Journey To The West: Poor Monks Do Not Want To Take The Western Classics

Chapter 244

Chapter 244: The Mute Cannon Exploded

The lighted fireworks did not go off for a long time.

The Buddhas all wondered if this was a dumb gun after all.

Tathagata Buddha frowned slightly, his expression a little gloomy.

The difficulty that Buddhism has accomplished is to come out to celebrate.

The fireworks didn’t go off, dumb cannons.

Manjushri Bodhisattva was also a little embarrassed. He hesitated for a while, protected his body with mana, and walked forward, holding the fireworks in his hand and inspecting it.

Fiddling around, I still couldn’t feel where the problem was.

The fireworks are facing the Buddha and other Buddhas.

Put the fireworks in your ears, and Manjushri Bodhisattva listened carefully.

Search, bang…

The Buddhas were all stunned, looking towards the Buddha, their eyes were filled with surprise, and they didn’t dare to believe it.

One after another, the fireworks rushed to the Buddha’s body.

The Buddha closed his eyes and greeted the bombardment.

As if the heart is dead.

Search, bang…

Manjushri was also stunned, holding fireworks, and the sound of searching and searching kept ringing, as if he was holding a Gatling.

He even forgot to move the fireworks.

Just watching the Buddha helplessly, he was drowned in the artillery fire.

After a long time.

The smoke dissipated.

Tathagata Buddha still closed his eyes.

Like a real warrior after the baptism of artillery fire.

Strands of green smoke lingered from his body.

The robes were also ragged and tattered, and his body was completely dark.

This Lingshan is silent.

And Manjushri stood in the same place stupidly, without blinking his eyes.

Still holding, the fireworks that have been set off.

The ancient Buddha burning lantern hurriedly turned his head and recited two Buddhist titles in silence.

Amitabha, Amitabha.

I was planning to celebrate a wave, but I didn’t expect such an accident to happen.

Even the ancient Buddha of Burning Lantern did not hesitate to use great mana to block the sun in the entire Lingshan.

Ahem…

A low cough sounded from the Tathagata Buddha’s mouth, accompanied by two puffs of black smoke.

The Tathagata Buddha was covered in black paint, and he couldn’t see his original appearance at all.

Fortunately, he is a quasi-sage.

If it is an ordinary mortal, under such artillery bombardment, it will pass away if the whole is not good.

“Buddha, atonement, atonement.”

Recovered, Manjushri hurriedly threw the fireworks in his hand and knelt on the ground.

No one thought that such a thing happened.

Especially when compared to an artilleryman like Manjushri Bodhisattva.

The fireworks were misfired. He picked it up and checked it. Is it wrong?

That’s absolutely true.

However, the barrel was pointed at the Buddha, which is wrong.

Ahem…

Tathagata Buddha coughed twice again, he opened his eyes, grinned with a mouthful of white teeth.

“very good.”

Tathagata Buddha said two words in a low voice.

But everyone heard that the Buddha’s voice was wrong.

Especially Manjushri was trembling, and he was even ready to be caught by the Buddha.

But unexpectedly, the Tathagata Buddha snorted and turned and walked into the Da Lei Yin Temple.

Suddenly some Buddha looked at each other.

Manjushri Bodhisattva secretly breathed a sigh of relief, with a feeling of escaping from the dead.

“As expected, I am Buddha. I need to learn this kind of accommodating capacity.”

The ancient Buddha of Burning Lantern said: “Those who make great things must have the capacity to tolerate others. In this regard, the old monk is far from the Buddha, and he deserves to be the Tathagata Buddha of the Western Heaven.”

Waved.

The whole Lingshan became bright again.

It took a long time for the Buddhas to walk slowly into the Da Leiyin Temple.

The Tathagata Buddha changed his robes with a gloomy face, sitting on the small bench in front of him, turning a blind eye to the Buddhas.

Exactly the same as when they don’t exist.

The fireworks caused some accidents and bombed the Buddha.

Manjushri Bodhisattva, a careful-minded fellow, actually took the initiative to pass a cigarette to Tathagata Buddha.

Maybe he felt embarrassed, maybe because he was afraid of being blamed by the Buddha.

Heavenly Court.

The two Jade Emperor and Tang Yu drank happily.

One for the emperor, one for the third.

If Taibai Jinxing pulls away the Jade Emperor, he will worship Tang Yu on the spot.

“The third child, I’ll be fine in the future. You will come to my heavenly court to see how I entertain you. It will be over. Before you came, you didn’t tell me. In the future, you and I will tell you in advance that we can’t be so cold, it’s not. Slap me in the face?”

The old Jade Emperor’s face flushed red, and he hiccups from time to time, with a cigarette in his hand, while talking and making gestures.

“With me, I have everything to eat. The Three Realms are mine. Just say, what you want to eat, there is no one, I will let someone do it now.”

He collapsed on Taibai Jinxing’s body, but still compared with Tang Yu.

The domineering arrogance of the Lord of the Three Realms was very clear at this moment.

Jae and the youngest promised that he must have a good reception next time.

As the Lord of the Three Realms, I actually let people sit on the floor and eat some simple things like this. This works.

Isn’t this a face slap?

“Brother Emperor, when I come next time, our brothers are having a good drink.” Tang Yu said, looking drunk, but in fact he was very clear-headed.

It has rained in Fengxian County.

I drank too much to the Jade Emperor.

It’s time to withdraw.

So that the other one can do things easily.

“Lao San, the emperor is waiting for you…” The Jade Emperor hiccups.

“Go, Brother Di, you go to bed early, brother still has to learn from the experience, no, you can’t delay it.”

Tang Yu jumped on Sun Wukong’s back: “Brother Emperor, I’m leaving, I’m leaving.”

“Hey, the third child, what are you doing? Come down and ask someone to carry you back. I’ll find someone to drive you.” The Jade Emperor drew a dazed Taibai Jinxing to the side: “Go, give my dragon a ride. .”

Taibai Jinxing was completely stunned.

I don’t know what to do anymore.

His Majesty actually wanted to send Tang Sanzang with a dragon driver.

Fortunately, at a critical moment, Tang Yu spoke: “Brother Emperor, then no, no, I will let Wu Keng carry me, swish, I will be there, don’t worry.”

Tang Yu patted Monkey King and signaled that he could leave.

“Brother Emperor, I’m going first, I’m going first, and I have to learn from my experience. You should rest early, and rest early.”

“Hey, third, third…”

Seeing Tang Yu leaving, the Jade Emperor yelled twice.

Taibai Jinxing supported the Jade Emperor: “Your Majesty, let’s go and rest first.”

Sun Wukong carried Tang Yu on his back and headed towards the lower realm.

As for what happened again in Heavenly Court.

Then it has nothing to do with Tang Yu.