentence back and forth to him?

　　 So, it's coming, respond to him with very artistic words!

　　 After thinking for a long time, Dan always was about to type a reply, but he heard the young man next to him suddenly speak.

　　 "Today's Feng'er is very noisy..."

　　 With deepness in the melancholy, and with some temptation in the deepness, the youth around him suddenly spoke with an elusive mood.

　　 Not so cold, just like a deep male protagonist in an anime.

　　 I don’t know, I thought he was an old drama player, the kind of acting that can play anytime and anywhere.

　　 Of course, normal people are more inclined to regard this kind of person as a neuropathy.

But Dan always obviously doesn't think so. He has been immersed in it just now, thinking about the connotation and artistic conception of this sentence. This will cause him to hear the stranger next to him on the radio wave, and his mouth grows up in shock. Open your mouth and answer in a deep voice.

　　 "But ~www.wuxiahere.com~ It's just the wind, it seems to be crying..."

　　 Then...

　　 "???"

　　 Su Chen was stunned.

　　 Originally wanted to test the old man next to him, who would have thought that the other party would connect the stem directly?

　　 Are you, why?

　　The taste is so great?

　　 Do you want to get into the drama so deeply?

　　 So the atmosphere immediately began to become awkward and anxious.

From the perspective of passers-by, it is as if two strangers sat there well, and then suddenly it started-one of them said something inexplicable, with a melancholy expression like a loss of love, and the other A person came with an inexplicable answer equally deep.

　　 The whole scene is full of inexplicable atmosphere.

　　 Embarrassment and sand sculpture index are already overflowing.

　　 After a suffocating silence.

　　 Su Chen wanted to take the initiative to say something, so he turned his head to look at Mr. Dan. It happened that Mr. Dan was also looking at him dumbfounded at this time, with stumbling syllables in his mouth.

　　 "You...are you...you are..."

　　Dan always stared at Su Chen's face at this time, his tone of voice was eating, as if he had seen something incredible.

　　 Su Chen smiled knowingly.

　　 Good fellow, you finally recognized yourself.

　　 In this way, all the pains I have just done is not in vain.

　　 That's right, I am a vampire!

　　 "...Could it be that... you are... the breeder of the shark?"

　　Dan always stared at Su Chen's face under the cap, and at the end he deliberately lowered his voice, for fear of being heard by others.

　　 "???"

　　 Su Chen's smile solidified on his face.

　　……