Journey To The West Is Going Nine To Five At Heaven Court

"Hahahaha, Xiao Nizi, you can't run away today!"

"The poor monks I met before were all serious women who couldn't do it. Thank you for the arrival of the little demon|grill, which makes the poor monks happy and happy!"

"Hey, it's pretty white, tusk tusk, the poor monk wants to learn more about it today!"

At this moment, Tang Sanzang’s arrogant voice spread,

Accompanied by the screams of the bones,

"do not want!"

"Let go, you animal|sheng!"

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva's brain hummed, his blood pressure was suddenly high, and he became pale with anger!

I never thought that such an outrageous thing would happen!

That's the white bone spirit, he is Tang Sanzang,

This is nowhere in the story of Tang Sanzang actually pressing the bones under him!

Is it because the bones have fallen into the evil spirit, or the Tang Sanzang has fallen into the evil spirit?

At this moment, Guanyin Bodhisattva still retains the last trace of luck,

She thought that Tang Sanzang would not really do such an outrageous thing.

Then……

Guanyin Bodhisattva saw pieces of clothing being torn and thrown out. It was the clothes of the bone spirit!

Guanyin Bodhisattva: "!!!"

The scene was out of control for a while,

Tang Sanzang's four masters and apprentices surrounded the bone spirits, getting closer and closer, and their voices became more and more evil.

Zhu Bajie’s wicked voice further accentuated the three-point sin,

"Hehehe, this smooth and white collarbone~!"

And the screams of the bone spirits' shame and rage sounded extremely harsh.

No one had thought that a demon who was going to come over to eat Tang Sanzang, now it was actually going to be eaten by Tang Sanzang!

Guanyin Bodhisattva is tangled in place,

If they were holding an ordinary good family woman, Guanyin Bodhisattva rushed over and came down.

And there are plenty of reasons to snatch the four Journey to the West from Chu Hao and take them to the West for brainwashing.

but……

The outrageous thing is,

It’s a banshee who is holding this special|Fairy,

There is no banshee in this world | The Law for the Protection of the Life and Property of the Fairy, not to mention it is the law, even if it is morality, there is nothing justified in Dharma!

Even this kind of thing can be directly classified as...

But Guanyin Bodhisattva, based on his simple concept, can't even be a fairy |

You are people who learn from the scriptures, how can you be so united when you break the lust and precepts, without blocking at all, or in this broad daylight, do it according to a banshee|elf... do that kind of thing!

Guanyin Bodhisattva desperately wants to turn a blind eye, after all, a banshee | fairy has no human rights,

Moreover, this difficulty also requires a reasonable advance by the bone spirit, especially the preciousness of Tang Monk's meat.

If Guanyin Bodhisattva shot, he would be afraid of backfire.

However, Guanyin Bodhisattva wanted to ignore it but couldn't bear it.

At this moment, there was a scream from the bone spirit,

"Don't!!!"

"Don't touch it, don't reach in!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva's face turned green!

Are you really getting into color?

And has it reached this point?

No, if you don't stop it, the bones will be on maternity leave later!

Guanyin Bodhisattva couldn't help it. She revealed her original body, standing on the Lotus flower, and shouted angrily:

"Stop it! In broad daylight, the world is in the sky, you and other people who learn from the classics, actually did this kind of thing!"

"You are committing a crime!"

The four masters and apprentices of Tang Sanzang heard Guanyin Bodhisattva's voice, and they did not rush or panic. They turned around slowly and looked at Guanyin Bodhisattva.

There was still a contented smile on Tang Sanzang's mouth.

"Hmm, what's the matter? Is there anything wrong with Guanyin Bodhisattva?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva is extremely angry,

"You are too much, how can you do such a thing?!"

"A banshee|Fairy, a banshee|Fairy are you all able to play?"

Tang Sanzang was full of weird faces,

"What's the situation? Is there any misunderstanding about Guanyin Bodhisattva?"

However, Guanyin Bodhisattva approached the people on the Westward Journey, but suddenly his face froze.

Because what she saw seemed a bit different from what she thought.

At this moment, lying among the four masters and apprentices of Tang Sanzang, is the bone spirit, and it is a|silk|not|hanging bone spirit——

A skeleton!

Surrounded by the four of Tang Sanzang, the white bone spirit had already revealed its original shape, and the clothes on his body had been completely stripped, leaving only the bare skeleton.

Guanyin Bodhisattva held his head in his hands, making him even more confused.

"How did you get a bone frame?"

"Is the appetite of the people who learn from it so wild now?"

However, Bodhisattva's words of Guanyin were exchanged for the contemptuous glances of everyone present.

Even, everyone doesn't even want to pay attention to Guanyin Bodhisattva for fear of being infected by Guanyin Bodhisattva's vulgarity.

Tang Sanzang held the collarbone in his hand very seriously, and carefully explained to the four apprentices:

"Apprentices, I have learned advanced Dharma from the emperor. Today, let’s learn more about women."

"The bone in my hand is the clavicle of the white bone essence. The function of this thing is very simple. It acts as a brace, propping the upper limbs away from the torso, expanding the person's field of vision, and protecting the internal organs."

"But be aware that this clavicle is very fragile, and a clavicle fracture is one of the most common fractures."

As Tang Sanzang was talking, he still pinched the white bone spirit's collarbone and broke it fiercely.

Snapped!

But after hearing a crisp sound, the bones of the white bone spirit broke.

Tang Sanzang continued very seriously:

"Now, look, this is a fracture, I didn't even try."

"Nowadays, women show off their shoulders at every turn and show off their clavicles. They don't know that this is revealing their own fatal weakness. Once they hit this, they will easily lead to fractures."

Bone Spirit: "???"

Are you alright?

What are you doing to break my collarbone? ! !

Or break it in person? I just don’t want Face?

Brother Sun Wukong nodded his head again and again, and studied advanced Dharma very seriously.

Tang Sanzang was also very excited, waving the collarbone in his hand, and said:

"Apprentices, we were not good at desecrating the dead before, but today there is a living demon|golden, still a woman, still a bone spirit!"

"Everything is fate, today the poor monk must teach you how to understand this red powder withered bones."

The bone spirit was almost crying when he heard it nearby.

"Holy monk, can you return my collarbone to me?"

Tang Sanzang waved his collarbone and threw it away.

Bone Spirit: "!!!"

My special collarbone!

Then Tang Sanzang grabbed the bones of the bones|legs very professionally, and said with a smile:

"Now, this is the big|leg of the white|flower|flower you have been looking at."

"The femur, also known as the thigh bone, the iliac bone, and the iliac bone, is the longest tubular bone in the human body.

The femoral head and acetabulum form the hip joint at the upper end, and the knee joint with the patella and the upper end of the tibia at the lower end, supporting the body weight. "

"Actually, there is nothing pretty."

Tang Sanzang dropped the femur in his hand.

Bone Spirit: "!!!"

Lost my big|leg bones? What do I take to walk?

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