Kuai Chuan Teaches You To Be a Man

Yu Xia suddenly remembered the joke Qiao Yue told, saying that because he knew too much, he had mistaken his wife when he entered the game, and sent a private chat to a strong man named Chu Xia called Xia Xia, and was almost turned over by someone, all because of blackmail. List to get rid of that ID literary and artistic small and fresh foot-picking chatter.

The above content was summed up by Yu Xia, a top student in the Chinese Department. Qiao Yue was very indifferent when he said it, but Ku Da Qiu Shen, who passed away in a flash, still betrayed him. He didn't want to think about this person at all. As long as he remembered that he once called his wife's nickname to a tall, slender brother who was covered in flesh, it felt like it took a lot of time to cook a pot of feet. My son's coffee, looks distressed, and I can't drink it anymore.

Qiao Yue had already deleted Chu Xia from his brain archive and threw it into the recycle bin. He didn't expect his buddy to be able to get out of the recycle bin by himself.

This familiar tone and familiar sentence made Qiao Yue stiff.

He tried his best to stabilize himself, turned his head to look at Chu Xia, and said, "I'm not calling you, don't be sentimental."

The Berserker who is more than two meters tall looks like a hill even if he sits down. He was furious when he heard Xia Xia's name, and was about to ask Qiao Yue to go out to the tavern, if it was a man, he would fight! Suddenly greeted with this explanation, he was stunned, scratched his head and asked, "Is that so? I'm sorry."

The Berserker sighed, and first waved Yu Xia for a glass of Scarlet Whiskey, saying that he wanted to make amends for Qiao Yue, and told him not to mind: "Brother, don't blame me for being so excited, you don't know what happened to me after I entered the game, then What a beast if you don't eat green peppers!"

The three of them are like this-

Chuxia sat on the left, Qiao Yue sat in the middle, and on the far right was Guizhou Fanghe.

When Guizhou Fanghe heard what the brother said, he couldn't help but want to laugh, so he resisted and asked, "Brother, do you have a grudge against not eating green peppers?"

"I can't talk about much hatred, but if I have the chance to meet that bastard, I will definitely shoot him with a giant axe."

Returning to the boat and releasing the crane:  …

Is this still called hatred?

The Berserker gritted his teeth a few times, then suddenly turned his head and asked the two of them, "It's fate to drink together, buddies, what's your name? Come and add a friend."

Qiao Yue raised the whisky glass in front of him and said, "If you are destined to meet again, you don't need to ask your name."

Guizhou Fanghe wrote a suit from the bottom of his heart, really suit!

This is stable enough without green peppers!

The berserker over there obviously also has chivalrous feelings in his heart. Hearing this, he felt very useful. He was so happy that he patted Qiao Yue on the shoulder. After a few taps, the system prompted you to maliciously attack the player in Sunset City [do not eat green peppers] No matter how much he hurts, he advised him to stop in time before he made a big mistake, and the law enforcement team would not stand idly by if there was a homicide.

When you take it apart, you know every word, but together, why can't you understand it?

The Berserker was stunned.

He frowned and thought hard, and it took a while before he realized it.

"Fuck you bastard! You just don't eat green peppers! You still have the face to drink Lao Tzu's wine!"

Wait, what about people?

Why is the right side empty?

The Berserker looked at Guizhou Fanghe who came in with Qiao Yue, and asked with a dark face, "Do you know each other? Where are the others? Where did you slip away?"

Guizhou Fanghe spread his hands and said he didn't know.

Seeing that the big man didn't believe it, he moved a seat and sat closer, and said earnestly, "Brother, listen to me, the thief and I just came here to discuss a business, and we are not familiar with each other. By the way, what kind of hatred did you have between you? How come you still don't know anyone after a grudge?"

"Do you know how popular this game is? I was going to come in on the day the server was launched, but I was delayed for a while. When I solved the troubles in reality and then came in, the name was all taken up. When I created the account, I followed I tried like a fool for a long time and couldn’t get it, so I just took a chance.” He also showed Guizhou Fanghe the random name he had come across, saying that the damage it had brought him was big enough. In the end, after only playing for a long time, the **** who didn't eat green peppers chatted with him privately and called him Xia Xia...

Guizhou Fanghe said that there was no need to say any more, he understood.

"No, you don't understand. He not only called me Xia Xia, but also asked me what the purpose was for taking this name, and blocked me after digging up my wound."

These words evoked some memories of Guizhou Fanghe. He followed with a constipated expression and said with a sad face, "I have a deep understanding of this."

"He's a beast! He's not human!"

Yu Xia seemed to be reading the newspaper, but she actually listened carefully with her ears pricked up. After listening, she smiled and looked up to the second floor.

After exploding the vest, Qiao Yue sneaked up to the second floor in stealth, and only showed his figure when he went up. He spread out on the sofa and sighed, unlucky! Really unlucky!

I didn't expect to bump into this early summer again, and I didn't expect him to be more stingy than expected.

This berserker and Guizhou Fanghe had a good chat, and they also talked about the revolutionary friendship. Before leaving the tavern, Guizhou Fanghe invited Chu Xia to lead the nobles and said that they would play together in the future. As far as Chu Xia is concerned, it doesn't matter which guild to join. Because he entered the game late, his level dropped a lot. Now he has only reached 19. Before, he always wanted to join a guild and was always rejected. , the two can chat together.

Since he could talk, of course he would not refuse, and then handed in the application to the leading nobles to join the gang, Guizhou Fanghe saw that he had put people in directly, and asked him to quickly raise his rank, and he would be able to follow him when he reached 20. Help everyone in the next copy to play equipment.

The Berserker added an experience team in the gang, bought a supplement and went to the city to gain experience. Guizhou Fanghe chatted with Qiao Yue privately, saying that he would contact Qiao Yue when the equipment was almost rated, and Qiao Yue could reply.

Qiao Yue was a little bored when he was idle. He was still thinking about whether to pick up two orders for a bounty or what, when he found out that his wife had closed the tavern early, and asked her if she was going to go offline? Yu Xia said no.

"I just received a notification from Old Hook that what I want is ready, so I have time to get it myself." Yu Xia took off the long cloak hanging beside him, put it on himself, and tied it with a tie , she was going to go downstairs and go out through the back door of the tavern. Before leaving, she walked around to the back of the sofa chair Qiao Yue was sitting on, wrapped his neck from behind and kissed him, "I'll go out, don't go offline, wait. wait for me."

Qiao Yue knew who Old Hook was. He was the best equipment master in Sunset City.

He had already guessed what Yu Xia asked Old Hook to order.

With sweetness in his heart, he nodded and said yes, and reached out to put a hood on Yu Xia.

Yu Xia carried her skirt and went downstairs. She walked lightly and made little noise when she stepped on the wooden stairs. She went down from the second floor of the tavern, opened the back door and walked out. After going out, she gently closed the wooden door and followed the deep stone slab. Alley to Old Hook's house.

It was not close to Old Hook's house from the Rose Tavern, and Yu Xia was not in a hurry. She walked very slowly. When she met other aborigines in Sunset City on the way, she would say hello to everyone, so it was several minutes later. The door of the room was closed, Yu Xia raised his hand and knocked, asking, "Are you there, old Hook? I'll pick up the equipment I ordered as agreed."

The wooden door creaked and opened immediately.

With the strong smell of wine overflowing from the open door, Yu Xia frowned slightly and asked, "Is it ready?"

Old Hook rubbed his hands, turned back to the house and took out the folded full set of thieves' equipment, and said, "Okay, okay! Look, this is the best garbage Old Hook has made in recent years."

Yu Xia glanced at it. This was a level 20 purple suit. It was unbound and can be equipped by stealth occupations. This set of equipment has extremely limited attributes. It basically doesn't add blood defense. Professional use, suit attributes are also very targeted.

Equip three pieces of [Wind Wolf Suit], which can activate the first gear and increase the speed by 30% when out of combat.

Equip six pieces of [Wind Wolf Suit], which can activate the second-grade attribute and increase the critical strike rate by 10%.

Equip eight pieces of [Wind Wolf Suit], which can activate three attributes. When the character is endangered, there is a high chance of triggering a rage, and the attack is multiplied in the rage state.

As a level 20 equipment, this set is quite the limit. Even if Yu Xia has not seen the set attributes of the world copy, he feels that the set built by Old Hook will not lose. When Yu Xia was checking the equipment, Old Hook kept staring at her, watching her reaction.

"How about little Ellie, are you satisfied with this outfit?"

"Oh, of course."

Yu Xia took out the Moonlight Wine she brought and handed it to Old Hook.

As soon as the drunkard saw the delicious wine that made him miss him, he forgot everything. In his eyes, there was no Ellie, the number one beauty in Sunset City, only this wine. He thought that this time he had to drink slowly, if he finished drinking in three or two, he would be hungry for a long time.

The transaction was considered complete. Yu Xia put away the equipment and prepared to take it back to Qiao Yue to try. She turned to leave, but was stopped by Old Hook before leaving, saying that she could come when she needed to change her equipment in the future.

The door to the Hooker's house was open for her.

After getting the top-quality equipment, Yu Xia felt like an arrow in her heart. She walked much faster on the way back. She was still going to enter through the back door, but when she entered, she realized that something was wrong. There were a string of very light gray footprints on the ground, those of a woman. Someone took advantage of it. She slipped out and slipped in.

She locked the back door, walked in quickly, and looked around on the first floor first, but didn't find anything, so she lightly walked up to the second floor. As soon as she went up, she saw a petite woman lying on the ground. She was tied up. Gotta be solid.

That person was sober, Yu Xia didn't have any intimate interaction with Qiao who was sitting on the sofa, she took off her cloak and put it in her arms, and walked forward slowly, step by step, until she was bound to death. In front of the woman who lived there, he looked down for a while, and asked Qiao Yue with his arms crossed, "What's going on? Come and tell me my followers."

"Your Excellency said that you have something to go out, so let me wait. As soon as you left, there were mice in the room. I hid and waited for her to come up. I stunned her from behind and tied her here."

"Is that so?" That's easy.

Yu Xia glanced at her with a half-smile, but she was still an acquaintance, a cute little fairy who always bothered her some time ago. Yu Xia guessed that the other party wanted to get something from her, and originally wanted to get it by brushing the NPC's favorability, but the result was Before brushing it up, she was ambushed by the back door and slipped in after she went out.

This kind of thing, of course, is handed over to the law enforcement team to solve.

Captain Bertram came very quickly. He brought a group of eight people to visit the Rose Tavern. This movement attracted many players to follow and watch. Yu Xia opened the door for him, raised her finger and pointed upstairs, saying that when she got home, she found a dirty mouse slipping into the house, and she was rummaging through boxes and cabinets to find things.

The adventurer invaded the house of the aboriginal people and stole it, but it was Lord Ellie who was targeted, and Captain Bertram's face was black.

He walked upstairs quickly, and saw the girl who didn't eat green peppers sitting on the sofa and the cute little fairy who was lying on the ground tied tightly. You don't need to ask to know who the intruder is, Bertram beckoned and let the cute little fairy buckle up and take it down.

The little fairy Mengmeng is really miserable. Her hands are tied and she can't send any news. Her mouth is blocked and she can't speak. She was dragged down by the law enforcement team. To be on the safe side, Captain Bertram confirmed it. , is it her?

Yu Xia nodded.

"Yes, she offended me and invaded my home and ruined my mood for the day. I hope the law enforcement team can teach her the rules. You know my temper. Next time, I will break her directly. neck."

Bertram wiped the sweat from his forehead and promised again and again, "Yes, yes, I understand, I'll let her know how good it is."

The cute little fairy can't say a word. She can't log out in the plot. Since she was stunned and tied up, she can't do anything and can only passively wait.

You can't get into the NPC's house in the 3D game many years ago. This game is fine, it is enough simulation, but it is not easy to sneak into the NPC's house. You have to know when he will go out and what time he will return. You need to be able to open the lock and find what you want quickly, otherwise it will be finished when the owner comes back. Some NPCs are better-tempered, and may listen to your rhetoric to justify it. Maybe they can fool the past. Ellie obviously doesn't eat this, and she can't even say a word for herself if she wants to.

Little Fairy Mengmeng had been reformed through labor before. She had a reputation with the law enforcement team. Now that she was caught as a thief, Bertram's favorability for her has dropped a lot.

With a wave of Bertram's hand, his subordinates dragged him away, not forgetting to salute Yu Xia before leaving.

Yu Xia leaned against the door with his arms crossed, watching this walk away.

The system announcement came as soon as it was said, and the World Channel was frying.

This is the first case of being caught as a thief in the server, and the players are shocked. I didn't expect to sneak into the NPC's house to steal things? ? ? Because the World Channel and the forum were all exploded, the GM came out and explained it. He gave an example, saying that if you need a quest item, but the NPC is difficult to get, you can do it when you can't get it after all your hard work. Considering being a thief, but there are risks in any line of work. Getting caught is not a joke. It is recommended not to try short-legged careers lightly. You may not be able to bear the consequences of the chain reaction. good talker.

[The one who was caught is a cute little fairy? What was she doing sneaking into Ellie's house? Steal alcohol? ]

[It's not stealing wine or something else, or else it's just receiving a mission to investigate Ellie, it's impossible to sneak in just for fun...]

[I wonder what she's going to face more than why? ]

[Go to jail, in reality you can't go to jail if you break the law? It depends on how long the law enforcement team sentenced her. ]

[This girl is too capable, why is there her every time there is an accident in the Rose Tavern? ]

[What nonsense? Not last time! It wasn't her who called Ellie Ugly last time! ]

[She is stepping on the edge of the cliff to fight for her own best interests. If she succeeds, how much trouble will she save? ]

[So it is said that God has eyes. ]

The Xianyu Gang was all concerned about the cute little fairy, called her on the gang channel, and sent her private chats, but there was no response. Fairy Mengmeng was very annoyed. She came here for two things. The first was wine, and the second was to see if she could find the hidden props. Originally, according to her understanding, Ellie is the kind of NPC who is very attentive. There is no such thing as returning because she forgot something as soon as she went out. If this possibility is excluded, her trip will not be particularly short, and she should have time to act.

Unexpectedly, there was someone on the second floor of the tavern, a hateful thief, who stunned her with a stick.

Before fainting, the system prompted her to say—

You are under attack for not eating green peppers.

You fainted.

The cute little fairy really wants to chop up the green peppers and not eat green peppers. This person can't get along with her, and she doesn't know what kind of hatred it is. She was recalling the game charts in her previous life, and it seemed that there was no one at the top of the ranking.

If he were a big guy, the cute little fairy would still make sense, but if he wasn't, he would be particularly aggrieved.

I'm a reborn, I'm so good, I let a rookie snipe twice.

The cute little fairy has been very impetuous these days, and she is upset. One is that she was forced to sell the strategy, the other is the subtle deviations around her after rebirth, and that she is really not the kind of top player, nor is she the kind of boss who is very smart and can arrange a lot of messy and disorderly things in an orderly manner. , Because of limited qualifications and limited vision, she always lacks rules and regulations in her actions.

What to say?

If you are given a hidden task, you will jump on it wholeheartedly and complete this task to the best of your ability.

But she knows too much, and it's easy to beat the hammer and the hammer. Human time and energy are limited. When you want to do everything you want, it is easy to mess things up. The game is the same as reality.

Fairy Mengmeng is also thinking about what she should do first. She feels that the task of Old Hook cannot be given up. Even if she is reborn, her operation is not even comparable to that of many talented bigwigs who have only entered the game now, and her ability is not enough. If you can get a set of level 20 top-quality equipment, you will be much more relaxed whether you are doing a task or encountering a strong P. Out of this consideration, she recently asked everyone in the gang about fine wine, but they all said no, and the cute little fairy came to take a risk.

She expected to have a success rate of more than 70%, but the result was unfavorable.

Seeing that the law enforcement team took people away, Yu Xia closed the door of the tavern and went upstairs. She went up to find Qiao Yue squatting on the ground with a wet rag and wiping it. He wiped the piece of Mengmeng Fairy lying on it. Once again, follow her upstairs path and wipe it straight to the back door. Yu Xia looked at him crouching on the ground and moving forward, and he moved forward after rubbing it a little. His game is obviously a thin, pale and stern face, but what he does is very childish...

After he wiped clean and was satisfied and returned upstairs, Yu Xia took out the equipment he had just retrieved and handed it to him.

"I asked old Hook to do it, whether you like it or not."

Qiao Yue took off his original equipment and put on the wind wolf suit. The appearance of this suit is very good. After wearing a full set, he will automatically wear half a mask on his face. The black metal texture mask covers the lower half of the character. His face, revealing a pair of cold and narrow eyes, has the style of an assassin who wanders in the night.

Yu Xia circled around him: "So pretty, how many beauties can you hook up with when you wear it?"

"I don't like beauties, and beauties don't like me like this. They like presidents such as Longteng, peak presidents, and stupid people who spend more money."

After Qiao Yue finished speaking, he found that his wife squinted, Yu Xia kept his voice very soft and asked him to speak again.

Intuitively said the wrong thing, Qiao Yue thought about it for a while, suddenly realized, and immediately made amends, saying: "Xia Xia, you are not a beauty, you are a beauty."

The cute little fairy is in prison. She doesn't know the progress of the major gangs. In the game, the speed of these big gangs changing equipment and improving their strength is much faster than she thought. Once the dungeon is completed, many groups can be formed in the gang, and the equipment can be exchanged quickly. It doesn't take long for the normal difficulty to pass, and the gangs such as Longteng Peak will move towards the elite difficulty. There are many people playing this game, and there are many bosses in it. These bosses who can study their own play do not need to buy a strategy at all. He will be able to pass the dungeon much later than you, and the cute little fairy knows all the play methods. Originally, it was figured out by well-known commanders in the game. After being trapped, an awesome person can come up with a coquettish way to deal with it. Even if he is caught off guard at the beginning, he will always be able to figure out the dungeon with one more death.

The Salted Fish Gang, which was at the forefront at the beginning, did not have this executive power. They were behind in the speed of updating equipment. The main force of the big gang had changed from green equipment to blue equipment.

White and green items are available on normal difficulty, while blue items are available on elite difficulty.

If you want to go to **** with a purple outfit, what you wear now is too much equipment for the main team. At this stage, they have to put on a full set of blue outfits and get the equipment ratings so that the values ​​can reach **** difficulty. The minimum requirements, and then group a group to go in and see.

The bosses on Hell difficulty are still the same. I heard that the disgusting level of the skills will be greatly increased, and the damage will be the same.

Because he bought the strategy, he won the first pass, and advertised for the gang. In the past few days, a group of people have been recruited. This matter made the other gangs unconvinced, and they all held back their strength, saying that who would push the outpost of the Rebel Dungeon on Hell Difficulty first.

Now most players are focusing on this level 20 dungeon. The entrance of the dungeon is always lively, people shouting, people who try their luck to join the team, there are bosses such as opening gold groups, and the surrounding area is like a vegetable market. lively. During this time, the performance of the Rose Tavern has improved a lot. The big gang will come to have a drink before trying the difficulty of hell. They change the way they talk to the proprietress and ask when new products will be available. These two wines are getting tired of drinking.

In fact, it's not that they are tired of drinking. They want to add other attributes, such as schistosomiasis. The old customers joke that even if it is a gold and a cup, can they put a new one?

Yu Xia is a very talkative person, and it will take two days for them to want to try something new.

"Really? Is it going to be new?"

"Well."

"What kind of wine is that?"

"It's wine for warriors."

The tavern was already boiling. Some people asked the name and some people were guessing the effect. Yu Xia just laughed it off and didn't reveal the secret in advance.

That wine is not brewed according to the original recipe of the system, but made by herself. Recently, after reading a few stories of the sages, she was touched, and she came up with a passionate wine that the warriors can drink and move forward fearlessly. , the name is burning.

The feeling of drinking that wine is like standing in the raging flames, and the whole body is scorching hot. The proportion of this wine increases blood defense, which is most suitable for warriors and knights. If used properly, it can solve the difficult problems that major gangs are facing. They are already trying to push the **** difficulty, even if they have put on the best equipment for the main T, the hardness is still not enough, and it is difficult to carry damage.

This wine, which Yu Xia named Burning, could just make the potential of the warriors burn, allowing them to take more damage and stand at the forefront of the team.

Burning is not like the unlimited supply of Scarlet Whiskey, it only sells one hundred copies a day, and it will not be available until the next day when it is sold out.

One hundred copies sounds like a lot. Just think about the number of players on the server, and then think about how many guilds there are in the entire server, how many teams are struggling, and there are too many warriors who need it, and only a few of the few can enjoy it.

On the day this wine was released, it was sold out in the blink of an eye. Later, I didn't even see the shadow. I only heard that the price was very expensive and the effect was very good. Everyone who had just finished drinking it was eager to go to the copy, for fear of wasting a point. one second.

【World】Mint Milk: It's too late, who can tell me how much a cup is? Also post the value of the buff boost.

[World] Left Bank: 1G a cup, it is very energetic to drink, I have never had such a strong wine.

[World] Soul of the Sword: I didn't get it. It is said that the ratio increases blood defense. Originally, the higher the value, the more the gain. I think the black-clothed God of War of the chief noble has poured two cups, and his attributes should explode.

Followed by the bubbling of the chief nobles.

It exploded, indeed it exploded.

Allie is really a little angel, although he is not polite to those who go to the pub to make trouble, it is they who make trouble first, he deserves it! Now the major gangs are stuck on the difficulty of **** and can't hold back. At the critical moment, Ellie stood up.

For example, the black-clothed God of War, he was originally a top-ranked warrior in the game. Even if his equipment was very difficult to fight monsters, he felt much better after drinking two glasses. Although it is still dangerous now, when the monster's blood bar is opened, he looks worried. Yes, it can be played anyway.