Its Ya Boi, Emisy

Chapter 20 - Two dudes right here

How did they get kidnapped in the first place?

Well... When they got home they decided to split ways.

Emisyl was kidnapped while looking at Nana go away.

Nana looks back thinking she heard something then tells herself it was merely an hallucination.

As she goes further, she was kidnapped as well.

From Grimlands, they were taken to Arklass.

Grimlands is Dusk Country while Arklass is Illumina Country.

They may be different but they're relatively close as it's only bordered by a huge forest that neither Illumina or Dusk owns.

Now back to the story.

We see 26th dropping his spoon as he was called by Leone.

"Your what bruh?" asks 26th with a surprised look.

Emisyl was busy munching the food and minding his business.

He then takes a bite on an odd looking green food covered with white sauce.

(Damn, this is so good) We hear Emisyl in the background.

Now we see Nana, Rachel and Leone together on the table within the living room.

Leone was resting his arms on the chair as he talks.

"Yes. My girlfriend" says Leone in a serious tone.

"Yooooooooo, I... can't... believe... It" says 26th with a playful tone and high pitch on "it".

"Yoyoyoyo, what's her name?" excitedly asked by 26th.

(Hey what would be your name?) whispers Leone.

"Yo, are you still there?" asked 26th as Leone is taking quite long.

(Claudette?) Nana suggests with a confused look.

(ok-ok) Leone whispers.

"Yoooooooooooooooo..." 26th chants.

"Claudette" Leone says with a serious tone.

"Claudette" 26th reacts.

"Mhmmm..."

Suddenly, 26th got energetic.

"Should taste like clouds haha! ya get me?" jollily spoken by 26th.

"Yeah" Leone replies with a smile.

"Oh boi, ya gettin' dem fruit juice without telling me huh" says 26th while chuckling.

"Oh c'mon dude, I just told you" says Leone while smiling and is energetic while saying it.

"Ohh... oops" 26th replied.

"Ok-ok, where be meeting?" 26th cuts it then asks.

"Let's meet at Romeo's Pizza by tommorow at Greenlight town in Arklass" calmly spoken by Leone.

"Oh boi, why tommorow? Why not right now?" 26th asks.

He then assumes something.

"Oh yeah, oh yeah. I get it" says 26th then he gives a smug look.

"Ya PP getting touched eh?" he assumpts with a high note on "eh".

"Yeah, of course man. You know the drill" Leone says with playful tone on last sentence.

"Ok-ok, I see-I see. Tommorow" says 26th.

"Yiep, Tommorow" says Leone.

"Gotcha, goodbye" says 26th then drops the call.

"Oh damn, I can't believe my boy is getting it" excitedly spoken by 26th while Emisyl is eating.

"Getting what?" (Chomp) Emisyl asks as he eats.

"Laid, bruh" says 26th.

"What's the big deal?" asks Emisyl.

(Chomp)

"Well uh, I pay to play. He got himself a girlfriend" says 26th.

Emisyl reacts by raising his eyebrows then speaks.

"Ohh..."

(Chomp)

"That's why you gotta help me" says 26th.

"Can't get myself a real girl, they all hoes" he adds.

"I gotcha, no worries" says Emisyl.

(Chomp)

Suddenly, Emisyl realized he ate all the food.

However, 26th is just too happy so he finished his then asks a question.

"When do we start?" he asks.

Emisyl then picks up his phone but the battery was low.

"Do you have a charger?" asks Emisyl.

26th then picks up a charger from his inventory and hands it over to Emisyl.

"If it fits, then you good" he says.

To make it quicker, he also picked up a powerbank as he is too excited to make Emisyl look for a plug.

"Use this instead so we can focus on what to do" he says as he hand it over.

Emisyl's phone now starts charging.

"Ok, first things first" says Emisyl.

"You gotta know what to say" he adds.

Emisyl then clears his throat.

"How do you ask girls?" he asks.

26th immediately summons a small music player and plays rap about money and puts it on his pocket.

He then opens his wallet and hands over the money without talking as he raise his eyebrows.

Emisyl then reacts.

"That's actually legit though" Emisyl says.

"Yeah, I know. Got lots with that" he replied.

"If I had my car, I'd be flexing that as well" he adds.

"I think you don't need my help" says Emisyl.

"You may think that way but you see... I only get hoes" says 26th with a sad tone on last part.

"I wanna learn a thing like, how do I approach normally" 26th adds.

"That's how you approach normally" says Emisyl.

"Really?" 26th reacts with a surprise.

"Yes, really" says Emisyl.

"Ok, I'll be clearer" 26th then clears his throat.

"I want to look like a decent man when approaching. Not like paying a whore or somethin'" says 26th.

"Ok, that sounded different I guess" says Emisyl.

"Maybe you go like..." Emisyl changes his position as if he's thinking.

"Hello my name's Kristoff, nice to meet you" Emisyl instructs.

"Ok-ok. I'll do it" says 26th.

He stands up and attempts to do it formally.

"Hello" He then sends his hand as an attempt to shake hand.

"I'm Kristoff, nice to meet you" he finishes.

"Bravo" Emisyl claps.

"But you should add more feelings" Emisyl suggets.

26th then starts clearing his throat.

He starts with looking down as if he's shy and starts approaching cutesy.

"Hello" he says.

"I'm Kristoff" he says as he looks almost anywhere except who is he talking to.

"Nice to meet you" he ends it with attempting to shake a hand.

"Bravo-bravo" Emisyl claps harder.

26th starts sitting back.

"That's actually great but I was friendzoned when I did that" says 26th.

"Maaaaaan. I looked so kind, it was boring" he reacts.

"Yeah, I know. But there's no other way" says Emisyl.

"Regardless on how you approach, if a girl doesn't like you then she doesn't like you" Emisyl advices.

"Facts bro" says 26th as he claps and points at Emisyl.

"Yeah, facts" says Emisyl.

"I actually think you're good to go. You sound like a very sociable lad" Emisyl praises.

"I just get shy when I see a girl and I liked her so much" says 26th.

"Like bro..."

"Bro..."

"So damn... much"

"Like"

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP" 26th starts to pose as if he died on a hospital.

Emisyl reacts on it.

"I get it, I get it. I also be like that at times" says Emisyl.

"Just wear the things I said when we get there" he suggests.

"The kakhi and stuff?" 26th adds.

"Yiep" Emisyl answers.

Suddenly, Emisyl noticed that his phone is charged enough.

"Ok, Imma call Nana real quick" says Emisyl as he swipes his phone.

(So her name's Nana) 26th speaks on his head.

(Ring)

We see Nana's phone ringing so she decides to pick it up.

She's still with the two and Leone was looking.

"Who's that?" Leone asks.

"Emisyl, my friend" Nana replies.

"Is he a cutie?" Rachel asks.

"I say... decent?" Nana replies.

She then decides to pick up the phone.

"Hello?" she initiates.

"Are you free tommorow?" Emisyl asks.

"No, I'm actually busy tommorow" says Nana.

"That's sad. I'm also about to tell you weird thing that happened to me today if you wanna go" says Emisyl.

"Same" Nana speaks then looks at the two.

"Sadly, I'm not free" Nana says as she wears casual shorts and crosses her legs.

Emisyl then crosses his legs as well then speaks.

"Yeah, really sad" says Emisyl.

"Is that all?" Nana asks.

"Pretty much" Emisyl answers.

"I guess better luck next time" Emisyl adds.

"Alright, bye" Nana attempts to end it.

"Ok, bye" says Emisyl.

Emisyl then whispers.

"I love you" he says.

"You what?" Nana hears it but pretend she didn't.

"Nah, just adding some energy for a goodbye. It's kinda boring" says Emisyl.

"Silly" says Nana.

"Alright" says Emisyl as he drops the call.

(Beep)

Emisyl then looks at 26th and speaks.

"She's not available by tommorow, maybe the next day after" says Emisyl.

Emisyl then places his phone on the table as he waits the phone to go full charge.

Without a word, 26th approaches him.

"I know what 'ya thinkin'. Want a place to sleep?" 26th asks.

"Woah, you're right" says Emisyl.

(Actually I just wanna ask for wifi password but I guess that's better. I'd be too shy to ask anyways)

Emisyl speaks on his head.

"Ok, there's room right there. Its all yours" says 26th as he points and then tosses a key on Emisyl.

Emisyl catches it.

"Alright thanks" he says.

"You're welcome. I'll be upstairs" says 26th as he points up.

As he walks, he looks back and tells something.

"The wifi password is Supaflex100 with big S" he says.

(Great guy) says Emisyl on his head.

"Aight, thanks again" he says.

As Emisyl enters the room, he got too tired as the bed looks comfortable.

He immediately jumps on it, neither he knows he fell asleep.

Now at Leone's crib.

"Is there a place to sleep here?" Nana asks the two.

"We actually sleep together while Tofee would be on the couch" Rachel answers.

Leone then notices something.

"Talk about Tofee, he's taking too long on the bathroom now" he says.

"Yeah, I get why but... nevermind" says Rachel.

"Is he alright?" Nana asks Leone.

"He is but I'm checking out for sure" says Leone.

Leone then stands up and aims for the bathroom.

Without hesitation, Leone opens the bathroom knob with key and slowly opens the door.

He was welcomed with his handkerchief being held by sleeping Tofee on his eggplant with an odd liquid dripping down.

"Oh come on" Leone reacts.

"That's my handkerchief" he says.

He then looks for Tofee's phone.

Good enough, he doesn't need to touch it as it shutted down.

Leone decides to not distrupt Tofee's sleep and walks out the door slowly.

As he goes back to the table, Rachel asks him.

"How's Tofee?" she asks.

"Sleeping" says Leone as he sits back.

"What now?" says Rachel.

"Sleep" Leone suggests.

"That's a good idea" says Nana as she stretches and yawns.

"Ok" Rachel agrees.

"Come with me Nana-girl" says Rachel as she stands up.

She then holds Nana's hands and takes her upstairs.

Leone then unfolds a blanket by the couch and sleeps.

Rachel and Nana slept on the bed upstairs.

(Chicken noises)

The next day.

Tofee woke up first and washed himself.

He then wears his shorts and goes outside the bathroom.

He sees Leone sleeping on the couch that supposed to be his.

By seeing Leone sleeping he thinks that Nana is sleeping too.

He rubs his hands as if he had a bad plan and his glasses starts to sparkle.

He then starts to think where he should touch her.

(Where should I touch her first hmm...) says Tofee.

Tofee then starts imagining her legs from the photos he downloaded.

(That'd be nice) he says on himself.

Tofee sneakily goes upstairs.

He sees Rachel hugging Nana as they're both slightly covered with blanket.

Tofee sneaks and looks at Nana.

(She's so cute) says Tofee.

Tofee then decides to slowly remove the blanket.

Sadly, sleeping pants welcomes him.

(Boring) he says on his head.

He was supposed to leave when suddenly, he had another idea.

(Maybe I could) he says on his head as he imagine removing it.

He then tries to slowly move it down.

As he sees pink straps, a hand appears and helps him put it down further.

(This is too much) says Tofee as he gets too excited.

Suddenly, a voice was heared.

"You like that?" the voice asks.

Tofee then looks at the source of the voice.

It was Rachel.

"Now get out of here before I beat your a.s.s up" says Rachel as she puts Nana's pants up.

Tofee nervously leaves.

Luckily, Leone was asleep.

Tofee is still getting flashbacks of what he just seen.

(Great day, great day) Tofee speaks on his head as he recalls it.

But then, he gets himself together and starts readying the food of the three before they wake up.

He picks up his pocket and looked for his wallet and realized he had enough money.

Thinking Leone would pay it soon, he decided to sacrifice his own money.

Now at 26th's crib, Emisyl woke up.

Then sleeps again.

Now we move to what Tofee is doing.

He decided to buy sachet of powdered milk from a nearby department store.

After that, he goes to a nearby market to buy steak.

He paid it all with his own money.

He bought spices from the same store and decides to go home.

He plans that the steaks would be a surprise.

Rachel and Leone is used on eating cereals every morning.

Just as he returns, the three was still sleeping so he decided to cook the steak outside so he won't wake them up by the smell.

Just as he does, he goes back to the house and prepared the cereal and milk.

He places it on the living room's table and added more sugar for Nana's milk.

He then starts focusing on the steak.

As he grill it, he added spices to make them more delicious.

He then makes sure that Nana's would taste the best.

Not so long, he's done.

He sets the fire off and brought the steak home.

He placed them on each plate including his own.

Since everyone's still asleep, he decides to eat his steak.

After he was done, he drank his milk a little and slowly eats his cereal.

(Burp) he burps.

Since the three were sleeping too much, he decided to wake them up to eat with him.

He started with Rachel.

Just as he goes up, he sees Rachel using her phone.

"Come down sis, food's ready" says Tofee.

Rachel then shakes Nana and she slowly wakes up.

Rachel stands up and Nana stretches before standing up.

Tofee went downstairs and the two followed up.

Nana stretches again as she goes down while Rachel keeps on using her phone.

As Rachel reaches the table, she noticed Leone is still sleeping.

She then picks up a spoon and throws it at Leone.

(Oof!) Leone reacts.

Leone then slowly opens his eyes then stretches.

You can see his messy hair as he stands up.

"Food's ready" says Tofee.

Leone then scratches his eyes and goes to the table.

Meanwhile, Emisyl wakes up again.

Then sleeps.

Now we see the 4 eating together.

"You ready to act?" Leone asks Nana.

"Yiep" says Nana as she eats cereal.

Rachel then notices something.

There's a steak.

"Wait, steak?" Rachel asks.

"Yep, I bought it" says Tofee.

Leone then attempts to pick up his wallet but Tofee stops him.

"Nevermind, just enjoy the food" says Tofee as he holds Leone's arm.

"Alright" Leone reacts.

(Chomp) Nana slices and eats the steak.

"This is so good!" Nana reacts.

She then started slicing another slice of steak.

After slicing, she quickly puts it on her mouth and chews.

(God, It's really good) Nana speaks on her head as she appreciates the taste and closes her eyes.

"Maybe you're just hungry" says Rachel as she slices hers.

(Chomp) Rachel eats a slice.

"Average" she says.

Leone then starts eating his own steak as well.

(Chomp) "Yep, average" Leone reacts.

Rachel then starts thinking as she sees Nana is slowly chewing each slice.

"Can I have some?" Rachel asks.

Without a word, Nana sends a slice on Rachel's mouth.

(Chomp)

Suddenly, Rachel was sent to outer space and starts floating with the stars.

(Woah, its really good) she says.

Leone sees that odd reaction from Rachel so he asks if he could have some too.

Just as he said, Nana takes the last slice.

(Nevermind) Leone speaks on his head.

(Oh gosh its really good) Nana speaks on her head.

Not so long, they all finished eating.

"I just noticed we didn't brush our teeth" says Leone.

Rachel and Nana reacts with a burp then laughed at each other.

Tofee smiles and blushes as he sees Nana appreciating his food.

"Ok, I'll brush and bath next" says Leone.

"I'll go next" says Rachel.

"Can we bath together?" Nana suggests on Rachel.

"Sure" Rachel responds.

Tofee starts fantasizing how would they look like if they bath together.

It starts with Nana and Rachel talking to each other.

"Bathing is boring, wanna do something else?" says Rachel on Tofee's head.

"Sure" says Nana on Tofee's head.

Suddenly, they started slowly attempt to kiss each other but they didn't as Tofee's view changes.

(Rub my back) Nana's voice echoed on Tofee's head.

Leone then goes to the sink and starts his brushing routine.

Now at 26th's crib.

Emisyl...

He wokes up!

Emisyl is standing up now and all his bathroom needs was outside his door.

They were nicely ordered on a small container.

As he picks it up, a buff bald man wearing black glasses greets him.

"Boss asks me to get your things ready so both of you can move fast" says the man.

Emisyl responds by thanking the man.

"Where's the bathroom?" Emisyl asks as he walks.

The man then points to where it is.

"Thanks again" says Emisyl.

He then goes straight to the bathroom.

As he is inside, he notices that he looked great on the mirror.

He then starts posing.

"Oh damn, who'd not like that pretty boy" he says on himself.

He then removes his shirt and poses.

"Oh yeah damn, very delicious Emi" he says.

He then gets himself together and actually showers.

Few minutes later.

Rachel, Nana, Leone and Tofee finished their routine.

They sat on the living room Nana places her towel.

Rachel's towel was on her head while Tofee's and Leone's were on their shoulders but that doesn't matter.

Leone's then approaches Rachel and Nana.

"Should I call 26th now?" he asks.

"Go ahead" says Rachel.

Nana nods.

Leone then picks up his phone and swipes.

(Ring)

"Yoooooooo" 26th initiates.

"You ready?" Leone asks.

"I'm as ready as that underwater cartoon character mate" he says.

"Where are you?" Leone asks again.

"I'm already at the store, Lemme meet ya girl" jollily suggested by 26th.

"Alright" Leone agrees drags the three and looks for a cab.

Not so long, Emisyl is done bathing.

"Where'd your boss go?" he asks the bald man.

"He's on Romeo's Pizza, wanna go there?" the bald man answers.

"Sure, Why not?" Emisyl says.

Fast forward, the bald man drives and they go away.

Not so long, they reached it.

"Thanks man" says Emisyl.

"What's your name?" Emisyl asks.

"Just call me B1, brother number 1" says the bald man who seems to be B1.

"Ok-ok. See ya" says Emisyl as he waves back and enters the store.

As he enters, he sees 26th with bunch of pizzas.

He immediately greets.

"Oh damn, you seem lonely here. Wanna date?" Emisyl asks.

"Silly... ok go get the pizza" 26th chuckles as he replies.

Emisyl then starts eating pizzas.

Not so long, The four came to the venue.

Emisyl noticed that 26th is looking somewhere so here followed it.

He sees Nana walking closer to them while Leone holding her hand.

(What?) Emisyl speaks on his head as he eats pizza.

Suddenly, he looks at 26th and he looked really disappointed.

"Here's my girlfriend bro" says Leone as he holds Nana's shoulders.

"Is she really Claudette, man?" asked by 26th as he makes sounds with his neck.

Leone notices it and he's already pumped up.

"Yeah, Is she cute?" says Leone asks with a taunting voice.

"Yeah"

"Yeah"

Suddenly, 26th stretches.

"Can we talk about this outside?" 26th speaks on Leone eye to eye.

"Im on for friendly discussion" says Leone.

26th fakes a smile.

As the two leaves, 26th bumped on Tofee and didn't say sorry.

"Woah, that was quick" says Rachel.

Rachel then decides to order her own pizza and share it with Tofee as she expects 26th would be different the moment he comes back from the store.

Nana and Emisyl was left alone.

"You holding that dude's hand?" Emisyl asks.

Suddenly, Nana holds Emisyl's hands.

"Yooooooooo" Emisyl removes it as he speaks.

"What?" Nana asks.

"Why are you holding me?" Emisyl asks.

"Just checking if were...cool?" Nana says.

"Cool what? Imma slap you ice block" says Emisyl as he slightly blushes and attempts to act like he's holding something he's about to smash on Nana.

"Don't act weirdly" he adds.

He then picks up a pizza and immediately puts it on Nana's mouth.

"Here, eat" he says.

Nana chews it and looks at him.

"I was just asking if we're cool because I ditched you yesterday" she asks after chewing.

"Ohh..." Emisyl reacts.

"Yeah were cool" Emisyl answers.

"Just no weird holding hands on weird situations" he says.

Now we see Leone and 26th talking to each other outside the store.

"You tripping me, man?" says 26th as he pushes Leone.

"That's not Claudette man, that's Nana"

He then pushed Leone again.

"Is this your productive bullshit again?" asks 26th with an annoyed tone.

"Bruh, you went too far"

"Too far"

"Too goddamn far"

"You took my girl man" 26th reacts.

"Yeah, watcha' gonna do about it?" Leone asks.

26th then summons his gauntlet and delivers a powerful punch.

Leone expects it so he blocks it with ice so fast that 26th didn't notice.

He then pretends it was too strong that he flies but he was actually taking 26th to an open field.

Not so long, he found a basketball court.

(I guess I'd just pay for the damages) Leone says on himself as he fake bumps on the ring.

"Oh boy, I missed a three I guess" says 26th.

"Your accuracy sucks" says Leone.

Leone then starts summoning Icicles around him and tossed them one by one to 26th.

26th reacts by charging through them and summoning a barrier.

Just as he reaches Leone, the barrier breaks.

Leone then entangles 26th with ice and delivers a powerful ice punch on his face.

It was too strong that his own ice shattters.

Thinking that 26th would possibly fly, he grabs him by the shirt and smashes him on the ground.

The ground breaks and 26th's head was smoking.

"Ouch" 26th reacts.

(He used regeneration) Leone speaks on his head.

26th then tries to slowly stand up and he was welcomed by a spinning kick and another

spinning kick as Leone's leg returns.

Leone then connects it by entangling 26th again and summoning a spell.

(Ice Enchantment : Ice Blades 1) he speaks on his head.

Suddenly, cold air and snow revolves their area and 26th was sliced by blades.

Since its a spell attack, 26th natural shield held it.

26th starts to overheat to free himself from ice entangle.

Leone anticipates an incoming attack and poses a battle stance.

26th sends out a lightning punch but Leone held it.

He then connects it by pushing himself away fast using lightning then performs a spin

and a downward flame punch.

Regardless on how he looked flashy, it was held by Leone.

26th then starts manipulating gigantic fireball to hurl on Leone as he runs back.

As he was finished, he throws it and charges on Leone.

(He went too far) Leone expects it but its still too much.

As the fireball goes closer and starts melting nearby metals and paints, he unleashes

powerful ice energy and charges on the fireball.

The fireball dissipates.

As he successfully neutralized the fireball, a lightning punch welcomes him.

However, he dodged it by sidestepping and taps 26th's shoulder.

He then sends a low ice kick on 26th and he dropped down.

"Look at yourself, you're like a toilet" says Leone.

"Full of shit" he adds.

"Guess I just need to flush the shit out" 26th speaks with a serious tone.

"I'll just piss on you again, buddy" Leone taunts.

"My piss-machine is bigger" says 26th when suddenly he disappears.

Leone anticipates it and not so long, he was welcomed by a charge.

Leone enchants his arms with ice and attempts to block it.

He blocked but he was still pushed a bit.

26th then connects it with mindless punches with a total of 7.

He then connects the last punch with hammering his arms.

All were just blocked by Leone like nothing.

26th attemps to land a spin kick but Leone dodged it by lowering his body.

Leone then connects it by jumping and ice-enchanted punching 26th in the face.

It hits.

"Guarkkkk" 26th reacts as his face slides the floor.

"You're a good mop, buddy" says Leone as he removes his bangs and combs his hair.

26th then tries to do a 360 degrees low kick but Leone just jumped.

"Merry Christmas" says Leone as he quickly throws a strong snow ball on 26th's face.

"Hahaha!" Leone picks up 26th and pushes him then delivers multiple punches.

"You reached Elite status with that state?" sadistically asked by Leone.

"Oh come on" Leone ends it with a spin kick that made 26th hit the wall.

Despite being unresponsive, 26th stands up and gives an angry look at Leone.

Suddenly, 26th blazes.

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