Its Ya Boi, Emisy

Chapter 69 - You is cute

"Oohhh... darling" *smooch* *smooch*

We see Emisyl and Cardil getting smooched by some sort of silverback looking gorillas with lipstick.

The other gorilla s.u.c.k.e.d Cardil's head. *schlop*"Oh god no" Cardil says as he was getting s.u.c.k.e.d.

Meanwhile, Emisyl got licked at his cheek.

It was slow and sloppy but our hero doesn't seem to care.

But for some reason, they are not fighting back.

"You probably wonder why I'm here" Emisyl talks to the viewers as he was being cuddled by a gorilla.

The gorilla then gives him a powerful smooch as he finished speaking.

Why are they really there?

Now we look back few minutes ago.

We see Emisyl and Cardil on their guard as they roam the forest.

Emisyl spins his spear as he looks around their front and side while Cardil performs an overhead stance as he quickly observes their back.

"Do you think we'll find that Insomniac Apes thing?" Emisyl asks Cardil.

They then switched position and Cardil answers.

"Of course" he answers.

"How do you say so?" Emisyl asks then they switched position again.

"Just trust ourselves" Cardil replied.

Meanwhile, they heard movements of leaves from a distance followed by voices of male and female.

"Ahhh..." the manly m.o.a.n was heard.

Emisyl looked right about upper left of his view as he think the sound is coming from that shaking bush he was seeing.

"D-daddy" a woman's voice followed up.

"Is this for real?" Cardil asks as he guard's Emisyl's back.

"What... the hell..." Emisyl whispers.

They then decided to slowly approach the source of sound.

As they go close, the voices gets more louder.

"Y-you're touching me on weird places!?" a sound of a woman was heard.

"Ahh..." another manly m.o.a.n was heard.

Cardil and Emisyl blushed as they we're thinking the same thing.

Finally, they managed to reach the bush.

"Wanna check out what's happening in there?" Emisyl asks Cardil and looks.

"I don't know, I think we should give them space" Cardil replied then blushed.

"I'm starting to feel weird!" the woman shouts.

"Ahh..." the manly m.o.a.n follows up.

The two paused.

Suddenly, Emisyl smirked then looks at Cardil.

"I'm about to blue-ball this guy" Emisyl says as he looks at Cardil.

Without a doubt, Emisyl enters the bush and shouts.

"Haha! Caught you!" he says.

Cardil follows up and speaks in an unconfident tone.

"Haha... why are you doing it here" he says as he sweats.

Unexpectedly, there was nothing in there but parrots talking to each other.

"Ahh..." says the parrot.

"I-i can't control it anymore" says another parrot.

"Haha! It's just birds" says Emisyl as he points and chuckles.

"What a relief" Cardil reacts.

They then takes a deep breathe as the two parrots continued talking.

Suddenly, loud tree branch sounds were heard from above.

Emisyl looked.

A group of ape were jumping down and they were lead by an ape on lipstick wearing yellow tube with polka-dots and a white skirt with pink uhh.

"Let's go ladies!" the ape speaks.

It was an ambush.

Both Emisyl and Cardil were bodyslammed and tied.

The gorilla with polka dots stepped on Emisyl's face as it talks.

"What are you planning intruder?" she asks.

Another gorilla wearing 2-piece stepped on Cardil's c.h.e.s.t and held his hand with its hands as it smirks.

"W-we're looking for Insomniac Apes!" Emisyl struggles to reply as he was being stepped on.

"I thought you two were Insomiac Apes planning to touch our beautiful women once again" says the gorilla with polka-dots as her stomp gets stronger.

(Beautiful women?) Emisyl speaks on his head as he looks around.

He noticed that all of the gorillas are well dressed and is wearing make up.

Emisyl and Cardil tried not to laugh.

However, Cardil couldn't stop himself.

"HAHAHAHAHAHA" he bursted out from laughing.

Suddenly, the gorilla with ponytail chokes Cardil.

"Gwrakh" he struggles and attempts to stop the choke by holding the gorilla's hands.

"We're the finest amongst our tribe" the gorilla with ponytail explains.

"If you have a problem with that then you have poor taste with women" she adds.

"Hmp!" she ends her statement with attitude and looks away.

Emisyl can't breathe as he's still trying to stop himself from laughing.

Realizing Cardil is in danger, he takes a deep breathe.

He then talks.

"We're harmless. Please let us go" Emisyl tries to convince the gorilla with polka-dots.

"Y-yes please.... ckh.... I-i like your ponytail. You're cute" Cardil struggles to talk to the gorilla with ponytail.

"R-really?" the gorilla with ponytail looses its grip and blushed.

"Cough, cough" Cardil coughed then quickly takes a breathe.

"Yes, yes! You are beautiful" Cardil tells the gorilla with ponytail and light blue two-piece.

The gorilla's eyes starts to dazzle and her face's blush starts to get stronger.

She then moves her eyes on her face indicating that she's very shy.

"Hey! This is unfair!" the gorilla with polka-dots starts to interrupt as she moves her arms on her waist.

"I'm the most beautiful amongst our tribe" she brags as her eyes were closed and her hands were acting with it.

"Right? Man with a spear?" she looks at Emisyl then asks.

Emisyl paused.

Realizing that there's so many gorillas around them, he just decided to agree.

(This is quite risky, I should just agree with her) Emisyl speaks on his head.

He then looks at the gorilla's face and sweetly replied.

"Yes madame, you are the beautifulest-lest-lest" he says.

"I know, I know" the gorilla with polka-dots replied.

The gorilla with two-piece then stops acting and looks at the gorilla with polka-dots.

"Ok, you're the most beautiful. But I'm the smartest since it was me who set up this trap" she says then smirks.

The gorilla with polka-dots then looks back and angrily responds after clenching her fists.

"Are you saying that I'm dumb?!" she asks.

"Maybe?" the gorilla with two piece replies as she smirks.

They started exchanging imaginary lightning as they were mad against each other.

Suddenly, another gorilla interrupts.

"Can we focus on this things we caught first?" she suggests.

Emisyl and Cardil hears it and finds out that its an opportunity to escape as the gorilla's focus is no longer on them.

Emisyl looks at Cardil.

Cardil nods and Emisyl nods back.

As the gorillas turn to them, Emisyl smacked the face of the gorilla with polka-dots using the handle of his spear.

Cardil punched the one with two-piece at the gut.

"Eeeek!" other gorillas started screaming like a panicking girl.

"Oh my gosh...my face..." the gorilla with polka-dots speaks quickly as she covers her face right after that slam from Emisyl that dropped her down.

She then moves her hands away from her face and sees blood.

"Oh my gosh, blood!"

"Blood!" she screams.

"My make-up, my face" the speaks again then cries.

"Hoo-hoo..." she was very sad.

"My tummy hurts..." the other gorilla speaks as she sniffles.

"Men are scary!" another dressed female gorilla speaks from a distance.

"Please don't do anything weird on us, eek!" another dressed gorilla speaks then covers her body and face.

"What the hell is this?" Emisyl asks himself.

"I think it's time for us to go away" Cardil suggests as he notices that every gorilla is panicking.

They decided to return at the bush as the path beyond that bush is full of female gorillas.

However, it was blocked by a gorilla that is covering her face.

"Please spare me" the gorilla begs.

"Move away" Emisyl tells.

The gorilla then moves away.

As they enter the bush once again, a bump was felt by Emisyl's nose.

It was very dark.

Cardil also accidently tackled Emisyl.

"Oof" Cardil's face was hit and he's now wiping the pain away.

Emisyl then looks up and sees a gorilla with smoking nose.

(Puff) (Puff) (Puff)

Smoke comes from gorilla's nose in every breathe.

To think about, it was also very huge.

"Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo" the gorilla starts speaking.

It started bumping its c.h.e.s.t as sign of dominance.

"Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!" it chants as it bumps.

The female gorillas heard it and starts approaching the scene.

Realizing it was the male gorillas, the female one starts running away.

"They are here!" she shouts.

"Eeek!" the rest screams.

The gorilla then starts talking to Emisyl.

"Girl... mine" it says.

"You... steal..." it adds.

"No!" Emisyl replied.

"Me no like girl" Emisyl explains.

"Hoo-hoo-hoo! You girl like" the gorilla replied.

Suddenly, it delivered a punch on Emisyl, lifts him up then slams him on the ground.

Cardil tries to help by slashing but the gorilla slams his hands causing him to lose the grip with the sword.

The gorilla then holds Cardil by his clothes and slams him on the ground with his sword.

"Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!" the gorilla bumps its c.h.e.s.t and releases victory cry.

As Emisyl and Cardil were on the ground, the gorilla didn't bother.

Suddenly, it whisles and acts his hand as if it's calling someone.

It actually called its brothers and they immediately went on the scene.

Emisyl and Cardil plays dead as multiple gorillas passes by.

"Hoo-hoo... Girl... Girl... Girl..." the gorillas chant.

The gorilla that Emisyl fought starts wearing cape made from the bush where they were from and explains something.

"Me see girl... here" he points the bush he removed.

"We chase" he tells.

"Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!" the other gorillas started chanting.

They then followed the gorilla with a cape and left altogether.

"H-hey... Emisyl" Cardil calls Emisyl as the place was settled.

"What..." Emisyl replied.

"Do you think we should help them?" Cardil asks.

"They're animals... man..." Emisyl replied as they lie.

Emisyl then imagined what could possibly happen with the female gorillas they met.

"Why am I thinking about it" Emisyl speaks on himself.

"Are you alright?" Cardil asks.

"Ok, let's go Cardil" Emisyl tells then quickly stands up.

Cardil follows after.

They entered the opened path where there used to be a bush that blocks it.

They looked down and sees gigantic footsteps indicating that the gorillas went in there.

Emisyl followed the trail and speaks.

"Let's go!" he says.

Cardil follows after.

They were welcomed by a clear view of group of gorillas facing each other.

It was like a small village with huge houses.

The female gorillas seem civilized.

The n.a.k.e.d ones were men and the women were dressed like humans.

"We're willing to fight you this time!"

"We're done with it!" the woman with polka-dots leads the female gorilla army.

"Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!" the gorilla with leaf cape chants.

Suddenly, the parrots that were used to bait Emisyl starts attacking the gorilla with leaf cape.

"Ouch, ouch" the gorilla reacts.

As the parrots were weak, he quickly grabs them.

He looks at the parrot as it struggles to escape.

Everyone was watching this moment.

Suddenly, he eats it.

(Munch)

The other one tries to escape but was jumped by the other gorilla.

It then eats the parrot.

As it taste bad for them, they started spitting the parrots leaving a splattered bird's contents up the ground.

Suddenly, the gorilla with cape grabbed the female gorilla with polka-dots by the shoulders and squeezes her.

She then kisses her.

"Mhm... you is cute" the gorilla tells her.

"Stop! Stop!" the female gorilla fights back.

As Emisyl no longer like what he is seeing, he started charging.

"Gaaa!" he dives on one of the male gorillas and Cardil follows after.

The gorilla attempts to land a punch but Emisyl dodges by moving his body leftward.

He then pokes it with the handle of his spear and slices its neck then summons his shield to block another incoming attack.

Cardil appears behind Emisyl then performs a spin blazing attack that sliced another gorilla.

The burst of flames hit the other gorilla as well.

The gorilla with cape started looking behind him as he keeps hearing sounds of battle.

Realizing that his men were into a fight and losing, he got mad.

From lowered back, his body suddenly changed as he is covered with orange aura.

He started standing up straight and looking down on Emisyl and Cardil.

At this very moment, Emisyl and Cardil was still busy fighting the grunts of the gorilla with leaf cape.

"GRooohhh!!!" after finishing its form, it unleashed a cry.

Emisyl stabs and explodes an incoming gorilla with blue aura just to see where the sound is from.

He sees a gorilla with leaf cape, muscular body and smoking nose standing up in front of them.

The rest of gorillas moved back and guards their leader.

"Gyaaa!!" Cardil sends out blast of flame.

However, it poofed into nothing after the gorilla with cape slams it.

"You kill me frens" the gorilla tells Emisyl.

"Now, me kill you" he threatens.

Emisyl and Cardil stood their guard.

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