Journey To The West: Poor Monks Do Not Want To Take The Western Classics

Chapter 242: Have a drink with the Jade Emperor

The heavenly people have retired.

The Jade Emperor told Tang Sanzang directly.

No matter what you want to do, even if it is raining on Fengxian County, you can.

Anyway, this difficulty is also asking Fengxian County for rain.

Can be considered complete.

Although there were some flaws because of Tang Sanzang’s deity, there was no problem at all.

For the travellers on the Westward Journey, the Jade Emperor did not want them to complete the catastrophe.

But compared to them messing around in the heavenly court, it would be better to let them do this directly.

Anyway, from the beginning to the present, not many catastrophes have been completed.

As long as it’s not in his heavenly court, it’s okay.

The Jade Emperor now hopes that this great god will leave as soon as possible.

Stop messing around in this heavenly court, and go to Huo Huoxitian quickly.

At that time, watching the virtue of Xitian being Huo Huocheng, I heard that all the Buddhas were worried.

Many times, the Jade Emperor woke up with a smile in his dreams.

Therefore, now the Jade Emperor extremely expected Tang Sanzang to leave.

Because he was also afraid of Buddhism, because of this incident, he watched the jokes of heaven.

“Brother Emperor, what are you talking about?”

Tang Yu said a little unhappy: “I’m here to take a stroll. I haven’t been to Heavenly Court. The last time I came, I was blocked by your little brother at the Southern Heaven Gate. Come on, Brother Di, wholesome. One bite.”

Picked up the Jiuyu Emperor and took a sip.

“The third child, you have to understand me. You are a Buddhist man. If you rush into my heavenly court, it’s not good, isn’t it?”

“Brother Emperor, let’s not talk about it, let’s not talk about those. Drink, drink.”

Dried with a bowl of wine.

The Jade Emperor immediately realized the benefits of this thing.

There is a feeling of ecstasy.

The most important thing is to drink with Tang Sanzang, without worrying about smoking at all.

And if you can get along with Tang Sanzang, then it will be of great benefit to exchange cigarettes with him in the future.

“The third child, did you come up because of the rain in Fengxian County? This is simple. I will now make an order to let the Dragon King rain on Fengxian County. I am the Jade Emperor and I am the boss of the Three Realms. Who dares not listen? Mine.” The Jade Emperor belched a wine, waved his hand, and yelled, “Here you are.”

“See Your Majesty.”

As the number one dog in the heavenly court, Taibai Venus has been waiting outside, fearing what his Majesty needs.

“Proclaim the decree, it will rain, it will rain on Fengxian County, the rain will be bigger.”

The Jade Emperor waved his hand and made an order.

“Brother Emperor, isn’t this bad? Didn’t it rain until the dog finishes adding the noodles, the chicken finishes the rice, and the fire breaks the locks? Doesn’t this affect your credibility?”

Tang Yu is very considerate of the Jade Emperor.

“Shit.” The Jade Emperor glanced disdainfully, his face flushed, and he hiccuped, and continued: “Who am I? The Jade Emperor, the boss of the Three Realms, I have to listen to me. Rain, let me see who dares to object, I will kill him.”

“I said it was raining, and even Tathagata did not dare to object.”

Tang Yu took out a cigarette and handed it to him.

The Jade Emperor was smoking a cigarette, his eyes were a little blurred: “The three realms are mine. It rains, it doesn’t matter at all. The third child, what’s the matter in this three realms, squeak, so good.”

“Don’t think you are a Buddhist, but the emperor admires you.” The Jade Emperor patted Tang Yu on the shoulder.

Taibai Jinxing looked dumbfounded.

I don’t know what to do anymore.

What did Tang Sanzang drink for your majesty?

Why is it so strange.

Standing in a daze for a while, I didn’t know what to do.

To deliver the decree?

What if your Majesty regrets it after he wakes up.

But don’t go, this is anti-decree.

Zhu Bajie was holding back a smile.

He found that he still underestimated his master.

He actually drank too much for the Jade Emperor.

Seeing Taibai Jinxing did not move.

The Jade Emperor scolded once again: “Why don’t you go to deliver the decree?”

Taibai Jinxing didn’t move, making Jade Emperor feel a little lost.

Especially in front of the youngest.

Just boasted about going to Haikou, this is not easy to say.

“According to the purpose.”

Taibai Jinxing hurriedly recovered.

Go to the Dragon King and convey your majesty’s will and let him rain.

“The third child, do you think I am so good? In a word, who dares not listen, haha, if you don’t listen to me, you will die.”

The Jade Emperor patted his chest and smiled triumphantly.

It was just because of drunkenness that his old face flushed and his eyes blurred.

It looked like it was a little less majestic than usual.

“Brother Emperor, don’t talk about your strength.”

Tang Yu gave a thumbs up: “You are the Lord of the Three Realms, the leader. It won’t work for anyone in front of you.”

“That’s right, no one is right in front of me, because the Three Realms are mine.”

The Jade Emperor picked up the bowl on his own and took another bite.

See if his wine is gone.

Tang Yu was very considerate to fill him again.

“Brother Emperor, don’t say anything else, drink, drink.”

Tang Yu greeted the Jade Emperor.

“Come on, the third child. Drink and don’t talk about anything else. If you have anything to do in the future, tell the emperor, I can still talk about the Three Realms. Don’t be polite if you have anything.”

The Jade Emperor patted his chest and Tang Yu assured him.

How does this have the same virtue as the Tathagata Buddha.

Have a drink.

There seems to be no one, no one is in the eye.

The wine is not good.

Tang Yu secretly despised.

Taibai Jinxing quickly conveyed his majesty’s will to the East China Sea Dragon King.

It fell with heavy rain.

The people of Fengxian County were silent in a trance.

Some people even knelt on the ground and kept kowtow.

Thank God for his mercy.

Except they cheered.

Lingshan.

The Buddhas also cheered.

Ha ha.

It’s done.

Finally it became a problem.

The whole Da Leiyin Temple was full of cheers.

It’s just why the Buddha is not there.

Naturally, such a thing cannot be without the Buddha.

The ancient Buddha burning lantern hurriedly dispatched Manjushri to invite the Buddha out.

Now it has become a problem.

Such a good thing must also make the Buddha happy together.

Even the Maitreya Buddha and the ancient Buddha Burning Deng took out the souvenirs they bought at that time.

That is fireworks.

Ready to put a wave.

Celebrate, celebrate.

Manjushri came to the Buddha’s Zen room and called twice, but the Buddha never answered.

After hesitating for a while, he pushed aside the Buddhist monastery.

Suddenly a smell of tobacco and alcohol came out of the shop.

Manjushri could not help coughing twice.

I saw it in the Zen room.

Some vegetarian dishes were scattered, and two bottles were thrown on the ground in a mess.

As for the Tathagata Buddha, lying on the ground, he was asleep.

And he was holding a bowl in his arms.

Open mouth, snoring, snoring.

It was like dull thunder.

What’s the matter?

Manjushri was a little dazed.

“Buddha, Buddha, wake up, wake up…” Manjushri pushed the Buddha, trying to wake him up.

After all, it has become a difficult task.

This is something that makes people happy, no matter how you have to make the Buddha happy.

The most important thing is that the fireworks haven’t been set yet.

Just waiting for his main character to arrive.

Then you can set off fireworks to celebrate.

“Hiccup…” Tathagata Buddha hiccuped, opened his eyes blankly and took a look, then turned over and continued to fall asleep, still murmured: “Where is the wine…”