Journey To The West: Poor Monks Do Not Want To Take The Western Classics

Chapter 279 It’s better to be born

As the Buddha’s voice fell.

The whole Lingshan fell silent.

There was no sound.

Maitreya Buddha is pregnant?

This sound was like a thunder, flashing in the ears of the Buddhas.

Maitreya Buddha was a man, and he was pregnant.

Some Buddhas quickly realized that this was the result of being fooled by drinking the water of the Zimu River.

As for Maitreya Buddha being ruined.

The Buddha definitely wouldn’t say it, after all, the less shameful things you know, the better.

The lower bound.

Samantabhadra quickly found Maitreya Buddha.

It’s just that the picture can’t bear to look directly at it.

“Bold mortals, dare to defile the people of Buddhism.”

Samantabhadra stood tall in the sky, with Buddha’s light shining all over his body, and shouted at the people below.

Hear the words.

Maitreya Buddha’s empty eyes showed a slight expression.

The eyes fluctuated, but they soon hollowed out again.

Sniffing his nose, a drop of tears slid down the corner of his eyes.

He was ruined.

Also pregnant.

There is no time to delay here anymore. Samantabhadra waved his hand, turned and left with Maitreya Buddha.

It just cleansed Maitreya Buddha with great magic power.

Um, this purification is not another purification.

The meaning of cleansing the body is abbreviated as purifying.

Maitreya Buddha is pregnant, and now the top priority is to find a way to abort.

The water in the Zimu River is not so simple.

It can be said that there is no cure for the Laotai Spring Water.

Even the quasi-sage could not refine the fetus in the womb.

Of course, except for saints.

If Maitreya Buddha is pregnant, the Buddha goes to the saint behind him.

Then he must still get pumped.

Came to understand Yangshan.

Samantabhadra Bodhisattva roared: “Ruyi is a real immortal, please come out and bow down soon.”

Maitreya Buddha looked at him, his lips moved.

He really wants to say, Samantabhadra, let’s not hit the wall, okay?

I’m all of this virtue, so quickly find a way to solve it.

At this moment, Ruyi Zhenxian looked at the already empty Laotai Spring, in a daze.

Completely gone.

He didn’t even notice how to lose it.

Anyway, when I woke up, I was gone.

Hearing the yelling of Samantabhadra, he hurried out: “See Samantabhadra.”

As for Maitreya Buddha now has a big belly, for the sake of the face of Buddhism, it is absolutely impossible to be seen by outsiders.

“Ruyi Zhenxian, I will come here and get some water from the fetal spring again. If you don’t go and call it soon.”

Samantabhadra standing tall above the sky, said Huo Sheng.

This virtue is like talking to people, it is the honor of others.

“This…this…”

Ruyi Zhenxian ran with cold sweat on his forehead, hesitated for a long time, and then said: “Enlighten Samantabhadra Bodhisattva, lost the birth of spring water, lost… lost…”

Suddenly Maitreya Buddha’s heart suddenly burst.

However, Samantabhadra Bodhisattva flashed directly and rushed in. Seeing that the water from the birthplace spring was completely clean, the whole person was stunned on the spot.

Maitreya Buddha’s lips trembled slightly, as if he wanted to say something.

But I couldn’t say a word.

Without the abortion spring, what can the child in his stomach do?

Unless go to the saint to resolve?

But Maitreya Buddha didn’t want others to know too much about such a shameful thing.

I want to have a majestic Maitreya Buddha in the West, with a respectable status.

If such a thing happened, if the Buddhas knew it.

How did he gain a foothold in the Western Heaven.

However, what he didn’t know was that the whole Xitian knew about his pregnancy now.

“Go back to the west.”

Samantabhadra really has no choice.

Be prepared to take Maitreya Buddha and return to the West, let the Buddha think of a solution.

Of course, he refused to return to the Western Heavenly Maitreya Buddha, but his stomach pain was unbearable.

Suddenly.

I couldn’t help feeling a little bit ashamed, and the broken jar broke and fell.

never mind.

Love what is going on.

Following Samantabhadra and the Maitreya Buddha returned to the western sky.

The faces of all the Buddhas in the west became weird, and some even took a deep look at Maitreya Buddha’s belly.

It seems to be studying something.

“An accident happened to the Buddha.”

Samantabhadra said.

The Buddha of Tathagata dangling his cigarette, his eyes calm, his expression calm.

Something happened?

Ha ha.

What else can happen.

From the point of view of Buddha Tathagata, after repeated blows, there is nothing left to make him feel a big problem.

The mentality has unknowingly improved.

Buddhism.

“Lost birth spring water.”

Samantabhadra Samantabhadra secretly glanced at the Tathagata Buddha and reported the truth.

“Oh.”

Tathagata Buddha responded calmly.

The Buddhas looked at each other, and they all felt that there was something wrong with the Buddha.

Such a calm attitude is totally inappropriate.

“How can this be good?”

Burning lantern ancient Buddha became anxious.

Buddhism Maitreya Buddha was pregnant and gave birth to a child?

This is fucking horrible.

Fortunately, it was discovered in time, it has not been known to everyone in the heavens, if it is known by the heavens.

Buddhism is likely to be completely reduced to a laughing stock.

Although a lot of things have happened in Buddhism, people secretly watched jokes.

But anything, in terms of impact, is insignificant compared to Maitreya Buddha’s pregnancy.

Tathagata Buddha took out a cigarette, and then used the smoked cigarette to face it.

Light blue smoke sprayed from the Buddha’s mouth, and he only heard the Buddha’s voice saying emptyly: “Otherwise, give birth. Lingshan is so big, although there are some financial problems, a child is still raised.”

“Buddha…”

The ancient Buddha of Burning Lantern looked at Buddha Tathagata in amazement, never expected that he would say such a thing.

“Buddha, Buddha…Help…”

Maitreya Buddha cried and prayed loudly to the Tathagata Buddha.

He even wondered if it was because of the general election that the Buddha still hated him and deliberately embarrassed him.

Although there is no fetus spring water, as long as the saint takes the shot, it can also refine the fetus.

However, Maitreya Buddha was really wrong about this.

If Maitreya is pregnant, trouble the saint behind it.

Tathagata Buddha wanted to get his own ending, it was inevitable that he would be drawn, and he still smiled, as if admitting his mistake.

When he thought of this, the Buddha felt he was really fucking frustrated.

“You can’t die if you have a child.”

The Buddha rejoiced and said, “I think it’s better to be born. It can be regarded as injecting fresh blood into Buddhism.”

“Buddha, this must never happen.”

Burning the ancient Buddha said: “If the Buddha really gave birth to a child, then the face of the Buddha will be completely lost. If the two saints know about it, I am afraid that they will blame the Buddha for this.”

He said that these Tathagata Buddha had already thought of it.

It’s hard.

If you take Maitreya Buddha to see the saint, you’re fucking beaten up.

If let him live, the saint knows, then I am afraid he will also have to be beaten.

The Tathagata Buddha was really frustrated for this purpose.

No wonder the Buddha has gone out to go it alone.

The plan to reopen the company.

Where there is oppression, there is resistance.