It’s Hard To Be A Bad Cat

Adults have evil tastes that cannot be underestimated.

Specifically, after the first episode of the "Echo" feature video was shot, the one-stop service of forwarding comments and liking from users and netizens was fairly average.

However, the most viewed video was the black cat fishing the cub with its tail, which was repeated several times.

Regardless of the fact that users and netizens use the large size to act decently for children, I hope that every child can grow up well, and don't encounter darkness and danger, and don't obliterate courage and determination.

Behind him, he secretly drove the trumpet, watching the children always fail to catch the cat's tail, and then laughed so hard that he even edited a short video of ghosts and animals.

With the tail to the left, the child who moves to the left like a silly fathead, and the tail to the right is a child who moves to the right like a silly fathead.

Move left and right, move, and add electric melody.

Look, happiness for adults is that simple.

——It’s too much, why so many children can only touch the tail of a cat, it’s so...beautiful~

——Upstairs accidentally told the truth, but this is too cute, I like the cat.

——This chubby black cat has a high appearance rate. Is it someone's pet? Is there any Amway?

People look at cats a little blindly, especially black cats, which have fewer features and always feel that they are easy to hit the same model.

The most famous story is that the host’s black cat ran out to play. After dark, the host was anxious and went out to find the cat to go home. After a few days without incident, his cat had enough play and went home and saw the host hugged him. With another black cat, angrily broke the screen window and rushed in to squeeze in front of the owner.

One left and the other right, which one do you want?

As a result, the real cat and the fake cat were in front of him at the same time, and the owner really couldn't tell the difference, so he could only raise his guilty conscience and raise them together.

Huatang is also a member of the unremarkable black cats. There is no variegated color, and the black is authentic. The only characteristic is that the Huatang is more round.

She has a rounder face and shorter legs, and Huatang's body is not too big. As long as she can't pull herself into fritters, Huatang looks round and round.

Coupled with the fact that the weight is stepping on the danger line of being overweight, it is so easy to remember that Huatangyuan is such a special black cat.

So, soon some netizens responded to the question and enthusiastically gave the link to Huatang’s live broadcast.

Although the frequency of Huatang's live broadcast is not high recently, the previous broadcasts can still be watched, especially the Vertigo Hypnosis version of the first live broadcast, which is especially friendly to new audiences with insomnia.

After seeing it for two minutes, I was too sleepy to open my eyes.

Both children and small animals can relax people's mood, and the picture of the two together has the effect of one plus one greater than two.

In order not to disturb Song Xuan and the rest of their normal life, the official account of "Echo" and other organizations linked with it have deliberately controlled the number of topics about children in comments or messages.

After all, the more you talk about, the easier it is to reveal the children's information. If you encounter some abnormal adults to block the children, it will be bad.

Most users and netizens understand it very well. Not disturbing is their best protection for their children. Correspondingly, there is no problem talking about Huatang.

Especially when many netizens discovered that Huatang was still a prototype of the emblem pattern holding a baby bottle, out of love and support for the original creator, they also opened a topic for Huatang, and many messages were blowing rainbow farts to Huatang.

The only bad thing is that the platform of this topic is not like "echo", you can read it out with a single click. Huatang swipes to her avatar area, but she doesn't know what she swipes one by one, so she steps on her paws back and forth anxiously.

How can the villain not hear flattery?

Huatang, who has always been too lazy to read, and now still too lazy to learn, thinks of the hard work of an artificial voice assistant, so she goes directly to Bai Hefei.

It happened that he was at home these few days and was blocked by Huatang.

Just waiting for Huatang to squeeze in through the window and prepare to use Bai Hefei's computer to make him a voice translator. Bai Hefei was still in a daze on the chair in the study, holding his face and wondering what he was thinking.

He stretched out his front paw and waved it in front of Bai Hefei. Huatang looked at Bai Hefei who was empty and did not respond, and pressed the tip of a single ear.

Is this, finally stupid?

Huatang continued to push Bai Hefei, but still didn't respond, until he pushed the arm that was holding his face away, making him almost unable to sit still, the pigeon big was surprised that Huatang was coming.

"Huh? Huatang, when did you come?"

Bai Hefei was still thinking about other things, went to the refrigerator to get milk out to pour a glass for Huatang, his expression was still a bit erratic.

The black cat looked at Bai Hefei in shock, holding two cups filled with apple cider vinegar, then turned and left.

Obviously, in Bai Hefei's current state, even if he is a voice translation assistant for Huatang, it is estimated that more than half of them are wrong.

Huatang refused.

The black cat squeezed out from the small window again, turned his head to watch Bai Hefei continue to be in a daze at the table, seeing that there was no other problem except for being silly, and then stepping on the catwalk to leave.

Following the patrol route, Huatang walked a large circle around the Kyushu community, and found that besides Bai Hefei, there is really no second person in the community who can be her voice assistant now?

At this point in time, children like Yao Xiaomiao and Jia'an are all in school. Professor Wang is too old to see things easily. Gu Yusheng has good eyes, but he also has work to be busy. In addition, he is always bullying. The pigeon is out of state.

After Huatang made a circle, he returned to the small restaurant.

After jumping to the second floor, he pushed aside the sweet shrimp that was eager to try to play with him, and lay his paws on Gu Yusheng's quilt, becoming serious with bitter and bitter enmity.

This world is really too difficult for an illiterate cat.

I wanted to hear Rainbow Fart, but I couldn't find anyone who could help her read it out.

After tapping the unsatisfactory screen twice with his claws, Huatang unilaterally condemned the APP software development team for not working hard, and then threw away the bite ball and let the sweet shrimp chase and play, spreading on the folded quilt and turning into a cat cake.

After a while, the black cat circled into a circle on the untidy quilt, pressing the tip of his tail.

The left and right paws alternated, Huatang decided that the last one to stop was the left paw, so she dialed the video and asked Ye Yulan to read it for her. If it was the right paw, she would find a way to read.

The real evil cat has to be ignorant and unskilled, and it is too troublesome to read the words. Huatang can only temporarily make the evil cat standard a patch version.

The game of chasing the tail is really fun. Huatang spins on the quilt and stays happily after playing the sweet shrimp. Wait, what did she want to do just now?

Continue to throw a bite ball and let Sweet Shrimp play by herself, Huatang stretched out her claws and took the tablet over. After unlocking, she was ready to start literacy.

No way, Ye Yulan and Huatang talked about literacy before, but the black cat pretended to be fooled by her innocent face. Now even if Huatang asks Ye Yulan to read for her, she might have to mention literacy again. Thing about it.

Evil cats also want face.

Looking left and right, I am sure that Gu Yusheng will not go upstairs now. There is no one on the second floor except Sweet Shrimp. Huatang clicked on the video that Ye Yusheng had collected for her before, and she was worried about keeping the sound to a minimum. Look to the right, drag the tablet and hide on the top of the tallest wardrobe.

Look at it secretly and keep others from discovering it.

Fortunately, Gu Yusheng’s sanitation is really good. The top of the wardrobe I bought some time ago did not fall off. After Huatang dragged the tablet up, she felt pretty good. She grouped herself up, ignoring the sweet shrimp and wanted to play together. With little eyes, I started watching videos to learn pinyin.

I don't know what Ye Yulan thought before. She actually collected a set of online courses for basic education in Huatang's account. After she learned it, she could meet the requirements of junior high school graduation inspections to ordinary schools.

Huatang usually only uses a tablet to watch cartoons, but now she can learn something and feel awkward. In the end she spreads herself into a cat cake at will, and her tail falls down the top of the wardrobe to make her comfortable.

Alas, Huatang understands now that children in the community who need parental guidance to do homework at night, why do they want to touch their ears for a while, and drink a glass of water later, they can't stop.

Because learning is really an unpleasant thing.

Fortunately, Huatang's learning progress is very fast. After all, she doesn't need an exam. In addition to not being able to speak, she has been nurtured by the language environment for many years, and her pinyin and recognition are very fast.

The only bad thing is the online courses of basic education, especially the literacy chapter. The teacher especially emphasizes reading and speaking. The teacher does not take a break after a class. The Huatang said that she has meowed privately in the past two days. The sound is a bit strange.

Listening, it's a bit like the pinyin version of meow, making Huatang take two steps back.

Fortunately, she seldom speaks, otherwise, a black cat that meows like a letter song would be too strange.

The evil cat is to be bad, not to be perverted!

Although the learning process is not very pleasant, but after any learning results, you can still show off.

Huatang patted pinyin with her claws, and for the first time sent a message to Ye Yulan in a non-video way, and then held her head up and waited for Ye sister to start complimenting her.

Although there is only the pinyin of the four characters "I am Huatang", the concise and concise words immediately reflect the cultural depth of cats.

Huatang is quite satisfied.

As a result, Ye Yulan didn’t realize Huatang’s secretly showing off, she thought that Huatang’s account had been hacked, and she directly responded with a voice message, roughly saying that the account had been bound, and if it was stolen, it would be finished. Yes, it sounds fierce.

It has not been stolen!

The evil cat couldn't stand this grievance, so he immediately took the video invitation and complained meow on the camera.

"Huatang? You sent it just now. It's awesome, it's amazing!"

Ye Yulan finally sent out a rainbow fart exaggeratedly, and the contented black cat proudly raised her small round face.

Boast, then boast, she loves to listen.

Is this just a simple learning result?

No, this is clearly the tragedy of the evil cat losing its heart and the evil losing its persistence. It is the "self-betrayal" that Huatang paid a deep price for.

From today onwards, she can no longer be an ignorant, ignorant cat.

The villain is not pure anymore.

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