Journey To The West: Poor Monks Do Not Want To Take The Western Classics

Chapter 141 Jade Huazhou

Ever since, the six-eared macaque took the stick and pointed it at his head.

Poems in the mouth came out slowly.

“On the noon of the day of hoeing, sweat drips down the soil. Look up at the bright moon, bow your head to think of hometown…”

Um?

It seems to be mispronounced, but that’s it.

All the people who are watching here are dumbfounded, and don’t know what this means.

The six-eared macaque laughed and said, “I’ll go too.”

boom.

The hard-hearted soldier hit his head heavily, and at the same time even the soul blew himself up, and he couldn’t die.

Even if Maitreya Buddha wanted to stop him, he failed.

Tathagata sighed heavily.

The six-eared macaque just died like this?

And before he died, he also slapped Heavenly Court and Buddhism over and over again.

Maitreya Buddha stepped forward to see if it could be rescued.

But the six-eared macaque is completely dead.

Even the soul blew himself up.

“Amitabha Buddha.” Maitreya Buddha said the Buddha’s name and returned to the Western Heaven.

Tathagata lit a cigarette depressed and touched his head.

Everyone can see that Buddhism is very depressed.

So the Buddhas below are also very clear, no one dares to say something messy.

I’m afraid of making the Buddha unhappy.

“Buddha, I’m back.” Maitreya Buddha returned to Lingshan and sat in his little pink gauze account.

The six-eared macaque is dead.

But what about the monkey, Monkey King?

Forget it, don’t think about it.

The most important thing at the moment is to complete the immediate problem-solving first.

Tang Yu and his apprentices walked into Yuhuazhou.

He didn’t rush into the palace to exchange customs clearance documents.

The second nerd looked at the brothel in the distance, with Fan Guang in his eyes looking at Tang Yu expectantly.

“Go, go. I’m not in the mood as a teacher today, so I won’t be with you.”

Tang Yu took out some silver and threw it to Zhu Bajie.

Zhu Bajie smiled and walked into the brothel.

As for Tang Yu, he took Wu Keng and San Lengzi into the largest restaurant.

“It’s delicious, give me more meat.”

Tang Yu ordered the shop second.

Along the way, I did eat a lot of cattle and sheep.

But it’s enough to eat it all the time.

The monk wants to eat meat?

The shop Xiaoer didn’t respond for a long time, and looked at Tang Yu blankly.

It wasn’t until Tang Yu urged that Xiao Er in the shop hurriedly prepared.

The three masters and apprentices, wherever they go, there is a scenery.

Being looked at constantly, Tang Yu was dangling a cigarette, expressionless, and didn’t care.

Soon, the dishes filled the table.

Tang Yu greeted the two apprentices, feasting and eating like a cloud.

After a long time, he came out of the restaurant with a full hiccup, with a toothpick hanging from his mouth.

Wherever he went, he attracted a lot of attention.

A soldier who pulled over asked: “How do I get to the palace?”

It’s getting late, go to the palace to sleep.

Otherwise, you have to spend money to sleep here, which can save you a little bit.

“Go straight ahead and you will see the palace.”

Just as Tang Yu was about to take a step, a figure vaguely appeared from the sky.

It was a woman, dressed in a white dress like snow, fluttering in the air.

“Weak water.” Monkey King and Sha Wujing said at the same time.

Weak water goddess of heaven.

Born in weak water, longer than weak water.

When Zhu Bajie was the Marshal Tianpeng, he led a hundred thousand naval forces and guarded Tianhe.

The so-called Tianhe is three thousand weak waters.

“Weak water, see holy monk.”

The weak water fell in front of a few people.

The black hair is like ink, the skin is snowy, the eyebrows are curved, and the nose is straight.

There seemed to be water rippling in his eyes.

“It turned out to be the weak water fairy.”

Tang Yu smiled: “I don’t know why the fairy suddenly came to the lower realm?”

Some mortals bowed to the ground one after another.

“See fairy.”

Glancing at several people, Qianshui said: “Why don’t you see Marshal Tianpeng when you pass by here?”

“No.” Tang Yu snarled at the brothel next to him.

Could it be said that Weak Shui came to visit Zhu Bajie, and it was not impossible.

A thousand years of loneliness on the bank of weak water.

In the legend, weak water is highly poisonous, and it is absolutely inaccessible under the quasi-sage.

But Zhu Bajie is naturally immune to weak water.

So when he was Marshal Tianpeng, he spent many years with Weak Shui.

A trace of surprise appeared in Qianshui’s eyes, and he couldn’t imagine that the former Grand Marshal of the canopy had been nostalgic for such a soot place like the brothel.

As if thinking of something, her eyes dimmed.

After a while, he smiled at Tang Yu faintly: “Holy monk, I have something to do, I’m leaving.”

With that, the figure flew up.

As the weak water went away, the kneeling man stood up.

Tang Yu quickly came to the palace with his apprentice.

But before he could get close, he was surrounded by soldiers.

“Audacious monk, dare to come into the net?”

Who doesn’t know Yuhua Prefecture, their majesty hates monks.

This is related to a dream made by His Majesty the King.

One day, His Majesty the King had a dream.

Dreaming that he was surrounded by a group of bald heads, scared him to sweat, but those bald heads laughed.

One by one bowed their heads, shaking your majesty with their bald heads.

His Majesty woke up in shock at that time.

He thought it was a bad struggle, so he began to order the bald donkey to be suppressed.

As a result, there are no temples in Yuhua Prefecture.

Tang Yu frowned slightly: “Wu Keng, fall down, don’t hurt your life.”

Monkey King jumped forward, smiled, blew out in one breath, and suddenly everyone fell to the ground.

Walking towards the palace, a large group of people fell behind.

A first-level alarm sounded in the entire palace.

This is someone trying to usurp the throne.

The soldiers from the entire palace gathered.

But under Monkey King’s breath, all fell.

His Majesty Yuhuazhou, sitting on the dragon chair, shivered and dared not move.

Tang Yu walked over, sat next to him, picked up two grapes and threw them in his mouth.

“Your Majesty, don’t be afraid, we are not seeking power to usurp the throne.” Tang Yu comforted.

How could this majesty be so finished.

Looks like this, after waiting for a while, I got scared to pee.

There was a smile on the king’s face that was more ugly than crying: “Holy monk, haha… I wonder what the holy monk is doing here?”

Hearing that he was not seeking power to usurp the throne, he let go of his heart.

These people are obviously not mortals.

With just such a breath, his elite soldiers fell to the ground one after another, with no room to fight back.

If he really wanted to seek power to usurp the throne, he could only watch.

“Sign me this.” Tang Yu took out the customs clearance certificate and threw it over: “In addition, arrange a few rooms for me, sleep, and feel sleepy.”

Tang Yu commanded the king as if he had come to his own home.

“Yes, yes, I will do it right away.” The king did not dare to complain at all, but promised again and again, taking the customs clearance certificate and stamping it.

Then let someone lead a few people to take a rest.

Until Tang Yu and others walked into the room, the king fell directly from his chair, gasping for breath.

Western sky.

Seeing this scene, the Buddhas suddenly became a little speechless.

All looked at the Buddha.

Tathagata Buddha wrinkled his brows with a cigarette in his mouth.

No one would have thought that Tang Sanzang would directly force himself in.

Is this going to be finished again?