Kuai Chuan Teaches You To Be a Man

According to the original setting, because Dana was reluctant to hurt Ellie, she would first remove these unsightly adventurers, and then find a way to trap her sweetheart here, so that the battle would break out naturally...

The battle is still breaking out now, but the plot is a bit deviated. Because of Ellie's hug, Dana transferred all her hatred to not eating green peppers. The black-clothed God of War couldn't hold back the taunting, she ignored the hatred at all.

"Fuck you, how do you fight this boss? Let Green Pepper find a way to kite it?"

"It can only be a kite, you and Doudou will put more ice thorns in the boat."

When the two ice spells were about to be executed, Qiao Yue protested: "Anyway, if you die in the dungeon, you won't lose any experience. I can lie down and watch you fight, so you can drive normally, and pull me up after the fight."

Copy of the whole group: ...

To this day, Guizhou Fanghe is still very curious, wondering how he grew up safely without eating green peppers? Why haven't you been killed yet?

Fortunately, he said so, not really giving up before playing.

It's not easy to kite a long-range boss. You have to do two things. First, you can't pull it off. Second, you need to be just outside her casting distance, so that she can't directly attack, so she can only run after you. Qiao Yue has never encountered Anmu before, and even if he has, it can't be used as a reference. After all, the parameters of players and bosses are different. He tested it a little, and pulled Dana to run when he had a figure in mind.

The dark skills of the hidden boss Dana are rather disgusting. To say that the damage is not as strong as her third brother Ahibot, it is also because it is the first time to fight. Everyone is not familiar with the skills of each stage of the boss. The starting position was confusing, and the team tacit understanding was reflected by repeating the same trick twice.

Qiao Yue is elegant and agile to pull the boss, the boss sticks to him like a magnet, chasing after him, and then there are several melees chasing the boss, and the distance is scattered. The remotes are relaxed most of the time. Only when the blood drops to a certain stage will the BOSS increase their moves. At this time, they will obey the command and move.

Dana is not very difficult to fight, because it is very difficult to trigger the hide, and successful triggering is equivalent to a big gift. The team that can get through the difficulty of **** should be able to solve Dana. The dungeon setting is like this.

From the beginning to the end, Yu Xia didn't make a move. Before Dana died, she tried all her strength to go to her side. She clutched her chest and staggered forward.

Here the game prompts Yu Xia to have a plot.

She should have a conversation with Dana, like reminiscing about the past or saying goodbye. Qiao Gouzi was unhappy when he saw the BOSS going towards his wife, he rubbed his legs secretly and tripped Dana into a dog/eat/shit. The BOSS died so inexplicably, he didn't even say the name on his lips. .

All the members of the dungeon group looked at Qiao Yue's outstretched leg.

"...Aren't you a beast if you don't eat green peppers?"

"It's been recorded, see you on the forum, Brother Qingjiao."

"Let all players on the server keep their eyes open and see what you've done!"

"Not only did you **** take advantage of Ellie, but you also lost the boss's last words! Do you know how cruel this is? People are going to die and you don't let people talk about it! It's no wonder that the hatred is so steady, really Fucking face T!"

"It's the first time I've met the main T and the deputy T, trying to drive the boss to run and taunt for a few rounds without turning back..."

"Forbidden love that is not accepted by the world, people are already uncomfortable enough, and you still **** her like this! Look carefully at this boss is still a beauty, although not as beautiful as our Ellie~!"

Qiao Yue narrowed his eyes and looked at the green beans who were constantly poking around. The green beans shivered and did not dare to speak.

"If she doesn't die, we have to die, so let's let her die. In the next life, Amitabha will not be blind and come to Lily Dafa. Forget about Lily Dafa, whoever is not good will still be attracted to Ellie. Good luck, girl!"

"Well, I've mourned, let's touch the box."

Qiao Yue said before that this hidden fee was given to the chief noble. He didn't even bother to look at preparing for the copy, and Yu Xia was also ready to leave. At this time, the system announcement had been swiped, and he was scrolling to say congratulations to the black-clothed God of War for leading so-and-so. , XX, XX players encountered Dana Baqier in the dungeon [Rebel Dungeon · Outpost], and through a fierce battle, he eliminated a harm for Sunset City, saying that the players who participated in the dungeon gained 100 reputation in Sunset City, You can also go to the magistrate to get a mysterious gift.

Not only that, but another announcement followed, saying that the team of the God of War in Black received a perfect evaluation in the Hell difficulty [Rebel Dungeon · Outpost], and all members were rewarded with a treasure chest, which has been sent to the player's package with the announcement.

The system announcement has been swiped several times. Just now, the world channel was still chatting hot, and suddenly it stopped. When the players read the announcement clearly, the major chat channels went crazy, including the world channel, the map channel, and the guild channel.

The hidden boss was just killed by the chief noble?

They also hit the perfect evaluation of the copy?

The main force of the major gangs did their best, and the evaluation was only 80 at most. How did the perfection come out? How could it be possible?

The private chats of all the people involved in this dungeon have exploded, and they have exploded. Several buddies in the group folded their hands together in prayer, saying that they would rather hack ten hells and just want to hide the explosion.

Anyway, the difficulty of **** can be brushed every day, and it is just such a deal to hide!

Boom Boom! Must explode!

Qiao Yue said hello to Guizhou Fanghe and said to leave. He immediately left the group and got out of the dungeon. When he went out, he found that the door was jammed badly.

Qiao Yue reached out and hugged his wife, and rubbed the tip of his chin on her shoulder, saying that the trash copy was so rude.

Yu Xia had been holding it in the book, and now he was laughing, thinking that Qiao Yue's last words had been blackened, and he was still angry? "Otherwise, you can ask later, who wrote this plot? It's not my brother's handwriting after all, you see if it's Brother Cheng."

Qiao Yue thought about it for a while, and muttered that it was useless to know who he was. Could he still deduct his salary?

"What salary is deducted? You gave him extra work, didn't you say you are patching loopholes to upgrade the system?"

"It's also a talent who can come up with this kind of lily line."

Joey nodded and said that!

In the planning team, there was a guy who had just finished his work and was gobbling down instant food. He heard that the perfect score of the Dungeon Outpost had been released, and he slapped his thigh!

"Let me see how the players in the next dungeon compliment me, it's not me, my plot line is so **** touching! When I made that up, I felt like I had a few talents, just like a Chinese boss. !"

"Big brother, you are awesome, you should go to the forum and see, you are going to be popular!"

As soon as I boarded the player forum, the big man noticed the rapidly red post - "The Rebel Dungeon Outpost Perfect Clearance Video, which will take you to restore the real plot hidden behind the copy, the unscrupulous plans of a company in August 18th. , you can make up this kind of dog/day/ hidden line! 》

The title is so long and red, and anyone who enters the forum can see it at a glance.

He even put down his fork. He rubbed his hands, and then opened the post. Because there were too many players watching at the same time, the top-equipped equipment was stuck for two seconds. After entering, the landlord said that he would not talk nonsense. After watching the video, you will understand everything.

At this time, all the idle people in the planning team were watching. The video was recorded from the door of the dungeon. It was automatically recorded in the game. You could hear the boss talking and the team voice, but you couldn't see the chat channel.

There is no need to watch any chat channels, the image content and the words heard are enough to stimulate.

Not long after the video was played, they noticed that the female thief with a bumpy figure appeared in the team. When she took off her mask and took off her cloak, everyone was lying.

It's Ellie!

That's right, is that Ellie?

She can't fake that face!

Unexpectedly, Allie turned out to be a thief! ! ! Don't say it looks so **** sexy, this chest, this waist, this leg, nosebleeds will flow out!

At this time, there are still people licking the screen, waiting for the BOSS to line up violently, the main group of the chief nobles is beaten into a dog, and Ellie's desperate help explodes the output, the picture can see the heart jumping out, it is so handsome. The plot is also revealed little by little in the process of pushing the boss. It is not very good to listen to the words of the first and second children, and the information explodes when the third is reached. Ashborn revealed Ellie's identity and said that she was the daughter of the legendary thief Oggsger. Her father still has a statue in Silvermoon City. Does the second generation of thieves understand?

[Fuck it, no wonder the little angel Ellie is so awesome! Her father is Augsger? ? ? ]

[I heard that her mother is also terrible. Her father used to let her mother beat her. ]

[Is it pressing and beating, not pressing and fucking? ]

[Driving your mother's car in broad daylight! ]

[The grandsons of the leaders and nobles cooperated well. The black-clothed God of War has a good T, and the main breast is also very strong. There is also the thief in the regiment, who is ruthless and runs fast enough. Look at the position of his stab, they are all in the key. The key...]

[The action is too fast to understand, where did he stab? chrysanthemum? ]

Some people are already discussing, and some people are fascinated by it. They follow the camera to the old drunkard's side, and watch the old drunkard drink for a while. When they are happy, they go to open the door to the deeper part, Dana Baqier This is how the **** story of unilaterally infatuated beauty's confession and unsuccessful blackening and massacre of countless handsome guys in Sunset City has surfaced. It's just that, in order to prove her gender, Ellie snuggled into the arms of a certain thief in the regiment, leaned on his chest and touched his face.

Can't stand it! This is so unbearable!

[I said a copy of a fart, first kill this **** who takes advantage of Ellie! **** him! ]

[Damn it doesn't look like a good person, what's his name? Who can tell me? ]

[Guizhou Fanghe calls him green peppers, so he probably doesn’t eat green peppers. ]

[Just don't eat green peppers, this beast! When unlucky, brothers come, he will enjoy this kind of good thing alone, and I want to hug Ellie too! I want to be touched too! ]

[Compared to this bastard, the BOSS is much cuter! ]

[Look at this hated person, let him pull monsters is more reliable than the black-clothed God of War, and you don't need to lose the taunting skills. ]

...

Originally, it was not difficult to push Dana with this team configuration, plus she hated not eating green peppers. In the end, this hidden is better than the previous three bosses, even if it is new and unfamiliar, it does not encounter too much trouble. , the whole rhythm is smooth.

BOSS is dying, BOSS wants to say two last words.

This is the basic operation in movies, TV dramas and games. If people are going to hang up, they have to hurry up and talk. The boss is swaying towards Ellie. It is estimated that he wants to die in Ellie's arms. Not eating green peppers all the time was another **** act, and he stretched his legs.

Clap, the boss fell, and the boss hung up.

This paragraph almost made the majority of players look out of breath, and what about the lily line that is still waiting for the earth-shattering, so it will die? ? ?

[I'm curious, how did this one grow up without green peppers? How can you say he can live to this day? How could he not be killed? ]

[…Anyway, I didn’t grow up eating green peppers. ]

[The last part of the card made me feel so uncomfortable, what about a true confession? Just let him screw it up? ]

[Why didn't the leader of the nobles beat him? After defeating the BOSS, the direct copy opens and hits him! ]

[After reading Doubtful Life, is this really a rebel dungeon? How can this plot be worthy of the name of the copy? ]

[After so many times over and over, I didn't see any plot. If it weren't for the fact that they were criminals mentioned in the previous plot, I would have thought that I had killed three frontline sentries. Is the hidden plot so exciting? ? ? ]

[I didn't expect Ellie to be such Ellie, how can I go to the Rose Tavern to pretend to be coercive in the future? I also plan to attract her with my handsome appearance and rich content. ]

[Hahaha, what are you talking about, buddy upstairs? louder please? ]

[Augusig gave you a friendly smile: If you want to soak my daughter, you are dead when you treat me as a father? ]

[I won’t dare to drool in front of my face anymore, I’m afraid anyway. ]

[Cherish life away from the second generation of thieves, can't afford it, really can't afford it. ]

The foot-picking plan saw that the building was being built quickly, and the focus of the discussion was not Lily Line or Ellie's identity, and the dog thing of not eating green peppers, and no one praised him. "These players didn't think about who made up such a wonderful and exciting plot for them, it's me! How could they not thank me? What a shame!"

"If you want me to tell you about your stupid plot, you'll be fine soon."

"You can stop for a while, see if you don't eat green peppers, you will be attacked by a group soon."

"The vast majority of thieves players are filled with righteous indignation and can't believe that he has desecrated the beloved daughter of the professional legend Mr. Augsger, and is going to talk to him about life... This slogan is well drawn, but it's really not because Ellie is mad at him. but?"

The planning team was still relaxed, but Yu Ze, the owner of the game company, was furious.

As soon as Yu Xia went offline, she saw her brother with a dark face, and asked what was wrong? Not working well?

"Little sister, although brother appreciates the talent of not eating green peppers, but one yardage is one yardage, he is not a human being and he takes advantage of you!"

Yu Xia thought about it for a while, and then corrected: "It seems that he didn't take advantage of me, but I took advantage of him, bro."