It’s Hard To Be A Bad Cat

Er Peng may not know that a word he accidentally made him lose his qualifications to compete for the best brother under the cat constellation.

It is also rare to lose a wink to this level.

Huatang pretended not to hear, and silently pushed the sweet shrimp with her front paws.

Suddenly cue's sweet shrimp was innocent and lively, so he leaned over to wash Er Peng's face with saliva, made Er Peng scream, and hurriedly sat back to find a tissue to wipe his face.

"Help!"

The enthusiasm of Sweet Shrimp is not something that everyone can bear. Gu Yusheng's ability to control a dog with one hand and hold the sweet Shrimp around the corner does not mean that Erpeng and the others can also.

If you don't pay attention, sweet shrimp will be pitted.

Lin Qing, who had passively jumped into the lake, was also a bit of a lively sweet shrimp, silently hiding in the corner with Erpeng, cheating on the dialect to rub the dog.

The unsuspecting dialect didn't last for five minutes, but he was hit by a loving assault by Sweet Shrimp and knocked back into the back seat for a long time.

Half a year ago, what about the cute little Arctic Sweet Shrimp that Meng Da Da used his little paw to promote in the supermarket?

Dog, are you a beast dog who grew up with cuteness and exchanged cuteness for collision?

The three big men in the back row shivered and did not dare to move under Sweet Shrimp’s loving gaze. Huatang stood on the car window, closed her eyes and felt the wind gently wrap her ear tips before leaving. "This skill draws a question mark.

Huatang actually didn't know if she would catch mice, because she had never seen voles stealing food or grain.

When she was still a cat ball, Huatang was brought by Ye Yulan. Ye Jie, who was able to press Huatang to brush her teeth, would definitely not let Huatang come into contact with any mice.

The ghost knows how many germs the mouse carries, and Huatang looks like a cute kitten ball. What if he gets sick?

Therefore, even if Ye Yulan took Huatang to many places, the mouse was not approached, she was solved by Ye sister in advance.

After arriving in the Kyushu community, rats are even rarer in the city. At least Huatang has unilaterally occupied the Kyushu community for so long, and has not seen a bad mouse stealing food and gnawing things.

I have seen a few hamsters and Dutch rats in pet cages. Huatang usually has ulterior motives to urge the rats to run the wheel, and then watched her paws light up. The running back of the rats is more vigorous and does not lose the true nature of cats. .

Gu Yusheng didn't put all the glass down. Huatang would definitely not jump off the car with excitement, but Sweet Shrimp couldn't say for sure. A dog eager to try to jump into the lake, who knows if it will suddenly jump off the car.

Only a small slit of glass was exposed, and there was a very hazy shadow covering Huatang's body. She stretched out her paws, feeling that evil cats are omnipotent, and it should be no problem to catch mice.

Most of the animals are a little bit Dahuatang, the little mouse, it should be...the same.

Erpeng often walks this way, every time as long as he is not particularly in a hurry, he will make a special trip to this farmhouse.

"Nongjiale is a mom-and-pop shop, both named Wang. Both of them were aided in Xinjiang by their parents' generation. They lived near the border since they were young, and only came back with the elderly more than ten years ago." Erpeng put the dialect against his shoulders. After letting him face the sweet shrimp, he borrowed his brother as a cover to introduce Gu Yusheng from the back row to the farmhouse where he stayed at night.

Brother Wang and Sao Wang were actually born in Xinjiang and grew up under the Tianshan Mountains. They are more than 40-year-old natives from Northwest China. However, the elderly in the two families are very old and always think about their homeland. They will join together and accompany you. The old man returned to his hometown.

To be honest, I'm not used to it.

Hometown is an abstract concept, but when it comes to everyone, apart from accent, skin color and even body shape, it is a restless stomach.

Mother's food, the taste of hometown, is something that everyone may still think about when they live in their 70s or 80s.

The old man’s old home was actually a bit strange to the couple. Together with a few friends, they directly contracted a mountain. In order to solve the gluttony, they herd sheep and cattle, and even dug up some forage seeds from Xinjiang.

In addition, they also figured out a way to grow skin sprouts and yellow radish. If the cost of transporting water for more than two thousand kilometers was not too high, they estimated that they would have to add some ice and snow to return.

The ability to eat goods should not be underestimated. The young couple looked at their vegetable plots and sheep pens, and went to a farmhouse.

Authentic Northwestern flavor.

After Erpeng and the others went there once, they couldn't forget, and they would basically go there every time they passed by as long as they were not too busy.

Brother Wang and Sao Wang are both bold and straightforward, and they have a good relationship with these regular customers. Apart from refusing to take out and express their sheep, everything else is easy to say.

"Huatang and Sweet Shrimp must have never seen cows and sheep, right? Brother Wang said last time that raising cows is too distracting. He is about to raise all sheep. I don't know if I can see cows this time."

Erpeng couldn't say what breed of cattle and sheep were brought back by Brother Wang and the others by truck, but I remember that those sheep had very large tails and their meat was extremely delicate and sweet.

"I can only cook and eat at the farmhouse. If you want to buy some and take it away, you will limit the purchase." Thinking of this, Erpeng revealed the pity that regular customers only have. This lamb tastes so good, especially in autumn and winter, they can't wait Buy two and go back.

But Brother Wang and the others raised sheep for their own gluttony. If they were taken out by regular customers, these sheep would not be enough to sell.

When the sunset was about to set, Gu Yusheng and the others arrived at the farmhouse. They saw that the parking spaces painted on the ground with white paint were already full by many cars, and they could see that the farmhouse business was very good.

Erpeng booked the room in advance. Brother Wang gave them a double-bed room, a three-bed standard room. Gu Yusheng took Huatang and Sweet Shrimp to live in the double-bed room, and the remaining three stayed in the standard room.

When it is full, it is good to be able to vacate two rooms in advance.

When you come to the farmhouse, you have to eat stewed mutton. Erpeng and the others can smell the aroma when they get off the car. Good mutton has no mutton smell. The tenderness and sweetness is the reason why mutton can be composed of "fresh".

The better the ingredients, the simpler the cooking method. Huatang also smelled the scent of meat, and hit Gu Yusheng’s shoulders. After taking a couple of mouthfuls, his eyes brightened and he pushed him with his front paws, urging him to start the meal~

The driving time is a bit long, and I can only get back to the cost after eating a few more dinners.

Now that they are all traveling, it is too terrifying to bring Huatang's weight scale. Gu Yusheng is very familiar with Huatang's weight now, and he can predict the pressure on his shoulders.

Sweet Shrimp also leaned over, staying beside Gu Yusheng not trying to jump into the lake, looking particularly awe-inspiring and reliable, so that Wang Ge took a few more glances and praised the dog's good breeding.

Well, their sweet shrimps can really bluff people from the appearance.

Considering that some diners would mind the appearance of pets, Er Peng told Brother Wang in advance and found a small private room.

For dinner, besides the hand-caught lamb, it is grilled lamb chops. The only vegetables are the spicy red skin, the pepper sprouts and tomatoes, among which the skin sprouts are the purple onions from Xinjiang.

This is estimated to have been brought back from Xinjiang by Brother Wang and Sao Wang. Huatang stole a bite of tomatoes. They were very sweet and fragrant. They flung their tails and ate raw onions. They were also a bit crispy and sweet~

"Drink the soup and eat the meat again. Do you need help cutting the meat?" The authentic hand-caught lamb does not need chopsticks. You can just hold it, but you can also use a dagger to cut the meat into small pieces.

The capital of this dagger is very beautifully decorated, with glittering "jewels" on it, so you can take it home as a souvenir.

Brother Wang usually doesn't show his precious dagger to guests, but he is so familiar with Erpeng that he starts to cry.

"Hey, let Gu brother try." Erpeng was unwilling to show weakness and wanted to win a round from Wang. Every time he ate here, he would be teased for being stupid.

Now Gu Yusheng has come, and his chance to win a round has also arrived.

Brother Wang smiled and handed the dagger to Gu Yusheng. He still didn't believe it. After eating sheep for more than 40 years, would he lose his meat-cutting skills?

Gu Yusheng did not refuse, and asked Lin Qinghe dialect to hold the sweet shrimp and drew the dagger from the scabbard. After trying the blade, he quickly broke the mutton into palatable sizes.

He may not have enough experience in eating mutton, but his knives are indeed not weak.

"I'm going, brother, where do you live?" Brother Wang knew that he was an expert as soon as he saw Gu Yu's hands. After taking the dagger back, he couldn't help asking more.

"Opened a small restaurant." Gu Yusheng didn't explain much, smiled and praised the usefulness of Brother Wang's dagger.

Erpeng explained to the side that the small restaurant mainly sells noodles, and then brought Brother Wang into confusion.

Now the chef of Bai Case also asks for knife skills like this?

Driving was very tired, and riding in the car was very tired, the two large pots of lamb were eaten up completely, Lin Qing and Er Peng went out, trouble Wang Sao to fry two more dishes.

The sweet prawns also got some mutton pieces that were not salted. They were satisfied with the food, and finally let out a few dialects.

Huatang’s small bowl was placed at Gu Yusheng’s hand. The mutton was too big for her, and she needed some help. After a few bites, she focused on the thinnest piece of lamb chops. Every time Gu Yusheng picks up a lamb chop, she has to come and let Gu Yusheng tear the thinnest bit to her.

This is the most delicious and delicious, the evil cat is picky~

The farmhouse provides self-service fresh coriander and skin sprouts. After serving a bowl of mutton soup, add a little salt according to your own taste, and then two pinches of coriander and skin sprouts. It is more comfortable to chat while drinking.

"Brother Wang said that there will be roast lamb at noon tomorrow. I have ordered it in advance and let him help some naan pit meat." The overall price-performance ratio of roasted whole lamb is not as high as roast lamb. Xinjiang's roast lamb is big and can be worn. The top of the iron brazier is only seasoned with cumin, chili noodles and salt, which is the smell of barbecue only in the northwest.

There is a nang pit in Brother Wang’s farmhouse, and you can also make baked buns and nang pit meat. Erpeng has already ordered it in advance, and you can eat it tomorrow.

"If we have the opportunity, let's drive to Xinjiang. In August and September, self-driving is most suitable."

It may be that Xinjiang is too far away. People from Xinjiang who came from their hometowns silently acted as Xinjiang Tourism Promotion Ambassadors. Every time Erpeng came here, he would be greedy to go to Xinjiang.

But as the province with the largest area in the country that occupies one-sixth of the country's land area, it takes at least more than ten days to have a good tour, otherwise there is not enough time to drive on the road.

Before Gu was in the army, they were not very good at gathering. Now it is much more convenient. Take some time to call a few friends and drive two or three cars together.

Going to see the beautiful scenery and eat delicious food with friends is enough.

Huatang drank the soup in his small bowl, and drank the soup from Gu Yusheng’s bowl. Now he can’t move, and becomes a cat cake with fragrance. After listening to Erpeng, they have already expected the next time. Traveling, I can’t wait to express my approval on behalf of Gu Yusheng.

Okay, no problem, it turns out that traveling is all about eating and eating, so evil cats are fine.

"Dalun also had an appointment with me for a round-the-island ride in Hainan before. Next year, maybe there will be a chance to take you to the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau to shoot wildlife. Gu, how about we come out every year?"

"I think it's okay. Life should be comfortable. Erpeng is responsible for arranging the route. I will drive."

"Sure, Dalun still said that he will come out next time, when he will add another car, and I will replace it with him."

Wang Sao came over and gave them Pan Jiao Mo Ji. The four big men talked about the future through the mutton soup without drinking. When Huatang and Sweet Shrimp were sleepy, it ended with Gu Yusheng falling asleep.

They have known each other since they were teenagers, and they are still close to their thirties.

When I was with my brothers, the mutton soup felt delicious. The soup was not intoxicating, but people were drunk.

Traveling is easy to disrupt the biological clock. Huatang, who usually wakes up early, crawls out of the pillow in a daze, and looks at a strange room before reacting. They set off from the Kyushu community and traveled outside.

Sweet shrimp slept in the exclusive kennel before he woke up, Huatang touched the bed with his front paws, and Gu Yusheng probably woke up long ago.

After pressing her waist, straighten her front paws, and stretched her waist comfortably, Huatang jumped to the bathroom to brush her teeth. The farmhouse’s rooms are not comparable to hotels, but they are also very meticulous and warm. Gu Yusheng set her toothbrush and The toothpaste is out, and cats can use it on their own.

When Huatang turned off the faucet, Sweet Shrimp woke up. The dog was full of vitality every day. He looked up curiously at Huatang on the washbasin, and was splashed with a little bit of water on the tip of his nose by the black cat.

Sweet Shrimp likes water, so he happily leaned over, being jumped on his back by Huatang and not hiding, a cat and a dog opened the door and went out.

Where there is no lake, sweet shrimp is an excellent running dog.

Huatang and Sweet Shrimp, seeing that their room door was not closed in dialect, they squeezed in temporarily.

Lin Qing and Erpeng were still asleep, and the dialect estimated that they were taking a bath in the bathroom. He might have gone out just now, but when he came back without closing the door, he let Huatang and Sweet Shrimp find a chance to come in.

Huatang jumped from the back of Sweet Shrimp to the table, then waved her front paws, Sweet Shrimp came to order, a swooping rushed up and called Lin Qing and Er Peng to get up.

The weight of Sweet Shrimp is obviously close to the weight of a large dog, and he thinks he is a little cute. It will soon make Lin Qing and Er Peng wake up from their dreams and face the heavy love.

"Sweet, sweet shrimp, go and call Erpeng to get up!" It was obvious that Lin Qing had no brotherly love, and was so pressed that he could barely breathe, so he immediately framed Erpeng.

Sweet shrimp got the order, turned around and jumped onto Erpeng's bed, and then was hit back by Erpeng, instructing sweet shrimp to press Lin Qing.

After taking a bath in dialect, what they saw was Lin Qing and Er Peng curled up in a quilt, preferring to be enthusiastically attacked by sweet shrimps instead of getting up, and they had to hurt each other.

Why bother?

I said good morning to Huatang, pointed to the downstairs in dialect, and explained to the black cat that Brother Gu should help in the kitchen now.

There are too many customers ordering roast lamb, and the two of Wang Ge and Wang Sao are too busy to work. The customers will help skewers or prepare charcoal when they have time.

Seeing that cooking should be more interesting than bullying Caiji, Huatang recalled the lackeys and prepared to go downstairs with the dialect.

There is a leash on the sweet shrimp. It is a military dog ​​to add points, and then he steadily descends downstairs with a black cat on his back. Many guests want to take pictures with their mobile phones when they see it.

Dialect didn't let Huatang and Sweet Shrimp enter the kitchen, but watched Yu Sheng cutting lamb on the outside terrace before following.

When I was in the Red Tile House, the kitchen that Huatang and Sweet Shrimp knew was the important place. Gu Yusheng, who was holding a knife, didn't want to come close, so it was better to stay under the pergola and be a supervisor.

Gu Yusheng was originally helping with skewers, but his movements were too skillful, faster than cutting lamb, so he replaced it and took over the work of cutting lamb.

When the dialects came down, he had been busy for quite a while, and saved a lot of effort for Brother Wang and Sao Wang. Without Huatang trying to catch mice, he would be free of accommodation fees.

"Xiao Gu, thank you so much. We can do the rest by ourselves. Would you like to go around the mountains?"

Even if the accommodation fee is waived, Gu Yusheng cannot be allowed to help all the time. Brother Wang and Sao Wang pick up the food preparation work and recommend Gu Yusheng and the others to go around in the mountains.

Lin Qing and Erpeng also went downstairs, and after listening to them, they were excited, and asked them if there would be mice on the mountain.

"What are you looking for a mouse for?" Wang's wife thought it was strange, but I still told them, walking from the mountain side to other farmers' houses, you might see the mouse hole in the field.

Why can't the farmers see rats? Every year, the village will eliminate rodents and prevent pests~

"Walk around, look for it." Erpeng didn't think it was too much to see the excitement, and greeted him to look for mouse holes in the ground. Cat catching mice should be as simple as drinking water.

Huatang usually fists the cats and cats, maybe it is the mouse nemesis.

Er Peng bowed his waist and looked for it carefully. He really found a mouse hole in the corner of the ridge, grabbed the long straw, and tried to poke inside.

Empty, Er Peng carried the straw and continued to look for it.

Huatang and Sweet Shrimp followed, and they were about to find the area of ​​the cultivated land along the way. Only then did Er Peng feel a bit different.

"Why do I feel a little...soft?" Er Peng poked the mouse hole in Zhenghuan, and was suddenly frightened by the shadow that came out and sat on the ground.

Really have mice?

Huatang and Sweet Shrimp moved at the same time. The black cat moved faster and blocked the direction of the mouse's escape. Seeing the mouse, he turned around and ran away. Before he stretched his paw to hold the mouse, he saw the mouse's tail up close.

Oh, it's a tail that loses the face of a plush animal.

Huatang immediately retracted his claws and bounced back to Gu Yusheng like flying, pretending that nothing happened.

This cat can really fly, right?

As soon as Gu Yusheng caught Huatang, Sweet Shrimp rushed forward as if joining in the fun. Before catching it, the panicked mouse hit Erpeng's leg.

This touch, this tail, and this size.

Er Peng threw away the straw, and ran towards Gu Ge with a roar of fright.

Then Gu Yusheng took a big step back and avoided Erpeng.

The mouse chased Erpeng and ran out like crazy. He cried as he fled, "Help!"

This mouse is almost catching up with the small dog, which is completely different from the little mouse he imagined.

Brother Gu, are you serious about taking a big step back?

The little brother cried.