Journey To The West: Poor Monks Do Not Want To Take The Western Classics

Chapter One Hundred and Eleven

Tang Yu was really not at all polite to Maitreya Buddha, opening his mouth just astonished.

And Maitreya Buddha did not dare to have the slightest complaint.

Who wants to ask others?

“Third brother, excuse me, excuse me, my brother has something to do with you.”

Maitreya Buddha with a flattering smile, bowed his knees, like a big eunuch.

The Guanyin Bodhisattva in the high heavens saw this scene, and felt more and more that Buddhism had fallen.

Even Maitreya Buddha became Tang Sanzang’s younger brother.

She was somewhat thankful, but fortunately she seized the opportunity.

He turned around and started to mix with Tang Sanzang.

“There is fart.”

Tang Yu grabbed a cigarette, looked at Maitreya Buddha, took out a cigarette with added material and handed it to him.

Very anxiously took it over: “Third Brother Xie, Third Brother Xie.”

Put the cigarette on and take a sip.

Maitreya Buddha said, “Third brother, I want to say, can you only supply cigarettes to Buddhism in the future?”

“Huh?” Tang Yu gave a hum, and turned his head to look at Fatty Mi in incomprehension.

“The third brother is like this. Heavenly Court has already discovered the benefits of this cigarette. And spent a large price to redeem a pack from the Buddha, but it is estimated that it will not take long before Heavenly Court will know that this cigarette came out of the third brother’s hand. of.”

Fatty Mi had no good way, so he said directly and truthfully.

“So, what the Buddha meant was that he hoped that the third brother would not supply to the heaven, but only to us Buddhism. After all, third brother, you are also a Buddhism, we should consider Buddhism, and the price of cigarettes, the Buddha also said, that’s okay. Tell the third brother a little bit more or less.”

Tang Yu understood.

I see.

Buddhism also began to do business.

Prepare to be an agent here, and then earn the difference from Heaven.

Therefore, the first thing they do is to monopolize cigarettes from themselves.

You can only ask Heaven to find a Buddhist exchange, even if it is scammed.

Heavenly Court also had no choice but to endure it.

It was just that Heavenly Court would also smoke, which surprised Tang Yu a bit.

From beginning to end, he was against Buddhism.

For Heavenly Court, he didn’t want to pit anything.

But he jumped into the pit on his own initiative.

After finishing talking, Fatty Mi looked at Tang Yu with a smile, waiting for him to make a decision.

“No, I’m a businessman. There is no reason why I don’t do business and make others cheaper.”

Tang Yu refused in one gulp.

He wants to control Buddhism through cigarettes, and Buddhism is probably the same, he wants to control the heaven.

This is absolutely necessary.

Since he took the initiative to jump into the pit, Tang Yu must hold the Heavenly Court in his hands.

“This, third brother, you are considering, the price is not a problem.”

“No need to think about it. Heavenly Court is now redeeming cigarettes with you. I won’t say anything, but if they ask me to redeem them, I won’t refuse. There is no reason why they shouldn’t do the door-to-door business.”

Tang Yu waved his hand impatiently.

“Do you have anything else? Get out if you don’t, I’m going to sleep.”

Seeing Tang Yu’s resolute attitude, Maitreya Buddha could not say anything.

If Tang Yu gets angered and breaks Buddhism’s cigarette, it will be over.

“Brother, something is up.”

Fatty Mi waved his hand and a bunch of magic weapons appeared in front of Tang Yu.

“Brother, how much do you think these can be exchanged for?”

Buddhism is really open and bright, and it has come up with so many magic weapons.

According to the price, Tang Yu directly exchanged fifty packs.

Then he waved his hand impatiently, indicating that Mi Fatty could roll the calf.

After exchanging cigarettes, Maitreya Buddha and Tang Yu politely bid farewell, and then left.

Originally, the Buddha also asked him to stare at Tang Sanzang and his party, assisting Guanyin Bodhisattva to make this difficult as possible.

At this moment, there is no complete monopoly of cigarettes from Tang Sanzang, and Heavenly Court will know it sooner or later. By then, it will definitely pass them directly and ask Tang Sanzang to exchange it.

This cigarette matter is the big deal.

Therefore, Maitreya Buddha hurriedly returned to the western sky, preparing to report to the Buddha and let him decide.

As for this difficulty, there is Guanyin Bodhisattva here, let her find a solution.

Back at Lingshan, Fatty Mi said the matter.

Tathagata Buddha frowned slightly, it seemed that it was not so easy to want to go to the Great Keng Heavenly Court.

This Tang Sanzang is also true. Isn’t the price given to him by Buddhism high?

As a person of Buddhism, he didn’t even consider Buddhism and looked towards the magic weapon with all his heart.

However, he is a fucking mortal, what does he want a magic weapon for?

My head is a bit messy, so I smoke one.

Now that there is a lot of smoke, I am not afraid to smoke anymore.

Don’t control, just smoke.

At this time, Ananda came to report: “Enlighten me to Buddha, and Taibai Jinxing asks to see you.”

“Let him in.”

Tathagata Buddha hurriedly sat up straight.

This old boy must have come to redeem cigarettes again.

“See Buddha.” Taibai Jinxing always felt a guilty conscience.

This fucking stole Li Jing’s exquisite pagoda, and also brought some treasures in his room.

Taking one is also taking, and taking two is also taking.

So, take it all by the way.

“Taibai, what does it mean to come here?” Tathagata Buddha asked knowingly, dangling a cigarette.

Taibai Jinxing smiled awkwardly: “Enlighten the Buddha, Xiaoxian is here to find the Buddha to exchange some cigarettes.”

“There is no problem at all.” Tathagata Buddha said.

Not long ago, Mi Fatty brought back a full fifty packs.

Even if the distribution to the people below is finished, there are still these thirty packs in the hands of Buddha Tathagata.

Looking at the Buddhas, it was absolutely impossible for Taibai Jinxing to take out Li Jing’s exquisite pagoda in such an upright manner.

After hesitating a little, he said: “Enlighten Buddha, this time I brought some special treasures.”

The meaning is obvious, so many people, I can’t get it out, I have to give it to you sneakily.

The Tathagata Buddha was slightly surprised, knowing that last time, he took out all of Taibai Jinxing’s home and exchanged for a pack of cigarettes.

But looking at the appearance of Taibai Jinxing at this moment, it is obvious that he has brought some good things.

As for him teasing himself?

Ha ha.

Borrow him two courage.

The Tathagata Buddha waved his hand to isolate the Buddhas.

At this moment, only him and Taibaijinxing were left, looking at Taibaijinxing so solemnly.

He couldn’t help but became curious: “What the hell is it?”

Taibai Jinxing gritted his teeth and took out the things.

After a while, he took two packs of cigarettes and left contentedly.

The eyes of the Buddha looked at him, full of weirdness.

The Buddhas looked at each other and couldn’t help becoming curious.

What did Taibaijinxing take to exchange for cigarettes?

It’s so mysterious.

Heavenly Court.

Li Jing had been rescued and came back surreptitiously.

The first thing to come back is to go back to the room and take the Linglong Pagoda.

As Tota Li Tianwang, he has no pagoda, and he has no momentum.

The most important thing is that this exquisite pagoda is Nezha’s nemesis.

If he knows that the pagoda is not on his body, then he is likely to turn his face on himself.