Journey To The West: Poor Monks Do Not Want To Take The Western Classics

The 536th chapter is no smoke in heaven

As the boss of the heavenly court, there is nothing you can do, what can we do?

The gods murmured in their hearts.

But the realization has always fallen on that half of the cigarette, and I can’t wait to grab it, light it, and take a sip.

But just think about it.

Although cigarettes are good, remember not to kill them.

Cigarettes are precious, and the price of life is higher.

“Your Majesty Kai.”

Taibai Jinxing battled out; “In the humble opinion of the old official, the entire heavenly court is now out of smoke, causing the gods to be impetuous. Not long ago, even two teams of heavenly soldiers, because of a cigarette butt, because of the battle time. Although there is no absolute Tai Many casualties, but this is also a small refraction.”

“If it is not resolved in time, there will probably be some major problems, and it is not impossible to even cause chaos in the gods.”

“I fucking know, what I asked is how to solve it?” The Jade Emperor patted the table heavily, and Long Yan said furiously.

How to deal with it?

He walked the road to death, and asked us how to solve it?

What can we do.

Turning to Taibaijinxing also regretted it.

You must know that when Tang Sanzang was imprisoned, his tone was not very good when he asked Tang Sanzang to get the cigarettes.

Thinking of this, Taibai Jinxing couldn’t wait to give himself two big mouths.

“On this point, in the old official’s humble opinion, it is better to find the Tathagata… the leader of the bald gang.”

Taibai Jinxing said: “Now the Bald Gang has announced that they have mixed up with Tang Sanzang, let alone anything else, at least this cigarette problem will definitely be resolved.”

After a pause, Taibai Jinxing continued: “It is not ruled out that the bald gang took the opportunity to sit on the ground and raise the price, but even so, the old minister believes that this loss, we are still determined. Because there is no way now, this is the only way.”

about this point.

The Jade Emperor had already thought of it.

What he was afraid of was that his bald head would help them sit on the floor and raise the price, taking the opportunity to threaten them.

In this regard, if there are other ways, the Jade Emperor definitely does not want this.

But now there is simply no other way.

It seems that it can only be so.

The Jade Emperor sighed heavily.

The dignified lord of the Three Realms, the boss of heaven, carrying a handle, is now worried about a cigarette.

Thinking back to that year, half a root was lost.

Now such glory seems to be gone.

“What if, Buddhism… uh… won’t you give me a bald head?” The Jade Emperor said worriedly.

“In the opinion of the old man, there is nothing that can’t be exchanged, it’s nothing more than not enough chips.”

Taibai Jinxing sneered coldly: “Everything in the world can be exchanged, as long as there are enough chips.”

The Jade Emperor squinted his eyes slightly, and seemed to be thinking about it. For a long time he said, “Taibai is right. If that’s the case, it’s up to you to go and negotiate with the bald gang. Be sure to get the cigarettes.”

After a little pondering, the Jade Emperor explained some things about Taibaijinxing.

It is what he thinks is the issue of the final reserve price.

If it exceeds this reserve price, there is no need.

However, in Taibaijinxing’s view, it is not the question of how much they pay now, but the price of the bald gang.

Regardless of the price of the bald head, it is wise to take down cigarettes.

But the Jade Emperor’s gave a reserve price.

If the negotiation fails this time, the next time I am afraid it will not be so easy.

However, the Jade Emperor had decided.

Too platinum star dare nothing.

After receiving the decree, he headed towards Luojia Mountain in the lower realm.

When I left, I took all my net worth.

Because he has to exchange it too.

It is good to exchange even a few.

There are no cigarettes, it’s really damn good.

Scratching the heart and scratching the liver.

Luojia Mountain.

With the return of Lai Ge, the news was announced.

Tang Sanzang has accepted them.

Immediately, he deliberately or unintentionally sent the Three Realms, telling others that they were all mixed up with Tang Sanzang.

At this point, the Buddhas were completely relieved.

Who are they afraid of with the third child behind?

After all, the third child is someone who even Hongjun dared to provoke again and again.

Suddenly, the Buddhas, um, the members of the Bald Gang, directly felt that they stood up and felt confident.

Brother Lai, in particular, is in a good mood.

The era of big mouths has completely passed away.

Now is a brand new era belonging to their bald gang.

It is worth celebrating.

Since then, Brother Lai greeted the members of the bald gang, and everyone celebrated.

In the past two days, I was drunk, dreaming and dying every day.

His career or something has now been left aside by Brother Lai.

He came out at that time, but it was not his intention.

Just want to escape from the big mouth.

In fact, Lai Ge didn’t feel well.

If it weren’t for making any disagreement, just slap him, and look at him slightly so high that Brother Lai would not leave.

But no, they only remember the wrong things Lai Ge did, but they don’t remember Lai Ge’s merits.

Come up with a big mouth.

No one can stand it.

I think back in those days, when I came to the world, I was in the three realms and six realms.

Whoever sees him, does not bow down to the ground, and respectfully calls the Buddha.

Now he can only hide in this small place of Luojia Mountain, as a temporary habitat, linger.

The glory is gone.

Looking at the bald heads helping you members, drinking wine and smoking cigarettes.

Guanyin Bodhisattva smiled bitterly.

Left here.

Today’s Luojia Mountain is smoky, and the wine bottle is all over the place.

I can’t see the peaceful atmosphere of the past at all.

Good Buddhism people have now fallen to this point.

Guanyin Bodhisattva’s mood is a bit complicated.

A ray of light flashed from the high sky.

Then the voice resounded: “Taibai Jinxing asks to see the Tathagata… Please see the bald head helper.”

Brother Lai stared at Taibai in the sky. He hiccuped and lit a cigarette for himself: “Taibai came to the west of mine… and came to my bald head to help, so what’s the matter?”

Looking at the cigarettes placed, Taibai Jinxing’s eyes lit up slightly, with a trace of desire.

Lai Ge Kaba glanced, then took out one and threw it to Taibai Jinxing: “Come on.”

Taibai Jinxing hurriedly took it and held it on his mouth, his fingers burst out with blue flames, lit the cigarette, and took a strong sip.

Suddenly Taibaijinxing felt refreshed.

Still a familiar taste, a familiar feeling.

Looking at the virtue of Taibai Jinxing, Lai Ge felt a trace of enlightenment in his heart.

Taibai Jinxing must have been instructed by the Jade Emperor to come here.

But what is worth them?

It must be a problem with cigarettes.

Thinking of this, Lai Ge shook his head and straightened his waist.

“Enlighten your helper, I am here by your majesty’s order.” Taibai Jinxing said: “I hope I can exchange for some cigarettes.”

Brother Lai smiled secretly in his heart, as expected.

At this moment, I sincerely admire my wit.

This is the advantage of mixing with Tang Sanzang.

I am afraid that now the Jade Emperor has regretted it.

But he had no chance, and completely walked his own way to death.

The Jade Emperor is also the Lord of the Three Realms.

This doesn’t work either.

It’s not as witty as the gang leader, it’s far from the gang leader.

“Although we are mixed with the third child, we don’t have many cigarettes in our hands.”

Brother Lai frowned, so he said with difficulty.